When the phoenix man meets the peacock man

When Feng Tao woke up in the morning, he was a little hesitant about whether he needed to make breakfast, and it was the last breakfast, and he might be thrown off the table or something.

He shook his shoulders and walked out of the bedroom, ready to resist the blow.

It was rare for Zong Yuheng to get up earlier than him, sitting on the sofa in a daze in front of the TV, with a cup of hot chocolate in front of him-this is one of the few foods he can make.

Although Feng Tao was mentally prepared, he was still a little scared when he saw the deity. He walked over bravely and said hello, "Morning - you got up early today."

Without saying a word, Zong Yuheng stood up and slapped him.

Feng Tao covered his face and took a step back, speechless.It's time for further domestic violence and kicking out, he thought.

However, Zong Yuheng did not continue to beat him up, but excitedly waved his arms and reprimanded him loudly, "Are you kicking you for using safflower oil before taking revenge on me?! If so, you really Despicable! I didn't mean it and you did it! On purpose! What have you got to say!"

Feng Tao shook his head, expressing that he had nothing to say.

Zong Yuheng continued to torture him arrogantly: "You sit down to such a morally corrupt thing... No, you are committing a crime! I can hand you over to the police! Put you in jail! If you like XO, go to jail XO! "

Feng Tao felt that Zong Yuheng was simply threatening him, so he didn't say anything.

Zong Yuheng said angrily: "What did you say? I asked you what else to say?! Why did you do this?! Are you taking revenge on me?!" and started beating him.

Feng Tao covered his head and face with his arms, and was forced to do nothing, so he had no choice but to say in a low voice: "No... I am, because I like you. I know you are very angry, I'm sorry. You can do whatever you want with me, I Just disappear from now on."

Zong Yuheng stopped and stared at him, "Disappear?! Isn't that cheap for you! You committed such a crime to me and let it go, do you think it's possible?!"

Feng Tao was a little surprised, it was different from his previous expectation, "Otherwise, what are you going to do?"

Zong Yuheng snorted coldly and sat back on the sofa, put out the young master's score and said, "Of course you will compensate me for serving me more from now on!"

Feng Tao was dumbfounded.What? !No deportation?Not completely banned?Do you want to double as an ox and a horse? ! ——What tricks is Zong Yuheng doing!

Zong Yuheng shrugged his shoulders and said with a high attitude: "I didn't want to forgive you at first, but it seems to you that your behavior was not too rough at the time, and there were active remedial measures afterwards. For the sake of pleading guilty, I'd better forgive you reluctantly." .No way, who told you to keep saying 'like' or something. I really can't do anything about you."

"Wait!" Feng Tao said with an earthy face, "You, you mean to indulge me like this?... Then what if I can't restrain myself from doing this to you in the future?!—I can't I can't guarantee that I won't touch you in the future." He implicitly expressed the meaning that if you do it, I won't do it.

However, his words were a bit too cryptic, and it didn't mean that to the ears of a narcissus-like character like Zong Yuheng, and he said with a somewhat disgusted expression: "Is there anything else in your mind besides that kind of thinking?! "

Feng Tao couldn't put it down, "I didn't mean that..."

Zong Yuheng raised his hand to stop him, and sighed with attitude and consciousness: "I really can't help it, well, I'll be more generous..." He scratched his finger casually, "Once a month is okay, right?"

"What?" Feng Tao didn't understand for a while, what do you do once a month?

Zong Yuheng said a little angrily: "What?! What else are you dissatisfied with! Let me tell you that this is already very generous, you can ask those people before, some of them didn't even touch their fingers .Let me tell you, don’t take other people’s kindness as cowardice! Bargaining also depends on your cards!”

Only then did Feng Tao realize what embarrassment he was talking about... It's you who are bargaining!How could he be trying to get this cheap...Wait, if he had an idea, he might as well use his strength to make the most of it. In the current situation, using the strategy of "pushing the nose on the face" might also achieve the effect of saving the country with curves, so he must let it go. fight!

Thinking of this, Feng Tao gritted his teeth cruelly, and said shamelessly: "Once a month is not enough... Not all men are as desireless as you, at least I don't think I may have that concentration. "

Zong Yuheng put down the erected leg and shouted angrily: "Don't push me too hard! You didn't do it once in ten years before. If you know you are such a rascal, I won't bother to talk to you!"

Feng Tao thought it best for you to ignore me, so he continued to be a hooligan, rubbing his hands together and said, "Guys, you should know why being a single man is so hard to be a widower, it's fine if you haven't tasted it before, but Now that I know it, it’s impossible to throw it away. It’s better to starve to death if you can only eat half full.”

Zong Yuheng was so choked that he was a little speechless, after thinking about it, he felt that it was because he liked him after all, so he sighed, and said in a helpless tone that was really nerve-wracking: "Okay, then let me hear what you think. How often?"

Feng Tao weighed it in his mind a few times, referred to various indices, combined with his understanding of Zong Yuheng, and proposed a frequency that he thought was not exaggerated, but a bit unbearable for a pervert like Zong Yuheng——

He stretched out a finger, "Once a week."

Sure enough, Zong Yuheng's eyes widened with an expression of disbelief that he had never heard of before, "What kind of horse?! Once a week! Why don't you just go to the kitchen and grab your kitchen knife and rob sex in the park! Beasts! Dogs are not as good as pigs!! "

He was so angry, but Feng Tao felt relieved, bowed his head and said, "I know it's wrong to force you like this, but facing you and me... Anyway, I will think of that. If I'm with you again, like last night What happened to me may happen again... more than once. It is not my intention to make you feel uncomfortable, but I can't control myself... In this case, we might as well separate. I don't want to hurt you again." He calmly recited the Well thought out hypocritical words.

Zong Yuheng calmed down after hearing his confession.

There was a moment of silence, and there was silence between the two of them.

After a difficult few minutes, Feng Tao felt that if Zong Yuheng didn't get angry again and kicked him out, would he take the initiative to go back to his room to pack his luggage or something.

At this time, Zong Yuheng finally made a move. He walked to the French windows and looked at the dark green cherry trees in the courtyard. His back was full of loneliness, resignation and determination. After a long time, he sighed, "Although I haven't clearly thought about it What will my other half look like in the future, but I never imagined that it will be like you, not handsome, not romantic, not rich, not temperate... But since I only waited for you in the end, you are very average in all aspects I don’t have anything to say to the guy here.” He turned his head slightly and gave Feng Tao a profile, and only glanced at it from the corner of his eye, which was full of noble and reserved things, “Once a week, I can tentatively agree, but it’s just a try That's all, if I feel bad, I can drive you away at any time, we're done. I hope you don't wait until the time comes."

Feng Tao couldn't believe his ears, what? !etc!Why did things come to this point inexplicably? !Shouldn't this be the time to talk about collapse? !Why, why does it seem like a contract has been made! !

He really wanted to shake Zong Yuheng's shoulder and ask him, "Aren't you frigid?! Don't you have a psychological shadow?! Don't you let people touch you! Where's your hypocrisy?! Why are you Agreed!! What did you promise!! Aren’t you afraid of smashing your PG like garlic once a week!! Don’t you know how to be reserved!! You’re the one who robs you with a kitchen knife!!”

Feng Tao stood there dumbfounded, unable to speak, all his battles so far have ended in failure... Or, he is still too soft-hearted for once a week or something!It should have been said once a day!He will know how powerful he is when his legs are weak and scared out of his wits!

The sky is spinning, the sun and the moon have no light, and I want to cry but have no tears!

Zong Yuheng was still there saddened by his own fate, and then slowly turned to face Feng Tao, put his hands in the pockets of his pajamas, frowned slightly and said, "What expression is that on your face?...is it because you are afraid?" Did I just say that I would drive you away?... As long as you do your best, like before, no, more considerate than before, I will not drive you away easily. Now... why are you still standing there?! Not yet Go make breakfast! I'm starving to death!" He was a little angry in his last few words.

At this point, Feng Tao knew that the general situation was over. He walked to the kitchen with difficulty, and Zong Yuheng gave important instructions behind him: "Get me a bacon sandwich, buttered."

Feng Tao showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and he said: "Yes. I will try my best to satisfy you, Mr. Zong."

Volume Two