Qiao Qiao felt that his fame for the rest of his life was ruined by this photo.
He actually asked him what he was doing,
Qiao Qiao hesitated and refused to speak.
He even threatened him: "If you don't tell me, I'll ask my aunt."
Qiao Qiao made a move to grab it, and the two wrestled together on the bed, sweating all over.
She actually hugged him and kissed him twice, coquettishly: "Tell me quickly!"
Qiao Qiao had no choice but to tell him his glorious deeds.
At that time, he was only six or seven years old, and he had acute jaundice hepatitis, and he needed a stool test. At that time, children who peed and pooped were not in the toilet, so they could just find a place where there was no one. Chen Xuejun took him to the back of the hospital and put him on the bed. Get some soil and let him squat up and pull it.
In fact, it's about pulling papa, the more I want to pull it, the more I can't pull it out, Qiao Qiao is so anxious that his head is sweating, but he still can't pull it out.
Chen Xuejun stood on the side, covered his mouth and smiled and said, "Come on, son, work hard, he will come out soon!" It was as if she was giving birth to a woman.
Qiao Qiao's little face was blushing, and he pulled it out a little bit with all his strength, and then the cleaner came over, and a Tie Qiu stretched out to his buttocks to shovel away the poop.
Qiao Qiao was startled, and stood up without even lifting his trousers, and then watched the cleaners shovel away all the poop that he worked so hard to pull out. He was completely stunned, and his mind went blank.
Chen Xuejun laughed uncontrollably next to him, and didn't tell the cleaner to put him down, but was still taking pictures of him with the camera.
As a result, the photo showed Qiao Qiao staring at Tie Qiu's poop with her bare butt and bitter face, all in a daze.
He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he rolled on the bed, but Qiao Qiao rubbed him with his hands, and he was ticklish, turning over on the bed like a fish.
In fact, people are so strange. Usually, when others touch and touch them, they feel itchy, and they want to hide.But it's okay to touch yourself, and the teasing during sex won't itch.
Qiao Qiao waited for him to stop laughing before leading him to another place to have a look.
Qiao's house is on an old street in Donghu District. The house is also an old house. It was left to his father by his grandfather, and he has not changed it since he got used to it.Enter the old house from the main entrance. It is a small two-story building. After passing through, there is a patio. Behind the patio is the lobby. There are stairs behind the lobby, which can go up to both sides. Behind the lobby is a small courtyard with many flowers and plants, which are beautifully maintained. .There is a river from the back of the small courtyard, and there is a small canoe behind Qiao's house.
Qiao Qiao asked unexpectedly: "Going to play by boat?"
"Of course!" I was a little excited, "I haven't made this kind of boat before."
Qiao Qiao went back and told Chen Xuejun
Chen Xuejun said: "Don't go out yet, the meal will be ready soon, go play after eating, I will ask your father to row the boat for you."
He even said, "No, no, it's too much trouble for Uncle."
Chen Xuejun said: "What's the trouble, his father is idle."
Qiao Qiao interrupted her: "He's leaving you two to play, don't follow us"
Chen Xuejun understood: "Oh~ I was negligent, okay, you two can play after dinner, Qiao Qiao can row anyway."
In Qiao Qiao's family, there is no such rule as "no talking when eating, no talking when sleeping".
Chen Xuejun let him sit next to him, and kept picking up food for him while talking to him.
"Come on, let's try this, Auntie's special dish"
Unexpectedly, he has been working hard to eat so that he can't speak back, even so, the speed of eating is still not as fast as Chen Xuejun's clipping speed for him.
Qiao Qiao stretched out his chopsticks to rescue him, but Chen Xuejun knocked his chopsticks away: "Is there not enough food on the plate for you?"
Qiao Qiao had no choice but to give Ran Ran a self-seeking look, and signaled Qiao Weiyu to take care of his wife.
Qiao Weiyu glared at him, and then put his own bowl in front of Chen Xuejun: "Xuejun help me pick up the last dish, I can't reach it."
Chen Xuejun: "If you can't reach it, won't you stand up to pick it up? How old are you and someone will pick it up for you? Don't you have long hands?" She pointed at Qiao Qiao again: "Let your son pick it up for you."
Qiao Weiyu shrugged, expressing that he was helpless.
Qiao Qiao: "..." It's not Dad, can your acting skills be more perfunctory?I'm afraid I don't see that you don't want to persuade me at all?
Fortunately, Chen Xuejun no longer served unexpectedly.
After eating for a while, Chen Xuejun asked unexpectedly: "When are you going to get married?"
Actually lowered his head and said nothing, Qiao Qiao said: "You just wait and see, I won't pick either."
Chen Xuejun felt that his son was mentally handicapped: "What's so difficult about it? When did you meet? When did you confirm your relationship? Why don't you just pick a day like this? Now it's not the same as before."
Qiao Qiao: "..." Mom, why do you know better than me?
Qiao Qiao asked unexpectedly: "What about you?"
I actually blushed, as if I could do whatever you said.
Well, Qiao Qiao circled the day when they confirmed their relationship and showed it to Chen Xuejun.
Chen Xuejun said: "No. 20 in May, what a wonderful day!" But she still asked people to check the almanac, and the servant replied that it was okay, and it said it was suitable for marriage.
Qiao Qiao and Ran's wedding date was set just like that, and unexpectedly blushed throughout the whole process. Chen Xuejun asked his opinion from time to time, and he said in a mosquito-like voice, "It's okay."
Chen Xuejun had to discuss with them the format of the wedding and the guests to invite.
Qiao Weiyu finally couldn't take it anymore, and put down the chopsticks: "Eat well, and we can discuss these matters after the meal!"
Chen Xuejun pouted, her face full of unhappiness: "Why are you so fierce!"
Qiao Weiyu said in a good voice: "Eat first, the food will not taste good when it gets cold, and the children will stay at home for a few days, don't worry, ah"
Only then did Chen Xuejun give up, and most of the lunch was cooked by Chen Xuejun. She was so good at cooking that even those who were not used to southern food thought Chen Xuejun's cooking was delicious.
He actually sighed, why didn't Qiao Qiao inherit a little bit of his mother's cooking talent?If I was a bit lazy and didn't want to cook for Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao could always make him scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Although there were some variations, scrambled eggs with tomatoes were still scrambled eggs with tomatoes in essence.
After lunch, after a short rest, Qiao Qiao began to drag him to the small garden for a walk to digest food.After eating, he dragged the person into the room to take a nap.
After sleeping until after two o'clock in the afternoon, Qiao Qiao woke him up and said that he would take him to go boating.
Unexpectedly, Ji Ling got up from the bed, his eyes were bright, and he stared at Qiao Qiao longingly, Qiao Qiao couldn't hold back, and threw him on the bed.
The author has something to say:
I visited an ancient house in an ancient town last year. I almost forgot what it was. I had some references when writing about Qiao’s house.
He actually asked him what he was doing,
Qiao Qiao hesitated and refused to speak.
He even threatened him: "If you don't tell me, I'll ask my aunt."
Qiao Qiao made a move to grab it, and the two wrestled together on the bed, sweating all over.
She actually hugged him and kissed him twice, coquettishly: "Tell me quickly!"
Qiao Qiao had no choice but to tell him his glorious deeds.
At that time, he was only six or seven years old, and he had acute jaundice hepatitis, and he needed a stool test. At that time, children who peed and pooped were not in the toilet, so they could just find a place where there was no one. Chen Xuejun took him to the back of the hospital and put him on the bed. Get some soil and let him squat up and pull it.
In fact, it's about pulling papa, the more I want to pull it, the more I can't pull it out, Qiao Qiao is so anxious that his head is sweating, but he still can't pull it out.
Chen Xuejun stood on the side, covered his mouth and smiled and said, "Come on, son, work hard, he will come out soon!" It was as if she was giving birth to a woman.
Qiao Qiao's little face was blushing, and he pulled it out a little bit with all his strength, and then the cleaner came over, and a Tie Qiu stretched out to his buttocks to shovel away the poop.
Qiao Qiao was startled, and stood up without even lifting his trousers, and then watched the cleaners shovel away all the poop that he worked so hard to pull out. He was completely stunned, and his mind went blank.
Chen Xuejun laughed uncontrollably next to him, and didn't tell the cleaner to put him down, but was still taking pictures of him with the camera.
As a result, the photo showed Qiao Qiao staring at Tie Qiu's poop with her bare butt and bitter face, all in a daze.
He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and he rolled on the bed, but Qiao Qiao rubbed him with his hands, and he was ticklish, turning over on the bed like a fish.
In fact, people are so strange. Usually, when others touch and touch them, they feel itchy, and they want to hide.But it's okay to touch yourself, and the teasing during sex won't itch.
Qiao Qiao waited for him to stop laughing before leading him to another place to have a look.
Qiao's house is on an old street in Donghu District. The house is also an old house. It was left to his father by his grandfather, and he has not changed it since he got used to it.Enter the old house from the main entrance. It is a small two-story building. After passing through, there is a patio. Behind the patio is the lobby. There are stairs behind the lobby, which can go up to both sides. Behind the lobby is a small courtyard with many flowers and plants, which are beautifully maintained. .There is a river from the back of the small courtyard, and there is a small canoe behind Qiao's house.
Qiao Qiao asked unexpectedly: "Going to play by boat?"
"Of course!" I was a little excited, "I haven't made this kind of boat before."
Qiao Qiao went back and told Chen Xuejun
Chen Xuejun said: "Don't go out yet, the meal will be ready soon, go play after eating, I will ask your father to row the boat for you."
He even said, "No, no, it's too much trouble for Uncle."
Chen Xuejun said: "What's the trouble, his father is idle."
Qiao Qiao interrupted her: "He's leaving you two to play, don't follow us"
Chen Xuejun understood: "Oh~ I was negligent, okay, you two can play after dinner, Qiao Qiao can row anyway."
In Qiao Qiao's family, there is no such rule as "no talking when eating, no talking when sleeping".
Chen Xuejun let him sit next to him, and kept picking up food for him while talking to him.
"Come on, let's try this, Auntie's special dish"
Unexpectedly, he has been working hard to eat so that he can't speak back, even so, the speed of eating is still not as fast as Chen Xuejun's clipping speed for him.
Qiao Qiao stretched out his chopsticks to rescue him, but Chen Xuejun knocked his chopsticks away: "Is there not enough food on the plate for you?"
Qiao Qiao had no choice but to give Ran Ran a self-seeking look, and signaled Qiao Weiyu to take care of his wife.
Qiao Weiyu glared at him, and then put his own bowl in front of Chen Xuejun: "Xuejun help me pick up the last dish, I can't reach it."
Chen Xuejun: "If you can't reach it, won't you stand up to pick it up? How old are you and someone will pick it up for you? Don't you have long hands?" She pointed at Qiao Qiao again: "Let your son pick it up for you."
Qiao Weiyu shrugged, expressing that he was helpless.
Qiao Qiao: "..." It's not Dad, can your acting skills be more perfunctory?I'm afraid I don't see that you don't want to persuade me at all?
Fortunately, Chen Xuejun no longer served unexpectedly.
After eating for a while, Chen Xuejun asked unexpectedly: "When are you going to get married?"
Actually lowered his head and said nothing, Qiao Qiao said: "You just wait and see, I won't pick either."
Chen Xuejun felt that his son was mentally handicapped: "What's so difficult about it? When did you meet? When did you confirm your relationship? Why don't you just pick a day like this? Now it's not the same as before."
Qiao Qiao: "..." Mom, why do you know better than me?
Qiao Qiao asked unexpectedly: "What about you?"
I actually blushed, as if I could do whatever you said.
Well, Qiao Qiao circled the day when they confirmed their relationship and showed it to Chen Xuejun.
Chen Xuejun said: "No. 20 in May, what a wonderful day!" But she still asked people to check the almanac, and the servant replied that it was okay, and it said it was suitable for marriage.
Qiao Qiao and Ran's wedding date was set just like that, and unexpectedly blushed throughout the whole process. Chen Xuejun asked his opinion from time to time, and he said in a mosquito-like voice, "It's okay."
Chen Xuejun had to discuss with them the format of the wedding and the guests to invite.
Qiao Weiyu finally couldn't take it anymore, and put down the chopsticks: "Eat well, and we can discuss these matters after the meal!"
Chen Xuejun pouted, her face full of unhappiness: "Why are you so fierce!"
Qiao Weiyu said in a good voice: "Eat first, the food will not taste good when it gets cold, and the children will stay at home for a few days, don't worry, ah"
Only then did Chen Xuejun give up, and most of the lunch was cooked by Chen Xuejun. She was so good at cooking that even those who were not used to southern food thought Chen Xuejun's cooking was delicious.
He actually sighed, why didn't Qiao Qiao inherit a little bit of his mother's cooking talent?If I was a bit lazy and didn't want to cook for Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao could always make him scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Although there were some variations, scrambled eggs with tomatoes were still scrambled eggs with tomatoes in essence.
After lunch, after a short rest, Qiao Qiao began to drag him to the small garden for a walk to digest food.After eating, he dragged the person into the room to take a nap.
After sleeping until after two o'clock in the afternoon, Qiao Qiao woke him up and said that he would take him to go boating.
Unexpectedly, Ji Ling got up from the bed, his eyes were bright, and he stared at Qiao Qiao longingly, Qiao Qiao couldn't hold back, and threw him on the bed.
The author has something to say:
I visited an ancient house in an ancient town last year. I almost forgot what it was. I had some references when writing about Qiao’s house.
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