When the phoenix man meets the peacock man

While 120 and police cars were rushing people to the hospital amidst crowds who didn't know the truth, Feng Tao was carrying the drunk female version of Zong Yuheng to his car.

This reminded him that he had done this many times in the past ten years. When Zong Yuheng still trusted him, although he could not drink well, he dared to get drunk as long as he was present, and then left the mess to himself to deal with the aftermath.

Feng Tao used to slander him badly back then, and always took this opportunity to tease him secretly, but now he thinks about it, but it is full of sweet memories. Today, when he is rejected, suspected and hostile, he misses the days of being willful and dependent even more .

It's just that I was at a loss.

Zong Yuheng on the back is not light - after all, she is not a real woman, the airs are there.But it wasn't too heavy, even Feng Tao felt that carrying it on his body was just the right weight, and he was willing to carry his Zong Zong on his back until the finish line.

The bright golden wig brushed against Feng Tao's cheeks from time to time, and Zong Yuheng's arms hung softly in front of Feng Tao's body. He was probably not very comfortable. In his confused mind, he occasionally uttered vague ravings, and disappeared lightly into the air. Feng Tao's ear.

However, every time he groaned, Feng Tao would respond in a comforting manner, "Okay, I see, I know you are uncomfortable... You bear with it, you know it will be difficult to drink so much less next time... You man, What can I say about you, you can do things like smashing boulders in your chest for the sake of face, is face so valuable?... I know you are proud, but Chairman Mao has warned us to guard against arrogance and impetuosity, you are so proud And irritable... don't want me to control you? - I don't want to control you either, but you don't let you feel at ease... If you can find a reliable next home now, I can hand you over with confidence, I Don't worry too...Okay, okay, bear with me, let's get in the car..."

Talking to himself all the way, Zong Yuheng was stuffed into the co-pilot, went around to the other side and got in the car, put down the back of the seat, adjusted him to a comfortable angle, and helped tidy up his clothes. The messy hair on the cheeks was originally just a simple tidying activity, but there was a little ambiguous feeling between the fingers, rubbing the powdery cheeks between the fingers, the long-lost skin-to-skin kiss, the touch is so good It's hard to give up.Feng Tao leaned over in a strange way, and couldn't help but get closer, and get closer.

Zong Yuheng is drunk, he doesn't know anything anymore, that is to say, no matter what he does now, such as kissing, hugging or even touching, he can be acquiesced...

He had gotten so close that he could smell his breath, and from the changing neon lights coming in from the car window, he could clearly see the other party's thick eyelashes trembling slightly, as if there was a fragile and restless soul hidden underneath.

Feng Tao finally couldn't stand this kind of temptation, and kissed the two closed eyes first—it was a bit prickly, and the mascara was too much, but this didn't dissuade Feng Tao from asking for more, he slightly asked Next, he gently kissed that cheek through the makeup, "I'll just sneak a kiss, just one kiss." He thought.

However, this oath made to his conscience was crushed by desire in an instant, one slap or something was just a false finger, and at this time it probably meant many slaps.

These kisses finally landed on the slightly parted rouge lips. Feng Tao really wanted to explore this in a simple way or something, but he could only stop here—without warning, Zong Yuheng Under those tightly closed eyes, two black and bright traces slowly appeared, glistening and black tears that were aggrieved.

Feng Tao let go of the confinement on him, and the salty wet claws returned to the hands of a gentleman. He wiped his tears silently, and sighed while wiping, "Don't worry, I won't really bully you while you're drinking." Yours, you are being bullied by so many people, if I do this again, you are too pitiful—then I will really be inhuman.”

A face that was originally good was wiped off like this, and the black and white parts couldn't be wiped clean, making it look even more pitiful.

Zong Yuheng woke up in a very bad state the next day, and found himself lying on...a bed, he didn't care about the headache and quickly looked around, convinced that he had never used this bed.

He was stunned for 3 minutes, thinking a little bit about how he got here, and the scenes of last night began to churn out, gambling, cross-dressing, striptease, and... Feng Tao?

For some reason, he was a little certain that this was Feng Tao's bed, and he was surprised to find that he was slightly relieved—is it more reassuring to wake up in Feng Tao's bed than in a stranger's bed?What is the logic? !

He touched his face, it was clean, and he was wearing crisp pajamas, and he didn't feel any unspeakable discomfort on his body... It should be considered safe.

His mouth was very dry, and there happened to be a glass of clear water on the bedside. He watched and swallowed, and wanted to just shake his head and walk away with dignity... But he was too thirsty, so he took it up and drank it in one gulp.

After wiping the corners of his mouth, Zong Yuheng got out of bed and walked out of the bedroom. After all, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time.

There was a familiar smell of breakfast in the air, the strong smell of black rice porridge, there seemed to be fried eggs and bacon or something.I didn't feel hungry before, but last night I didn't eat much, and my stomach, which was only filled with alcohol, suddenly writhed violently, grunting to express my extremely longing for porridge and water.However, he, Zong Yuheng, is not the kind of person who can be tempted by a little bit of food!He moved firmly towards the door.

Feng Tao came out of the kitchen, "Are you awake? - Are you hungry? Come and have something to eat."

Zong Yuheng walked out arrogantly pretending not to hear.

Feng Tao was not in a hurry to stop him, but just said: "Guess, I washed the dress you wore yesterday, and it is hanging on the balcony. It should be dry after a while in the sun..."

These words are more useful than anything else, Zong Yuheng immediately cast his eyes like a knife, Feng Tao said unmoved and courteously: "Then what - now you can't go out in this dress, why don't you eat first?" Order something, have dinner and I'll find you something to go out with."

It was only then that Zong Yuheng realized that he was indeed wearing pajamas, and he looked crazy when he wore them. He was too anxious to leave before, so he ignored it... No!There are more important things... skirts or something...

Zong Yuheng couldn't hold back his face anymore. The memories of those scenes that were like reflections in the alcohol cup last night were rippling in his mind. So he really changed into a woman's clothes under the drive of self-esteem, and turned into a thick Wearing make-up to dance or something... I want to die!

He was ashamed to stay there for a second, but no matter what, he had to solve the clothing problem first, otherwise he would still lose face, and no one could stand losing face for two consecutive days.

He pretended to be indifferent and said: "I don't eat breakfast, now please lend me a piece of clothing that I can wear when I go out."

Feng Tao persuaded him earnestly that it is wrong to skip breakfast, especially if he is hungover, it is extremely irresponsible to himself. He is still young and doesn't think so. In a few years, he will find all kinds of diseases Yes, people have to be responsible for their own health, and being responsible for themselves means being responsible for their family members. Think about having children to raise, how pitiful the children are BLABLABLA...

In the end, Zong Yuheng had to sit at the dining table, swallowing quietly and secretly, pretending to be disdainful on the surface.

Feng Tao frequently made food for him, sandwiched a piece of bread, put fried eggs and bacon on it to make a sandwich, and Zong Yuheng ate it with great table manners.

After eating, he wiped the corners of his mouth with a napkin and said, "Okay, now please lend me the clothes."

Feng Tao immediately agreed that there was no problem, but reminded him that he could wash his face before leaving.

Zong Yuheng felt that it was not good to go out without washing his face.So I went to the bathroom, only to see a new toothbrush on the counter, even the toothpaste was squeezed out of it.

Zong Yuheng suddenly felt uncomfortable in his mouth, and he couldn't do without brushing.

So when he came out refreshed after washing, Feng Tao had already prepared a set of suits and put them on the bed, but there was still a paper bag safely beside him. Look, her face turned pale with anger—it was that nightmarish dress from last night!

Zong Yuheng felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, he hurriedly put on his suit, then walked out of the room, went to Feng Tao, threw the skirt in his face, and said loudly: "You are enough! If you want to make a joke, be generous! No Is it because you saw the ugliness in a skirt! How can you humiliate me?!"

The smell of washing powder passed by, Feng Tao took the skirt off his face and held it in his hands, explaining patiently: "I don't think you look ugly in a skirt—in fact, I think your women's clothing looks pretty good."

Zong Yuheng was even more angry when he said this, "You mean I'm sissy like a woman?!—You pervert!"