When the phoenix man meets the peacock man

Maybe it was because the night was too lonely, Zong Yuheng had a little desire to talk, he took a sip of wine, sighed slightly, resting his chin with one hand, "Why do humans evolve into social animals? Why do we have to be with other people?" Aren’t powerful animals like tigers, leopards, and bears all independent, and a single one can be proud of the mountains and forests. Only cowardly humans have to lean together like porcupines to keep warm. "

Jing Haiou said with a smile: "That's not necessarily true. Spiders, snakes, scorpions and slugs also live alone. But they live in a horrible way. If people also live alone, for example, only one person can live on a mountain. If so, then you are a savage. King Kong is a unique primate in the world, and you know what will happen to him.” The boss took a sip of the sweet wine himself, “However, it’s really rare that you would feel troubled by interpersonal relationships. "

Zong Yuheng took off his glasses, took out a clean glasses cloth from his pocket, wiped and wiped, every time the barrier of the crystal glass body, his slightly out-of-focus eyes were unexpectedly wet, " Not distressed, just unhappy. Maybe I'd better be King Kong. I'd rather stand on top of the Empire State Building and beat my chest than pretend to be in a relationship in a crowd."

Jing Haiou said with a smile: "It's too expensive to find a chicken, and it's too tiring to fall in love. Why don't you buy an inflatable doll."

Zong Yuheng put on his glasses and regained his aloof expression, "It's a good idea. Anyway, I don't need anyone, anyway, I won't be with anyone for too long, those men are too annoying, one or two, or watch On my appearance, or for my dad's support. No one noticed my inside at all."

Jing Haiou smiled even more beautifully, "Master Zong, that's because you don't have that kind of thing at all!"

Zong Yuheng got a little angry, knocked on the table with his fingers and said: "Nonsense! Obviously I think I am very good! Those men are superficial."

Jing Haiou said: "Then tell me where your insides are, okay? Let me hear."

Zong Yuheng crossed his index fingers and said confidently: "I'm quite talented, I work with my heart, I know how to appreciate beautiful things, I can tidy up the quilt every morning, and I don't litter dirty clothes and socks... I can't finish it for a while , aren’t these enough?!”

Jing Haiou said: "Well..." For some reason, he felt a little bit defeated, "Well, I have to admit that it is rare for a man to tidy the quilt every day... So you mean that you are a strict clean freak wife by?"

Zong Yuheng felt that the boss was trying to make fun of him, but he still didn't dare to criticize him severely, so he could only keep knocking on the table with his slender fingers and said, "Hey! Don't put those messy attributes in place. On me! I mean... I was so interrupted by you that I forgot what to say."

Jing Haiou pushed him another cup, "Are you trying to say that you fell in love with someone but couldn't get along well?"

Self-esteem does not allow Zong Yuheng to be misunderstood in this way, he snorted softly, "Sorry, I disappointed you, the opposite happened."

Jing Haiou hugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Oh? So someone fell in love with you but couldn't get along well? What kind of person is the other person? It seems that he is not a very rational type."

Zong Yuheng was already a little annoyed in his heart, but on the face he said more and more calmly: "No, on the contrary, he is a very rational person. But it's just boring."

Jing Haiou has a gossip physique, and he loves to listen to this kind of inner monologue of someone when he is frustrated, so he pretends to be very understanding, and tricks the other party to pour bitterness on him.

Zong Yuheng sighed and said: "Actually, it's nothing...he is a friend who has known me for many years. He knows everything about me. Because I am too familiar with it, I didn't think about it at all. I was negligent. It was only recently that I found out that he He actually meant that to me. But I only regard him as a friend, and at most he is a colleague..."

"Wait! If you talk about working together, and you are the big boss of your own company, then you are your buddy. How can you be sure that someone is in love with you and not just flattering you like the boss?"

Zong Yuheng said: "Can't I tell the difference between flattery and love? If it's just flattery, then I need to bite the bullet and rent a house that I can't afford, just to live closer to me, and to get the moon first Is it necessary to skip work and cook millet porridge for me in front of my boss when I'm sick?..." He thought about it intently, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt confident, "Now that I think about it, my father and I Falling out, when he left Longan Group and planned to start his own business, he also came out with me without saying a word - obviously according to his family situation at that time, he still needed a stable job and income; When the family moved out, because the lease term of the house had not expired, it could not be taken back. Although the liquidated damages were not much, I wanted to save as much money as possible to invest in the company, so I had no place to live. It was he who took the initiative to take me in. I Sleeping on his bed, he sleeping on the sofa, the room is very small, not much bigger than my bathroom; when the company started, the conditions were very bad, and I couldn’t pay him a salary for a period of time, and he never said anything, Just followed me loyally and suffered a lot... If this is not love, then what else can explain everything?"

Jing Haiou pinched his chin and thought for a while, "Hmm... Hearing what you said, it seems that he really cares about you, and he also understands all your problems. The most rare thing is that he can bear you. Since you are also empty now, You might as well just try it with the other party, anyway, it’s not unethical to send it to your door.”

Zong Yuheng sighed again, drank the glass in front of him, "It would be great if he was more handsome."——Uh, this can be regarded as a kind of truth telling after drinking.

"Is it ugly?"

"Not really, but it's not my cup of tea." Zong Yuheng admitted, "You have seen my boyfriend before, although he is a little worse than me, but standing next to me is not very It’s just incongruity, and it’s the same as before. But if it’s that guy…” He held his forehead, his face darkened as if thinking of something bad, and shook his head, “Besides, if my friends know, You will definitely laugh at me. Rabbits don’t eat grass beside their nests, let alone this grass is not good.”

Jing Haiou became a little interested in the person who had such a deep affection for Zong Shao, and urged him to say, "You call someone here and I will find you for you? Don't look at me like this, in fact, my eyes are still very poisonous. What kind of person passes in front of my eyes, and I can almost tell what color underwear he is wearing. Let me help you see if you are suitable?"

Zong Yuheng rolled his eyes and refused arrogantly, "I don't want him to know this place. He is a person who wants to follow me even when he goes to the bathroom. If he knows that I sometimes drink in this shop, then I won't let him know." There isn't even a clean place left."

Jing Haiou persuaded him in many ways, but he failed.At this time, his gossip heart has been completely activated, and his heart is itchy.

He winked at the best bartender in the store, and the bartender came over knowingly to greet Zong Yuheng.Jing Haiou took the opportunity to whisper to the bartender: "Drunk him, I will allow you to bring your girlfriend next week, drink is free, and I will provide a chance to be handsome according to your request."

The bartender accepted the task calmly, and secretly made an OK gesture behind him.

Then he walked towards Zong Yuheng eagerly, showing a sincere smile, "Young Master Zong, you must have never tried my special skill, just watch me make you a cocktail of cocktails..."

Jing Haiou turned his back to them, showing a sly smile.

Half an hour later, Zong Yuheng still managed to retain a sliver of reason. He regretted that he shouldn't drink too much, but the "cocktail in the cocktail" tasted good, sweet... Uh, I seem to be driving here... really Not good.

Jing Haiou pretended to be surprised and said, "Young Master Zong, have you drunk too much? It's really difficult. We can't send you home with you like this."

Zong Yuheng said: "I, I am not drunk."

Jing Haiou spread his hands, "No drunk would say that, since you said that, it means that you are completely drunk, do you understand?"

Zong Yuheng's thinking was already spinning a bit, and he tried to stand up while holding on to the bar, but he almost fell down.

Jing Haiou asked someone to help him to the soft mat next to him, and said logically: "You are already like this, let your family come and pick you up." He is currently living alone, and there is no family member who can take him back.

Zong Yuheng waved his hand, "I, I, rest, take a break..." in a daze.

Jing Haiou said: "That's not okay, when every drunk person says 'Just take a break', what he really means is 'Please let me sleep here for the night'. You have to find someone to get you back ... just now someone said that he has a loyal suitor, but now he is going to sleep in the street drunk in a blink of an eye... Tsk tsk, bragging or something should not be too ugly."

Even when Zong Yuheng is drunk, his self-esteem is very strong!Angrily said: "I'm not bragging! That guy Feng Tao is, is my loyal dog!"

Jing Haiou ordered the clerk to find out Zong Yuheng's mobile phone, quickly searched for the number of "Feng Tao", and dialed it smoothly.

The phone was picked up quickly, and Jing Haiou said, "I'm sorry to bother you, do you know Zong Yuheng?"

There was silence for a while, and then the other party said slowly: "May I ask what's wrong with Zong Yuheng?"

Jing Haiou said with a smile: "It's nothing, you don't have to worry. It's just a small incident." He glanced at the poor Zong Shao who was fighting the Sandman over there, "He got drunk in our store. He agrees, please come and pick him up."

Feng Tao found it strange that Zong Yuheng was basically a self-disciplined person, and such a situation rarely happened. He asked for the address and promised to rush there immediately.

The class reunion here hadn't ended yet, but fortunately it was coming to an end, so he greeted the others and said that he would take a step ahead.At this time, another female classmate, Zhu Lina, said that she was leaving just now, so she came along with her.

After leaving the hotel, Feng Tao said goodbye to Zhu Lina.

Zhu Lina said: "I came here by car, don't you have a car? I'll take you back."

Feng Tao was taken aback, then smiled and said, "Thanks, but don't bother you, I have some other things to do for the time being."

Julina was a little disappointed, but then she shook hands with him graciously and said goodbye, and confirmed that they both left each other's contact information before going.

Feng Tao took a taxi and reported the address of the bar, and then remembered what happened to Zhu Lina just now in the car.

She showed a strong ability to work when she was in college, and later became the official minister of a certain club in the Student Union.And what is rare about this girl is that she is also very handsome, with the fan of Xiaojiabiyu, who was one of the tie flowers at that time.However, she got married shortly after graduating from university. She married her boyfriend who had been with her for four years.

However, the pace of this world is very fast. The latest development that Feng Tao heard at the party just now is that Zhu Lina has ended her marriage with her ex-husband last year and is currently single.

If divorced, do you have children?Who gets custody?There is also the distribution of property, especially the ownership of the house... But why did Zong Yuheng leave the classmate reunion today and go get drunk? ...Probably because of Bi Yuntao.It turns out that there are still feelings... Feng Tao couldn't help but his thoughts diverged on the way to the bar.

When he arrived at the bar, a man who claimed to be the boss looked him up and down, and then brought him to Zong Yuheng who was already slumped on the chair behind the bar with a smile.

Feng Tao frowned indiscriminately, squatted down, and gently pushed him, "Mr. Zong?"

Zong Yuheng rubbed the pillow next to him and slept more soundly.

Jing Haiou said, "It's useless to throw him into the sea at this time."

Zong Yuheng also knew, and sighed lightly.Then he carefully took off Zong Yuheng's rimless glasses, folded them up, and put them in his pocket, avoiding the unpleasant cat's paw scratch in his sleep.

Then he got up and rolled up his sleeves, and said sincerely to Jing Haiou: "Boss, please call me a measuring car, and call a guy to help me carry him to the car."

King Seagull ==

Looking at the distant taxi disappearing under the light of the street lights, Jing Haiou tilted his head with his arms around his shoulders.The first bartender had some clues, and said, "Master Zong's new boyfriend looks really nice this time."

Jing Haiou curled his lips and said, "What new boyfriend? Have you ever seen a boyfriend who can invite others to carry a paralyzed lover into a taxi?"

The first bartender asked naively: "Uh?...What should I do then? Do you want a princess hug?"