Pesticide Diary

Okay, good boy, bear with me a little longer.

……

Wei Ning's side face was pressed tightly against the door, he suspected that the two should be together, but this early in the morning...

"What are you doing here?" Zhi Nan yelled, so frightened that Wei Ning bumped into the door.

Squeak!

The door was unlocked, Wei Ning slid down by inertia, Zhi Nan hurriedly reached out to grab him, maybe because the center of gravity was too forward, the two fell to the ground together, this time it was replaced with a Wei Ning brand cushion.

Zhi Nan immediately stood up and gave Wei Ning a hand by the way.

Lu Zixiu: "Who are you?" Zhi Nan's eyes were black and blue, and the corners of Wei Ning's mouth seemed to be black too.

"Uh, it's okay, there was a fight." Speaking of the fight, Zhi Nan looked a little unnatural.

"I've come to see you two for dinner." Wei Ning directly explained the purpose of his visit.

"Why don't you two go first." Zhuang Kun said, "I still have to wear contact lenses for Xiaoxiu."

The contact lenses were bought online before, but Lu Zixiu had never worn them, so he brought them along with him while he was sketching this time, but he didn't expect them to be so difficult to wear.

Wei Ning: "You two were wearing this just now?"

"That's right, Zhen, it's really too slow. It's all because of Zhuang Kun's poor technique. I haven't put it on for half an hour." I almost said "Zhen", but fortunately the circle passed, and Lu Zixiu heaved a sigh of relief.

Wei Ning: "...I'll wash my hands and put it on for you."

Five minutes later, Lu Zixiu successfully put on the contact lenses with Wei Ning's help.

Zhuang Kun stood aside with a cold face, blowing air-conditioning, Lu Zixiu simply ignored him.

After breakfast, the two decided to go mountain climbing. Wei Ning rejected Lu Zixiu's invitation on the grounds that he was disfigured. He was afraid that the girls who admired him would be sad, but Zhi Nan didn't go either.

The weather was fine today, and there were many students climbing the mountain. In order to increase the time for the two of them to be alone, Zhuang Kun deliberately distanced himself from the others and walked at the back. Lu Zixiu quite agreed with this decision, and sometimes he couldn't help calling himself "Zhen". In order not to be regarded as crazy, it is better to stay away.

An hour later, the large army completely left them behind. They stopped and walked along the way, took pictures, rested their feet, and were very leisurely.

Lu Zixiu sat on a big rock beside the mountain road, took a deep breath of the fresh mountain air, leaned against Zhuang Kun and sighed: "Sure enough, a place with a good view also has a good mood."

Zhuang Kun leaned on him: "It's not bad."

Lu Zixiu unscrewed the bottle cap and took a sip of water. At this moment, a small white rabbit was bouncing around not far from him, not knowing where he was going.

Lu Zixiu liked this little furry animal so much that he hurriedly stuffed the bottle of water into Zhuang Kun's hand.Excitedly followed behind the rabbit.

The little rabbit jumped for a long time and stopped, not knowing whether it was tired or hungry.

"San'er, I'll buy a carrot."

"500 gold coins."

Under Zhuang Kun's surprised eyes, Lu Zixiu took a carrot from his bag and fed it to the rabbit.

"I remember I didn't put carrots."

Lu Zixiu didn't say anything. He hadn't decided what to say about the system, but he didn't intend to hide it from Zhuang Kun.

Just as he was thinking about it, he was suddenly pushed hard, "Be careful." San'er exclaimed.

Lu Zixiu raised his head hastily, only to see a snake being thrown out, Zhuang Kun slid on the ground pale, with two red blood marks on the back of his hand.

Seeing this scene, Lu Zixiu burst into tears, "San Er, medicine, give me the medicine quickly."

The system didn't talk to him about the price this time, a small transparent bottle directly appeared in Lu Zixiu's hand, "Don't worry, this snake is not poisonous, just put the ointment on his wound, and it will be fine in a day."

Lu Zixiu applied medicine to Zhuang Kun with trembling hands, this idiot, he was almost widowed.

"Don't cry, I'm fine, I'm afraid of snakes." Zhuang Kun wiped his tears with his other hand.

After hearing this, Lu Zixiu cried even more fiercely, as if he wanted to vent out all the grievances and depression after being reborn, crying and yelling: "It's not that I haven't died before, who asked you to save me, what will I do if something happens to you?"

"Don't cry, baby, I want to cry when you cry." Zhuang Kun held Lu Zixiu in his arms, and patted his back to comfort him.

☆, finale

After 10 minutes, San'er couldn't bear it any longer: "Stop howling, didn't you notice that the contact lenses are all gone?"

"Did it fall?" Lu Zixiu blinked, and the crying stopped abruptly.

Seeing the heart-piercing person who was crying in his arms just a moment ago and then looking for something through his clothes, Zhuang Kun wanted to laugh.

"What are you looking for?"

"I lost my contact lens, help me find it." After crying for a long time, his voice was a little hoarse, Zhuang Kun kissed his lips, "Okay."

After finding the lenses on their clothes, Lu Zixiu stood up with red eyes: "The rabbits are gone, let's go back too."

Zhuang Kun sat on the ground with a strange expression.

"What's wrong with you? What's wrong?" Lu Zixiu hurriedly squatted down, "San Er, San Er."

"Why howling, how about reading supernatural novels? You're never finished."

"Help me find out what's wrong with him?" Lu Zixiu said anxiously.

San'er: "It's okay, it's just that my legs are a little soft after being surprised."

"Woo...he's afraid of snakes."

San'er: "I'm tired of crying, I'll see how you two go back."

Zhuang Kun looked at Lu Zixiu squatting in front of him with a serious face.

"Come here! Your legs are weak, I will carry you back."

"Need not."

"Are you afraid that I won't be able to carry it? Don't worry, I used to carry Sun Shangxiang and her giant cannon through half of the Canyon of Kings. It is more than enough to carry you."

"Are you carrying Liu Bei's wife?"

"Uh, these are all missions, she and I are innocent." Lu Zixiu turned around and took a look at Zhuang Kun's face, it was really dark, it was over.

"Tell me, what else?"

"It's hard to walk, I took off Xiao Qiao's shoes, rode a Kun, rubbed against Gongsunli's umbrella, and even touched Daji's tail. You don't know how good that tail feels..." Lu Zixiu was about to add some adjectives to describe that He felt scared, and shut up hastily with a "huh".

Zhuang Kun stood up with a dark face, picked up Lu Zixiu and left.

"Hey, aren't your legs weak?"

"I'm so angry with you, I'll deal with you when I go back."

"Don't! Bao, you dropped the bag there."

In the end, Lu Zixiu swore to the sky that he was the only one in his harem to let Zhuang Kun calm down.

On the way, Lu Zixiu was afraid that Zhuang Kun would be tired and insisted on walking alone, but Zhuang Kun couldn't help but let him go.

The two walked back along the mountain road, Zhuang Kun held the backpack in one hand, and reached into Lu Zixiu's coat pocket with the other, and unexpectedly took out a brand new 100 yuan note.

Lu Zixiu was amused, "This should have been released in my early spring."

"?"

Facing Zhuang Kun's puzzled eyes, Lu Zixiu explained: "Every year, I will find a thick dress and put money in my pocket, and I will be very happy when I wear it and touch the money in the next year."

"How should I put it? Hmm..." Lu Zixiu thought for a while and said, "This should be regarded as creating happiness. If you touch it, it will be yours. Now, are you happy?"

Zhuang Kun carefully collected the money, "Thank you, I am very happy now, can you add me when creating happiness in the future?"

"Okay!"

San'er: "How can there be a sense of déjà vu for pocket money?"

Lu Zixiu: "..."

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After returning to the room, Lu Zixiu took Zhuang Kun's hand and applied medicine to him. There were only two shallow marks left on the original injury, and it would probably be back to normal tomorrow.

"Aren't you going to ask me?"

"You want to say it? If you want to say it, I will listen."

Lu Zixiu briefly talked about the strange things that happened to him this year.

After listening, Zhuang Kun frowned: "So, you play fan because you are bound?"

"Little Qiao." Lu Zixiu answered.

"Crying for no reason?"

"Zhaojun."

"What about sleepiness?"

"Zhuang Zhou."

"Skipping sex in the morning, walking strangely, watching people dodge?"

"Daji."

"Watch porn?"

"Cao Cao."

The two asked and answered, and Zhuang Kun quickly understood, "So you called yourself Zhen this week, are you bound to Ying Zheng?"

"En." Lu Zixiu nodded.

"Then your back hurts?"

"Kicked by Guan Yu's horse."

"So the damage that the bound hero suffers in battle will be added to your own body?"

"Ah."

"Well, you don't want to die, what if you die in the game?" Thinking that he would never see Lu Zixiu, Zhuang Kun was afraid for a while.

"Isn't there a resurrection armor? I haven't used it once." Seeing Zhuang Kun's ugly face, Lu Zixiu's voice gradually weakened.

"Then what if resurrecting A is useless?" Zhuang Kun hugged Lu Zixiu and said seriously: "Promise me, don't bind heroes to play games without me."

Feeling his boyfriend's concern, Lu Zixiu nodded in agreement.

"Is this system tied to you all the time?" Zhuang Kun was still a little uneasy. He felt that the system was like a bomb, and it might explode at any time.

"Tsk, a wild man who just got his title actually wants to drive me away." San'er sneered in Lu Zixiu's consciousness.

"Uh, calm down, San'er, actually I want to ask this question too, will you always follow me?"

"Come on, I'll leave right away when you collect 666 stars."

The "Regeneration Pill" in the system store requires 666 health points. If Lu Zixiu takes this pill, he will be reborn in a real sense.

When Zhuang Kun knew about it, he said, "If it weren't for the fact that you can only play for two hours a day, I'd send him away when I'm only a year old. It's a pity that I have to wait until next year."

Besides, San'er should explode, Lu Zixiu hastily changed the subject, "Let's make a fuss!"

"Okay, brother will take you."

……

Monday, November 11th: Sunny

Today is a special day, Zhuang Kun and I are officially together.

I was worried that he would stay away from me after knowing the secret, but he didn't, and I was very happy.

In exchange, he also told me a secret. In fact, his original name was Zhuang Kunkun. I was overjoyed when I heard it. I couldn’t imagine that he would use reduplicated characters with such a cold and serious temperament. Reduplicated characters have always been beautiful in my heart. Ms. exclusive.

Zhuang Kun said that when he was in high school, he was determined to change his name, so he had a fight with his father. Regardless of whether he won or lost, he finally changed his name successfully.

I said that he may be lacking in life, and not being called Zhuang Yaoyao (yao's second tone) has largely shown that his parents really love him.

Zhuang Kun expressed that he was very fortunate.

I successfully promoted to Xingyao today, so I specially asked San'er for a free gift package.

San'er rejected me very stingily, I guess he was still angry at Zhuang Kun's words.

Forget it, I'm a tolerant and generous host, so I don't have the same knowledge as him.

There is still one chance to use that mind reading technique, and I think it should be reserved for critical moments.

Zhuang Kun didn't know about this, he always thought it was his affection that made me discover that he liked me, um, let him think so!

As for the problem of attacking and receiving, forget it, let's stay on the bed and solve it!

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The author has something to say: The author has been obsessed with the glory of the king for a while, so he opened this pit on a whim. There is no outline, no manuscript, and the progress is slow. The author is lazy, and it is not easy to finish it. Thank you here Your support is my biggest motivation. I hope this article can bring you a little happiness.ok~

There must be some extra words, let me think about it.

☆, Fanwai Zhuang Kun

My name is Zhuang Kun, and I am a man who combines handsomeness and hand speed. Of course, this "hand speed" refers to the game hand speed, please don't get it wrong. (Want to face the wall crookedly)

Alright, now let’s talk about my family’s experience. We met in King’s Canyon on September [-], XX. Well, he cheated me when we first met.

His voice is so nice, if he talks to me every day, I would be willing to be cheated by him all the time.

Y University started school, he called me senior, and asked me how to get to Donger, I recognized him as soon as he spoke, my heart beat fast, and I met the legendary love at first sight.

I know I'm completely screwed!

He and I are still roommates, so happy.

His alarm clock is so special, I am a little curious about what his expression will be if I transfer 10 yuan to him?

It seems that there is only enough transfer in my bill, I have to work hard to make money, and I will use this to wake him up in the future.

He suddenly didn't invite me to play games, he was hurt, and his heart ached.I took him to the doctor and took the opportunity to recite him, he was too skinny and needed to gain weight.

When going to the bathhouse to take a shower, he wants to go with me, there are too many people on the second floor, and he asks me to rub his back in the double room on the first floor, alas!I was so disappointed and sad.

It has been several days, and he no longer invites me to play games. I watched the game and found that he has become more powerful. What should I do?He doesn't seem to need me anymore.A little panicked.

Why does he keep holding that fan? Isn’t there a fan? I don’t understand. Could it be a gift from his girlfriend?

A few days later, I still secretly read it. When I saw the content on the fan, I was very sad. He had to suffer this kind of ordeal at a young age.

This disease should be curable!

I took him for several tests on the grounds that I was sick, and the results of the tests showed that he was healthy.so awkward!

After this incident, he invited me to play games again, and my life was the same as before, attending classes, reading books, eating, playing games... With him around, it was not boring at all.

I made him cry, he cried so painfully, I felt guilty, he said, he was homesick, he would not lie at all.

I really want to hear him sing love songs!

A lover relationship was established in the game, alas, he believed all the reasons I said.

His EQ is so low!

I like him so much, I sent him a confession, he didn't know it was me, he was a little lost.

I want him to know that I like him, but I am afraid that he will know that I like him.

Is he insomnia?He looks sleepy, and the way he talks in his sleep is so cute.

I had that kind of dream, that person was him, it felt so real, I couldn't hold it at all, I bullied him and cried.

In the first round of qualifying, there was Big Joe on both sides. I followed him in the wrong circle. I laughed so hard, why is he so funny.

Before he woke up, I wanted to secretly kiss his face, but I kissed him on the lips, it was so sweet!

Isn't he straight?How do you read that kind of novel?

He seemed to be avoiding me and didn't talk to me. He chatted with Zhi Nan quite happily, very angry.

I finally found a chance to be alone with him, and I couldn't help laughing at him trying to find a topic.

I hugged him tightly, my heart was full, I really wanted to keep hugging him like this.

He really knew that I liked him, he really wouldn't lie, he said he was rotten.

He actually said that my skills were poor, and I tried my best to kiss him hard.

Good sense of accomplishment.

Knowing that he might like me too, I boldly confessed, and he said he would think about it for a week, and I agreed.

The consequence of my consent was being a wild man for 16 days.

It turned out that I was the third one, and his love history is so rich!

He wants to be a gong, um, very ambitious, completely different from those coquettish sluts.

It turns out that he can also watch movies!

He said that he likes Nako Lulu's Mamahaha and bow tie, but Mamahaha is fine, after all the eagle is a national protected animal. I will give him a complete set of bowknots.

Do you play cosplay?I will stay with you to the end!

My technique seems to be really poor, how to practice?

He seems to like playing this game very much, who is important between me and the game?

I feel like I'm a bit unreasonable, maybe I'm not doing well enough.

It's embarrassing to have weak legs, but luckily he's fine.

I can bear taking off my shoes and rubbing the umbrella, but why did he carry Sun Shangxiang on his back, and he even touched Daji's tail, I'm jealous!

Create happiness?let's go!

I found out his secret. It turned out that the injury was caused by Guan Yu's horse. Okay, Guan Yu, I remember you.

I suddenly thought of the time I played Zhong Kui to cheat him, thank God, fortunately, he was not bound that day, otherwise I would have lost him.

Binding heroes is too dangerous, that system is not reliable at all.

I regret telling him my secret, he laughed at me!

During the winter vacation, he said that he mailed me a surprise and reminded me to sign for it in person.

I was not at home when the item was delivered, and it was signed by my dad. When I opened the door, my dad and mom had strange expressions.

My dad earnestly advised me to cherish my body and exercise self-control.

My mother slapped me directly, saying that I had a boyfriend and made such a mess, and that I was sorry for my boyfriend, which is not at all reassuring.

I returned to my room in a daze, and when I saw the male doll lying in the box, I understood everything instantly.

As a qualified attacker, I decided to take care of this matter myself. I can't let my father-in-law know that he mailed it to me!

He should be glad that I came out early, otherwise he would really be a widow.

I called him and asked him why he gave me this. He said that I was strong and that it would be bad for my opponent if I masturbated too much. He asked me to use this.

Bad opponent?What did he think?

He also said that he wanted to see me having sex with the doll, heh, one day I would let him watch me having sex with him in the mirror.

I will satisfy his rotten boy soul!