True Phoenix and Virtual Phoenix

"End?"

"Ah, it's over!"

Gu Baobao spread his hands and stood there proudly waiting, his watery eyes just stared at the other party, his eyes full of expectation seemed to say: Praise me!Praise me!

Li Shun didn't give the baby's expected reaction, instead he turned his face away, his brows furrowed suddenly, his eyes were half downcast, as if he had encountered some problem, his chin rested slightly on the back of his hand.

The baby pursed his lips and watched, unable to figure out what was going on with the strange emperor, so he took a step forward without Li Shun's consent, and tilted his head to look at the slightly flushed emperor.

Thinking that the emperor was not feeling well, Gu Baobao suddenly remembered that he seemed to be his son, and his filial piety that had nowhere to rest suddenly became full, and he almost went directly to the emperor's father to comfort him.

Unexpectedly, not long ago, the enchanting emperor, who was still graceful and graceful, suddenly rolled his eyes, and although he tried his best to endure, he still smiled lightly like a peach blossom.

"You have a good voice, but I didn't understand what spell you were singing, so you couldn't dance well. There are dancers in the palace who specialize in teaching dance. If you want to learn, I can arrange for you to go."

With his stomach pumping, Li Shun made an extremely pertinent evaluation of Gu Baobao's song and dance, and the picture of the baby wiggling his ass and clapping his hands in circles just now appeared in his mind. He couldn't help it, and laughed again to himself. .

Your grandfather's, Gu Baobao, I gave it to you for the first time, how dare you laugh like this! ?Although, although she looks pretty when she smiles...

(PS: It’s the first time to formally dance in front of others, YD retreats o(╯□╰)o)

When Baobao was still in elementary school, the teachers of the school's dance troupe were scrambling to beg Baobao to learn to dance. If it weren't for some extremely objective reasons, Baobao might have become a dancer long ago!

The baby puffed up his cheeks and watched the seductive emperor covering his mouth alone, thinking bitterly in his heart, automatically ignoring an objective factor that caused him to fail to become a dancer—although in terms of body size, the baby is indeed a good material for dancing , but after almost all dance teachers taught the baby a lesson, the biggest impression is: this child really has no talent for dancing, so go wherever you want!

He even said that the three bears I sang were spells, the baby snorted, and said casually: "That's not a spell, it's—"

Stuck there, Gu Baobao didn't speak for a long time, his eyes rolled around.

It's not a spell, it can't be said in Korean at all! ?

If you speak Korean, you have to draw Koreans, and if you draw Koreans, you have to talk to South Korea, more and more, and finally the emperor said, 'How do you know? 'Then I don't have to stop cooking!

Say more and make more mistakes, don't say it's good, just keep your mouth shut and be dumb.

Seeing that the baby didn't continue to answer, Li Shun didn't force it, but just waved his hand to signal him not to say any more.

The young emperor smiled lightly, curling the corners of his mouth as if aftertaste, but the baby somehow could taste bitterness in his beautiful smile.

"Li Ruohong? Father's surname is Li?" Li Shun opened his mouth slightly and asked in a very soft and slow tone.

"Back to the emperor, the slaves in the Jinghua Palace don't know their father's surname. Most of them follow their mother's surname, or they just give their names randomly. Anyway, they are all slaves in the end. It doesn't matter what you call them, as long as you don't use others. Mama can make a distinction."

Thinking of the little pants that don’t even have a surname, and those slaves who have been trampled on their dignity, suffered humiliation under the strict hierarchy, and became more and more stiff and numb under the unified training, Gu Baobao couldn’t help saying this. Resentful.

Li Shun was obviously a little surprised that a five-year-old maid showed such self-mockery and irony when talking about her life experience. His probing eyes lingered on the baby's big and bright eyes for a long time, nodded, and then returned to the baby. Said: "You have a good name, Ruoyong, Ruoyong, the person who named you wants you to be free and soar in the sky like a bird, not for gold, silver, or power, it's just such a simple wish, but this How many people in the world can truly be free?"

Li Shun's expression gradually dimmed, he sank into meditation, quietly closed his eyes, and breathed with his head up. Whether it was his expression or the breath permeating around him, they were clearly soaked with extreme sadness, bringing I feel a little nostalgia, but more of a deep regret.

A gust of wind blew by, stirring up a pool of autumn water, sparkling on the surface of the lake, and a sharp bird song sounded from the distant jungle, and suddenly a large shadow flew into the sky from among the trees.

The baby knew that the emperor's father was thinking about his own thoughts, so he didn't dare to disturb him, so he obediently stood not far from him, silently observing the man who could barely be called his father.

So young and handsome, although the loose and flowing robe covered his strong physique, it couldn't hide the domineering look between his brows.

His lips are not as thin as Zhao Mu's, but they are not plump either, and there are almost no smile lines at the corners of his mouth, which shows that he rarely smiles.It is just such a mouth, one word can decide the life and death of a person, one word of "drag out, behead" can kill a person outside the Meridian Gate, and one word of "reward" can make one person ascend to heaven.

The chilling pupils were slightly closed, a thin layer of eyelids covered the youthfulness and hostility in his eyes, the long and thick eyelashes were trembling slightly, but it was unknown whether it was caused by the wind or his unsteady mind .

The greatest king of Nanzhao Kingdom, he stood on the top of Mt. Mu, looking down on thousands of miles of rivers and rivers, but he was doomed to be alone. At this moment, he was isolated, indifferent, but also fragile.

The heart suddenly hurt, as if being stabbed by the tip of a needle. The baby clenched his fists and looked at the emperor with difficulty breathing. Such a beautiful person should not be so cold and lonely. God should take the smile away from his face. Return all of them!

Extremely eager to win this rare and forced smile to show his face again, the baby pretended to be relaxed and summoned up his courage, regardless of whether he was disturbing the emperor, and said, "Your Majesty, let me tell you a joke, my baby! If the emperor can't help laughing Now, let the baby ask for a reward, if the emperor is not amused, then let the baby let the emperor deal with it?"

"Ok?"

Li Shun restrained his fragility and looked at Gu Baobao again. His bright eyes showed that he would be interested in Baobao's proposal. Sure enough, the emperor nodded and agreed after hesitating for a long time, and waited with slightly raised eyebrows. Baby that so-called joke.

"Ahem——" Baobao cleared his throat solemnly, and when he opened his mouth to speak, he turned his head and asked Li Shun suddenly, "Does the Emperor know that dumplings are eaten?"

"I've never heard of dumplings, but there used to be a dish called emerald crystal dumplings."

"Crystal dumpling? That's about the same! Let me tell you, let's talk about it first. If you want to laugh, don't hold back. It's the puppy who deliberately doesn't laugh!"

The baby raised his chin, ignored the emperor's eyes that widened instantly because of the last extremely outrageous words, and just said in a melodious tone: "The two dumplings got married, and there was a bridal chamber that night..."

"Dumplings are food, how can we get married?"

Li Shun interrupted Gu Baobao with a look of surprise on his face. He was ashamed to ask questions like a curious baby, and he was not angry when he got a flying eye from the baby, so he obediently shut his mouth and continued to listen.

"Then let me say it again: the two dumplings got married and had a bridal chamber that night. After seeing off the guests, the male dumpling went back to the house and suddenly found that there was a meatball on the bed, but the female dumpling was gone. He panicked and shouted: my bride Where did it go? Who would have thought that Meatball gave Gong Dumpling a glance, and said angrily—"

Speaking of this, the baby deliberately took a breath to create suspense, and then imitated the tone of his mother's dumpling, covered his mouth with his little paw, and said softly: "Damn it, you don't know him when he takes off his clothes?!"

After Gu Baobao finished telling the joke, he let out a snort, laughing so wildly in the wind.

Li Shun listened expressionlessly, and then, the cold wind gust...

"Why don't you laugh? You can't! It's the first time I heard this joke, but I laughed so hard on the bed!" The baby looked at Li Shun who didn't respond at all in surprise, and scratched the back of his head. .

Could it be that his smile point was too high, and he couldn't hit his laughing point, or else he was born with facial paralysis, but that's not right, the emperor laughed just now!

"Crystal dumplings are just small balls made of meat tendon, maybe they are different from the dumplings that the baby said!"

"Gah, the dumplings I'm talking about are thin-skinned dumplings filled with minced meat. After cooking, the meat inside will roll into a small meat ball."

"Uh..." Li Shun reacted instantly after listening to the baby's description. After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a dirty joke, and this girl is really—

"Hey, do you understand what I said? The emperor just laughed, you have to give me a reward!"

Seeing Li Shun's eyebrows and eyes bent with a smile, Gu Baobao was immediately elated, danced and jumped over, stood in front of Li Shun with a smile, and stretched out his hand to beg for a reward.

Li Shun looked at Gu Baobao's face steadily, his smile gradually faded, and he suddenly reached out to caress the baby's cheek, his slender fingertips scratched the tender skin, the baby froze in fright, and backed away in a panic. step.