The Eastern Invincible Harvested Grass to Blackwood Cliff

Tian Boguang didn't know that he came back from the ghost gate, and was stopped by Deng Jiuru at this time, thinking in his heart that he had a wife and forgot his brother, they are all big men, and he doesn't like tough men, touch him What's the big deal, hey, the boy is not allowed to stay!

Tian Boguang struggled in his heart, and put on the score: "Senior brother, it's not that the senior brother didn't help you, this marriage event is the order of the parents and the words of the matchmaker. If your master finds out that you cut it first and then play it, don't even blame me for it." , I can’t agree to that.”

Deng Jiuru said happily: "Brother, don't worry, my master is definitely chasing after that old witch in Xishan to play hooligans. If you disturb him now, he will kill you."

When Tian Boguang heard it, he thought to himself: Well, it’s no wonder that my junior has such strange tastes. It seems that my senior is not a normal person either. Listen, it’s not good to like something. I like old witches.

But Deng Jiuru said seriously: "The words of the matchmaker are still necessary. When I said it, I always felt that I forgot something. It turned out that I didn't hire a matchmaker. No, no, no. A married couple must be perfect, and nothing less will work. Brother, you are considered an elder now, please help me to invite a matchmaker back, I will prepare a feast for you here, how about it?"

Tian Boguang now deliberately refuses to agree, but seeing that the younger brother is indeed unaccompanied here, he can only nod, but he focuses on Dongfang: "Brother, I really want to taste the skills of my younger brother and sister."

Tian Boguang's "brother and sister" instantly made Dongfang Bubai's impression of him much better. At this moment, Dongfang Bubai glanced at Deng Jiuru and nodded: "I can only make porridge."

Tian Boguang rolled his eyes, thinking what kind of daughter-in-law did the younger brother look for!However, this was the first time Tian Boguang heard Dongfang speak, and he felt that the voice of this man dressed in nondescript clothes was not as shrill and harsh as he had imagined, but rather gentle and pleasant to listen to.

Tian Boguang went out to invite a matchmaker, Deng Jiuru furnished a new house, and Dongfang Bubai cooked porridge in the kitchen.

After tidying up here, Deng Jiuru went to the kitchen to look at Dongfang. Seeing that he was proficient in his movements, it seemed that he often cooked porridge. He neither lit the kitchen, nor blackened his face, and even under the steaming heat, he didn't wear much makeup.

However, whether the cooked porridge is good or not is another matter.

Tian Boguang drank it in one gulp and almost vomited it all up. The daughter-in-law in his junior and younger brother's eyes can only cook porridge, but the porridge is so unpalatable!He worked as a coolie again, and went to run errands again. After a day of tossing, he was still drinking poisonous porridge. Tian Boguang wanted to howl like a wolf.

Deng Jiuru, on the other hand, drank with great relish, and said to Tian Boguang after drinking: "My wife's craftsmanship is much better than my master's. When I first went up the mountain, the food I ate was not as good as this!"

However, Deng Jiuru was partial to the East, and thought that everything in the East was good. At this time, in order for Tian Boguang to have the strength to marry him at night, he went to the kitchen to cook a few simple dishes, and Tian Boguang ate them hungrily. Boguang wiped his mouth, patted his belly, and glanced at Deng Jiuru and Dongfang Bubai.

"Let me tell you, Junior Brother, if your wife changes into normal clothes and washes all the things on her face, with his stature and your virtuousness, you are almost as good as his wife!"

This sentence offended both Dongfang Bubai and Deng Jiuru. Dongfang Bubai was doomed to be impossible to become the person above because of his incomplete body, and Deng Jiuru——

"My lady is only a little bit taller than me. I will definitely grow into a tall and burly man in the future! Also, although I have washed my hands in the golden basin now, I have always been a weed picker from beginning to end. I didn't pick grass backwards. Senior brother, if you think Picking flowers is not enough to be special enough, why don't you try to be a male whore who picks grass backwards, what do you think?"

Deng Jiuru knew that Dongfang Bubai liked big men in his previous life. With his small body, it was fine if he was not good at martial arts in his previous life and he was not thick and strong. In this life, he is hanging a stone bucket and tying sandbags. He can't look like those guys, and with this face, he is already nineteen years old, but he still looks like fifteen, it's really annoying!

Deng Jiuru turned his head and hugged Dongfang Bubai's waist: "Lady, you don't think your husband is not heroic enough, do you?"

Dongfang Bubai shook his head, didn't speak, but felt a little strange in his heart, the word disgusting should not have been said by Deng Jiuru.

"My lady, don't worry about being a husband! But my lady, you haven't called me husband yet." Deng Jiuru's big peach eyes were wet, like a puppy abandoned by its owner, full of grievances .

Calling her husband is tantamount to identifying this person, but Dongfang Bubai doesn't want to do that yet.

Tian Boguang, the big light bulb, stood here, looking at his younger brother with goosebumps, he thought to himself, this is the younger brother and sister who has been expressionless all the time, if someone else, who can stand the grotesqueness of the younger brother!

In the evening, Deng Jiuru personally organized a very sumptuous banquet, and personally put on Dongfang Bubai's bride's makeup. The bright red Fengguanxia was draped in front of his eyes. Looking at himself in the bronze mirror, he was a little dazed.

He doesn't like the excitement, and he doesn't intend to have any interaction with the people here. Except for grocery shopping, he never sets foot outside on weekdays. He likes to wear the brightest clothes and put on the brightest makeup, because only in this way can he feel at ease. , he envied those girls who are still beautiful without painting.

But today, there was a lot of people in the yard, and the whole house was covered with red clouds, with red happy characters pasted on it, and red lanterns hung up, and Deng Jiuru invited everyone who was acquainted in the neighborhood to be guests. Bai listened carefully, with his kung fu, although the voices of outsiders were noisy and indistinct, they could be heard very clearly in his ears.

Everyone outside was talking about it, saying that she, the lady of the Dong family, did not know what magic method she had used to charm such a good half-grown child, which was really a crime.

Sin?Dongfang Bubai thought, from the very beginning, it was Deng Jiuru who provoked him first.

However, Dongfang Bubai frowned. Until now, Deng Jiuru, like those outsiders, only knew that he was "Dong's wife", but did not know who he was.

Deng Jiuru is from the Jianghu, and everyone in the Jianghu knows that Dongfang is undefeated.

Dongfang Bubai thought for a while, and when Deng Jiuru came in again, Dongfang Bubai stopped him.

"My original name was Dong, and my single name was Fang. Later, both of my parents died, and I was rescued by someone from the Sun Moon God Sect. I changed my name to Dongfang Bubai." After Dongfang finished speaking, he kept looking at Deng Jiuru.

Deng Jiuru said something completely unexpected to Dongfang Bubai after listening to it: "Let me just say, whose parents will name their child Dongfang Bubai, it sounds bad luck."

It was the first time someone said that the name Dongfang Bubai was unlucky. Dongfang Bubai was thinking about it, but outside he heard Tian Boguang calling Deng Jiuru. Deng Jiuru blinked at Dongfang Bubai: "Lady, you can change your clothes quickly. When the auspicious time comes, it will come soon." That's it, lady, you don't want to escape marriage, do you?"

Run away?Dongfang Bubai looked at Fengguanxiapi again, he would never run away, but he felt that this phoenix crown was not dazzling enough, and this auspicious suit was only bright red, not beautiful enough.

He took out a bag, it was the booty of someone who robbed on the road, and he cleaned up the cottage. Dongfang Bubai slightly mobilized his internal force, and embedded all the shiny jewels into the phoenix crown. When he was satisfied, the entire phoenix crown A few laps older than before, Dongfang Bubai put the phoenix crown aside, and began to embroider on Xifu again.

It's just a stick of incense, Dongfang Bubai puts on the auspicious clothes with satisfaction, puts on the phoenix crown, and then puts on the hijab. There is a red in front of his eyes, and he can only see blurry things through this red, which makes Dongfang uneasy. I'm a little uncomfortable with defeat.

Worshiping and getting married, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Dongfang Bubai returned to the room alone after the final "husband and wife worship", and his mood was different from just now.

With a flick of his ears, Dongfang Bubai heard someone calling Deng Jiuru's name outside.

"Brother Jiuru, your daughter-in-law's auspicious dress is really beautiful, where did you buy it?"

"Besides the old man, my wife embroidered it herself! I'm not boasting, there is no other lady in the world who can embroider such a beautiful pattern."

After Dongfang Bubai finished listening, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

But at this time, there was noise outside the door again, the door opened, and Deng Jiuru came in, and there was a crowd of villagers making noise in the bridal chamber at the door. Everyone was very curious about this incredible marriage. At first glance, good fellow, no wonder I felt that the bride's head was a bit too big when I visited the hall just now, and now I understand it all.

This phoenix crown is too much. Seeing all kinds of reflections under the light, the bride's head moves, and sometimes the shining light makes people unable to open their eyes.

Some people shake their heads and say it's really tacky, but the aunts' eyes are all straight. They don't care if it's tacky or not, they just rush at this phoenix crown. If a man can come up with such a phoenix crown to propose marriage, that's really true. Impressive!

It was the first time that Dongfang Bubai saw "envy" in the eyes of a woman, and his joy was hard to contain at this moment. At this time, the glass of wine was handed to him, and he drank the glass of wine with the tip of his nose close to the tip of his nose. I've done it, but all the throbbing before is added together, and it's not as sinking as it is now.