True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

Why was it me who killed two women in a fight?Yay, bah, what a pity!

Gu Baobao was floating in the air, looking tearfully at the body that was alive and kicking just a moment ago, but now fell so badly that even his own mother couldn't recognize it, and was filled with emotion.

"Have you finished poohing, handsome guy?"

Well, why do I feel an ethereal, sexy and pleasant voice drifting past my ears?

The baby floated in mid-air and looked around blankly, not even seeing a ghost, wondering what kind of peerless face a person with such a beautiful voice should look like.

"Don't look, I'm right behind you."

The owner of that voice smiled in a low voice, alluring.

behind?

The baby turned around excitedly, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and he wanted to see the face of the owner of the voice clearly.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ghost! Help, help—"

At just one glance, the baby was so frightened that there were only strands of soul left, and he was almost frightened out of his wits. When he rolled his eyes, he was about to faint.

"The soul can't faint, stand up straight!"

The scary uncle in front of him, with a ferocious face, eyes as big as dinosaur eggs, and flaming eyebrows, kicked Gu Baobao's knee and pretended to cough sternly.

"Uncle, I'm so scared, can you cover your eyes?"

Gu Baobao was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he looked for anything that could block him with tears in his eyes.

"What to block, am I really scary?"

The uncle with his bloody mouth wide open put his face in front of the baby, his eyeballs stared so suddenly that they almost fell off, the baby quickly closed his eyes, not even daring to move.

"It's not scary, it's not scary. Uncle was born tall and handsome, with a natural beauty. Jang Dong Gun is not as handsome as you."

"Ahem, this, this, you are right, haha, it is simply a wise saying!"

The uncle seemed to be in a good mood after being flattered by Gu Baobao, he walked around the baby's soul with a rippling smile, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Baby Gu, eighteen years old, handsome and suave, is the youngest of the 26th generation of the Gu family. He was a freshman at XX University in China in the 2010 academic year. Because two seniors were jealous, they fell from the building and died in the chaos. O( ∩_∩)Ohaha~, good death, wonderful death!"

Gu Baobao was flustered by the sight of this uncle's dinosaur, and asked tremblingly, "Uncle, who are you?"

"You don't even know me?" The dinosaur-eyed uncle raised his eyebrows and beard wildly, "I'm Zhong Kui!"