no thunder

He said clearly, "My dear son, don't worry, Uncle Lu's Xiaomu is definitely not as handsome as you tonight, I believe my mother's taste!"

Lu Nie and his family have been close friends since childhood. Lu Mu has a good brain and Nie Ruining has good skills. The two sons have different styles but are equally outstanding. They have always been the pride of Lu's mother and Nie's mother.Nie Ruining couldn't help crying silently when he heard the words──Mom, the issues we worry about don't belong to the same planet at all, okay?

Nie's mother, who pulled her handsome son around and turned around, became more and more satisfied and happier. She looked at her watch and it was almost time, so she called the other two members of the family, "My son is packed, old man, Xiaoqing, you are all ready!" Yet?"

Nie Ruining turned his head, Nie's father was wearing a dark black retro gown, and walked out calmly with his hands behind his back. His style was not like the owner of a car repair shop, but like the boss of the old youth gang; Wearing a rhinestone hairpin, she lost her usual tomboy carefreeness and added a little more of the innocence and quietness of a young girl.

Nie Ruining said, "Mom, what route is our family taking?"

Mother Nie said, "Silly son, this is the most popular mix-and-match style now."

Nie Ruining looked at the pure Western-style attire of himself and his sister in suits and dresses, and at the pure Chinese-style attire of his father and mother in long gowns and cheongsams, and instantly realized.

So half an hour later, there were four more gorgeous figures at the reception area at the entrance of the Fortune Restaurant.

Nie Ruining was forced to stand at the door to welcome the guests, allowing everyone to admire him in a stately manner.The guests who came here were either relatives or friends, no matter the three aunts, eight aunts, seven uncles or six uncles, the first reaction when they saw Nie Ruining was surprisingly the same, "Oh, this is Xiao Ning who ran around the street in crotch pants when I was a child? Tsk tsk Unbelievable, very handsome, very handsome!"

Nie Ruining vomited blood in his heart but had to put on a sincere and flattered smile on his face, "Third Aunt/Eighth Aunt/Seventh Uncle/Sixth Uncle...you really know how to joke, hehehehehehe."

The opening time set on the invitation was 06:30 p.m., and around [-]:[-], the seats in the hall were filled one after another. Father Nie and Mother Nie went in to greet the guests, leaving only Nie Ruining and Nie Qing standing guard at the door.When Nie Ruining raised his wrist to look at his watch again, Nie Qing who was standing beside him said coolly, "Don't look, my brother-in-law will come for such an important day."

Nie Ruining lowered his wrist calmly, "Xiaoqing, did anyone tell you that a girl with a snarky mouth won't be able to get married?"

Nie Qing smiled and said, "Brother, did I tell you that every time you change the subject, your right eyelid will cramp?"

After arguing for a while, the two saw a Land Rover come out steadily from the heavy traffic, parked at the parking space of the restaurant with a creak, and three people got out of the car.

"Mother Lu Bo Lu, you are finally here!"

Nie Qing threw herself into Lu's mother's arms like a moth flying into a flame, coquettishly, she was raised by Lu's family since she was a child, so she was naturally a little closer than ordinary elders.

"Hehe, the traffic jam is late, Xiaoqing is so beautiful today, and Xiaoning has grown into a handsome boy."

Although Lu Mu's father, Lu Su, is a celebrity in the business world, he has never put on airs in front of Nie Ruining's family. One is that Lu Su and his wife and Nie's parents have been classmates since high school, and the second son, Lu Mu, grew up with Nie Ruining. The brothers are lucky to be three points. Although Lu Su is busy with his career and the family can't move around often, the relationship is so strong that it cannot be faked.

Nie Ruining exchanged a few words with Lu Su's father, and asked Nie Qing to accompany the two elders into the hall. Lu Mu had been standing quietly behind his father since he appeared. At this time, there were only two of them left at the door, and Nie Ruining was taken aback by him. Uncomfortable, he couldn't help reaching out and tugging at the tight neckline.

"I know it's weird to dress like this, just laugh if you want!"

Lu Mu wore a light gray shirt with vertical stripes today, which was casual and elegant yet steady. He looked at Nie Ruining for a long time, and finally stepped forward, gently grabbed Nie Ruining's wrist, leaned close to his ear and whispered, "Follow me!" Walk.

The second floor of Hongyun Restaurant is a guest room for guests to rest. Nie Ruining was grabbed by Lu Mu and ran upstairs. He was afraid of disturbing the people in the hall and did not dare to make too much noise, so he had to let Lu Mu drag him all the way.

All the waiters and customers were busy in the lobby on the first floor, and the entire second floor was empty. Lu Mu opened a room and gently pushed Nie Ruining in.

"The banquet is about to start, what are you doing here with me!?"

Lu Mu stared at Nie Ruining and smiled, but said nothing.Nie Ruining's chest was thumping violently when he saw him, and he stretched out his hand to shake him away. Lu Mu grabbed his shoulders and gently wrapped him between his arms and the wall.

"Rui Ning."

"what?"

"You look so handsome today."

"Nonsense! Someday I won't be handsome!"

"Do you know why I dragged you to the second floor?"

"The devil knows."

"Idiot, I want to kiss you."

A slightly smiling expression, pampering, pampering, unique, only belongs to her own tenderness.

Nie Ruining bit his lower lip. He didn't speak, and Lu Mu didn't make another move.The two stared at each other quietly for a while, when there was the sound of chaotic footsteps on the stairs.

"If you don't kiss again, do you want to wait for my father and your father to watch the live broadcast?"

Lu Mu let out a low laugh. He lowered his head and gently kissed Nie Ruining's soft lips.

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Brother Lu, who was disturbed by Rui Ning, is great, hahaha

A world without thunder 46 celebration banquet oolong incident

Issue time: 4/62011 Update time: 04/062011

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Teenagers in love are always the most beautiful.

Nie Ruining, who secretly exchanged sweet kisses with Lu Mu in a room on the second floor, walked down the stairs with pink bubbles floating above her head. Nie Ruining was surrounded by his parents and sisters to offer a toast to thank the guests. When he finally got back to his seat, the three members of Lu's family were already full.

"Does it matter?" Lu Mu opened the seat next to him, and Nie Ruining, who had been drunk a lot by relatives and friends, finally sat down. He reached out and picked up a chopstick vermicelli and put it into Nie Ruining's bowl, "Hurry up and order something warm. Stomach."

"What's this little wine? It's all right!" Nie Ruining shook his head, grabbed a bottle of red wine in front of him and filled his glass, then lifted the glass and stood up shaking, "Mother Lu Bolu, since you were young, you have treated me like Like my own son, I respect you for this cup!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his head and was about to pour the wine into his mouth. Lu Mu frowned and snatched the glass from his hand. No one knew Nie Ruining's drinking capacity, so how could Lu Mu not know. "This table is all my family, when can't I drink it? Don't be brave."

Nie Ruining refused to let go, and reached out to snatch the cup back, but Lu Mu blocked his left hand with his right hand and raised his head to drink. "This cup is my toast for you, don't grab it."

The wine in the glass was gone, the bottle on the table was put away, and Nie Ruining, who was pushed to eat honestly on the seat, had a face flushed red, whether he was angry or drunk.Lu's father smiled and said nothing, and Lu's mother couldn't help feeling, "Look at Xiao Ning's mother, our son is really more precious to Xiao Ning than his own daughter-in-law!"

Mother Nie also laughed when she heard the words. She picked up food for Lu's father and Lu's mother while complaining, "Who said it wasn't true? These two boys have been like conjoined twins since they were young. I don't know how to be jealous!"

Nie Ruining, who was holding his rice bowl and buried his head in eating, was choked with a puff. Lu Mu quickly passed the water, and Nie Ruining burst into tears. He was grabbing a tissue and secretly looking at Lu Mu. As soon as their eyes met, Lu Mu gently held his left hand under the table.

Mother Nie slapped Nie Ruining on the back, and scolded with a smile, "Look at this child, he is always so reckless and never grows up. Unlike Xiaomu, he has been mature and stable since he was a child, which is reassuring. In the future, I don't know which girl Blessed to marry him as my wife."

"I don't agree with this—although Xiao Ning is a little edgy, she is really good-hearted, and she is filial to her parents and loves her sister. I really like it from the bottom of my heart." Lu's mother took the rebuttal politely, "It's a pity that both of them are boys. Son, Xiao Ning, you forgot, when we were pregnant, we also said that if we were a man and a woman, our two families would be married?"

Mother Nie said with great regret, "That's not the case—speaking of which, Xiao Mu is nineteen this year, has she got a girlfriend yet?"

It was Lu Mu who asked this question, and before Lu Mu could answer, Nie Ruining yelled anxiously.

"Mom, have a good meal, why are you gossiping like this?!"

Nie's mother knocked Nie Ruining's head with her chopsticks, "I didn't ask you what you were in a hurry for. Shut up and eat, and then choked again."

Mother Nie turned her head to look at Lu Mu with a smile, her eyes were kind, kind, and full of maternal care.

Lu Mu smiled slightly, "Mother Nie, I have someone I like."

With a plop, the big chicken leg that Nie Ruining was holding in his mouth fell into the bowl.

Mama Nie's eyes lit up immediately, "Really? Really? Are you pretty? Are you good-natured? Tell me quickly and let Mama Nie help you as a staff member."

Lu Mu's right hand under the table was almost swollen by Nie Ruining. Lu Mu held him with his backhand, and scratched his palm with his index finger as if to comfort him.

Lu Mu said slowly, "He looks very sunny and has a very flamboyant personality. Although he will make his teeth itch when he is naughty, but whether he is well-behaved or fried, I like him."

Mother Nie was so touched that she burst into tears, but Mother Lu rushed over, "Son, you didn't tell Mom when you got a girlfriend, Mom is heartbroken..."

She took out her handkerchief and wiped her tears violently. After wiping for a while, she suddenly raised her head, "Son, tell mom honestly, how far have you been with other girls? Hold hands? Kiss? Fuck the sheets?"

Rao, who has always been as calm as Lu Mu, was also very embarrassed by his mother's explosive questions in front of the public.

"Mom, is it too direct for you to ask?"

Nie Ruining grabbed his rice bowl and nodded in agreement.

Mother Nie and Mother Lu looked at each other tacitly, and Mother Lu said very firmly, "Son, you have slept with someone."

Nie Ruining sprayed soup all over the table with a puff, and you hurriedly found a paper towel to wipe it. Mother Nie simply pushed her son away and sat next to Lu Mu, took Lu Mu's left hand, and said earnestly, "Xiao Mu Ah, Mama Nie is from here. This young man is full of vigor, and we all understand the thunder and fire. But remember, you must take good protective measures, impulsiveness is the devil!"

Mother Lu took Lu Mu's right hand, "Mother Nie is right, son, even though you are a boy, mother does not worry about you being disadvantaged, but a boy must have a sense of responsibility. Since you like him so much, you have met him again. Body, it’s your fault if you keep dating us without telling us—what if you make someone’s belly bigger?”

Nie Ruining was already a little dizzy from drinking, but after listening to it for a long time, he didn't understand why Lu Mu got pregnant by Lu Mu. He couldn't help reaching out and touching his lower abdomen—very good, very flat, Nie Ruining lifted it innocently. Looking at Lu Mu first, Lu Mu held back a smile and patted his hairy head.

Mother Lu in this room is still launching a fierce attack on her son, from Adam and Eve stealing the forbidden fruit to Chen Shimei's abandonment of his wife, and mother Nie has already pointed the finger at Nie Ruining, who is buried in the meal next to her.

"Son, Mother Lu is about to have a grandson, when will it be my turn and your father's?"

Nie Ruining blinked his eyes, thinking with alcohol, isn't Amu's son my son?Isn't Mama Lu's grandson your grandson?What's more, Amu didn't make my stomach bigger, so where did the grandson of Mama Lu's family come from?He thought and thought and couldn't figure it out. Nie Qing, who was sitting next to her, rolled her eyes with a mouthful of food in her mouth and said, "Mom, don't expect to hold your grandson, you should hold your grandson."

Mother Nie obviously didn't understand the implication of Nie Qing's esoteric lines. She silently watched her son's side face buried in his meal, and couldn't help feeling sad--meow, my son, Xiao Cuihua, who is so handsome that everyone makes gods angry, doesn't even have a girlfriend! !This is clearly God's jealousy of talents! !She quickly took out her mobile phone and called up the contact list, and edited a group text message with her fingers deftly──

"My mother's son wants to go on a blind date. If there is a beautiful girl in the family, please come here!"

(10 fresh coins) No Thunder in the World 47 Blind Dates

Without any warning, classmate Nie Ruining was betrayed by his own mother.

The new semester of T University has not yet started. One night, Nie Ruining, who was enjoying his last free time, was playing online games in his room. Just as he drew his knife out of its sheath and was about to split the final boss in two, Mama Nie stepped into the room. Come.

Mother Nie said, "Son, there are two paths before you."

Nie Ruining locked the screen with piercing eyes: "Mom, what are you talking about?"

Mother Nie: "The first way, change your clothes by yourself and obediently go on a blind date with me."

Nie Ruining frantically poked with the mouse button and blasted all the demons on the screen into cannon fodder, "What about the second way?"

Mama Nie: "Mom, I tied you up and escorted you to a blind date."

When Nie Ruining heard the words, he flicked the mouse and ran away. Before it was too late, Mama Nie threw herself on him with a Lingbo microwave shift.

So, on this dark and windy night of the month, Mother Nie forced her son to go on a blind date on the grounds that she could not let the Nie family cut off the incense. In order to fulfill the wishes of his mother, Nie Ruining had to attend if he had the conditions, and if he had no conditions, he had to create one.

Nie Ruining originally wanted to call Lu Mu for help, but then he would have to admit to his mother their adultery, oh no, love.What's more, the time to come out is not yet ripe. He and Lu Mu have just entered university, and they don't even have the basic conditions for financial independence. As soon as the clothes were changed, Yi Shui died coldly in the wind and rustling.

In the KissMe cafe, the handsome student Nie Ruining stirred the liquid in the coffee cup gently with a small spoon. A heart-piercing cry──

Nima! ! !Who said that KissMe Cafe is the most romantic dating place in C City? !

The coffee here is worse than fucking horse urine! ! !

Who said blind date is the last oasis for young men and women to find love in modern life? !

You can't afford to be hurt by this kind of X-ray-like hungry eyes looking back and forth! ! !

Nima! ! !The blind date is completely cheating! !

It's more refreshing than listening to "Uneasy" all night! !

Of course, despite the sadness in his heart, Nie Ruining still showed the demeanor of a handsome blind dater on the surface. He concentrated on stirring the cup of poison in front of him, and occasionally raised his head and smiled at the girl opposite, with a smile on his lips. When the twisted cheeks were convulsed and the wind was messy, the phone rang.

Nie Ruining couldn't wait to open the phone cover──

"Hello, dear mobile user, your mobile phone balance is less than 10 yuan. In order not to affect your normal calls, please pay the communication fee in time."

Nie Ruining stared at the text message, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed like a thunderbolt. His mind was running as fast as a computer, and he quickly drew up the retreat plan ABCD. When he looked up again, the smile on his face was sincere and regretful, helpless It's a pity that it is realistic enough to directly win the Oscar for Best Actor.

"Miss Chen, my mother sent a text message saying that there is an urgent matter at home." He shook his phone and said regretfully, "Today we had a very happy conversation at first sight with Ms. Chen, but it's really not a coincidence, why don't we talk next time?"

The so-called masters make moves and kill people invisible, so this nympho girl was killed in a daze.

Ms. Chen, who was completely unaware that she had been killed in seconds, picked up her small satchel and prepared to leave shyly. To her surprise, Nie Ruining left his phone number!

Virgin Mary!

That's hot, the phone number of a handsome guy composed of a bunch of elves holding hands and dancing! !

Miss Chen almost went into shock with excitement.

Nie Ruining sent the out-of-body Ms. Chen to a taxi in a very gentlemanly manner. Well, he admitted that it was a bit unkind to leave the KFC meal delivery phone number to the blind date girl, but he is a person who plays with his back after all, and is too big for BG or something. Sorry for the readers who support Lu Nie!

Nie Ruining clasped his hands together and bowed apologetically in the direction where Ms. Chen's taxi was leaving. Suddenly, a figure burst out from the alley next to him and blasted him against the wall with an iron sand palm!

"Unfilial son!"

"Mom!"

Unexpectedly, Mama Nie hid under the window of the cafe to watch the battle situation. Nie Ruining was so embarrassed by his mother's professionalism that the wall cracked. He resisted the palm of Mama Nie's PIAPIA and complained loudly──

"It's not that I don't want to talk! It's just that this blind date girl doesn't say anything except drooling! How do you want me to talk!"

When Mama Nie heard the words, she stopped her attack suddenly, and snorted coldly, "I knew you kid would do this, luckily I was prepared."

I saw Mother Nie pull out a 3cm-thick phone contact book from the back, and flipped through one of the pages.

"Chen Amei is out, the next one is Tang Bingbing."

"...Mom, please tell me honestly, how many people have you dated in total?"

"Not many, eighteen."

What does it mean to just leave the wolf's den and enter the tiger's den, what does it mean to be ineffective every day, you can see what happened to the tragic hero Nie Ruining.

Nie Ruining, who was forced back to KissMe again, stared dumbfounded at the girl Tang Bingbing who rushed to the appointment and ordered two cups of horse urine brand coffee accurately. He clenched his fist and decided that he would never drink coffee in his life.Ms. Tang Bingbing was of a different standard from the previous nympho girls. Her short hair was pinned behind her ears, and she was dressed in an apricot-colored business attire, showing the capable temperament of a professional woman.

Nie Ruining thought to herself that although I don't mind the relationship between sister and brother, this sister is almost thirty, so I am under a lot of pressure.

While thinking wildly in her mind, Sister Bingbing has launched a fierce offensive.

"How old is Xiao Nie?"

"Uh, eighteen."

"Come on a blind date, isn't it too early?"

Nie Ruining held Tang Bingbing's hand with tears streaming down his face, "Sister, you are really my confidant."

"It's almost free, so let's report your family name. Height, weight measurements, ID card? What's the highest education? Have you passed CET-[-]? By the way, there is no proof, so let's show the certificate first."

Tang Bingbing's bullet-like questions swept over, completely ignoring the petrified expression of student Nie Ruining, and then heard a loud bang, and Xiao Shangao's thick stack of certificates was smashed onto the coffee table.Tang Bingbing lit a cigarette, and Shi Shiran exhaled a string of smoke rings, "Here, these are mine."

Nie Ruining silently raised his sleeves and wiped away his tears──I swear in the name of my grandfather, I will never come on a blind date again, never again.

(13 fresh coins) There is no thunder in the world 48 It's all caused by the phone

Although Nie Ruining clenched his fists and vowed never to have a blind date again in this life, but tonight's scene was to survive no matter how swollen his face was.

Nie Ruining, who was sitting on pins and needles, was wandering in vain, and reluctantly responded to the aggressive questions of Tang Bingbing, a gossip female reporter. He looked down at his phone from time to time, God, please come in and send me a text message so I can find someone Make an excuse to pee!

Nie Ruining, who was cramming for a while, was obviously favored by the heavens, because after three minutes, he heard his mobile phone miraculously rang, and the crisp ringtone was heard in Nie Ruining's ears, which was three points more touching than the Divine Comedy!

Nie Ruining smiled apologetically at Tang Bingbing, opened the phone cover ecstatically, but stopped immediately, because the word Lu Mu was written on the flashing caller ID.

Although Nie Ruining is on the verge of blind date runaway syndrome, it does not mean that he has completely lost his mind. Nie Ruining quickly glanced at Tang Bingbing who was sitting across from him as if no one was talking non-stop—to answer or not catch?this is a problem.After answering, it would be best to use Lu Mu's phone call as an excuse to retreat, but what if Lu Mu heard Tang Bingbing's voice?What if Lu Mu asked who Tang Bingbing was?What if Lu Mu asked why they lived alone in the same room in the middle of the night?

Nie Ruining couldn't help recalling the tragic experience of being locked in a small black room by Lu Mu in the fifth teaching building, and he didn't get out of bed for seven days. !

This one was thinking wildly, Tang Bingbing, who was sitting opposite, flicked his jade finger, and a piece of cigarette ash fell into the ashtray precisely, "Are you not answering? Your girlfriend is calling, right?"

Nie Ruining was startled, his hands trembled, and he actually hung up the phone.

Except for the Cold War period when the two misunderstood because of Luo Shishi, Nie Ruining never hung up on Lu Mu's phone, but now Tang Bingbing is unpredictable, and then his mother is telling her to tell her, although he feels that it is not right to hang up on Lu Mu's phone , but usually every night after self-study, Lu Mu would habitually call. Thinking of this, Nie Ruining felt relieved, there should be nothing important, and he will call him back when he gets home.

However, as the ancients said well, good luck never comes without double, misfortunes never come singly, don’t do bad things during the day, don’t be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night, and Nie Ruining, who came out on a blind date without telling the truth of his lover, is somewhat guilty at this time, especially when the mobile phone at hand is chasing his life in a row. When a text message comes in.

"Why didn't you answer the phone?" ──Lu Mu

Nie Ruining wants to say that I don't want to go on a blind date, I don't want to go on a blind date, I'm being forced, heaven, you don't need to torture me like this! !

But even so, it's impossible for him to go offline and just flip back to the phone and say, dear, I don't answer the phone because I'm on a blind date with a charming and charming big sister?

It's too cheating!

Tang Bingbing smiled clearly, "Reply a text message to your girlfriend, I don't mind."

Nie Ruining muttered, "Not a girlfriend."

Tang Bingbing smiled and said, "So it's your boyfriend?"

Nie Ruining slammed into the coffee table with a bang.

The other party was too magnanimous, which made Nie Ruining, who is a boy, a little embarrassed. No matter whether he wanted to or not, it was not polite to chat with someone while sending text messages. Nie Ruining hesitated for a while, and then pressed the text message.

The two chatted for a while, and the mobile phone, which didn't know how to read words and expressions, rang again. Even Nie Ruining felt that this time was too much, not to mention that there were two roads behind him that were almost close to the back of the sofa. The scorching gaze of the mother who burned two holes in her back!Nie Ruining touched the back of his head and explained to Tang Bingbing, "I'm sorry, my friend really has something urgent..."

Tang Bingbing smiled unfathomably, leaned her upper body back elegantly, and made a gesture of please, Nie Ruining quickly opened the inbox.

"Rui Ning, call me back when you're done." ──Lu Mu

Nie Ruining immediately wanted to leave the table, and at the same time as he got up, a dense shadow floated over without missing a second.

"Son, where are you going?"

Mother Nie smiled very kindly, very gentle, and very understanding.

Nie Ruining was in pain, very sad, very sad and powerless.

Nie Ruining dragged his mother to an unoccupied corner of the cafe, "Mom, Ah Mu is in a hurry to find me, really urgent, very urgent, see Miss Tang, can we see you next time?"

Mother Nie squinted at him, "Make it up, you continue to make it up for me."

Nie Ruining said anxiously, "No, really no, mom, why don't you believe me? How about I show you Amu's text message?!"

Nie's mother pushed away the phone that Nie Ruining handed over, "Son, I don't know how much weight you have on you? Let me tell you, today's kiss, you will get acquainted if you want to, and you will get acquainted if you don't want to!"

Nie Ruining was already very unhappy when he came out on a blind date without telling Lu Mu, and was tortured by two strange women who were nympho and tortured for a long time. When I was anxious, my voice became high, "Mom, are you unreasonable? I didn't want to come, but you forced me to come. You are not satisfied when I come. What do you want from me?!"

Mother Nie obviously didn't expect Nie Ruining to be so angry, she froze for a moment, and just when she regained her senses, tears burst down her cheeks.

"Okay, okay, I'm unreasonable, am I being unreasonable for your own good or am I unreasonable?! Xiao Ning, you have really grown up and your wings are hard now, mom can't control you anymore... I don't care about the head office... I'll go, I'll go! "

After Nie's mother finished speaking, she walked out the door, wiping tears sadly while walking, Nie Ruining regretted it after shouting impulsively, and immediately softened her tone to coax her.

"Mom, I was wrong, that's not what I meant..." He hurriedly wiped away the tears of Nie's mother, while hugging her shoulder, coaxing, kissing and apologizing, "Mom, don't cry, look at the people coming and going here It's so embarrassing, it's all my fault, I go back to the blind date, can't I go back and have a good blind date..."

This room is in chaos, but the mobile phone in the other room's trouser pocket keeps ringing like a death call. Nie Ruining is busy helping his mother wipe away tears, so he can't care about listening to the phone. Mood, played out with unwavering spirit, showing no signs of hanging up.

Nie Ruining was very angry, he had to rush to make a phone call at this moment!He was upset by being messed up by several women all night, but in a blink of an eye, he saw Mother Nie looking at his phone with a sad expression, Nie Ruining was full of anger and could only vent it on the phone──

"Hey!! What are you doing?!"

The person on the other end of the microphone could clearly hear Nie Ruining's murderous intent, and after a long silence, he spoke softly.

"What's wrong with you, Rui Ning? You hung up the phone and didn't reply to the text message?"

Who else would talk to him like this, except Lu Mu.

Nie Ruining knew in his heart that Lu Mu was just worried about him, but right now he was upset, very upset, regardless of his mother and Tang Bingbing who didn't know what to do with him, just thinking about the sixteen people he was about to face next. He couldn't help but have the idea of ​​hanging the southeast branch.So Nie Ruining took a deep breath, and then took a deep breath, and finally restrained his urge to smash the phone, but when he spoke, he inevitably appeared very cold.

"I'm busy, let's talk about it later."

After saying this, he hung up the phone.

After Nie Ruining hung up the phone, he simply handed the phone to Mother Nie.

"Don't keep hiding behind your back and staring at it like a tiger. I'm sure I'll leave it to you for safekeeping, right?"

Mother Nie laughed through her tears, happily took the phone and carefully put it in her pocket.

Mother Nie watched her son return to the seat opposite Tang Bingbing, and breathed a sigh of relief. She sat down again and took a sip of tea, then took out Nie Ruining's cell phone, and three new text messages were displayed on the screen.

Is there really something urgent?

Mother Nie was a little worried, but the inexplicable worry in her heart was no match for her son's lifelong happiness.

Mother Nie hesitated for a moment, then lightly pressed the phone's off button.

Nie Ruining's mobile phone wallpaper is a photo taken with Lu Mu in high school, the two boys leaning head to head intimately, smiling so brightly.Mother Nie stared at the tablecloth for a while, and after the melodious sound of the shutdown bell rang, the warm and sweet photo suddenly fell into darkness.

(13 fresh coins) There is no thunder in the world 49 The source of the stepmother is a misunderstanding

Many years later, when Nie Ruining recalled that blind date night, he would use a four-character idiom to describe it, that is, beating his chest and stomping his feet.

Nie Ruining, who was forced to date [-] beautiful girls overnight, fell asleep on the way home. Fortunately, the over-excited mother Nie was still in high spirits in the early hours of the morning. She hired a Taxi and stuffed her son into the back seat , and ran home in high spirits.

Nie Ruining, who was mentally devastated, had no dreams until dawn.

The next morning, Nie Ruining finally woke up from his deep sleep. He sat cross-legged on the bed with sleepy eyes and was in a daze for ten minutes before remembering that Lu Mu seemed to call him last night.Nie Ruining yelled and jumped out of bed with bare feet, "Mom, give me back my phone!" Nie Qing leisurely poked her head out from the next door, "Stop screaming, mom is going out at dawn."

Nie Ruining was at a loss, "What are you doing?"

Nie Qing sneered, "What do you think? Eighteen blind dates in one night, with such a bloody record, how can my mother not be willing to broadcast the salvation of all living beings in the neighborhood?"

Nie Ruining put his head in his hands and fell onto the bed with a plop.

Nie Qing is a very difficult girl sometimes. For example, when she faced her brother Nie Ruining and asked her to borrow a mobile phone, and she learned that the purpose of borrowing the mobile phone was to call Lu Mu, Nie Qing showed As a senior Lin Nie CP, he has a firm will that the rich cannot be promiscuous, the poor cannot be moved, and the mighty cannot be bent.

Nie Ruining: "Xiaoqing, lend me your mobile phone, can I buy you an IPhone4 next month?"

Nie Qing: "Not good."

Nie Ruining: "Xiao Qing, brother is really in a hurry. You see, I was abused by my mother all night last night. Why don't I just borrow a cell phone? My brother and sister are with whom!"

Nie Qing: "No way."

Nie Ruining: "Nie Qing! You have to borrow this phone today if you want to, and you have to borrow it if you don't want to!!"

Nie Qing glanced contemptuously at the paper tiger Nie Ruining, swept her jade legs, and slammed the door shut.

Although Nie Ruining was very angry and depressed, he hadn't risen to a very yellow and violent height, so he could only walk around the room like a trapped animal 49 times, and covered the snow-white wall with two Huge black footprints.Fortunately, God did not abandon his devout people. After Nie Ruining squatted at the door of the house with a small bench, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and praying for 160, [-] minutes and [-] seconds, Mother Nie finally returned home with light steps.

Nie Ruining saw the gorgeous figure of his mother from a long distance, and it was too late and then quickly, and he saw Nie Ruining rushing into his mother's arms as accurately as a fired shell, "Mom, give me back my phone!!!"

With that ferocious expression, stern voice, and blood-red eyes, it seemed that what Mama Nie took was not his cell phone, but his lifeblood.

Mama Nie smiled kindly, that smile was so familiar, so magical that when Nie Ruining saw Mama Nie's smile, she couldn't help sweating profusely.

Nie Ruining: "Mom, you want to mess with me again, don't you?"

Mother Nie: "Oh hehehehe, son, we are really mother and son."

Nie Ruining: "Except for a blind date, I will agree to any nonsensical requests you make, Mom."

Mama Nie: "My son is not an old mother who doesn't care about you. I really just went to drop by today to show off my achievements, but Mama Chen, Mama Li, Mama Zhang is really enthusiastic..."

Nie Ruining: "Mom, if you insist on forcing me today, then there are two paths before you."

Mama Nie: "Which two?"

Nie Ruining: "First, kill me and drag my dead body to a blind date; second, I commit suicide and drag my dead body to a blind date."

Nie Qing, who was leaning against the door, was eating melon seeds while watching the fun. Regarding this classic mother-child blind date battle scene, she published her personal memoir "The Edge of Cuteness and Embarrassment: Lu Mu and My Brother's Broken Hearts". "Things" wrote──

"At that time, the distance between my brother and his beloved mobile phone was only 0.04 centimeters, but he would rather die than surrender! Brother SAMA resolutely rejected the invitation of my mother's threats and temptations. When he said the words "going blind date with the corpse of the dead body", the expression on his face can only be described in four words: Domineering exposed!!"

As a result, the domineering Nie Ruining successfully got rid of the blind date nightmare that night, and at the same time, temporarily bid farewell to his beloved mobile phone