Pets miss

Sitting in the box waiting for Deng Yufan's female guests, they kept smoking cigarettes, one after another.The ashtray on the glass coffee table was piled up with a hill of burnt-yellow cigarette butts in a blink of an eye.

"Hey, how long are you going to keep me waiting?"

She waved her finger with a cigarette in it, frowning and complaining.

"I'm sorry, but he'll be here soon. Please wait a little longer."

Tremblingly guarding in front of the box door, the younger brother poured water repeatedly bowed and apologized, while secretly scolding Deng Yufan for not coming in quickly, if he continues like this, he will definitely become cannon fodder for the wrath of the female guests.

Especially this female guest, from the heavily made-up face, the low-cut satin dress, and the golden designer stilettos, you can immediately see what kind of industry she is engaged in—speaking of the female public relations of the hotel and their Cowherd Shop "Peers", because they understand the unspoken rules of the industry very well, they are also the most difficult and unprovoked type of customers.

He turned his head, wanting to ask the store manager to come over to appease the customers first - he happened to see Deng Yufan entering the store.

Huh, you guy, you're finally here!

Hastily beckoning, silently beckoning him: this way, this way.

Nodding his head, taking three steps in parallel, the handsome man entered the box panting.

"Hi, I'm Deng Yufan, thank you for appointing me to accompany you today! Please give me your advice!" Yufan said with joy in his eyes and high spirits as he introduced himself as soon as he entered the box.

The female guest was taken aback for a moment, then looked at him from top to bottom, from bottom to top, and finally frowned.

"What are you carrying? Is it garbage?"

"Ah!" Yufan yelled, holding up the garbage bag in his hand. "I forgot to take out the trash!"

I am so stupid.When I went out, I obviously wanted to throw the rubbish into the collection area, but the neighbor next door was so mad that I came to work with them all the way.

Seeing him lift up and put down the garbage bag, the female guest screamed in dismay. "Dirty!"

"Dirty?" Yufan shook his head desperately. "Don't worry, this garbage is not dirty. I didn't clean up the toilet garbage today. There are just some packaging bags and hair debris inside. If you don't believe me, I can open it for you to see—"

"Deng Yufan! You idiot!"

Uncle Wan rushed over, without further ado, first took away two bags of garbage, then heavily bowed his head and apologized to the female guest. "This kid has done such an impolite thing to you. On behalf of the 'Sudan', I would like to express my highest apology to you. We, the 'Sudan', will pay the full price for your consumption today. Please bear with me. This kid stayed in the box to apologize for you, if you want to change someone else, just let me know."

The stunned female guest stroked her chest and said angrily, "How do you educate the cowherd in this store? You openly take out the garbage in front of the customers!"

"...It's just rubbish." Yufan frowned aggrievedly.He really doesn't understand, two packs of garbage are not golden bombs, why all the fuss?

"Hush! Don't speak!" Uncle Wan immediately stopped him.

However, the female guest has already heard it. "You mean I'm hysterical and unreasonable?"

"No, no, why are you making trouble for no reason——"

"Shut up! I'm asking him, not you!" The female guest glared fiercely at Yufan and said, "Do you think you're right and I'm making a fuss out of a molehill?"

"Uh... Yufan can't speak very well, please don't take offense." Uncle Wan tried to smooth things over.

"I know whose fault it is." Suddenly, Yufan said these words.

"Who?" The female guest narrowed her eyes.An attitude that as long as Yufan dares to shirk responsibility to her, she will let this restaurant "go around without finishing eating".

"It's all my neighbor's fault."

Yufan sat on the semi-circular sofa seat in the box without asking, picked up the water glass and took a sip.

"Sorry, I'm so thirsty. Since I was late, I didn't dare to walk, so I ran all the way from the MRT station to the store, barely having time to catch my breath."

After explaining, he ignored the astonished expression of the female guest, raised his head and drank all the water, then wiped his mouth.

"...Guest, please listen to me, it's all the fault of that idiot who littered the trash. The community where I live clearly has regulations, and the residents have to take the trash to the large collection box next to the parking lot. Forget it, it’s still placed in front of my house! I’m so annoyed today, so I went to ring the doorbell of his house..."

Yufan didn't notice the people around him, the same "囧" expression appeared on his face, and he talked about their conflict incessantly.

"...It is a great misfortune to have this kind of neighbor. I think when he was in elementary school, there must be no teacher to teach him to take out his own garbage. Fortunately, he looks older than me, so he doesn't even understand this. The next time I catch him throwing garbage at my house, I will definitely report it to the Environmental Protection Agency!"

After he finished speaking, he still didn't forget to turn around and tell the female guest, "So, it's all his fault!"

At this time, Uncle Wan, who was standing aside, put his hand on his forehead, looking like he was about to faint.The little brother pouring water pressed his hands on his stomach, looking like he was having a stomachache.There were also quite a few male publicists who were watching the fun, not only making fun of him, but also looking ashamed of him.

Yufan realized belatedly that he... seemed to be in trouble again?

"Let me summarize your story."

On the contrary, the guest who was very angry at the beginning responded most calmly and said: "The whole thing started with your neighbor littering. In order to deal with it, you went to reason with him. The result was that the reasoning process was too angry, which made you angry." Did you forget to take out the trash to cause this storm?"

That's right, that's right!Yufan nodded.

"So your lateness and the fault of making me wait in the box for so long are also due to scolding him?"

That's right, that's right!Yufan vigorously nodded his head up and down.

"You'll dangle dirty, smelly garbage in front of me and make me scream, isn't it all his?"

Yufan's eyes glowed with worship.

"Guest, you are really amazing. You have said everything I want to say! That's it! Also, I will be scolded by Uncle Wan today, and I will get a bad start when I sit on the stage for the first time. Wait, wait, it can all be said to be that guy's fault! This, what is this called? The pawns standing in rows, the one that was pushed down in one go..." He tilted his head and thought hard, how to express that thing.

"The domino effect?"

"That's right! It's dominoes!" Yu Fan kept clapping his hands. "It's amazing, it's amazing! My guest, have you ever practiced mind reading skills? Why are you so good? You can guess what I want to say one after another!"

At this moment, the female guest with her arms crossed on her chest burst into laughter.

"Back to the north! I originally wanted to spend money to abuse a few cowherds to vent my anger, but I didn't expect you to stuff me with a weird guy. Hahaha... I laughed so hard. The garbage problem in your house is none of my business. Hahahaha, I actually listened to him for more than ten minutes, hahahaha, it's so funny! Do you know where the funniest part is?"

Yu Fanzhang Er King Kong couldn't figure it out, he really didn't know what made her laugh so wildly.

"The funniest thing is that my mother actually spent a lot of money just to listen to this kind of boring story to amuse herself!" After the self-deprecating talk, the expression of the female guest turned lonely and bored. "Go get me the bill, I won't drink today, I'm leaving."

"Yes, yes, come right away." Uncle Wan immediately turned back to the counter.

Only Yufan who didn't understand the situation was left in the box.

"That..." he said hesitantly. "The guest is leaving because I'm not entertaining... well?"

The female guest glanced at him, took another cigarette without saying a word, held it up to her cheek and said, "A lighter."

Yufan was taken aback for a moment, then remembered that it was the publicist's responsibility to light cigarettes for customers.

In a panic, he took out a gold brand-name lighter from his suit pocket, and pressed it handsomely. "Du Peng"!Following the sound, a pinch of small blue flames swayed in the dimly lit box.

"Please..." Yufan carefully guarded the ignition and moved it to the front of the female guest's cigarette.

She leaned forward with a cigarette in her mouth, and the moment she lit it, a thin, winding purple smoke floated upwards.

She stared at the smoke silently for a long time, then turned her head and said to Yu Fan, "My name is Ai Ling—of course, this is my nickname. I work at the "Jin Shi Hotel" across the street."

Hearing about the hotel, Yufan could only think of two things: the endless wine and the explosive liver. "You have worked hard."

She gave him a mocking look, shook her head and said, "You are the most unsuitable cowherd I have ever seen. Boy, listen to my advice and leave this line of work, this line of work is not suitable for you."

Yufan wanted to know, what didn't suit him?But he didn't have a chance to ask, because Uncle Wan had already returned with the bill.He could only watch helplessly as the female guest signed the bill and got up.

"Please come again next time, thank you."

The female guest smiled. "Are you telling me to come and see this scumbag cowherd playing tricks next time? My mother's money is hard-working flesh and blood money, so don't waste it casually."

"In our "Sudan", there are all kinds of male public relations. If Yufan doesn't suit your taste, we have many other types for you to choose from."

"talk later."

Before leaving, the female guest grabbed Yufan's tie, leaned close to his ear and said, "If you want to see what a real 'professional' public relations look like, come to 'Jin Shi' to find me." A picture The business card was stuffed into Yufan's hand.

Yufan couldn't understand more and more.

She didn't persuade herself to leave this business, so why did she ask him to go to her work place to see her work?Should I go by myself?Yufan brought this question to Uncle Wan and asked him to give him some advice.

"Who knows, maybe she's just doing business by the way, don't think too much about it."

Uncle Wan patted Yufan on the shoulder and said: "Although it's a bit unfavorable, you can treat it as a rehearsal before the official performance. Next time a female guest orders your stage, don't fail again. Come on!" "

Yufan nodded, and said to his mother in his heart: Mommy, it seems that it is not easy to "live on your face"!

A few days after the "garbage incident"——

Yufan pressed the switch of the automatic feeder for cat dry food, only a few scattered dry food dropped out.

"Meow..."

The black-and-white cat named "Milk Cow" immediately protested, "How can I get enough to eat with only so much?"It is the most gluttonous, but it can't be hungry for half a day.

"I know, I will go out to replenish food immediately."

There are many cats and dogs in the house, and some dry food and daily necessities (such as cat litter, dog diapers, etc.) often need to be purchased twice a month to be enough.

In the current online shopping market, there are already a wide variety of pet-related products.No need to go out, just move the mouse cursor on the Internet, click a file, and someone will deliver everything that cats and dogs need, from food to drinking water, from beds to iron cages, to your home 24 hours a day for you.

But for people like Yufan who are afraid of computers and don't trust "photos", going directly to the pet store to pick up the goods is still the safest choice for them.

He took his wallet and walked out of the house.On the side of the main road two streets away, there is a large pet store that he frequents - "Fresh Garden".

When entering the store, the young male clerk who was already familiar with him immediately stepped forward to greet him.

"Hello, what do you want to buy today? A cat or a dog?"

"All of them. There are no more cans." Yufan handed the shopping list that he made at home to the male clerk. "That's all, please."

"Okay, please wait a moment!"

The male clerk pushed the shopping cart to collect the items on the list for him.Taking advantage of the waiting time, Yufan went to the shelf where there were many pet toys to see if there was anything new and interesting.

Jingle~ The bell on the shop door rang.

Are there any guests?Yufan remembered that the male shop assistant was helping him to run errands, and the counter in the store was empty at the moment, so he hurried out to help explain.

"That... I'm sorry." He said to the tall figure who just came in: "Please wait a moment, the clerk is busy with my things, and he will--ah!"

The "guest", whose back was turned to Yufan, turned around after hearing his call.

"...It's you." He murmured.

Yufan felt that the originally good mood in the clear sky was suddenly destroyed by a little dark cloud.He straightened his face, maintained basic politeness, and said to Mr. "Neighbor", "Hello."

"You really are everywhere."

As soon as the "neighbor" opened his mouth, it was another angry word.It is rare for Yufan to hate a person so much, to the point where he feels that there is not a single word out of this person's wide mouth that is not irritating.

"I don't put the garbage in front of your house now, you don't want to stop me here because of the garbage problem?" Grinning.

"Smile" is usually used to express goodwill.

However, with this person, Yufan saw for the first time that he could use a "smile" to increase the degree of his unhappiness.

It is a matter of course for the garbage to disappear from his house. Could it be that he has to praise the man for this matter, "You didn't put the garbage in my house, so great"?Yufan deliberately didn't answer his boring question, and said, "Mr. Clerk, go get me some goods. If you want to find him, you may have to wait a while."

"What pets do you have?"

At first he didn't want to answer, but after thinking about it, he was afraid that this guy would think he had some kind of prohibited pet and report to the management center, causing unnecessary trouble, so he finally replied: "...ordinary Meow and woof."

"How many do you have?"

Strange, why does this person have so many questions?Is he a household register investigator of Maokou and Quankou?

"I remember that your room is just one bedroom and one living room, right? If you keep too many pets in a small space, it will easily bring them mental stress. You'd better be careful and pay more attention to their health."

Do you think you are an expert?Yufan hummed and turned his head away, not wanting to pay attention to him, and simply went back to shopping for his pet toys.

The clerk had already pushed the items he ordered and returned to the counter.

"Ah, boss..." the male clerk looked at the neighbor and said trustingly, "You came just in time. Dr. Zhang's patient seems to have a tumor and is taking an X-ray now. Dr. Zhang asked me to convey that if the dean If you are free, please go to the laboratory to have a consultation with him.”

boss?Dean? --he?

Yufan didn't know that this rude man with fierce eyes was not a gangster by profession, but the owner of a pet shop or the director of an animal hospital?He didn't even know which side surprised him more.It should all be surprising!

"Okay." The neighbor left the counter, but turned back after walking two steps and said, "By the way, that little brother lives next door to me. Since he is the neighbor next door, let's give him a [-]% discount for everything in the future!"

Before Yu Fan could respond—or say thank you, the man left.

"It's so enviable. So you and our dean are neighbors? Why didn't you tell me?" The male clerk said with a smile while brushing the goods for him, "You have to be careful in the future, don't let our female clerks I learned that you also live in the Wuai community."

Why is this again?

"They will try their best to visit your house."

The male clerk finished typing out the invoice, then put the things into the cardboard box for him, and said, "Because the dean is the primary target of those who want to catch a wealthy son-in-law, even if you are just a neighbor next door, being able to get married with you is equivalent to It can shorten the distance between yourself and the principal. Those who risk their lives to marry a rich man will never miss this opportunity.”

so scary?Yufan brought up another curiosity that he had from the very beginning——

"Why haven't I seen your dean appear here in the past? When I didn't know, I might have done something to offend him..."

"You lived here in the last two years, so you haven't seen it. Because in the past two years, the dean has been engaged in animal rescue work abroad. He will hand over the affairs of our store to the store manager. The animal hospital is also managed by the acting director. However, he usually uses the Internet phone to contact us from time to time, and we can also contact him through the satellite phone in an emergency, so we don’t particularly feel that he is not with us. Ha, it turns out that this is the first time you have met our dean!"

The male clerk put the packed boxes on a small cart.

"OK, everything is here."

"thanks."

The male clerk sent him to the door, waved his hand and said, "You don't have to be afraid of offending our dean. The dean is well-bred and never loses his temper. Don't worry!"

Yufan put on a smile and waved goodbye, but timidly retorted in his heart——

You are wrong, Mr. Clerk, your dean not only has a bad temper, but also poor self-cultivation. The witness is... me!

But looking at the points he gave himself today, Yufan admitted that he was a villain with an eye for money, and he swallowed the words that came to his lips.

He sat in the lounge of the "Sudan", flipping through the monthly pet magazine.

"Yufan, Channel [-], please!" Uncle Wan poked his head in and said.

"Yes, put it on me!"

After answering energetically, he quickly took out the mirror, combed his hair, adjusted his tie, and groomed himself as quickly as possible. After taking a deep breath, he walked to the third box.

"Ah!" He smiled naturally when he saw the people in the third box. "Miss Ai Ling, hello! Thank you for coming to support me!"

"Yo, I'm here again." She, who always wears heavy makeup, shook the cigarette butt sandwiched between the red Koudan, and said, "Don't you get tired of seeing me and think I've come too many times?"

"No. Not at all. Not at all."

Compared with when she first came in, she was already familiar with the operating procedures of the "public relations" industry. Now Yufan doesn't need to be reminded, she will take the initiative to hold the ashtray and let her throw the butts of the cigarettes in it.

"Hearing you say that, even if it's to coax me, it's still fun. Hey, open me a drink!"

Say the magic word "open wine" and all the male publicists in the box will give a standing ovation.If the price of the opened wine climbs up, in addition to applause, there will be applause of great gratitude, or even more powerful ways of thanking - until now Yufan has not seen the last stage.

In addition to the improvement in entertaining skills, Yufan's coping skills have also improved a lot now.In the past, he may have directly retorted, "I'm really welcome, I'm not kidding you."But now he knows that even if it is the truth, it will sound more false and more unpleasant just because you use it in the wrong way.

So at this time, keeping quiet is the best way to let the female guests have fun.

Although he still didn't understand, how could Miss Ailing feel that he was coaxing her?Originally, he thought that his rude behavior had disappointed her, and he would not come to visit "Sudan" again—now that she not only came back, but also asked him to sit on the stage, this feeling of being lost and found is so happy, how could she not understand?

To put it a bit more grossly, Ms. Ailing is his "first time" for Deng Yufan, and his feelings for her have already surpassed that of ordinary guests, and he is a benefactor who is endlessly grateful!

Even though Yufan’s performance is gradually improving now, it’s not much different if there are many people or few people designated to sit on the stage, but you can’t forget your original intention, let alone the person who gave you the opportunity in the first place, can’t you?

"Hey, why are you in a daze? You just finished praising, and you immediately returned to your original state."

After the laughter stopped, Ai Ling raised the empty wine glass and hinted to Yu Fan to pour the wine.

Yufan quickly took her empty glass and poured another glass for her.

"I've already advertised for you. Tell the other ladies in our store that 'Sudan' has a different kind of cute publicist. Just wait and see, they will definitely come to drink with you right away. Hee hee!"

Yufan shook his head. "No, I don't drink well."

Ai Ling burst into laughter. "Fuck you! No one cares if you can drink well, if you tell you to drink, you must drink!"

"Can't you owe me?"

"That depends on what you use to replace it?" Ai Ling raised her eyebrows suddenly, leaned close to his cheek and said, "My God, your skin is so smooth and tight! What skin care products do you use? "

Yufan doesn't even know what skin care products are, is that something to eat?

"That's great, such a young skin... Hey, it's not like me, once the makeup is removed, it's like a mottled wall, it's shameful."

She pinched his cheek jealously, Yufan felt pain, but did not dare to resist.

"Not to mention a bunch of bullshit troubles that happened recently, making my mother look ten years old overnight, no matter how hard she smokes, it's useless, it's annoying to death."

Looking at Yufan's innocent face and clear black pupils at a close distance, she couldn't help but sighed, and leaned into his arms.

"Hey, hold me and tell me...everything will be fine." Buried in his chest coquettishly.

Yufan rested his hands on the bare back of her dress, not daring to move in a polite manner.In fact, she was afraid that if he moved, the double wave balls that were about to come out from her low-cut dress would pop out, causing all the male PRs to squirt nosebleeds and die.

"It's okay, everything will be fine."

Apparently his consolation didn't have much effect, after a few minutes of rubbing against him, Ai Ling sat up straight again, picked up the wine glass and took a big gulp of wine.

"Pour me another glass."

This is not some oolong tea, this is a strong alcoholic drink!Yufan had to say that her appearance of drinking was unusual, which was very worrying.

"Uh...Miss Ai Ling, do you have any troubles? Can I help you?"

"Hey, how can you help a pauper like you?" After being silent for a while, Ai Ling said mockingly: "If I say that my investment fund has lost [-] million, do you want to lend me [-] million? You are naive, my sister will teach you a lesson, if you want to be a good cowherd, don’t ask others if they need your help, just listen to what troubles others have.”

Yufan didn't understand.

When he was a child, his mother told him that we must help those in need, because what one person cannot do, as long as we help each other, we can get through the difficulties.

He kept his mother's advice in mind, now that he saw others in trouble, how could he not help her?

"I have the money. Let me help you!"

Ai Ling's eyes widened.

Yufan smiled at her again, and said, "There are no difficulties you can't overcome, come on!"

She showed an expression that wanted to cry and laugh, and finally said with a choked voice: "You are an idiot, I said I owed 10 million, even if you lend 90 yuan to my mother, I still owe [-] [-], a drop in the bucket is useless!"

Yufan nodded vigorously with an "um". "It's not 'repaying'. If I help you, you will 'only' owe ninety-nine million."

She opened her eyes again. "You... want to lend me 100 million?"

This is the amount that Yufan can barely make up in his current account.

This money was earned by him working after graduating from junior high school.Except for the meals of Ah Miao and Ah Gou, he will save all his monthly salary.Although his mathematics is very poor, but looking at the numbers in the account, one digit after another slowly climbed up, he would feel a sense of fulfillment in his heart.

"Well, I'll lend it to you."

Being able to help his benefactor, Yufan did not hesitate.

"Just return it to me after Miss Ai Ling gets through the difficulties. Please wait here for a while!"

Yufan hurried into the lounge, and after a while he came back with a cloth bag.He put things in front of Ai Ling.

"There are passbooks and seals inside. I wrote the withdrawal password on the note, so don't lose it."

Still full of disbelief, Ai Ling looked at the note in her hand in turn, then at the little kit, and burst into tears.

"You, you really want to lend it to me?"

Yufan smiled. "Put it away quickly."

Ai Ling threw herself into his arms, crying loudly. "Thank you... thank you... I really need this money... I wanted to end my life today... thank you... thank you so much..."

Very good!

It's great to be able to help.

Yufan hopes that her mother in heaven can feel happy for herself and feel gratified when she sees that her little power can also help others.

In fact, after becoming a cowherd at the beginning, Yufan didn't feel any difference from serving coffee in restaurants in the past, but because he had to drink a lot of wine he didn't like, and had to mix it with the perfume that could cause allergies, Yufan was a little troubled.

He also once wondered if his mother was wrong, and he was simply not suitable for relying on his face for food.However, after this incident, Yufan completely changed his mind.He shouldn't disbelieve his mother's words, mother is always right.

——It turns out that relying on face to eat is such a meaningful thing!

In the future, he has to redouble his efforts to make this face bring happiness to more people!