True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

[Reminder in this chapter: Li Ruohong (the first sound of xuan) Li is a homonym of Li, which means that Gu Baobao is a descendant of the Li family of the royal family. soar. 】

Sister Yan has become the chief maid of the Jinghua Palace. She has been overwhelmed by many complicated and trivial matters on weekdays, and she has to be distracted to pay attention to Gu Baobao's situation all the time.

Gu Baobao's life as a baby was almost spent in the ferocious feeding process of Xiao Liujin and the wailing and sighing of Yan Yan.

Before he could talk and walk, the baby would roll over on the bed in addition to staring in a daze every day. After he could talk a little, he began to scream non-stop.

Jinghua Palace receives several babies every year, and after Baby Gu came, it has become recognized as the most difficult baby to take care of.

Time is like a fishbone stuck in the throat, it can't go up or down, whether it's alive or dead, it just consumes and lives slowly.

After lying paralyzed for a year, the baby's greatest hobby became running around in the various courtyards of the Jinghua Palace and the servants' bedrooms.

The life in Jinghua Palace is too boring. Madam Yan does not allow the baby to go outside the palace privately. There is no computer, no internet, no mobile phone, and I found a few ancient books, but I can't recognize a few of those strange characters.

It took him more than a dozen days to memorize how to write even the 翾 in the name Li Ruohong that the little queen personally named Gu Baobao.

With nothing to do all day long, Gu Baobao had no choice but to keep making troubles in front of the court ladies and eunuchs, asking them to play with him and talk about things about Nanzhao Kingdom.

The entire Essence Palace knew Li Ruohong who looked like a monkey. As soon as the maids and eunuchs sensed that this little monkey was approaching their territory, the first thing they would do was to run around and tell everyone, and then they would hide the fragile objects around them.

Sister Yan tried to teach Ruohong the rules of the palace one by one, telling him what to do and what not to do as a slave, what to say and what not to say.

There are quite a lot of rules in the palace, apart from those explicitly set rules, there are more unspoken rules before the palace, although they are so thick that they can be written into a book of Three Kingdoms, even the baby who doesn't understand can write down a little bit.

The worst thing happened when the baby was three years old. Nurse Yan taught Ruohong very strictly and attentively every day how to be a good girl, telling him how to behave like a girl, how to smile, how to walk, How to eat blah blah blah.

The effect of education is counterproductive——

Ruoyun hated the braids on her head to death, she had to wear an extra bellyband for no reason, and she chewed slowly when eating!

He liked to laugh when he was happy, but Mammy told him not to show his teeth.When walking, he likes to walk as conveniently as he likes, but the mother tells him to move lightly with lotus steps...

What, it's not singing, if you really do that, don't you become a shemale?

But in front of Yan Momo, she can't do this, Yan Momo's personality is the same as her surname, one word - Yan!

If Ruoxuan forgot her teachings and was careless and disrespectful, she would take out a thick and terrifying palace rule book and copy it for Ruoxuan, and once it was done, Ruoxuan would not be able to sleep for two nights.

If he was an ordinary little troublemaker, he would have been so frightened that he would have obeyed Madam Yan's words, but Gu Baobao is not an ordinary child, he is an adult, and after suffering a few times, Baobao discovered that He found a way to deal with Sister Yan.

Nanny Yan is busy with affairs every day, in fact, there are not many times when she can stare at Ruoyong. As long as Ruoyong pretends to be obedient in front of Nanny Yan, everything will be fine. Just be innocent.