Pesticide Diary

What was pinched at the beginning will always be pinched back.

Lu Zixiu, who was washed in vain, was wiped dry with a dry towel by the man, and held in his arms, pinching her from time to time.

Fortunately, compared with the screaming chicken opposite, he was only pinched by one person. The owner of these hands does not know what he looks like, but his fingers are quite beautiful.

"Oh... oh..." Damn it, it's a waste of exaggeration, Lu Zixiu wants to cry but has no tears.

……

Alipay accounted for [-] yuan~

The alarm clock rang twice, Lu Zixiu opened his eyes, sat up immediately, looked at his flexible arms and legs, and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately this was a dream.

On Tuesday, the teacher put a plaster statue of David in the classroom for students to sketch, and Lu Zixiu painted it all morning.

There was no class in the afternoon, but I still had to go to the classroom. It was said that the class committee was to be selected, and the instructor went to preside over each class one by one.

The class committee election adopts a democratic voting system, with self-recommendation as the main method, which is similar to the election of the president in the West. There are 19 people in the class, including the class leader, league secretary, study committee member, life committee member, and cultural and sports committee member. Five positions account for the total number of people in the class. Count more than a quarter.

The people in Lu Zixiu's dormitory had no interest in being a class committee member, so they just voted cheerfully, and the striped brother on the opposite side also participated in the election. In line with the harmony and friendship among the neighbors, everyone in Lu Zixiu voted for him.

Half an hour later, the election was over. Besides Brother Stripe, there were four girls who were elected. Well, I wish Brother Stripe happy to be named monitor.

At night, Lu Zixiu and Zhuang Kun sat side by side on the bed and opened the King Pesticide app.

Invite Zhuang Kun, click to enter, and the queue will be there in a short while. Lu Zixiu feels that there are far more online players at night than during the day.

The game starts, the lineup is as follows:

Our side: Kai Zhen Ji Yu Ji Zhuang Zhou Daqiao

Enemy: Dian Wei Da Ji Hou Yi Cheng Yao Jin Da Qiao

Welcome to King Pesticides...

Since we didn't have a jungler on our side, Lu Zixiu volunteered to go on the road and asked Zhuang Kun to use Kai to play the jungler.

After arriving on the road, Lu Zixiu thought that he would face the enemy Hou Yi and Da Qiao, who knew that the enemy had switched lanes on and off the road, and he was right Cheng Yaojin, and the two fought each other, which was embarrassing.

Cheng Yaojin's big move healed back blood, Lu Zixiu had to kill Cheng Yaojin before level four, otherwise it would be very uncomfortable.

There is no accident in the one-on-one in the middle lane, but the two sides in the bottom lane are in anxiety. They are both shooters and supports, and the supports are all Joe. If you want to break this situation, the jungle position is very important.

Zhuang Kun lived up to his high expectations. After a wild wave, Kai was promoted to level 2. He went around the river and grass and successfully knocked Hou Yi away with skill 1. The combination of direct big move + passive + [-] skill killed the squishy skin. One blood and two kills.

Well done!Concubine Yu who showed her face signaled her praise.

Youhaveslainedanenermy (You have killed an enemy)

Lu Zixiu collected a few waves of soldiers and a river crab and successfully killed Cheng Yaojin before he reached level four.

The upper and lower lanes have an advantage, but the middle lane is not so good. The enemy Dianwei cooperated with Daji to kill our Fang Zhenji, and the blood volume of the first tower in the middle lane was halved.

The shooter pushed the tower quickly, Lu Zixiu pushed along with the wave of pawns on the top lane, the defensive tower still had a half health, and Yu Ji had successfully knocked down a tower on the bottom lane.

After Lu Zixiu cleared a wave of soldiers, Cheng Yaojin came again after his resurrection. Our minions entered the tower, and Lu Zixiu went in and pushed directly. Attacking enemy heroes in the enemy's defense tower will be attacked by the defense tower, so Lu Zixiu didn't dare to touch it. Follow Cheng Yaojin.

The author has something to say: Congratulations to Brother Kun for Xi Ti screaming chicken.

☆, standing in the wrong circle

Relying on the protection of the tower, Cheng Yaojin kept coming to provoke him, and he was forcibly killed by the stolen tower of Kaiyue without a second of fuss.

Lu Zixiu praised: "With you here, I don't have to worry about pushing the tower."

Zhuang Kun smiled and said, "I have vision."

The two cooperated to push the second tower, met Dian Wei, and Lu Zixiu's kill count increased by one.

Afterwards, Zhuang Kun took Lu Zixiu Lang to the enemy's wild area, and took in the Dark Tyrant by the way.

After Yu Ji and Da Qiao pushed the tower, they went to the middle lane to support Zhen Ji, three against one. The place is big, who is afraid of who!What you want is to hurt each other.

So, the ten people met in the middle of the road, the enemies met, they were extremely jealous, they rushed up desperately, threw various skills forward for free, the scene was so cool and super-burning (not at all), Lu Zixiu could only feel it Squeeze, even though he is sitting on Kun's back.

After a face-to-face meeting, the two big Joes died together, and the other heroes ran out of blood. The heroes of both sides stood in the circle left by the two sisters Qiao and waited to go home. Lu Zixiu was still counting down:

four

three

two

一

Big Joe's circle disappeared.

A gust of wind blew by, leaving only eight heroes, and everyone was in MMP in their hearts.

"Damn it, I'm standing in the wrong place." Lu Zixiu took the lead and stood in a circle. The enemy Dianwei saw that he was standing in that one, and thought that the other one was put by their big Joe, so he stood there.

Zhuang Kun laughed and fell on the bed. He was standing with Lu Zixiu, and I believe Zhen Ji and Yu Ji were also there.

I couldn't get a ride, so I simply didn't go back. There was another wave of team battles in 4V4, two for four, and the enemy team was wiped out. After Lu Zixiu pushed the second tower in the middle, he didn't click back to the city. Kai continued to swipe wild.

After the heroes of both sides were resurrected, the enemy was busy clearing the troops, and the teammates dispersed, and were pushed to the high ground by our side.Cheng Yaojin was beaten by Concubine Yu and Da Qiao, and the way home was blocked, so he simply ran along the road to our side.

Yu Ji pursued closely, Cheng Yaojin ran to the river crab, turned a corner, walked along the dark river to the end, met Kai, who was surrounded by waves, and finally ended his miserable life, Yu Ji chased him for more than half of the map. assists.

Not worth the candle!

After Yu Ji went to chase her, Da Qiao followed Lu Zixiu to push the highland tower in the middle. The enemy Dian Wei, Hou Yi, and Da Qiao came over. After Qiao stood up, he was relieved to keep up. (One time is enough for some embarrassing things.) When he returned to the city to replenish his blood and then returned to the high ground, the other three of us had already started fighting. Lu Zixiu hurriedly released his big move and joined the battlefield.

Due to the early sacrifice of Cheng Yaojin, the tank on the opposite side, the crispy skins did not resist for too long, and were wiped out directly.

It just so happened that our super soldiers arrived and knocked down the crystal in one wave.

After winning this round, Lu Zixiu took advantage of his spare time to play a few more rounds, determined to make up for the missing stars yesterday.

Classes were still full on Wednesday and Thursday. Lu Zixiu listened to lectures during the day and dreamed at night, and his whole body was listless.

The big class on Thursday night was "Mental Health Education for College Students". Lu Zixiu felt that he was mentally healthy so he decided to skip class.

Class started at 07:30 in the evening, and within 10 minutes, Zhuang Kun called, saying that the teacher wanted roll call, so scared that Lu Zixiu lost all sleep, put on his shoes and rushed towards Dongjiao A, fortunately, their class lists were comparable Lean back and catch up.

There was finally no class on Friday morning. All the staff in dormitory 120 planned to sleep until they woke up naturally. Zhuang Kun woke up at about nine o'clock. Sunlight came in through the window. Zhuang Kun squinted his eyes and got up and sat up.

Lu Zixiu was sleeping soundly with the quilt in his arms, and he didn't seem to be waking up. With delicate eyebrows, long eyelashes, and a small but straight nose, he was already obedient, but he became even more obedient when he fell asleep.

Zhuang Kun leaned over and kissed Lu Zixiu on the nose, and looked around guiltily, seeing that Wei Ning and Zhi Nan were still sleeping, he planned to kiss again, um, one last time.

Just as the soft kiss was about to land on the cheek, Lu Zixiu happened to turn over, and his soft lips touched directly, Zhuang Kun subconsciously touched his own lips, they just kissed.

Lu Zixiu didn't know anything about it, and was still immersed in his dream.

Around eleven o'clock, everyone woke up. Lu Zixiu lay on the bed and watched them tidy up but didn't want to move at all. He dreamed that he was chased by dogs all night, and his heart was tired.

"This Zhuang Zhou is too deceitful. I have been wanting to sleep all the time since I was bound."

San'er: "I understand, you have only reached Platinum [-] in the past few days."

Lu Zixiu: "Oh, I'm sorry to send some."

San'er: "Would you like to read this novel again to relax."

"Uh, I don't need it for now." Lu Zixiu rubbed his temples, he hadn't finished reading San'er's previous Amway book.

"Aren't you sorry?" Zhuang Kun asked Lu Zixiu after Zhi Nan and Wei Ning went out.

"I don't want to move." Lu Zixiu yawned, tears streaming down his face.

"Then I'll bring it for you." Zhuang Kun wanted to reach out and wipe it for him.

"Okay, I want to eat rice."

"Where's the food? What do you want?" Zhuang Kun asked.

"Fried tomatoes with tomatoes." Lu Zixiu deliberately teased him.

Zhuang Kun: "Success, I'll bring you this."

"Are you sure you have this dish?" Lu Zixiu thought he didn't understand, so he asked tentatively.

"Yes, I said I want scrambled eggs with tomatoes but not eggs. Auntie must be very happy." After speaking, Zhuang Kun turned around and made a gesture to leave.

"Don't, bro, I was wrong." Lu Zixiu hastily stretched out Erkang's hand, he didn't want to just eat tomatoes!

Zhuang Kun grabbed Lu Zixiu's hand and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm just kidding, I won't just bring you tomatoes. Get up and clean them up. I'll bring them back to eat later."

Lu Zixiu nodded and said yes.

"You two..." San'er was interrupted by Lu Zixiu just as he opened his mouth, "We are both innocent."

"Heh." San'er decided not to tell the stupid host about the stolen kiss in the morning.

There was a physical education class at 02:30 in the afternoon, and the four people from 120 arrived at the playground in the East District 15 minutes earlier.

The playground is very large, almost rectangular, with a lawn in the middle and a runway around it. There are a lot of people sitting here and there scattered on the lawn.

"There are so many people, can a teacher manage them?" Zhi Nan sat cross-legged on the lawn, pulling Wei Ning to shield him from the sun.

Lu Zixiu sat down next to him, "You're thinking about it, there should be several shifts."

Zhi Nan: "How many? The four of us together?"

"No, Lu Zixiu and I will be together." Zhuang Kun took over the words.

Martial arts gather here!

Not far away, a middle-aged man in a blue sportswear stood on the runway and waved towards the lawn.

After Zhuang Kun and Lu Zixiu left, Zhi Nan said, "We are in the same class."

"Ah."

"They are in a martial arts class, what are we studying?"

Wei Ning was as quiet as a chicken, he decided to play dead.

The author has something to say: Enemy Dianwei: Why can't I go back.

Big Joe: Damn mentally retarded

☆, my two roommates who quarrel like playing house

When Zhi Nan stood up in the team, he was stupefied. Except for him and Wei Ning, all the girls in this class, why the hell did they learn this.

"Wow, there are actually two baby boys this year!" The beautiful teacher couldn't be happier.

The girls laughed sweetly, and Zhi Nan blushed, not excited, but angry.

Wei Ning was smiling all over. He had been attracted to girls since he was a child, and he couldn't get used to this kind of situation.

Lu Zixiu's side is martial arts, so the ratio of male to female is very balanced, which is not easy at Y University where there are more females than males.

Lu Zixiu hadn't attended it for a year since the third year of high school physical education was divided among other subjects.

College physical education class is really about exercising, but it is not as free as Lu Zixiu imagined. First, he ran five laps along the playground track, and then followed the teacher to do the eighth set of radio gymnastics. Felt like I was back in elementary school.

After finishing a set of games, finally the teacher was going to teach them martial arts. Lu Zixiu straightened his back and got ready for the horse stance.

Teacher: "This semester, what we are going to learn is 24-style Taijiquan..."

Lu Zixiu: "..."

This is different from what I thought!

"Let's learn the three poses first, everyone follow me and pay attention to the essentials of the movements..." the teacher continued.

Seeing that Lu Zixiu was absent-minded, Zhuang Kun reached out to touch his arm, "What are you thinking about?"

"It's okay." Lu Zixiu came back to his senses and said, "Your actions are quite standard."

"I have learned it before and can teach you."

"Ah."

Zhuang Kun made another start, "Hey, do you think this movement is like holding a ball?"

"It's quite a bit." Lu Zixiu laughed.

Since there was no break in the middle, they finished class 10 minutes earlier.

Lu Zixiu and Zhuang Kun were walking when a familiar figure flew past them.

"Wei Ning, stop there." Zhi Nan followed closely behind.

Lu Zixiu: "What happened to them?"

Zhuang Kun: "On the playground, I saw them learning aerobics."

Young birthday!Wei Ning is okay, jumping up is at best a little girly, Zhi Nan's muscular tall and mighty man, Lu Zixiu thinks that the whole person is not good in that picture.

"They won't fight!"

Zhuang Kun: "It's possible."

"Go, go, hurry up." Lu Zixiu pulled Zhuang Kun to speed up.

Zhuang Kun: "Will you watch the fun?"

"Look at the fart, fight."

Zhi Nan was chasing after him, Wei Ning secretly compared the stamina of the two of them, and chose to escape back to the dormitory...to the bathroom.

Originally, he planned to close the door of the dormitory, but he didn't expect Zhi Nan to be so fast, so he had to settle for the next best thing. Fortunately, the door of the bathroom can be locked.

"Come out, we did a game." Zhi Nan looked at the closed door and was furious.

"Fuck you, who the hell is going to do it to you." Wei Ning gasped and cursed from the side of the door.

Lu Zixiu, who was worried that his roommate would arrive in time: "..."

Why does this feel weird.

Zhi Nan: "Dare to do what you don't want to be, you cowards."

Wei Ning: "You're the coward."

Zhi Nan: "Why run if you don't love me? Guilty."

Wei Ning: "I'm just urgent to urinate, don't pee my pants, you can wash it for me."

Lu Zixiu was at the side with a dazed expression on his face, the topic was out of bounds, but the two of them didn't fight, so he was relieved, took the milk that Zhuang Kun bought, and the two of them sat on the chair to watch the play.

The two of them fought for a long time before it was time, Zhuang Kun coughed twice: "Choose a class."

Zhi Nan: "Yes, what did you say about the course selection?"

Wei Ning: "At the beginning you said the same as me, why don't you choose the same?"

Zhi Nan: "I remember you didn't tell me that there are so many kinds of physical education classes?"

"Didn't you ask?" Wei Ning's voice was a little softer, "And, don't you want to get out of the order? I'm also creating an opportunity for you."

Zhi Nan: "I want to get out of the singles, but this aerobics is really..."

"I'll teach you later, it's not difficult." Wei Ning opened the bathroom door and said sincerely.

"...All right, I'm going to fail this class, you take full responsibility." Zhi Nan saw that Wei Ning gave in to him, and couldn't lose his temper no matter how big he was.

Wei Ning promised with sincerity: "Okay, okay, I'm responsible, but I have to let you live."

"Don't pull me, I'm still angry." Zhi Nan looked awkward.

Wei Ning said with a smile: "Let's go! Treat you to barbecue, and I will make amends for you."

"What about us?" Lu Zixiu pointed at himself and Zhuang Kun with a smile on his face.

Wei Ning: "Together, today is mine."

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After untying the hero Zhuang Zhou on Saturday afternoon, Lu Zixiu's whole body was refreshed, and he was relieved of his previous fatigue, feeling like he was revived with full blood.

San'er: "Do you want to bind now?"

Lu Zixiu said yes.

The familiar panel appears, click Bind, this time it is Daji.

Zhuang Kun stared at the computer screen intently, not knowing what he was looking at, Lu Zixiu decided not to disturb him and start a game by himself.

Welcome to King Pesticide

The enemy has five seconds to reach the battlefield

Army attack

After his teammates set off, Lu Zixiu took off his sky-high high-heeled shoes, hugged the tail behind him, buried his face in it, and rubbed it again and again.

San'er: "You have a good smile."

"Can you talk? I'm a fluff control." Lu Zixiu said contemptuously.

San'er: "No wonder when I turned into an orange cat, you kept slapping me and taking advantage of me."

Lu Zixiu: "...that's called sucking cats."

San'er: "Human beings are really scary."

After chatting with the system for a few words, Lu Zixiu reluctantly put down his tail and took eight steps to the middle road.

Our side, Diaochan, danced beautifully, with a graceful figure, while the enemy, Zhou Yu, kept setting fires on the field, showing no mercy at all.

Lu Zixiu didn't want to go to help, but felt his feet were very hot when he got close, so he went around the grass on the right to show Zhou Yu a big heart.Diao Chan seized the opportunity to step forward, Zhou Yu regained consciousness and quickly retreated into the defense tower.

Seeing this, Lu Zixiu simply went to the bottom lane to help Marco Polo. In this round, we had no support, and Marco was a little overwhelmed by the enemy Li Xin.

☆, lighting

Lu Zixiu hurried over quietly, and crawled into the grass. He thought our shooters were at a disadvantage, but the old woman with two guns, bah, the old pineapple with two guns was able to handle big knives with ease.

The crab on the side was crawling freely on the ground, Lu Zixiu squatted in the grass and watched jealously, he is only level one now, he would be sorry for letting this crab go.

When Li Xin and Brother Pineapple were in full swing, Lu Zixiu seized the opportunity to show Li Xin a big heart, Brother Pineapple cooperated with a few moves, and Li Xin died.

Brother Pineapple made a fortune with one blood, and in order to thank Lu Zixiu, he made river crabs for him.

After being promoted to the second level, before being happy for three seconds, the voice sounded.

Anallyhasbeenslained (our teammate was killed)

[Our side] Sha Qiandao (Su Lie): I'm sorry, my skills are a bit poor.

[Our side] Men's heart in pajamas (Diao Chan): Where's the jungler?You are not there to help.

[Our side] Dakeng Return (Pei Qinhu): Didn't catch up.

【Our Side】Men's Heart in Pajamas (Diao Chan): ...

[Our side] Dakeng Return (Pei Qinhu): Moreover, I am not very good at this hero.

[Our side] Men's heart in pajamas (Diao Chan): ...I want to curse.

【Our Side】Sha Qiandao (Su Lie): Take a deep breath...inhale...exhale, let us pray together.

[Our side] Yiyixiu (Daji): Forget it, I'll go to help on the road, Su Lie will be more cowardly first.

Lu Zixiu waded along the underground river all the way to the small battlefield on the road. Su Lie was cowardly in the tower. The enemy Li Yuanfang cleared the army, and Sun Bin beat the river crab. Lu Zixiu was delighted to see the crab. A lovely boy.

Sun Bin's second skill speeded up his retreat, Li Yuanfang threw his weapon flywheel over, and Lu Zixiu hurriedly threw away his flash, he is still fragile at a low level, it's not a joke to get scratched.

After the enemy was drawn away, Su Lie buried himself in clearing the troops.

Li Yuanfang was too cruel in the early stage, so Lu Zixiu decided to develop first in order to achieve economic crushing.

The pawn line cannot be moved for the time being, and there are still some wild monsters. After making up his mind, Lu Zixiu secretly went to the enemy's wild area.

Squatting in the grass and observing the surroundings, he took the little bird away when he saw no one there. It took more time to get the red buff, so Lu Zixiu gave up and went to fight the furbolg instead.

At this time, the figure of the enemy Tachibana Ukyo was displayed in the lower right corner of the small map, and it seemed that he was going to catch our shooter.

However, our side Pei Qinhu also went, 2V2 to see who wins.

[Our side] Sleeping with a man's heart (Diao Chan): When Pei Qinhu comes back, you will die.

Diao Chan really didn't have any confidence in our jungler, and Lu Zixiu received a voice prompt five seconds later.

Anallyhasbeenslained (our teammate was killed)

Well, Diao Chan is right!

[Our side] Return from the Great Pit (Pei Qinhu): orz I'm sorry.

Although Da Keng gave away his head when he came back, fortunately, his attitude was correct and polite. Lu Zixiu didn't feel bad for him, and I believe Diao Chan did the same.

Brother Pineapple fights one against two and retreats, and under the power of Li Xin's ground-level fighting skill "Flame Swallows the Wave Ruler", he drags Tachibana Ukyo to the end.

As soon as Ju Youjing died, Lu Zixiu put down his mind and accepted the red buff. Seeing that his economy was similar to Li Yuanfang's, he resolutely went on the road again.

At this moment, when Su Lie was dying, a flash of light appeared, and he recovered 60% of his health. At the same time, 3 beacon towers appeared around him. Lu Zixiu flashed past in time and touched the beacon tower to light up the beacon. (Each lighted lamp will restore 10% of life for Su Lie and the teammate)

After all three beacon towers were lit, Su Lie let out a roar, and finally came back to life. When the lights were lit, Lu Zixiu was blown up by Li Yuanfang's dark seal mark. The new hatred added to the old hatred, and he planned to take away the enemy with a set of skills. He had already resorted to it, and it was about to be revenged, but Su Lie carried Li Yuanfang into the defense tower of their house with a thick and long pillar that could fit several Lu Bans in.

At this moment, Lu Zixiu finally understood that what Su Lie said about his poor skills was not modesty, but really bad!

Li Yuanfang escaped with blood, but Sun Bin was betrayed by his teammates.

Youhaveslainedanenermy (You have killed an enemy)

The consolation is that the number of kills went from 0 to 1.

After following Su Lie and pushing a tower on the top road, Lu Zixiu waved to the middle road. This time he was going to squat around Zhou Yu, Diao Chan was playing his own blue, and Zhou Yu was setting fire to the minions.

If you want to avoid being burned by Zhou Yu, there is a way: let him have no time to set fire.

Fortunately, Daji's charm can stun people for 1.5 seconds, and the first and third skills are released quickly. This is all about heartbeat, and the comparison is the last second.

With the second head in hand, Lu Zixiu collected a wave of soldiers by the way. After Diao Chan arrived, he took over the task of pushing down the tower.

Looking at the blue circles under Diao Chan's feet, Lu Zixiu was very envious, and he wanted one too.

When Lu Zixiu crouched in the grass next to the enemy's blue buff, the voice sounded.

Anenemyhasbeenslained (our side has killed an enemy)

Brother Pineapple killed Li Xin, and in this confrontation between the cold weapon and the gun, the gun won the victory.

What does this prove?

Does it prove that the times are advancing and technology is developing?No, no, this only shows that Brother Pineapple can play, at least better than Li Xin.

The enemy Tachibana Ukyo finished brushing the wild monsters on the side of the middle lane, and finally came here.

Have a flash and be fearless.

Lu Zixiu knew that his chance had come, and he just wanted to grab a blue, but Tachibana Ukyo was too powerful, and his blood bar was only half.

Those who come all the way, don't take it for nothing.

Killingspree (3 kills in a row)

After pocketing the head and blue buff, Lu Zixiu clicked to return to the city.

Daji Yinren is a kind of strategy, and it feels good, but those who are Yined don't think so.

Lu Zixiu continued to visit the canyon after filling up the blood. He wanted to develop every pile of grass into a stronghold, and the red and blue buffs, tyrants, and rulers were the most important.

Under Lu Zixiu's harassment, the enemy's jungler has never developed, and Li Yuanfang took up the heavy responsibility to fight the dark tyrant's idea.

Because he betrayed his teammates before, Sun Bin refused to fight with him. The dark tyrant is not easy to fight alone, and Li Xin came to help the nearest one.

Halfway through the fight, Brother Pineapple rushed over when he realized something was wrong, and the two of them stopped beating the tyrant, and decided to work together to solve Brother Pineapple before making big things happen. Also had to come out.

One person, one, fair duel, Daji's set of combos is completely trivial.

Rampage (4 kills in a row)

Lu Zixiu and Brother Pineapple took over the dark tyrant and rushed to the middle road. Diao Chan and the three had gathered in the middle road and knocked down the second enemy tower.

The five of us gathered together, Li Yuanfang and Li Xin, who were the most developed of the enemy, both died, and formed a group with the other three in the highland, the highland tower was broken, and the enemy group was wiped out.

Watching the enemy's crystal explode, Lu Zixiu finally touched the fluffy tail behind him, it's so soft!

☆、Mind reading

When his consciousness returned to his body, Lu Zixiu once again experienced the taste of sex, which was not much different from the feeling he felt when Zhong Kui exploded himself, but this time he held back and didn't make a sound.

"Are you okay?" Zhuang Kun noticed that his face was not right, and hurried to him.

"It's nothing, it's just that my teammates are too embarrassing, and I'm so angry." Lu Zixiu met Zhuang Kun's concerned gaze, and lied without changing his expression.

San'er: "Low your head."

Lu Zixiu lowered his head subconsciously, "What are you doing? I played pretty well just now, so he must think I'm lying when I lower my head."

San'er: "Then you continue to watch him, don't blame me for not reminding you if you are taken advantage of."

"Ah, taking advantage? How is it possible?" If Zhuang Kun wasn't by his side, Lu Zixiu would have laughed.

San'er: "Then you look up."

"...Uh, forget it, I'll listen to you." The system was too serious, and Lu Zixiu was rarely cowardly, "What's going on? San'er, please explain quickly."

"Same as the previous few times, the hero you bind temporarily has some influence on you. The hero Daji has too distinct a personality. You must not look at people for more than three seconds in the past seven days."

"What will happen if you exceed it?" Lu Zixiu asked fearlessly.

San'er: "Look at each other for more than three seconds, that person will be seduced by you, you can try the consequences."

"No, no, don't try." Lu Zixiu quickly refused, joking, whoever tries is stupid.

"What's the matter with you?" Zhuang Kun looked at the little hair of the man with the lowered head, and resisted not touching it.

"It's okay, let's have fun together! I invite you." Lu Zixiu looked up at Zhuang Kun and then hurriedly lowered his head. It would be a lot of fun if he was tempted.

"Row."

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In the past two days, Lu Zixiu has learned the "speaking method without looking at each other", which is actually very simple. When talking to others, look at nose, mouth, eyebrows and everything, except eyes.

This is mainly aimed at close distances. As for the far ones, well, he is short-sighted, and it is not easy for him to see each other.

This problem has been solved. Now Lu Zixiu is troubled by another thing. Affected by Daji, he now has eight feet inside, and his walking is okay. Walk slowly and keep his feet out as much as possible. Others can't see it, but on Monday There is no way to run in the morning.

A boy was running in Daji's posture. Thinking about that scene, Lu Zixiu shuddered, he still didn't want to get angry.

The result of not wanting to get angry is that Lu Zixiu escaped, and sneaked away when no one was paying attention after calling the name, but the number of people who slipped away changed from one to two.

Lu Zixiu patted Zhuang Kun on the shoulder, feeling that this brother didn't cry for nothing, brother, we share blessings and difficulties together.

On Tuesday morning, Lu Zixiu played a game during recess and was promoted to diamond.

San'er: "Congratulations to the host for being promoted to Eternal Diamond. On behalf of the system headquarters, I will send you a free gift package."

Lu Zixiu: "Big gift bag, what's in it?"

San'er: "This gift is random, you just click to accept it."

"Random, or free, it won't be cheating me, right?"

"How is it possible? We are a formal system." San'er was anxious.

"Hey, don't be angry if you're kidding, hey, mind reading, is that the mind reading I thought it was? Doesn't it mean that I know what other people think?"

"You think too much, you can only use it three times." San'er poured cold water aside.

"That's not bad." Lu Zixiu was very content.

"Do you want to try? Try Zhuang Kun." San'er urged.

"What's good for Zhuang Kun to try? Don't get meddled. I'll decide for myself." After scanning around the classroom, Lu Zixiu had a candidate.

"How do I use this? Do you chant a spell? Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling."

San'er: "You should do it, just touch the limbs and read the mind silently."

Lu Zixiu: "You look like a low profile version."

San'er: "Hehe."

Lu Zixiu got up and walked towards the school committee of his class. The girl always looked at him when she had nothing to do. He always felt that the girl had a crush on him.

"Borrow your pencil sharpener."

The school committee girl smiled and picked up the pencil sharpener and handed it over. Lu Zixiu touched the girl's finger while picking up the things.

The girl said in her heart, "Wow, Lu Zixiu is so handsome, he looks like Zhuang Kun, please be together."

"…………???"

Lu Zixiu took a pencil sharpener and returned to his seat in a daze. The truth is too cruel. The girl doesn't like him, she just likes to watch him have sex.

Zhuang Kun looked worried, and snatched the pencil sharpener he borrowed, and helped him sharpen the pencil.

Lu Zixiu used a mind-reading technique on Zhuang Kun by mistake.

Zhuang Kun said in his heart, "To touch someone else's hand, I really want to press you on the bed and make you cry."

Lu Zixiu was stunned.

San'er: "Are you okay?"

Lu Zixiu: "Not good."

After Zhuang Kun finished sharpening the pencil, he personally returned the pencil sharpener, and the school committee girl smiled even brighter.

Lu Zixiu's head grew big. Looking back on the past, he and Zhuang Kun were indeed too close, no wonder others thought too much.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Lu Zixiu didn't pack his things, picked up his coat and was about to leave.

Zhuang Kun grabbed his arm and asked, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"My sister has something to do with me. I'll have lunch with her at noon." Lu Zixiu thought of a credible reason.

Zhuang Kun: "Okay, let's go."

Lu Zixiu didn't dare to look at Zhuang Kun's face, he hummed and went out.

In the small stir-fry area on the third floor of the restaurant, handsome men and beautiful women sit opposite each other, which is a seductive picture.

"Why are you free to invite me to dinner today?" Lu Zixin asked, crossing her legs.

Lu Zixiu: "Sister, don't I miss you? I'll have dinner with you every day from now on, okay?"

"What? I want your sister to introduce you to a girlfriend."

"No, I'm not yet an adult. Besides, everyone you know is from the sports institute. I can't hold it." Lu Zixiu quickly refused.

Lu Zixin: "That's because you are too weak. Girls nowadays have to hug and hold each other high. If you don't work out, you won't even be able to hug my younger siblings in the future."

"I'll talk about fitness later, hey, sister, do you have any buddies who like you?" Lu Zixiu asked circumspectly.

Lu Zixin: "Yes, a lot."

"Then how did you solve it?"

"In a fight, if you win, you will be my boyfriend, if you lose, you will be my brother."

"... No wonder you're single." Lu Zixiu regretted asking this question.

"Are you looking for a fight?"

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The author has something to say: Merry Christmas to all the cuties! ^O^

☆, wild man

From Tuesday afternoon to Friday, Zhuang Kun didn't find a chance for the two of them to be alone.

Based on the principle of caring for his roommates and harmonious dormitory, Lu Zixiu would invite Wei Ning and Zhi Nan wherever he went. At first, these two didn't think too much about it. In the past, there were times when the four of them acted together.

Two days later, Wei Ning noticed something was wrong, but he pretended not to know, Zhi Nan really didn't see it, and kept talking non-stop, Lu Zixiu kept talking, Zhuang Kun pursed his lips and remained silent.

The surrounding air pressure was getting lower and lower, Wei Ning kicked Zhi Nan.

Zhi Nan: "Why did you kick me?"

Wei Ning: "Isn't it good to live?"

Zhi Nan: "What does kicking me have to do with being alive?"

Wei Ning was speechless, this guy is really stupid, there is no way out.

There was no physical education class for two weeks, Lu Zixiu was very glad that he didn't have to be ashamed.

In the evening, Zhi Nan said that he would go to the playground for a couple of laps. Wei Ning didn't want to face the awkward Lu and Zhuang alone, so he decided to go with Zhi Nan.

How could Lu Zixiu let the two of them go alone, so the two-person playground game turned into a four-person game.

There were quite a lot of people on the playground, and it was not too dark to be illuminated by the street lights not far away. When they stepped onto the track, Wei Ning took Zhi Nan and ran away.

Lu Zixiu lowered his head and knew that Zhuang Kun was staring at him, oh, he wanted to run too.

San'er: "Sao Nian, according to my experience of reading thousands of novels, you are in for a big deal."

event?Lu Zixiu was startled, maybe he knew that I knew.

No, Zhuang Kun doesn't have mind reading skills, how could he know that I know.

Even if he really found out, I would never admit it. After deciding on a way to deal with it, Lu Zixiu put his heart back into his stomach.

"Let's go, let's sit on the lawn." In the middle of the runway is the lawn, which is not small and there are many people.

The lawn is far away from the street lights, and it is so dark that people's faces cannot be seen clearly. There are many couples hugging each other, and some friends gather together to talk.

The two found a place with not many people and sat down, Zhuang Kun didn't speak, Lu Zixiu felt the atmosphere was awkward and started to talk.

"The moon is so bright tonight!"

Zhuang Kun: "Yes."

"There are so many stars tonight!"

Zhuang Kun: "...um."

"There are a lot of people in the playground tonight!"

Zhuang Kun laughed softly, Lu Zixiu was out of breath, he worked hard to find a topic, this man was still laughing, got up and was about to leave, Zhuang Kun grabbed his clothes, Lu Zixiu lost his balance and fell directly into Zhuang Kun's arms , Zhuang Kun took advantage of the situation to wrap his arms around his waist.

"Let go." Lu Zixiu struggled to get up.

"If you don't let it go, you will never let it go for the rest of your life."

When the deep voice came, Lu Zixiu's body trembled slightly.

Zhuang Kun: "You have been avoiding me these days."

Lu Zixiu: "No."

Zhuang Kun: "You still haven't talked to me."

Lu Zixiu: "No."

Zhuang Kun: "Do you dare to look into my eyes and say?"

Lu Zixiu: "..."

Well, he dare not.

"I like you, you know it." Zhuang Kun squeezed Lu Zixiu's soft earlobe and said softly.

"I don't know." Lu Zixiu refused to cooperate.

"Look at me and say."

"dont see."

Lu Zixiu buried his face in Zhuang Kun's arms. At this moment, he wished so much that he was the grandson of Tu Xing, so that he could flee away.

"I'm a straight man, stainless steel straight." After a while, Lu Zixiu whispered.

"Oh, but you were watching "The President's Coddled Baby" once. As far as I know, the two protagonists in this novel are both men."

"Let's get to know the two heroes." This book was given to him strongly by San'er, Lu Zixiu was calm on the face, and scolded San'er in his heart.

"Two male leads? Then explain why one male lead and the other male lead are called Baobao?"

"Baby is another male lead's nickname, brother! We have a good relationship, so it's okay to be called a nickname." Lu Zixiu spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

"Really? Baby Hugh, you are really not good at all."

Lu Zixiu felt his earlobe warm up, and felt a slight tingling sensation instantly.

"...You, let me go." Lu Zixiu blushed.

Zhuang Kun kept moving, and his attitude of refusal was obvious.

"Stop, I'll explain, I can explain." Lu Zixiu was in a hurry.

"You explain yours, I listen."

"I hid from you on purpose. I know you have ulterior motives for me. I am indeed not as straight as I said, but I am not as curvy as you! So, let me give you an example, a straight man is 90 degrees , you are 45 degrees, and I am about 67.5 degrees in the middle."

Zhuang Kun: "You mean you bent halfway?"

"No no no, I mean I'm a rotten boy, I just like to watch other people fuck, but I don't like to fuck other people or be fucked by others."

"is it?"

"Yeah, you have to believe it, uh..." Finally saved his poor ear, before Lu Zixiu heaved a sigh of relief, Zhuang Kun shifted his position and pressed his lips again.

"How do you feel? How's the technology?" Watching the live version, San'er was so excited that he kept asking.

"The technology is too poor."

The atmosphere was a little stagnant, and Lu Zixiu realized that he had just said that sentence, it was over.

"...I'm not talking about you, don't, uh..." Zhuang Kun was afraid that he would not be able to accept it, so he kissed very shallowly, it seemed unnecessary.

Twenty minutes later, Lu Zixiu was panting, listening to his own beating heart, weeping.

Zhuang Kun: "You are hard."

"To shut up."

Zhuang Kun: "I'm hard too."

"To shut up."

Zhuang Kun: "Do you want me to help you?"

"you dare."

"Do you think I dare not?" Zhuang Kun said and was about to put his hands on it.

Lu Zixiu hurriedly grabbed Zhuang Kun's hand, subdued.

Sure enough, it took only three seconds to be stubborn.

"Won't it be uncomfortable to stand like this?" Zhuang Kun coaxed.

Lu Zixiu couldn't be fooled, "No, just let it dry."

Under the moonlight, Zhuang