legal love

In the third episode of the variety show, Bai Yan and Luo Xu's CP fans increased sharply, and there was even a series of fan circles such as a dedicated CP support club, CP website, and CP fans.

This is what Luo Xu hopes to see. If you want to lose fans in same-sex marriages, you must first be vaccinated.

Naturally, there are Wei Fans and Poison Fans who firmly oppose it, and most of them are black and white.

The news that Bai Yan used to sleep with him once again flooded the sky, and within two days, it was all suppressed again.Bai Yan knew that it was Luo Xu who made people feel oppressed, so it turned out that this was the feeling of being covered by others.

Bai Yan thanked him and knocked on Luo Xu's door in the middle of the night carrying a pot of boiled corn.

They are in the village, and they live in different farmers' homes.Luo Xu lived in a special house, an empty house.Knowing that he likes to be quiet, the program team specially arranged for him.

Luo Xu had already changed into pajamas, opened the door, and stared at the boiled corn in Bai Yan's hand, wondering what he wanted to do.

"Eat it? Grandma just cooked it for me."

"Who eats corn in the middle of the night?"

"Us."

Luo Xu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and turned to let Bai Yan in.

It was getting late, and everyone in the program team was asleep.Bai Yan specially picked a time when no one was taking pictures, and Luo Xu saw Bai Yan who was peeling corn husks, and reminded him: "Next time, come when they are not asleep."

Bai Yan didn't react for a moment.

"It's better to take pictures."

"...I didn't think about it that much, I just wanted to thank you." Bai Yan didn't dare to stay for a long time, for fear of affecting Luo Xu's rest.

This sentence was photographed, as if to chase away customers.

Bai Yan drooped his head, a little frustrated, as if he was not in front of the camera, there was no need for the two of them to interact.He thought, this is what Luo Xu said.In Bai Yan's view, it was a great sacrifice for Luo Xu to accompany him to the countryside to do variety shows.

Seeing his sudden silence, Luo Xu didn't understand, so he said, "Also, there's no need to thank you for everything."

"I just want to thank you. I can't help it." Bai Yan pointed to the corn, "I overheard Zhao Ming saying that you get hungry very easily. It's a poor country here. I think you eat quite well every night. few."

It is true that Luo Xu is not used to the food here, but every time he sees Bai Yan, he eats a lot.

Bai Yan looks very picky eater, but in reality he is not picky eater, while Luo Xu looks not picky eater, but in reality he is very picky eater.

Luo Xu has a lot of problems, he doesn't eat fast food, instant noodles, or a lot of things.But he likes to eat corn. After Bai Yan called Zhao Ming again and asked about the glutinous corn that Grandma secretly bought.

Luo Xu's mood slowed down a bit, and his tone was very light: "You really don't have to thank me all the time."

"But every time my black material comes up, you find someone to help me cover it in time." Bai Yan lowered his head and handed the peeled corn to Luo Xu, "I know you are going to say that you are following the contract and following the script , so I don’t thank you very much, corn represents my heart.”

Luo Xu squeezed the corn, as if there was a real heart in it, it was hot in the palm of his hand.

Bai Yan brought a pot of corn and a heart of gratitude.

Bai Yan didn't stay long, he peeled two corns, gave one to Luo Xu, and took the other to eat on the way.It's like taking away one heart and leaving the rest to Luo Xu.

At the end, after walking a long way, Luo Xu suddenly chased after him: "Bai Yan!"

Bai Yan turned his head, still chewing corn, puffing his cheeks: "What's wrong?"

"Thank you." Luo Xu lifted a mouthful of untouched corn in his hand.

Bai Yan smiled happily, and faintly said under the moonlight: "Why did you thank me, this corn is so good."

"It's okay." Luo Xu was actually a little embarrassed.

"Haha."

In the next few days, several celebrities continued to draw mission cards.

The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, Bai Yan finally got the chance to feed the pigs.His face turned dark, and Bai Yan couldn't stand the thought of being humiliated by a pig again.Why is he so unwelcoming? When Momo went to feed her, he didn't see her being raped.

Hey, Bai Yan sighed.

A pig is a domestic pig, but its temper is that of a wild boar.

Bai Yan reluctantly cut up pigweed and scattered it in the pigsty.There are a few pigs who don't show face, they gather in the crowd and don't come out to eat, they are thieves.The pig farmer on the side said: "Young man, go in and feed! If you don't eat a meal, they will have trouble at night!"

Bai Yan had a headache and couldn't refuse in front of the camera, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and enter the pigsty.

Just two steps in, a pig snorted angrily.Bai Yan didn't dare to move, and backed out again.For the sake of the show effect, the program team persuaded him, "What should go is still going, Bai Yan, we also want to edit you better." Bai Yan gritted his teeth and went in.

After a while, Bai Yan was chased by pigs and ran in circles.

In fact, most pigs are mild-tempered and easy to get along with, but this one didn't like Bai Yan from the beginning, just like those black fans.Wherever Bai Yan hides, he pursues, if there is no secret love between the two of them, then there is enmity.

"Help, ah, ah—"

Bai Yan jumped, and his whole body hung on Luo Xu who came to look for him.

Luo Xu frowned: "You stink."

"Don't you stink when you feed the pigs?" Bai Yan's eyes were red, as if complaining, but also as if begging for mercy, "Can you help me scare them?"

"Don't go."

"Why, they behaved as soon as you passed by! You see, when I came to you, they stopped chasing me!"

"You say I smell bad, I won't go." Luo Xu said deliberately.

Bai Yan scolded him a hundred times in his heart, and said softly on his face, "You don't stink, I stink the most. Luo Xu, you are the only man in the whole world who smells delicious even if he feeds pigs!"

"Okay, let's go down." Luo Xu patted Bai Yan's back, surprisingly coaxing.

It was only then that Bai Yan realized that he was hanging on Luo Xu's body. Many of the staff behind him were laughing, and the photographer was having a great time taking pictures.Bai Yan was quite embarrassed, and followed Luo Xu aggrievedly.

The pig is honest, but the staff of the program group are not honest.

Give them a little bit of sweetness, and they dug hard. If the show continues to air, it will almost become the [-] o'clock schedule of his and Luo Xu's CP.

When the two were cutting pigweed, they whispered.

Bai Yan said: "This pig must have a crush on you."

Luo Xu was speechless.

Bai Yan snorted: "Look, it doesn't look right at you."

"It's scary."

"Then you tell him, I'll be nothing with you right away, logically it has to be afraid of me." He said confidently.

"well?"

"That's all."

Luo Xu was straightforward: "Marry."

"Yes!" Bai Yan thought about it, and quickly stopped him, "It's recording a show, don't break the news!"

"It can be cut off." Luo Xu said calmly.

A big boss is a big boss, and these little stars are incomparable, incomparable.

In the last episode of recording, the program team bought the pig that was so vicious to Bai Yan and made it into a roast suckling pig.

Everyone gathered around the fire to eat roasted pigs, Bai Yan said to Luo Xu: "The program team is really amazing, on such a hot day, let's eat roasted pigs around the fire."

Momo heard it, bit the pork and complained: "Yeah, my makeup feels like it's going to fall off."

After getting along for a period of time, everyone is somewhat familiar with each other.Xiao Fei likes to chat with Bai Yan very much, and even made an appointment to have a drink together when the show is over, and Bai Yan readily agreed.The folk singer Da Zhuang was relatively silent, holding a guitar and composing a song written for this variety show.

To be honest, it's very average.

Bai Yan probably knows why Da Zhuang hasn't been very popular all this time, it's really average.

But everyone was very moved and started to cry.It was Momo who was the first to show affection. She cried like a pear blossom with rain, and the camera immediately focused on him.She choked up and talked about her feelings, her dismay for the show, and her growth and dreams.

"Especially this little pig, it makes me sad to think that I have fed it," she said.

Bai Yan thought to himself: Shit, you are the happiest when you say you want to roast a pig.

When it was Bai Yan's turn, Bai Yan brewed up his emotions and felt that he had nothing to say, but he didn't want to fool around casually.I sincerely expressed my thoughts: "This show is the happiest I have ever been in a variety show. Because Luo Xu helped me control the pigs, I was not cheated by the pigs, so I am very happy."

Luo Xu happened to be drinking water, and he burst out laughing.

Bai Yan looked at him: "Don't laugh, I'm serious."

"Hahaha——" Luo Xu couldn't help it.

Mo Mo, Xiao Fei, Da Zhuang and others all cast surprised looks, because it was the first time Luo Xu smiled like this since he participated in the program for so long.

Originally, a great god like him is aloof, how could he come to participate in this small variety show.Thinking about it now, it was probably because of Bai Yan?

Momo is even more determined to be a CP fan.

After this episode aired, fans found out the variety show that Bai Yan had participated in a long time ago.In less than a day, the video of Bai Yan being slapped by a pig covered the entire Weibo.

Bai Yan picked up the phone, remembering the fear of being dominated by Zhu Gong that year.

Seemingly "extraordinary", Bai Yan, who was actually off-line and humiliated by the pig, not only ate the pig that humiliated him, but also received a luncheon meat endorsement for it.The slogan of the ad is - if you push me again, I will eat you!

Bai Yan didn't want to pick it up at first, it's too silly.But brother Xu thinks it's not possible, you have to take it.Your enthusiasm hasn't gone down yet, hurry up and stir it up, lest Zhao Ming say that they don't care and don't work hard to hold back others.

No, this luncheon meat brand is sold out.

Bai Yan was coaxed for a moment, turned around and sang in the advertising industry.

In order to express their joy, the brand gave Bai Yan [-] boxes of luncheon meat, which was quite delicious.He did not forget to send a few boxes to his family. After Bai Feng ate it, he found it delicious, and bought three more boxes out of his own pocket. In the end, both brothers ate until they felt like vomiting.

Luo Xu is very sensible, he does not eat.

He is a wolf, eating corn but not luncheon meat, which surprised Bai Yan for a long time.

And Zhao Ming sent all the luncheon meat that Bai Yan gave to relatives, and complained to Luo Xu: "Bai Yan is crazy, he sent me eight boxes of luncheon meat!!"

"He's trying to please you."

"???"

Luo Xu patted Zhao Ming on the shoulder: "You are too fierce to him, don't be so fierce in the future."

Zhao Ming was confused, he stopped Luo Xu: "Wait, Luo Xu, you can't be..."

"what?"

"You like him, don't you? Why are you so nice to him? Or do you really have something in his hands?!" Zhao Ming said all the two possibilities he could think of, and he hoped it was the latter.

Luo Xu vetoed him: "Don't think too much."

"I'm just worried about you going astray."

"Do you think Bai Yan is going astray?"

"Otherwise, he has slept with so many people, so...so dirty! He must be scheming, and scheming is the most terrifying thing." Maybe you are just one of his hunting targets.

But Zhao Ming didn't even think about it, if Bai Yan really had such a deep routine, he wouldn't have been struggling at the bottom for so many years.Those who hate him will never see his goodness, and a black material can be read for a lifetime.

But in Luo Xu's eyes, Bai Yan is a little fool from now on.

Luo Xu didn't care if Bai Yan slept with him or not, it was the past after all.Don't talk about virginity in this circle, people who have no background and no strength want to be popular, how many people have never been slept with?He didn't know if the current Bai Yan was pretending, but at least the Bai Yan seen in Luo Xu's eyes was quite sincere.

During this period of contact, Luo Xu's view of Bai Yan has really changed.

Even if he really slept with Luo Xu before, now that he is with Luo Xu, he has to correct himself.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Zhao Ming became anxious: "Anyway, you can't like him!"

Luo Xu touched his chin: "No."

"That's good."

but.

"Zhao Ming, your vision of people is too narrow."

At this moment, Bai Yan, who was filming the second issue of luncheon meat commercial, sneezed.

Ah, someone must be talking about him behind his back.

Could it be Bai Feng?I heard that he had a nausea from luncheon meat and missed a blind date.Taking advantage of the rest, Bai Yan sent Bai Feng a WeChat message: [Dididi, call my brother, call my brother. ]

Bai Feng: [If you fart, let it go. ]

Bai Yan: [How are Mom and Dad? ]

Bai Feng: [Very good. ]

Bai Yan: [Did you wear the clothes I bought for them? ]

Bai Feng: [I didn’t wear it, but put it in the closet. ]

Bai Yan: [One day my parents will accept me in the entertainment industry, right? ]

Bai Feng: [As long as you don't let go of those gossips, they won't be angry. ]

At first, his parents objected to Bai Yan's involvement in the entertainment industry, one was because he insisted on going his own way and did not study medicine, and the other was that he made pornographic headlines almost every day.Father Bai was always rigid, but after seeing the news, he almost had a heart attack in anger, that's why he talked about severing the relationship later.

But Bai Yan is the meat that fell from them, how could he be willing to throw it away.

It was just angry words, who knew that the youngest son was honest, and was too scared to go home.

From time to time, he would ask his elder brother to bring things back, and the old couple always felt that Bai Yan would figure it out after a long time, but who knew it would take all these years.

On the contrary, the two sides became in a situation of being in a stalemate, one did not answer, and the other did not shout.

Bai Feng was caught in the middle, busy with work and family, he wanted to beat Bai Yan several times.

[By the way, who is coming with you? ]

Bai Feng's WeChat message made Bai Yan not sure how to respond.He hasn't told his family that he broke up with his senior and was still dumped.

So embarrassing.

A few years earlier, when he came out with his family, the world was turned upside down and he was the one to blame.Father Bai's hands trembled angrily, unable to hold back his son, he finally agreed.As a result, a few years later, he was dumped.When Bai Yan thought about it now, he realized that he was the only one who turned the world upside down.

The senior only went to Bai's house once, and never went there again.

Bai Yan carried thousands of troops for him, but he fled away.

Bai Yan was in a trance, immersed in the memories of the past, and unconsciously cursed: "Dog."

Brother Xu passed by and said hello: "What's wrong with me? Are you scolding me?"

inexplicably.

After finishing work, Bai Yan thought about it and made a phone call with Luo Xu.

This was probably the first time they talked on the phone. Hearing Luo Xu's gentle voice coming from the phone, Bai Yan was suddenly a little excited.Neither sitting nor standing, and finally strolled around the balcony in a piggy pajamas, pursing the corners of his mouth shyly: "I'm not used to calling you."

"What's the matter?" Luo Xu just arrived home, put down the car keys, and laughed quietly.

"I just want to ask you something."

"You said."

Bai Yan felt that the balcony was not safe, so he walked back to the living room.Brother Xu hasn't come back yet. He sits on the sofa and picks his fingers: "Should we hide our fake marriage from the family?"

"How to hide it? When the time comes, the news will be reported, and it will be hard not to see it." Luo Xu is still quite confident about how popular he is.

"That's not what I mean, what I mean is, have you told your parents? That we are actually a fake marriage."

"said."

"So fast……"

"Otherwise, it's impossible for the family to agree to such absurd thing." Luo Xu poured a glass of water, and the sound of water came into Bai Yan's ears.

Accompanied by the word 'ridiculous', Bai Yan smiled bitterly: "That's true."

Luo Xu was popular, but he was still a man who wanted to marry a vase artist with a poor reputation and no strength.Even if same-sex marriage has been legalized in the country, many families still will not agree.Luo Xu's use of the word 'absurd' is very appropriate, these two words should be what the senior wanted to express to him the most.

Luo Xu heard his frustration: "Sorry, I used the wrong word. The absurdity is for my family, not for me. My family... is more complicated."

In order to end this embarrassing topic, Luo Xu immediately continued: "What do you want to tell me?"

Bai Yan was coaxed by his apology, he was really easy to coax.

He whispered: "I don't want to tell my family that I am a fake marriage."

"Ok?"

"I want to tell them that we are really married." Bai Yan wondered, "My family is quite rigid, if it's a fake marriage, my parents will be in a hurry with me."

Luo Xu disagreed: "If it's a real marriage, I can't satisfy you just because the parents of both parties meet."

"It's okay, as long as you go home with me!"

"..."

"Do you want to?"

If you don't want me to think of a way, I have to tie you back.

Unexpectedly, Luo Xu replied: "Okay. When?"

"When are we going to get married?"

"About two months."

"Then next month."