Song Qingshu's journey of resistance

"Little tree, go cook."

It took less than three quarters of an hour for the boy to enter the kitchen, and the small kitchen was full of smoke. When Huang Yaoshi rushed to the door of the kitchen, he could only see a black man who had smuggled from Africa, pouring water into the stove at a loss.

"Little tree, go and chop some firewood for the fire."

The young man ran into the peach blossom forest excitedly, raised the knife in his hand, and the rows of peach blossom trees fell down screaming 'creak creak'. Hearing the sound, Huang Yaoshi rushed over and glared angrily, but stared at him with the words 'Where am I? Did you do something wrong?" looked up at the boy innocently for a long time, but ended up with a twitching of the corner of his mouth.

"Little tree, go and wash all the dirty clothes."

Hesitantly, the young man picked up his clothes and walked towards the door. He seemed to have something to say when he turned his head three times a step, but unfortunately Huang Yaoshi didn't look at him, so a certain small tree fell into the deep well with a "gudong" sound, and lay on the bed for three days. The genius started to jump around again. Afterwards, Huang Yaoshi asked him why he fell into the well. A certain tree answered that he didn’t know how to use a potter’s wheel. He accidentally hit his head with a wooden handle while turning it to lift water, and that’s why he accidentally fell into it. , Huang Yaoshimo~ He regretted accepting this mindless tree.

After thinking about it, Huang Yaoshi felt that he could no longer assign a certain stupid tree a 'highly technical' task, so he settled for the next best thing, and said, "Little tree, go get the dishes and chopsticks to the table and set them up."

Holding a plate of freshly baked side dishes in his hand, Huang Yaoshi thought, Xiaoshu should be able to handle this trivial matter, right?It's a pity that practice tells us that we must not have too much hope and fantasy for a tree that deliberately pretends to be a fool, otherwise only non-human beings can bear the blow.

'Hua la la' two bowls flew together, one foot in the door and one foot outside the door. A young man was prostrate on the ground in a five-body posture, with a black chopstick inserted in the middle of his desperately spread five fingers, and two Not far from the boy's chin, the fine porcelain bowl was broken into pieces of different sizes, and Huang Yaoshi's eyes shone red with the sunlight.

Blinking his eyes and pursing his mouth, Song Qingshu knew he was going to be doomed this time. He admitted that going to the kitchen to wash clothes and chop peach trees were all intentional sabotage, but he dared to swear to God with the bowls and chopsticks, it was really just an accident , but... Huang Laoxie wouldn't believe it, would he?Looking at the gloomy person staring at him as he walked step by step, he wanted to cry, oh~~ A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, senior Huang Yaoshi, he must maintain a superior demeanor, and he must not make a big mistake because of a small mistake~~

Putting his head in his hands, Song Qingshu let go of his feet and ran away as if he was covering his ears and stealing the bell. Even if he knew it, he would never be able to escape from this small island. If he was caught, he would still be dead. There is still a difference, isn't it?So run away~

"Come back to me!" Huang Yaoshi laughed angrily, wanted to run away after getting into trouble?This tree is not small, think about which of the disciples I accepted back then dared to be so unruly?That's the tree, gritted his teeth, could it be that all demons are like this?Not to mention the lack of strings in the brain, but also the temper is off-line?Then I have to take care of this solid tree!

"Help~~~~" Being grabbed by the neck, Song Qingshu subconsciously shouted, and the scream resounded in the silent night sky, how tragic, how shocking, and how...

Please Xiao Qingshu, is it okay to scream like you are about to be raped?Looking at the twitching brows of Senior Huang, it can be seen that concentration is something that is prepared for others.

Needless to say, the night was full of wailing and howling, but at the end of the day, Comrade Huang Laoxie walked out of the room with a tight door. One can imagine what happened to the man inside. .

So from this incident, Song Qingshu learned an astonishing lesson. It is okay to lie to people, but not to lie to Yaoshi Huang. Maybe it is okay to cheat Huang Yaoshi occasionally, but if you cross the bottom line of Huang Yaoshi, you will be courting death. With his strength, he can beat Huang Yaoshi to the ground, so it is not impossible to dance on Huang Yaoshi's bottom line, but... is there anyone in this world who can beat Huang Yaoshi and dance on his bottom line?

One day

Song Qingshu, who finished washing, cooking, and chopping firewood, was called to the front by Huang Yaoshi again, (Xiao Shuer was so miserable, he struggled and struggled, and in the end he did all the work by himself.) Looking at the black lines all over his head Reading the notebook that Huang Yaoshi handed him, Song Qingshu was speechless for a long time, why Mao?Why did Mao himself want to learn the Three Character Classic?

"I see that Xiaoshu can read, so I want to teach you something, here, let's start with the Three Character Classic." I haven't taught my apprentice for a long time, since I accidentally found this place that is very similar to Peach Blossom Island, except for occasionally going out of the island Look at Rong'er, when it comes to getting along with people, this little tree is the first.

Silently looking at the person caught in reminiscence of the past, Song Qingshu felt speechless and in tears. Huang Yaoshi wants to teach him the Three Character Classic in person?Didn't he think he was a demon?What Three Character Classic does the demon learn?Or is this guy just too boring?So he came up with another trick more cruel than squeezing his body, making himself an idiot with excessive use of his brain?Take a sharp step back, this girl can't be so ruthless, can she?

As if feeling Song Qingshu's strong accusation, Huang Yaoshi slowly withdrew his mind, "Why? You don't want to?" It was a very kind smile, teasing a little demon who was so angry that he dared to be angry but dared not speak out. It's a very comforting thing. I thought this demon was a stupid idiot, but since the last "in-depth communication" between them, he has to admit that although this little tree's brain is not as good as Rong's Son, but much stronger than Guo Jing.

"Please don't worry, chief, I promise to complete the task!" Standing at attention with both feet and offering a standard military salute, Song Qingshu secretly decided to be a little wooden dummy tonight and stab him to death!

Woo~~ Let you scare people, let you be authoritarian, don't laugh if you don't want to laugh, why do you laugh like you want to eat people?Master Ben is timid, don't you know that? !Solemnly declare again, this young master is not afraid of death, but of being disabled. Who in the world doesn't know that Huang Laoxie's favorite thing to do is picking people's tendons and tendons?In case this guy is really annoyed one day, and he has no place to cry, he #￥#%#%%#%, shit god, look at this place you kicked for this young master, this good man can wait oh oh oh~~~

Chief?It was another word I had never heard of before, and with eyes that looked like a smile but not a smile, Huang Yaoshi couldn't help being suspicious again. The origin of Song Qingshu.

Is he really a demon?Demons are so useless?Can't use any mana?Also, this demon can know martial arts, looks like Shaolin but is not from Shaolin, if it wasn't for this little tree that turned into a human in front of his eyes, even he himself would doubt whether this is a trap set by someone up.

"Open the book, read it, and ask me again if you don't know it." Close your eyes and let your body slump into the chair. Time flies, and now I have long lost the impulsiveness and vigor of the past. Maybe it is not good to see through everything. Isn't it fun to discover a little secret?Then just wait and see how long it will take for this little tree to let him see his true face. Anyway, he has nothing to do now and the rest is just time.

"At the beginning of human beings, nature is kind..." Nian Niannian, I am standing and you are sitting, I am thinking of you and falling asleep, is this young master a broadcasting machine?Or the one that plays lullabies? "Goubujiao..." Hmmmm?Fell asleep?Carefully silenced his voice and threw the Three Character Classic in his hand aside, and retreated silently, Song Qingshu squinted his eyes happily, the door was in front of him, and victory was in sight!

"Where are you going?" Without even moving his eyelids, Huang Yaoshi's clear voice was like a thunderclap, causing Song Qingshu's smiling face to cry, and the whole person froze in the middle of the ground, ignoring whether Song Qingshu's little heart was affected After a serious blow, Huang Yaoshi moved his neck and changed his posture, and then said: "Continue to read."

Ah~~~ I want to protest!I want human rights!I want to overthrow the extinct volcano pressing on me! !The angry roar can only be kept in the heart, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, Song Qingshu once again endured thousands of sufferings with superhuman perseverance, "Gou don't call... Gou..."

"What's your name?" His flat brows were almost indistinctly frowned, but Huang Yaoshi still didn't open his eyes.

"If you don't call..." What's next?Looking helplessly at the Three Character Classic that he had thrown on the table, Song Qingshu wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Read!" Thinking that Song Qingshu was pretending to be stupid again, Huang Yaoshi's clear voice became low, and used this to warn someone not to play tricks again.

But this time Huang Laoxie really wronged Song Qingshu, so a classmate Song who was afraid of being punished could only start to be confused, "Do not bark, chicken..."

"Huh?" Huang Yaoshi's brows twitched a little with the ending raised, why did this kid get involved in the chicken?

Wu Rusha blinked, isn't it a chicken?Then... "Pigs don't jump?" Song Qingshu carefully looked at Huang Yaoshi, and all he saw was Comrade Huang Laoxie's eyes suddenly opened, "No...wrong? That dog... barking, barking?"

"You, get out!" With a big wave of his hand, Song Qingshu's little children's shoes, who had barked like a puppy twice, were thrown out of the door by Comrade Huang Laoxie, and Mian Shusi passed by.

The next day, on the coast of Peach Blossom Island.

"Actually, I want to go~~ Actually I don't want to stay~~Stay here to face that stinky old man~~I think my heart can't take it anymore (read liao)~~ Please gods~ Sister Xian, make a move~ ~" Song Qingshu, who was working hard, sang this little song that could comfort the soul repeatedly. Because Huang Yaoshi was out of the island early in the morning to do business, he couldn't hear his own voice, so he sang it over and over again endlessly.

"It looks like you're doing well!"

A faint voice sounded behind him, and he turned his head suddenly, and there was a man who was as beautiful as a fairy standing not far away. It is no exaggeration to say that he is as beautiful as a fairy, his eyebrows shaped like swords curved like willows, and his eyes shining like dreamy stars , that not pointy but seductive lips, and that ethereal figure like a flying fairy, all make people look sideways.

He swallowed dryly, "Are you an immortal?" An immortal who came to save himself?He just said, how could that goddamn god allow himself to be Huang Laoxie's child for the rest of his life, no?Send someone down to help him.

Wu Yazi raised his eyebrows, "Immortal?" What kind of scheming is Song Qingshu playing with him?Looking down at his hands as young as a teenager, is he being sarcastic?Ironically pretending to be young?So a little bit of annoyance rose in his heart, Wu Yazi raised his eyebrows steeply, and pressed towards Song Qingshu with a cold aura, "Song Qingshu, tell me, what is this place?"

Song Qingshu? ? ?His eyes changed from worshiping and looking up to astonishment and pity. It turns out that this person is not a god but a lunatic. It's a pity that his appearance is ruined~~

"Song Qingshu, you haven't answered me yet. What is this place?" Seeing that Song Qingshu was only concentrating on washing clothes and not paying attention to himself, Wu Yazi couldn't help but feel even more annoyed. He came here after being tricked by this kid that day, and he was everywhere. There is water everywhere, and the young and shocking self, all of this requires Song Qingshu to give him an explanation, and he has to say it if he doesn't want to!

(Explanation: Wu Yazi came to Peach Blossom Island a long time ago, but he has been in a coma, because his martial arts are on par with Huang Yaoshi, and because he subconsciously entered deep meditation when he was unconscious, Huang Yaoshi never found him , and now is the time when he just woke up.)

Ignore him, anyway, this person is called Song Qingshu and not himself, want Song Qingshu to answer?Please go to Yitian, the gate of Wudang Mountain is not set on the coast of Taohua Island, it is a sin.

"Song Qingshu!" Very angry, he took a step forward and lifted Song Qingshu's skirt, "Why are you pretending to be stupid, talk!" No matter how good your temper is, it depends on the time and place. Of course, the most important thing is the person. The kid who was brought underground to the seaside first made himself... blush, not wanting that or that, and letting himself yell and yell without responding, who does he think he is?There must be a limit to playing with others!

With a 'slap', Wu Yazi slapped away Wu Yazi's hand holding his skirt, Song Qingshu coughed a lot, this man wants to murder?No, I heard that people with mental disorders have a certain tendency to violence. God, this person really wants to kill himself, right?Thinking about it, Song Qingshu raised his leg and gave Wu Yazi a step, turned his head and ran deep into the peach blossom forest.

'Ugh~' "It hurts~" I never expected Song Qingshu to make such an obscene move, Wu Yazi clamped his legs with a pale face, his lungs were about to explode, "Song Qingshu!!!"

In the peach blossom grove, two figures chased and fled. Song Qingshu, who thought he would be safe in the peach blossom grove, was about to cry now. Damn it, it turned out that the lunatic behind him was not only a lunatic with violent tendencies, he was also a lunatic who understood Formation, high martial arts, violent tendency, high IQ madman in the new era, he could hear the footsteps behind him getting closer, Song Qingshu seemed to have seen the god of death beckoning, mother, I still don’t want to die~~~

"Stop!" Stepping on the seven-star step to go around another formation, not wanting to play hide-and-seek with Song Qingshu anymore, Wu Yazi grasped falsely with the palm of his hand, following the low shout, Song Qingshu's galloping body began to retreat involuntarily, like a horse A horse that is tied up with a rope, no matter how fierce you are, you can only accept your fate and be pulled back to your master step by step by the rope.

"Are you running?" Twisting Song Qingshu's arms and pressing him against the tree, he lowered his head, gritted his teeth and looked at this panting and sweating boy, really wanted to slap his head to pieces. He has never been treated like this before. If he hadn't been able to protect the lower part just now, wouldn't he have become a eunuch? !Song Qingshu, you kid has guts!

"You let go and I'll run." Pain, pain, pain, pain~~~ My arm is about to be twisted off by this lunatic, and I cry to death. Why is it so unlucky for me to be chased and killed by a lunatic, not to mention being used as a girl?God, earth, who can tell him, how can there be lunatics on Peach Blossom Island?

"You are real." Choking on Song Qingshu's words, Wu Yazi tossed his messy hair, supported the tree with one hand and held Song Qingshu's chin with the other, forcing him to look up, "Tell me, how did you get me here What? Also, why am I getting younger? Tell me what your purpose is!"

Song Qingshumo~~'If I can pack you up and get you wherever I want, I promise I won't keep you by my side even if I throw you to the North Pole! 'Of course, this cannot be said. The old people have told us more than once that there is no reason to talk to a lunatic, "Well...can you let me go first? This...it hurts."

Raise eyebrows, pain?deserve it! "Don't talk so much nonsense, I don't have much patience." Even though he said so, Wu Yazi let go of the hand that was twisting Song Qingshu's arm, and took a half step back.

Touching the loosened arm with his hand, he shook it lightly, it was okay, the pain was not broken, "I want to talk about how I brought you here... like this!" Wu Yazi bent his legs while listening carefully Lifting up, with a sound of 'touch', the knee once again brought an important intimate contact with Wu Yazi's man, seeing Wu Yazi bending down in pain, knowing that he couldn't run away even if he wanted to, so he got angry from his heart, Evil grows from the guts, I plug in~~ "Aw~~~~"

"Let go, let go, my finger is broken~~!" The finger that was going to insert Wu Yazi's nostril upside down was twisted backwards, and when Song Qingshu, who was sweating on his painful forehead, calmed down, Wu Yazi had already Tie Hei raised his head with a dark face.

"Song, Qing, Shu!" He wanted to kill him~~! !Clutching Song Qingshu's palm, twisting and slipping, Song Qingshu who was screaming in pain twisted the flowers like twists and fell to the ground, a heavy weight pressed on Song Qingshu's body, and the people under him could hear "Oh~" With a scream, Wu Yazi, who was in a good mood, showed Song Qingshu a mouthful of small white teeth, "Have you heard of the life and death talisman? Shall I plant one for you?"

Originally, with his temperament, he would never do such a heavy hand to a junior, but this person is too hateful. He wants to kill himself once or twice. How can such a person not punish him?Damn, all the embarrassment was thrown in front of this kid, the climax was, and the bottom was also hit twice, it seems that they are natural enemies, and they will never stop dying!

"Help~~" The life and death talisman is not easy to mess with, so he doesn't want to be planted with a life and death talisman. Isn't it in the novel that the protagonist has an expert to help if he is threatened?What about an expert?The protagonist will burp if he doesn't come out again!

"stop!"

The low drink is like a heavenly sound, it illuminates the earth, it purifies the air, it makes Song Qingshu teary-eyed and wished he could give him a kiss, he knew, he knew, he would be fine.

The chaotic Song Qingshu here is still wandering, while Wuyazi and Huang Yaoshi over there have already fought together. Both of them are experts at the top of the martial arts. The strength, depth, and thickness of the skills can be said to be quite right for the opponent. Suddenly, the Peach Blossom Island was blown by cold winds and flying flowers all over the sky. Song Qingshu, who was sitting blankly by the side, mistakenly thought that he saw Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Xue. The decisive battle in the lonely city at the top of the Forbidden City was a wonderful one.

One is that he has been invincible for a long time in the rivers and lakes all his life, and the more he fights, the more excited he becomes.

One is physically disabled and has been a living dead for decades, and it is rare to have a good opportunity to show his talents when his body recovers.

The white clothes fluttered, and the hair was melodious. The two fought more and more vigorously, and they fought all the way from the island to the sea. 'Bouncing to the shore, I would rather die naked than turn into a minnow in the sea.

'Peng' tried his best to fight the last palm, but the result was a loss for both sides. Both of them fell into the sea and swam to the shore, lying on the edge of the island and laughing at the sky. The two fell into the darkness almost at the same time, and passed out.

Well, it turns out that the excitement is not for nothing, so he got up and carried the two of them into the house one by one, because Huang Yaoshi was a client anyway and owed others a favor Song Qingshu knew that his hands and feet were lighter, but Wu Yazi didn't have this kind of treatment, so he just went Throw it on the bed, and it would be best if you fall to your death.

"Sleep in wet clothes, will you get sick?" I wanted to leave, but seeing Huang Yaoshi frowned uncomfortably, Song Qingshu backed away, "Okay, okay, it seems that you have taken in this young master so much. It won't be long, this young master will do it to the end, and help you change into clean clothes, it will be a parting gift."

As he talked, he started to take off Huang Yaoshi's clothes, "Small, you have a good figure, if you can protect your body like this when you are seventy or eighty, you will be beautiful." Sighing, he took the mattress beside him, and he didn't When Huang Yaoshi replaced it, Song Qingshu's eyes suddenly caught sight of something, and his heart moved, this is not...

"Fragment of magic weapon?" Isn't the jade pendant hanging on Huang Yaoshi's chest exactly what he was looking for?He didn't even care about changing clothes, he hurriedly untied the jade pendant, and before Song Qingshu could show a smile, the unconscious Huang Yaoshi raised his big hand, just in time to hold the small jade pendant.

"Hello? Hey hey hey hey~!" Is it okay not to bring such a bag?That is Master Ben's property!Fingers squeezed Huang Yaoshi's fist hard, mother, why are you holding it so tightly?I work hard~~! "Ah~~" As the fingers touched the jade pendant, the two palms were glued together, and then... I don't think I should say, everyone knows what happened.

But this time is different from any other moment. Not to mention the current is more intense than before, the body will also react according to the intensity of the current, such as kissing, such as touching, until Song Qingshu passed out. Huang Yaoshi's drama finally came to an end. Poor Huang Laoxie, if he was awake, he would have gone crazy.

early morning

Sitting up in a daze, huh?How can I suppress a beautiful boy?Huh?Why are there so many hickeys and bite marks on his body?The scenes of the night echoed in my mind, ah~~!What a pity, this man is Huang Yaoshi!And what makes Song Qingshu even want to die the most is that he actually suppressed Huang Yaoshi? !God, hurry up and run for your life~~~

So before Huang Yaoshi and Wu Yazi woke up from the coma, we mistakenly thought that we had forced Huang Yaoshi's Xiao Song's shoes to row the boat that had been secretly prepared a long time ago, and we were running for our lives~~~~