Flower picking thief, where are you going!

The morning light is faint, the morning sun is rising, Bao Hei wakes up very early.

As soon as he opened his eyes, a magnified handsome face appeared in front of him.

Tang Helin was sleeping soundly, his eyes were as bright as peach blossoms and bewitching, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, charming and charming, like fairy dust.

Tang Xiaohua?

How could Tang Xiaohua be in her own bed?

Bao Heihei sat up and found that his upper body clothes were missing.

This is how the same thing?

Bao Heihei carefully recalled what happened last night, he raised his hand, and saw that the gauze on his palm was not removed...

Last night, I went to Wanhua Building with Zheng Xuan, and then I accidentally punctured my palm... Later, it seemed that Doctor Wen and the Emperor came...

As for what happened next, Bao Heihei's mind went blank and he couldn't remember at all.

"Tang Xiaohua, wake up!" Bao Heihei shook Tang Helin.

Tang Helin turned over and said coquettishly, "I haven't slept enough yet, let me sleep for a while."

"Doudo-"

Helpless, Bao Heihei had no choice but to shout out the door.

"Here we come, we come!" Tu Dou hurried over, and when he saw Bao Heihei with his upper body naked, and Tang Helin sleeping next to him... he was stunned for a few seconds.

"I didn't see anything." Tu Dou immediately covered his eyes and turned around.

Bao Heihei frowned, "Tudou, what do you mean by turning around? There's nothing wrong with the two of us!"

Just after finishing speaking, Tang Helin's voice came, "Master Bao, please let me sleep for a while, you tossed me until midnight yesterday, I am so sleepy now!"

Tu Dou immediately covered his ears, "Master Bao, I really didn't hear anything."

Toss... toss until midnight...

"Tang Xiaohua, get up quickly and explain clearly to me!" Bao Heihei shook Tang Helin who was aside vigorously.

Tang Helin only twisted his body a few times, but didn't get up!

"Master Bao, if there's nothing else... I'll go first." Tu Dou's face turned red like a baked potato, he couldn't stay any longer.

"Stop!" Bao Heihei called Tu Dou to stop, "I haven't finished asking questions yet!"

Tu Dou stopped at the door, turned his face to the door, and left Bao Heihei with a back, "Master Bao, you can ask!"

"How did the officer come back last night?"

"It was the emperor who sent Mr. Bao back."

Tu Dou had met the emperor in Bao Mansion, and he was always wearing half a golden mask, which made his impression even more impressive.

To be more precise, the emperor came back with Master Bao in his arms, but Tu Dou didn't say that when he thought Tang Helin was here.

It was the emperor who sent him back!

Bao Heihei knocked on the head with his fist, but still had no impression.

"Then what happened to Tang Xiaohua?" Bao Heihei pointed to Tang Helin beside him and asked.

"The emperor returned to the palace after sending Lord Bao back to the palace." Tu Dou continued: "Then Mr. Tang came, and seeing that Lord Bao's palm was injured, he decided to stay and take care of you!"

"Where's my shirt?" Bao Heihei looked down at his naked upper body, feeling a little cold, so he tugged at the quilt.

"Young Master Tang took it off for you." Tu Dou thought carefully, "You said you were drunk and vomited all over your body, so you took it off."

"Why is Tang Xiaohua on my official bed?" Bao Heihei asked the last question.

Tu Dou blushed, and said helplessly: "I really don't know about this, Mr. Bao, you should ask Mr. Tang!"

"I... I have something to do, so I'll leave first!" After Tu Dou finished speaking, he opened the door and ran away.

"Tu Dou, you are not allowed to talk nonsense..." Bao Heihei shouted loudly, but he didn't know if Tu Dou was listening.

…………

After Tu Dou left, Tang Helin lazily opened his eyes.

"Sleeping next to Mr. Bao is safe. Why don't I sleep with Mr. Bao from now on!" He sat up, smiled charmingly, and said while leaning on Mr. Bao's shoulder.

"Get up!" Bao Heihei pushed, and said angrily, "Why are you here?"

"Master Bao, be careful with your hands." Tang Helin raised Bao Heihei's hand, blew it lightly a few times, then lifted his eyes, and said, "I heard that Master Bao went to Wanhualou..."

"You...you know all about this." Bao Heihei rubbed the tip of his nose in embarrassment, "I just stayed for a while, and then came back."

"Yes! I heard that the emperor sent you back." Tang Helin approached and took the opportunity to ask: "Lord Bao, what do you think of the emperor?"

Bao Heihei recalled what happened last night, the emperor seemed very worried when he saw his palm injured.

She even stretched out her arm for him to bite, and then sent herself back to the house...

It doesn't make sense!

All of this...Bao Heihei couldn't figure it out.

"It's just...it's weird!" Bao Heihei held back for a long time, trying to come up with these few words.

"Strange?" Tang Helin frowned, "How strange?"

"Ah! Which emperor wears a mask every day? I haven't even seen what he looks like now." Bao Heihe covered his mouth and smiled, "Maybe it's because the emperor is too ugly to see people. .”

Tang Helin touched his face, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, so he pretended not to hear it.

"There is more!" Bao Heihei continued: "The emperor's harem doesn't even have a single concubine, and he went to visit the Wanhua Tower last night, isn't that just looking far away!"

Tang Helin's forehead twitched, what he did was actually thought of by Mr. Bao.

He is really dumb eating coptis, he can't tell what he is suffering!

Bao Heihei wanted to complain about the weirdness of the emperor, but suddenly realized something was wrong, "I asked you, why did you ask me instead?"

"Tell me, why are you on my official bed?"

"I've said it all, I was tossing around until midnight last night, and I slept here when I was sleepy!" Tang Helin replied as a matter of course.

Bao Heihei blushed, "What's going on until midnight, please explain clearly."

"Master Bao is not only drunk, but also vomited all over the place. I have to take care of Mr. Bao, and I also have to help you undress and wash your clothes... and I've been tossing around until midnight." Tang Helin explained.

This is just an excuse for Tang Helin to talk nonsense!

In fact, Bao Heihei didn't vomit at all, he fell asleep after drinking the wine given by Wen Qizhi, and slept until dawn!

And Tang Helin took off Bao Heihei's clothes because he didn't like the smell of Wanhualou on the clothes.

As for his own suit, he had lost it long ago!

It's already here, how could he miss the opportunity to share the bed with Mr. Bao, so he took the opportunity to stay.

"That's it!" Bao Heihei's face returned to normal, "Next time, don't always say something that makes people misunderstood."

Tang Helin smiled, "It's misleading... Is Mr. Bao out of his mind! You must be thinking about some bad things again. I've discovered it this time!"

"What kind of evil intentions, don't talk nonsense." Master Bao hit Tang Helin.

"Then I won't let Master Bao misunderstand next time."

Just as Bao Heihei was about to nod, he heard Tang Helin say: "Next time, let's be more practical."

"You..." Bao Heihei felt that it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, so he immediately jumped out of bed, "I still have to go to the palace, you can stay here by yourself!"

"Master Bao, why are you going to the palace?" Tang Helin asked.

"You think I'm as busy as you every day, and Guanglu Temple still has a lot of things waiting for me to deal with!" Bao Heihei added: "The emperor sent me back last night, so I should go and say thank you .”

Tang Helin nodded, put his arm behind his head, and said with a smile: "Master Bao, you can go to work first, I will continue to sleep."

Bao Heihei rolled his eyes at him, and began to dress and wash...

…………

When Bao Heihei finished tidying up, Tang Helin unexpectedly finished tidying up too.

"I'm leaving first!" Bao Heihei said to Tang Helin as he put his fortune bag on his back and lifted the rope.

Tang Helin smiled and said, "Master Bao, go slowly!"

Tu Dou also stood aside, wanting to watch Bao Heihei walk out of the house.

Just as Bao Heihei left, the smile on Tang Helin's face gradually disappeared, and he had to rush back to the palace as quickly as possible.

Thinking of this, Tang Helin jumped, and disappeared in a flash.

"Huh? Mr. Tang... Where is Mr. Tang?"

Tu Dou shook his round head and looked around, very puzzled, "Just now Mr. Tang was still at the side, why did he disappear in the blink of an eye?"

"Master Tang..."

Tu Dou increased his volume and yelled a few more times!

At this moment, Tang Helin had already performed the light kung fu of flying over the eaves and walls, and the thaumaturgy of changing shape and changing shadows. He jumped over the house and rushed to the palace without even saying hello.

He had to reach the palace before Bao Heihei.

Bao Heihei walked slowly on two legs, naturally he couldn't compare to Tang Helin's speed of flying over the eaves and walls.

Therefore, when Bao Heihei was still on the way, Tang Helin had already returned to the palace of the Hall of Supreme Harmony.

He tried to breathe steadily, only to find that there was a fine layer of sweat on his forehead, he must have rushed too fast!

Tang Helin wiped it with his sleeves a few times, hurriedly changed his clothes, put on a mask, and pretended nothing happened.

Bao Heihei was in a hurry to eat breakfast, he only stuffed a few mouthfuls indiscriminately, Tang Helin was worried that he would be hungry, so he ordered someone to prepare breakfast.

In this way, you only need to wait for Bao Heihei to come.

But he waited and waited, but he didn't even see a figure...

…………

Whether you are going to the imperial palace or Guanglu Temple, you have to pass through a bustling street.

Bao Heihei carried his fortune bag on his back, looked left and right, his attention was attracted by other things, he had long forgotten about thanking the emperor.

He came directly to Guanglu Temple.

"Brother Zheng Xian, you came so early!"

As soon as Bao Heihei stepped into the door, he saw Zheng Xuan sitting at the table with his head in his hands, without saying a word.

This is too inconsistent with Zheng Xuan's temperament!

"Brother Zheng Xian!" Bao Heihei stepped forward and patted Zheng Xuan on the shoulder.

As soon as Zheng Xuan turned around, he cried out with a "wow", "Brother Bao, my face hurts so much!"

"Ooh!"

After seeing Zheng Xuan's face clearly, Bao Heihei was startled, and couldn't help taking a step back, "You...what's wrong with you?"

Zheng Xuan was sitting pitifully on the stool, his two eye sockets were black and purple, and his eyes were swollen into a slit, and he couldn't open them, making one eye big and the other small.

There was still a little blood oozing from the corner of his mouth, his teeth seemed to be a little loose, and he looked very scary!

"Brother Bao!" Zheng Xuan cried, hugging Bao Heihei's thigh tightly, "It hurts me to death..."

"Brother Zheng Xian, you... have you been beaten by someone?"

Bao Heihei also guessed in his heart that it was almost inseparable, his wife must have known about going to Wanhualou last night, so she would give him some flair.

It's just that it's too heavy!

"Who else would dare to beat me except my tigress!" Zheng Xuan replied aggrieved and angrily.

Domestic violence is really terrible!

Bao Heihei was still thinking, who is the woman with such a serious tendency to violence?

In the next second, he knew the answer.

"What? Your wife is that violent and domineering woman—Wen Wenxiang." Bao Heihei opened his mouth wide, his face full of surprise!

No wonder Zheng Xuan said that his wife is from the same town as him, it's really a predestined relationship!

Bao Heihei sighed, seeing how pitiful Zheng Xuan looked, he fetched two boiled eggs for him.

"Hey! It might be better to apply it with an egg." Bao Heihei wrapped the egg in a handkerchief and handed it to Zheng Xuan.

Zheng Xuan took the egg, "Can this be useful?"

Although doubtful, Zheng Xuan still applied the egg to his face, rolling it from time to time.

"Brother Zheng Xian!" Bao Heihei patted Zheng Xuan's shoulder heavily, and said earnestly: "It's too miserable for you to marry early, and there is still a long way to go, so you have to persevere!"

Zheng Xuan wanted to cry, he regretted it!

"Brother, be careful when you visit brothels in the future, if your wife finds out next time..." Bao Heihei shook his head and said sympathetically, "I guess it's all light."

"What's the next time!" Zheng Xuan curled his lips, "Brother Bao still doesn't know, and now all the brothels in Yanjing City have been sealed up for rectification, and they can't go there even if they want to."

"Huh?" Bao Heihei frowned, "Why are they all sealed up?"

It must have been too much force and touched the wound, Zheng Xuan took a breath of cold air, and then explained: "The emperor said that now the world is full of vanity, officials in the DPRK and China don't care about the government, and they are drunk all day long. If you don't stop it in time, you will definitely die." This caused the unhealthy atmosphere to prevail, so rectification was ordered."

"It must be the emperor who went to Wanhualou last night and saw many officials in it, so he ordered the closure and rectification." Bao Heihei said helplessly: "Treating the symptoms, not the root cause!"

Tang Helin doesn't care about treating the symptoms but not the root cause, as long as Bao Heihei can't go to brothels in the future, his goal will be achieved...

[The author has something to say: The small theater——

Zheng Xuan: "Who on earth told my wife about my visit to the brothel?" Gritting his teeth, "If you want me to know, I have to give him some color!"—Draw a circle and curse you!

Tang Helin: "Ah Choo!" Rubbing his nose, "Master Bao, why didn't you come to me, I've thanked all the flowers I've been waiting for!"—It's too difficult for me to switch back and forth between the two identities!

Bao Heihei: "Huh ╯^╰ you deserve it, just keep waiting!"

Zheng Xuan: "Brother Bao, it was the emperor who told my wife. I... I dare not, you teach him for me!"

Wen Wenxiang: (The big knife shakes the ground) "Zheng Xuan, you come back to me, how dare you go out and make trouble..."

Zheng Xuan: "Brother Bao, save me..." (Take out a lot of money~)

Bao Heihei: "Silver ticket, here I come~"]