Fiber and Uncle

A middle-aged man who thinks he is fashionable by hanging a gold necklace and wearing a bunch of incongruous things on his body.

He will help out, but he just wants to let his superiors know that he is doing something to show his hard work.

The account "Pure Little Angel" is because the company really can't see Xia Guangxian's laziness, and forced him to go to the game to observe the player's reaction, to be a "little angel" who is willing to help the player to progress the game smoothly, and to find planning inspiration from it.

But Xia Guangxian, who has always been unscrupulous, always decides whether to intervene according to his mood.

Even if Xia Guang spoke first, nine out of ten it was a deliberately disruptive joke.If you meet the white-eyed players in the game who are said to be rude, do not listen to advice, and love to make trouble and provoke others, commonly known as "Xiaobai", I am happy to chat with them.

For those with slightly white eyes, Xia Guangxian was only joking, tricking them into playing tricks and teasing them with words.

What's more, Xia Guang will first send a bunch of monsters higher than the level of the Baimu player to his side, stealthily appreciate the panic of the player being besieged by monsters, and "kindly" help the resurrection on the spot, so that the opponent has no chance to breathe, only one time He died on the spot again, and then watched the experience value drop suddenly.

Fun is fun, but not over the top.

When the experience value drops to the beginning of the negative sign, Xia Guangxian will show up to save the player, creating the illusion of "seeing the injustice, draw your sword to help", this move has made many super-eyed players regard him as a legendary hero.

In order to avoid being tracked, you have to change your ID frequently, such as the "Pure Little Angel" used today.

Although named "little angel", Xia Guangxian doesn't have the heart of an angel.

Originally, I just wanted to be perfunctory, but when I saw the bearded uncle running up and down the mountain wall as if he was drunk, after seeing his own guidance, he suddenly ran around briskly, completely leaving his benefactor behind. In the back of my head, there was a happy look that didn't even say thank you...

Xia Guang first drew an arc at the corner of his mouth.

In the game, Xiao Baimu, who takes other people's help for granted and has no manners at all, is Xia Guangxian's favorite object to play with.

Uncle Trendy: Thank you.

Just about to open his mouth to tease, unexpectedly the other party thanked him suddenly, which ruined his rarely aroused interest.

So he made a joke about the sensor casually, and before he said it, Xia Guangxian clicked his tongue, laughing at himself, how could anyone believe such an obvious lie?

Faced with the other party's long absence of response, Xia Guangxian guessed that the weird uncle who thought he was trendy was definitely laughing at such a lame lie.

Xia Guang first picked up the cold coffee, and quickly thought of several lying plans in his mind that would not let him suffer. Before he decided on the option, he caught a glimpse of the other party's response after trying the sensor seriously out of the corner of his eye.

Uncle Xinchao: I tried it, but it didn't move.

His throat choked without warning. In order to avoid polluting the desktop data, Xia Guang tried his best to swallow the coffee that he almost spit out, patted his chest and coughed a few times, staring at the screen in disbelief.

How could anyone really believe in ghost sensors?

Then if I lie to others, won’t I lose any sense of accomplishment?

Xia Guang leaned back in the chair first, with a wry smile on Junxiu's face, unable to tell whether it was annoyance or helplessness.

Responding casually to the other party's test, Xia Guang couldn't help laughing when he saw "Uncle Xinchao" describing the process of operating the sensor in detail:

"Pfft, puff hahahahaha, is this person, is this person an idiot who is too serious? Or an old fritter who is too used to joking?"

Xia Guangxian, who was aroused by the playfulness, approached this strange player step by step with a tentative mentality in order to confirm who the other party belonged to, and tried to solve the doubts for "Uncle Xinchao".

Knowing that there is a limit to joking, if people get serious and go straight to the store to ask about the sensor information, or mention it in the official discussion forum, they will definitely be ridiculed.With this in mind, Xia Guang, who still has a conscience, uses "upgrade" to make room for his jokes. On the one hand, he saves the opponent's face, and on the other hand, he prevents the company from holding him accountable.

"Uncle Xinchao" thanked him and called himself kind, let Xia Guang first sweep away the previous misunderstanding of "impolite little white eyes", and suddenly felt a sense of guilt for bullying an honest person.

However, admitting that telling the truth is not in line with Xia Guangxian's frivolous personality.

Just thinking about how to resolve the joke, it happened that "Uncle Xinchao" asked how to do the movements, and Xia Guang immediately thought of a solution with his flexible thinking.

Type a few lines quickly, believing that the other party will definitely see through the lie immediately:

"This kind of joke is full of flaws, this uncle will always understand, right?"

It's impossible to play games as if you're exercising, and make all kinds of stupid actions to let the sensor pass to the character, right?Regardless of the current video game technology, he does not believe that players can accurately make the same posture every time, and even know the distance to tap the shoulder.

Xia Guangxian is ready to go, ready to accept the challenge at any time, it depends on how the "Uncle Trendy" will expose his lies, and even prepare the jokes to ridicule the other party for being fooled.

Uncle Trendy: What a pity.When will the sensor be upgraded?

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Unexpected.

Xia Guangxian, who was always responsive, suddenly froze in front of the screen.

In the face of "Uncle Xinchao's" serious and fast response, Xia Guangxian finally fully realized that the other party is not only a primitive person who has never played online games, but also a simple guy who is easy to take jokes seriously.

In this unexpected situation, although the five characters of "pure little angel" reminded Xia Guangxian that he should be helpful and make players feel caring because of the friendliness of "Wild Beast World", the mischievous mentality in his bones preempted Xia Guangxian finger.

When he came back to his senses, he had played such a wicked joke of asking the other party to bark like a dog.

Xia Guangxian has always been a loner and self-centered person, he doesn't care about others' evaluation of him, and he doesn't want to wrong himself easily in order to take into account the eyes of others.

Never take other people's words completely seriously, just like Xia Guang would not be completely honest with others first.Like a temptation, he is too accustomed to constantly embellishing his language with jokes, as if he wants people to believe, but also as if he expects to be punctured.

For Xia Guangxian, "talking nonsense" is a subconscious reaction, just like when a mallet hits the knee, the reflex nerves will automatically raise the leg, which is so natural and harmless.Jokes are believed to be fun and fulfilling, but he is more willing to relive the surprise and question after the other party's slow reaction.

Therefore, Xia Guangxian has never met anyone who does not doubt himself and gives him complete trust.

It was the first time he was serious about "Uncle Trendy", and Xia Guangxian suddenly felt an unbearable sense of guilt.

You Qi found that he had blurted out an unreasonable request for the other party to "bark", and the long silence of "Uncle Trendy" made him feel that he had gone too far for the first time.

Xia Guang first put his weight back, leaned back on the chair, stared at the game screen, and shook the swivel chair thoughtfully.

Finally, stop spinning and make the decision to apologize.

So he tried his best and apologized half-jokingly for cheating.

Finally, Xia Guangxian's apology was exchanged for the generous understanding of "Uncle Xinchao".

And a sound in front of the sentence...

Uncle Xinchao: It's okay, Wang, you are a good person, and an apology is enough.

The word "Wang" was obviously forgotten to be deleted.

After being silent for so long, "Uncle Trendy" is not too angry to speak.

He was actually hesitating whether to say those "woofs" or not?

"Hahahaha, hahahahahaha..."

Xia Guang first lay face down on the desk full of debris, thinking of such a serious speech, there was a word "Wang" in front of him, so he couldn't help laughing out loud, and his body couldn't stop shaking.

Like the magic spell of transformation, that unexpected speech made the "fashionable uncle" in front of him, who was not trendy at all, instantly cute.

"Such a serious person must be regretting this mistake, right?"

With a smile on his face, Xia Guangxian could almost imagine how flustered "Uncle Trendy" would be at the moment.

Will you be pacing back and forth at home?

Or become the "scream" under Munch's brush?

Xia Guang didn't want to let go of the opportunity to play tricks on this new object, but chasing and attacking his weakness would definitely only scare him away.

Besides, interesting things should be kept by your side so that you can taste them slowly.

Xia Guangxian resolutely gave up this opportunity to tease the other party, and instead used a gentle and kind tone to induce the vigilant prey to slowly enter his own domain.

The always serious "trendy uncle" is just as innocent as Xia Guangxian imagined, and he even has no doubts about this kindness, so he took advantage of the situation and asked for "Q" instead of thank you.

Xia Guang first knew that this meant that the other party still believed in the crappy lie of "sensor", and he had also learned a little how to get along with "Uncle Trendy".

Generally speaking, a person nicknamed "Uncle" is not necessarily an uncle.

Just like the beauties, most of them are middle-aged fat men who pick their feet and act coquettishly in the game to ask for equipment.

However, Xia Guangxian is absolutely sure that this player with an ID of "Uncle Xinchao" who unfamiliarly controls the unpopular bearded uncle, occasionally walks in the opposite direction, and can hardly keep up with his own pace, is a player who has never been in touch with video games. Antiques.

From the short way of speaking to the rare typing speed, it gives people the impression that they rarely touch computers on weekdays.

Maybe the only game I ever played was the old game Solitaire that every computer must have.

Xia Guang first began to wonder, what is the reason for such a person to fall into the world of online games.

Looking at the "uncle trendy" who followed behind like a baby bird complex, walking around from time to time, and felt the other party's over-seriousness, Xia Guangxian suddenly had a strong idea, wanting to take him to experience it, this A dream world created by oneself.

It feels like going back to the dream of designing games, and also like the long past when I first came into contact with video games. Xia Guang first tried to use the simplest explanation method, hoping that this novice uncle will absorb it as soon as possible.

After knowing that this lovely old novice obediently recorded what he said about the game knowledge on paper, Xia Guangxian really didn't know what expression to make other than shaking his head with a smile.

When the "Q" played by "Uncle Xinchao" appeared on the screen, Xia Guangxian's face was filled with an unconcealable smile.It reminded him of the sense of accomplishment that outsiders couldn't understand when he first taught the puppy to "shake hands".

While chuckling, imagining that the other party was erasing the handwriting he just wrote in annoyance, Xia Guang quickly changed the topic so that the "uncle trendy" would not be scared away by him.

Just after twelve o'clock, for Xia Guangxian, who was turned upside down day and night, now is the time to be active, but the other party suddenly sent a message to prepare for a rest.

Although he felt a little disappointed, Xia Guangxian was not in a hurry.

Convinced that this novice uncle still needs him, Xia Guangxian spent some time teaching the "new trendy uncle" how to join friends, and dropped a sentence as if joking.

Pure little angel: I will stay in the cold kiln for 18 years and wait for you to go online!

Uncle Trendy: I ​​won't let you wait that long.Good night.

The other party's serious response made Xia Guangxian smile again.

Quietly watching the only light on the friend list go dark, Xia Guang first followed and turned off the game.

He took out his notebook casually, tilted his head to ponder for a few seconds, and then quickly drew a Q version of a bearded uncle in a floral shirt and a chick on the paper, with a note next to it:

A trendy uncle who is not trendy at all.

Then I closed the book and began to look forward to the next light on.