Pesticide Diary

After Lu Zixiu helped Lu Dada wash the dishes, he returned to his room and began to think about life.

When Lu Zixiu was born, family planning checks were very strict, and his parents were busy with work at that time. Both he and Lu Zixin grew up with their grandmothers. Both grandparents are very open-minded people. They think that children love to play. He didn't send them to kindergarten, but gave them enlightenment at home.

Lu Zixiu went to the first grade at the age of five. He was small at the time and didn't like to talk. Some children in the class bullied him when they saw him short. After Lu Zixin found out, she led her younger brother to help him vent his anger. Life is also peaceful.

In the blink of an eye, Lu Zixiu is almost seventeen. He is only 172 tall now. It is said that boys will grow to be 20 years old. I don't know if he can grow to 185 in his lifetime. 185 is the height of a male god.

Lu Zixiu sighed.

38: "Aren't you happy?"

"Are you bored?" Lu Zixiu pouted who could be happy after being electrocuted.

38: "No! I'm looking for a novel to read? I just finished reading a novel, and now there is a shortage of books. Do you have any recommendations?"

Lu Zixiu: "I've only read a few martial arts books."

38: "I want to watch romance."

"What?" Lu Zixiu thought he heard it wrong, "You're not a man, aren't you, a boy?"

"Who told you that I'm a boy." The cute Zheng Taiyin said contemptuously.

"Then your voice..."

"Our system is gender-neutral. I can simulate all kinds of voices, such as loli voice, royal sister voice, son voice, evil voice, etc. If you like it, I can change it!"

"No... No need, 38, you can do this."

"Can you change your name, don't call me 38."

"What's the matter?" Lu Zixiu was a little dizzy. If it wasn't 38, could it be 438?

"The novel I read just now said that 38 is a curse word." 38 was a little sad.

"How about this." Lu Zixiu thought for a while and said, "Then how about I call you San'er from now on?" The homophony of four is not very good, and eight, Lu Zixiu felt that he was being taken advantage of again.

"Well, okay."

"Hey, by the way, aren't you a system? How do you read novels?" Lu Zixiu was a little curious.

"I can detect electronic products within 100 meters around me."

"Wouldn't it mean that you can read all the resources on the nearby computer and mobile phone?"

"you can say it this way."

Lu Zixiu: "Then can I watch?"

"A medium is needed, and I can transfer it to your mobile phone or computer."

"San'er, you are too powerful."

"It's nothing, this is the most basic quality of being a system."

After chatting for a while, Lu Zixiu yawned, "San'er, let's play a song! It will soothe your spirit and help you sleep."

38 connected to the small stereo on the bedside, and the music played slowly.

Nanwu Drinking Luo Dana Duo Luo Ye Ye Nan Wu A La Ye

Bodhisattva Bodhisattva Bodhisattva

Maha Satva Poya Maha Galuni Gaya Om

Sa Boluo punished and dragged several Tanna wrote Nanwu Xiji Liyi Yimeng Ayeye

……

"What song is this?" Lu Zixiu asked in a daze.

"The Great Compassion Curse."

"En." Lu Zixiu responded and fell into a deep sleep.

……

In the morning, Lu Zixiu turned over and hummed twice.

"you're awake."

"Yeah." Lu Zixiu hugged the pillow and crawled into the bed. He forgot to turn off the air conditioner before going to bed last night. "San'er, turn off the air conditioner for me. I'm freezing to death."

"Good drop."

"Xiaoxiu, are you up? There are steamed buns and fried dough sticks on the table. Your father and I have gone to work. Remember to eat."

"Got it, Mom."

After his body warmed up, Lu Zixiu got up from the bed.

After eating, Lu Zixiu rode his little blue tram to the mobile phone store. Under the recommendation of a beautiful young lady, Lu Zixiu bought a domestic mobile phone with high cost performance.

When he got home, Lu Zixiu took out the mobile phone card provided by Y Datong's admission letter and put it into his newly bought mobile phone.

Opening the King Pesticide app, Lu Zixiu received a permanent free skin, Arthur's Death Knight.

Fortunately, Lu Zixiu got a diamond prize of 676 in the daily heart-warming benefits of the mall.

"San'er, among so many heroes, who can escape the fastest?"

"Don't think so much, you can't afford it even if you know."

"Then whoever I can afford will run the fastest."

"Zhuang Zhou."

Finally, under the guidance of San'er, Lu Zixiu bought a few heroes with a few gold coins and diamonds, shooter - Lu Ban, mage - Xiao Qiao, support - Liu Chan, Zhuang Zhou, don't ask why there is no jungler, because —he couldn't afford it.

……

Thursday, September 9 Weather: Sunny

Today is my first day playing ranked. I was a little excited after thinking about it. After thinking about it again and again, I still chose Arthur, because I have only played Arthur.

After entering the spring, a familiar voice sounded.

Welcome to King of Glory...

Before the words fell, I controlled Arthur and rushed forward, but there seemed to be a wall blocking the front. After a few seconds, the barrier disappeared, and my friends and I walked out.

This time I put on Arthur's skin, and watched that big lump of unknown species rushing forward. Forced to run naked.

San'er told me that Arthur is on the top lane, and the top lane is against the enemy's bottom lane. If there is no accident, I need to fight against two enemy heroes.

I was a little nervous, because I remembered that when I was forced to be a defensive tower yesterday, Arthur fought two in one round, and the ending was not very good.

I said to San'er, how about I change the road, all roads lead to crystal.San'er said that my teammates would scold me and even report me.I wonder what happens if I get reported?San'er said that if she was reported too much, her account would be blocked.

Finally, I obediently went on the road.

I was lucky this time, I didn't have a one-on-two, and Hou Yi's support on the opposite side abandoned him.

I went out and had two waves with him, but no one took advantage.On our side, Genghis Khan took his two assistants Liu Chan and Sun Bin to beat the enemy's Jiang Ziya and Dian Wei to the double.

When the fourth wave of pawns came, Hou Yi was not there. I found him on the mini-map and went to the bottom lane to support his teammates.

Taking advantage of his absence, I pushed them to the first tower with a line of soldiers, and I tried my best. When I was about to push their second tower, Bian Que from the opposite side came over. Although there was only half of the blood left, as a flesh, how could I be afraid of it? What about crispy skin?I was just about to release my skills when Jiang Ziya and Dian Wei came over after replenishing their blood.

Not wanting to be beaten by the group, I tried my best to run back. At this time, Sun Bin arrived in time. Sun Bin released a skill to speed up, and I was able to go home safely.

The second time I came out of the spring, I decided to go to the middle road to see and help the middle road push the tower.

When I controlled Arthur to arrive, Liu Chan and Angela squatted in the grass at the same time.

Angela: "This is what it's like to be in love!"

Liu Chan: "Ah, so cute, is this the feeling of first love?"

38: "Look, here's your ex-girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend's boyfriend."

Arthur: "..."

Arthur is better than me, at least he has an ex, and I've always been single.