Youxu Hexu
Chapter 95 Holding the Hand of the Son
If you want to impersonate, you must first start with the clothes.
Looking at Hu Xianmei's body, Duanmu Huichun took a step back slowly.
Ji Miaohua didn't mind, but as soon as his fingers touched Hu Xianmei's belt, he felt that the eyes behind him seemed a little sharper.He withdrew his hand pretending to be shy, and shouted: "Yeah, I just want to see Qinqin's body. But if I don't touch her, I can only kiss her. But I don't want to kiss her." touch her..."
Duanmu Huichun took out a fan from his arms and gave it to him.
Ji Miaohua finally laughed out loud.
Duanmu Huichun realized that he was playing tricks on purpose, so he backed away and ignored him.
Ji Miaohua picked up her coat with a fan two or three times, flipping Hu Xianmei's body over and over flexibly like a dead fish, as if she was not interested in the enchanting carcass in front of her at all.
The coat was picked off quickly, and Ji Miaohua threw it to Duanmu Huichun.
Duanmu Huichun said: "Shall I help you wear it?"
Ji Miaohua was stunned, "It's not a kiss..."
"I don't know Xiqiang language." Duanmu Huichun said sternly, "I will be exposed."
Ji Miaohua blinked her eyes and said, "But I am the male favorite who came in with her."
Duanmu Huichun said: "If you become Hu Xianmei, Hu Xianmei will naturally become you. After a while I... will carry her out."
Ji Miaohua said: "But wouldn't it be suspicious to faint like this?" He was dying.
Duanmu Huichun said: "I'm exhausted."
Ji Miaohua pouted and said, "My dear, you know best whether I am physically strong enough."
The corner of Duanmu Huichun's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly said seriously: "Besides you and me, there is definitely no second person who knows."
Ji Miaohua wants to swear to the sky.
Duanmu Huichun nodded and said: "This is better. No one will expose it."
Ji Miaohua sighed.
In the middle of the night, the lights were dimmed.
The door opened slowly, and Ji Miaohua squeezed her throat and shouted, "Damn ghost!"
Duanmu Huichun carried Hu Xianmei who had changed into Ji Miao's flowered clothes on his back, and followed behind him dumbfounded.
Ji Miaohua's hair was disheveled on purpose, and half of her shoulders were exposed slantingly, so that others did not dare to take a closer look.In fact, there are very few people who dare to look at Hu Xianmei directly in Xianrenzhuang. Everyone in the Chijiao knows that she is proficient in mind control, and she can't dodge normally, so how could she take the initiative to look into her eyes.
Therefore, Ji Miaohua and Duanmu Huichun entered Hu Xianmei's room together, and no one saw through.
Ji Miaohua closed the door with her backhand, and then she smiled and said, "Nine of Hu Xianmei's ten sentences are false, but one sentence is true."
Duanmu Huichun put down Hu Xianmei's body and asked, "Which sentence?"
Ji Miaohua said: "I want to die."
Just as Duanmu Huichun frowned, he saw Ji Miaohua take out a lot of utensils from inside.He didn't understand it at first glance, but when he thought of Hu Xianmei, he suddenly understood, his face turned a faint red, and he scolded: "What are you doing with these obscene objects?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Aren't you curious about their function?"
Duanmu Huichun said dumbly: "I'm not curious."
Ji Miaohua picked up a jade vessel, compared it to its size and said, "It's a bit smaller, and it's not too big to wear."
Duanmu Huichun turned a deaf ear and wanted to move Hu Xianmei's body under the bed.
Ji Miaohua said: "The corpse is perishable, it will stink after a few days."
Duanmu Huichun said: "It would be good if there is water for transforming corpses."
Ji Miaohua smiled and said, "Even if there is no corpse water, can we still bury her?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "Where is it buried?"
Ji Miaohua suddenly picked up a giant cauldron on the table and threw it at Hu Xianmei's face.
Duanmu Huichun stepped aside.
Hu Xianmei's face was smashed to pieces.Ji Miaohua obviously used her internal energy.
Duanmu Huichun frowned.
Ji Miaohua took off her coat again, tore off a bed curtain and tied her chest tightly, then put on the coat, then asked Duanmu Huichun to open the door, kicked her out of the door, and said in a shrill voice: "Bury her!" Already!"
Sure enough, two red-clothed men jumped down from the roof, picked up the corpses and left without asking any questions.
Duanmu Huichun closed the door and said in surprise: "How do you know they will definitely bury the corpse?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Hu Xianmei kills people without blinking an eye, but she loves to be clean. As her subordinate, she will naturally bury the corpse." "Duanmu Huichun said: "What are your plans next? "
Ji Miaohua said: "Compared to the Central Plains emperor's special envoy, Hu Xianmei's identity is easier to sneak into the Hunhun King's tent. This trip is dangerous and unpredictable, why don't we cooperate inside and outside?"
Duanmu Huichun looked at him silently.
Ji Miaohua blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "Doesn't you miss me?"
"En." Duanmu Huichun replied crisply.
Ji Miaohua was stunned for a moment, then rushed forward and gnawed fiercely.
Duanmu Huichun let him gnaw, and after he finished gnawing, he said: "Let's go together."
Ji Miaohua said: "My dear, I don't know Xiqiang language."
Duanmu Huichun said: "I am the male favorite of the Central Plains, and it is enough to know Chinese."
Ji Miaohua said: "However, Hu Xianmei brought a male pet on the road, so it's very inconvenient."
Duanmu Huichun said: "If she doesn't bring it, it will be too abnormal."
Ji Miaohua said: "But isn't the purpose of this trip to open up trade routes between Xiqiang and the Central Plains?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "The only ones who can help me achieve my wish are the Hunhun King and the leader of the Holy Moon Sect. Naturally, I should go there in person."
Ji Miaohua sighed, "Have you made up your mind?"
"Decided."
Ji Miaohua said: "Then what if I say that I don't want to take risks?"
Duanmu Huichun looked at him silently, seeing that Ji Miaohua couldn't help but want to reach out and hug him into his arms, Duanmu Huichun finally uttered four words slowly, "Compare your heart to your heart."
That night, the two embraced and slept together.
In the early morning of the next day, Duanmu Huichun and Ji Miaohua woke up one after another.
The big man in red has fetched water and put it at the door.
Ji Miaohua began to make up after washing, while Duanmu Huichun carefully wiped her eyes with a towel, fearing that she would accidentally peel off the dark layer on her face, and then straightened her crooked beard.
Ji Miaohua put on her makeup in two or three steps, then covered her face with a red gauze scarf, turned her head to look at Duanmu Huichun and said, "How is it?"
Duanmu Huichun thought for a while, then lowered his forehead a little, then rolled it behind his head, and fixed it with a hairpin.In this way, the left half of his eye was covered, making him look much gentler.
Ji Miaohua said: "Kiss is really a good skill."
Duanmu Huichun turned a deaf ear to it, and picked up the knife on the table to trim his eyebrows.Ji Miaohua's eyebrows were too thick before, not as slender as Hu Xianmei's, but after Duanmu's rejuvenation, just by looking at her eyebrows, they are indeed [-] to [-]% similar.
Ji Miaohua stared at herself in the bronze mirror, frowned and said, "My dear, you actually like this?"
Duanmu Huichun patted him on the shoulder soothingly and said: "This is just a temporary measure, and it will grow naturally in the future."
Naturally, Ji Miaohua knew that this was an expedient measure, but she still felt a little unwilling in her heart and said, "What if it doesn't grow?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "I draw eyebrows for you every day."
Ji Miaohua put her hands together.
Duanmu Huichun said: "What are you doing?"
Ji Miaohua said: "I pray that it doesn't grow."
Duanmu Huichun looked at him carefully for a long while, then shook his head and said, "It's a pity that his eyes..."
Ji Miaohua smiled and said: "Few people in the Jiachi Sect under the Hunhun King dare to look directly into Hu Xianmei's eyes. If we really meet Hu Xianmei's eyes, it means that we have reached our destination."
Footsteps could be heard outside the door, and the big man with a broad face who was hiding among the passers-by yesterday obsequiously leaned against the crack of the door and said, "Hu Huai pays respects to Grandma Hu Xian."
Ji Miaohua and Duanmu Huichun looked at each other.
Ji Miaohua said: "It's so early in the morning, why disturb your dream?"
Hu Huai seemed to be taken aback. He didn't know why she was so different from yesterday. After hesitating for a while, he slapped himself six times, and said in panic, "Your little one is wrong, Grandma Hu Fairy calm down."
Ji Miaohua then said: "What are you here for?"
Hu Huai said: "I'm here to ask grandma, should we put everyone in the car and send them away, or just arrest the two leaders?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Just pretend to be a leader."
"The other..."
"Keep it for now, I'm useful."
Hu Huai suddenly said: "Grandma Hu Fairy, what's wrong with your voice?"
Ji Miaohua said angrily: "If you hadn't disturbed people's dreams early in the morning, how could I have lost my voice?!"
Outside, he thought about it a few more times, and then Hu Huai ran away.
In the room, Duanmu Huichun looked at Ji Miaohua worriedly and said, "Let's not talk about Xiao Deng and Xiaoyan for now. If we leave the others here, we may encounter disasters." Chijiao will never raise them for nothing.I'm afraid that they just left with their front feet, and they will kill people with their back feet.
Ji Miaohua murmured, "Just think of an excuse and let it go."
Looking at Hu Xianmei's body, Duanmu Huichun took a step back slowly.
Ji Miaohua didn't mind, but as soon as his fingers touched Hu Xianmei's belt, he felt that the eyes behind him seemed a little sharper.He withdrew his hand pretending to be shy, and shouted: "Yeah, I just want to see Qinqin's body. But if I don't touch her, I can only kiss her. But I don't want to kiss her." touch her..."
Duanmu Huichun took out a fan from his arms and gave it to him.
Ji Miaohua finally laughed out loud.
Duanmu Huichun realized that he was playing tricks on purpose, so he backed away and ignored him.
Ji Miaohua picked up her coat with a fan two or three times, flipping Hu Xianmei's body over and over flexibly like a dead fish, as if she was not interested in the enchanting carcass in front of her at all.
The coat was picked off quickly, and Ji Miaohua threw it to Duanmu Huichun.
Duanmu Huichun said: "Shall I help you wear it?"
Ji Miaohua was stunned, "It's not a kiss..."
"I don't know Xiqiang language." Duanmu Huichun said sternly, "I will be exposed."
Ji Miaohua blinked her eyes and said, "But I am the male favorite who came in with her."
Duanmu Huichun said: "If you become Hu Xianmei, Hu Xianmei will naturally become you. After a while I... will carry her out."
Ji Miaohua said: "But wouldn't it be suspicious to faint like this?" He was dying.
Duanmu Huichun said: "I'm exhausted."
Ji Miaohua pouted and said, "My dear, you know best whether I am physically strong enough."
The corner of Duanmu Huichun's mouth twitched slightly, and he quickly said seriously: "Besides you and me, there is definitely no second person who knows."
Ji Miaohua wants to swear to the sky.
Duanmu Huichun nodded and said: "This is better. No one will expose it."
Ji Miaohua sighed.
In the middle of the night, the lights were dimmed.
The door opened slowly, and Ji Miaohua squeezed her throat and shouted, "Damn ghost!"
Duanmu Huichun carried Hu Xianmei who had changed into Ji Miao's flowered clothes on his back, and followed behind him dumbfounded.
Ji Miaohua's hair was disheveled on purpose, and half of her shoulders were exposed slantingly, so that others did not dare to take a closer look.In fact, there are very few people who dare to look at Hu Xianmei directly in Xianrenzhuang. Everyone in the Chijiao knows that she is proficient in mind control, and she can't dodge normally, so how could she take the initiative to look into her eyes.
Therefore, Ji Miaohua and Duanmu Huichun entered Hu Xianmei's room together, and no one saw through.
Ji Miaohua closed the door with her backhand, and then she smiled and said, "Nine of Hu Xianmei's ten sentences are false, but one sentence is true."
Duanmu Huichun put down Hu Xianmei's body and asked, "Which sentence?"
Ji Miaohua said: "I want to die."
Just as Duanmu Huichun frowned, he saw Ji Miaohua take out a lot of utensils from inside.He didn't understand it at first glance, but when he thought of Hu Xianmei, he suddenly understood, his face turned a faint red, and he scolded: "What are you doing with these obscene objects?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Aren't you curious about their function?"
Duanmu Huichun said dumbly: "I'm not curious."
Ji Miaohua picked up a jade vessel, compared it to its size and said, "It's a bit smaller, and it's not too big to wear."
Duanmu Huichun turned a deaf ear and wanted to move Hu Xianmei's body under the bed.
Ji Miaohua said: "The corpse is perishable, it will stink after a few days."
Duanmu Huichun said: "It would be good if there is water for transforming corpses."
Ji Miaohua smiled and said, "Even if there is no corpse water, can we still bury her?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "Where is it buried?"
Ji Miaohua suddenly picked up a giant cauldron on the table and threw it at Hu Xianmei's face.
Duanmu Huichun stepped aside.
Hu Xianmei's face was smashed to pieces.Ji Miaohua obviously used her internal energy.
Duanmu Huichun frowned.
Ji Miaohua took off her coat again, tore off a bed curtain and tied her chest tightly, then put on the coat, then asked Duanmu Huichun to open the door, kicked her out of the door, and said in a shrill voice: "Bury her!" Already!"
Sure enough, two red-clothed men jumped down from the roof, picked up the corpses and left without asking any questions.
Duanmu Huichun closed the door and said in surprise: "How do you know they will definitely bury the corpse?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Hu Xianmei kills people without blinking an eye, but she loves to be clean. As her subordinate, she will naturally bury the corpse." "Duanmu Huichun said: "What are your plans next? "
Ji Miaohua said: "Compared to the Central Plains emperor's special envoy, Hu Xianmei's identity is easier to sneak into the Hunhun King's tent. This trip is dangerous and unpredictable, why don't we cooperate inside and outside?"
Duanmu Huichun looked at him silently.
Ji Miaohua blinked her eyes and said with a smile: "Doesn't you miss me?"
"En." Duanmu Huichun replied crisply.
Ji Miaohua was stunned for a moment, then rushed forward and gnawed fiercely.
Duanmu Huichun let him gnaw, and after he finished gnawing, he said: "Let's go together."
Ji Miaohua said: "My dear, I don't know Xiqiang language."
Duanmu Huichun said: "I am the male favorite of the Central Plains, and it is enough to know Chinese."
Ji Miaohua said: "However, Hu Xianmei brought a male pet on the road, so it's very inconvenient."
Duanmu Huichun said: "If she doesn't bring it, it will be too abnormal."
Ji Miaohua said: "But isn't the purpose of this trip to open up trade routes between Xiqiang and the Central Plains?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "The only ones who can help me achieve my wish are the Hunhun King and the leader of the Holy Moon Sect. Naturally, I should go there in person."
Ji Miaohua sighed, "Have you made up your mind?"
"Decided."
Ji Miaohua said: "Then what if I say that I don't want to take risks?"
Duanmu Huichun looked at him silently, seeing that Ji Miaohua couldn't help but want to reach out and hug him into his arms, Duanmu Huichun finally uttered four words slowly, "Compare your heart to your heart."
That night, the two embraced and slept together.
In the early morning of the next day, Duanmu Huichun and Ji Miaohua woke up one after another.
The big man in red has fetched water and put it at the door.
Ji Miaohua began to make up after washing, while Duanmu Huichun carefully wiped her eyes with a towel, fearing that she would accidentally peel off the dark layer on her face, and then straightened her crooked beard.
Ji Miaohua put on her makeup in two or three steps, then covered her face with a red gauze scarf, turned her head to look at Duanmu Huichun and said, "How is it?"
Duanmu Huichun thought for a while, then lowered his forehead a little, then rolled it behind his head, and fixed it with a hairpin.In this way, the left half of his eye was covered, making him look much gentler.
Ji Miaohua said: "Kiss is really a good skill."
Duanmu Huichun turned a deaf ear to it, and picked up the knife on the table to trim his eyebrows.Ji Miaohua's eyebrows were too thick before, not as slender as Hu Xianmei's, but after Duanmu's rejuvenation, just by looking at her eyebrows, they are indeed [-] to [-]% similar.
Ji Miaohua stared at herself in the bronze mirror, frowned and said, "My dear, you actually like this?"
Duanmu Huichun patted him on the shoulder soothingly and said: "This is just a temporary measure, and it will grow naturally in the future."
Naturally, Ji Miaohua knew that this was an expedient measure, but she still felt a little unwilling in her heart and said, "What if it doesn't grow?"
Duanmu Huichun said: "I draw eyebrows for you every day."
Ji Miaohua put her hands together.
Duanmu Huichun said: "What are you doing?"
Ji Miaohua said: "I pray that it doesn't grow."
Duanmu Huichun looked at him carefully for a long while, then shook his head and said, "It's a pity that his eyes..."
Ji Miaohua smiled and said: "Few people in the Jiachi Sect under the Hunhun King dare to look directly into Hu Xianmei's eyes. If we really meet Hu Xianmei's eyes, it means that we have reached our destination."
Footsteps could be heard outside the door, and the big man with a broad face who was hiding among the passers-by yesterday obsequiously leaned against the crack of the door and said, "Hu Huai pays respects to Grandma Hu Xian."
Ji Miaohua and Duanmu Huichun looked at each other.
Ji Miaohua said: "It's so early in the morning, why disturb your dream?"
Hu Huai seemed to be taken aback. He didn't know why she was so different from yesterday. After hesitating for a while, he slapped himself six times, and said in panic, "Your little one is wrong, Grandma Hu Fairy calm down."
Ji Miaohua then said: "What are you here for?"
Hu Huai said: "I'm here to ask grandma, should we put everyone in the car and send them away, or just arrest the two leaders?"
Ji Miaohua said: "Just pretend to be a leader."
"The other..."
"Keep it for now, I'm useful."
Hu Huai suddenly said: "Grandma Hu Fairy, what's wrong with your voice?"
Ji Miaohua said angrily: "If you hadn't disturbed people's dreams early in the morning, how could I have lost my voice?!"
Outside, he thought about it a few more times, and then Hu Huai ran away.
In the room, Duanmu Huichun looked at Ji Miaohua worriedly and said, "Let's not talk about Xiao Deng and Xiaoyan for now. If we leave the others here, we may encounter disasters." Chijiao will never raise them for nothing.I'm afraid that they just left with their front feet, and they will kill people with their back feet.
Ji Miaohua murmured, "Just think of an excuse and let it go."
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