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Isn't it his son's nickname?
"No..." Yang Zi knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly changed the subject: "Auntie, tell me about his childhood!"
"Okay!" Qiao's mother also opened up the conversation, telling a few interesting things about Qiao's childhood in Nan, and finally turned into an exclamation: "He was very lively when he was young, but he became much calmer when he grew up. It became weird, hot and cold, not as cute as before..."
"Haha! He's so cute now!"
"Really?" Qiao's mother smiled and turned her head. It doesn't matter if she doesn't turn her head. She was startled when she turned her head, "Xiao, Xiao Yang, that's not how you choose leeks..."
"Ah? That, that..." Yang Zi looked at her innocently.
Qiao's mother looked at the leeks that had been chosen beyond recognition with mixed emotions, "Hehe, it's okay, the big deal is that we don't eat leeks at noon, why don't you help auntie peel the potatoes? Uh... will you do it?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Zi originally wanted to make a good impression on Qiao Zainan's parents, such as being virtuous and so on, but this is a bad situation, and he has to make up for it quickly!
Yang Zi rekindled his fighting spirit, grabbed a big potato, rinsed it with water, and started peeling the potato with a knife.
15 minutes later--
"Xiao Yang, are the potatoes ready? I'll start shredding them. How about a cold dish at noon? How about mixing them with shredded potatoes?"
"Okay, I love that!" Yang Zi handed the first peeled potato to Qiao's mother.
Qiao's mother froze for a moment when she received it. Yang Zi's efficiency is astonishing, only one cut in such a long time?Then she was stunned for a moment, she remembered that she had never bought such a small potato, and when she looked at the potato skins in the trash can, she immediately understood that he peeled the skins and skins together!
Qiao's mother's mood at this time could not be more appropriately described with these four words: I want to cry but have no tears.
If this was her own child, she would have to pick up a spatula and knock him on the head to educate him.But Yang Zi was not, plus his innocent eyes, so she could only greet him with a smile, and tactfully drive him out of the kitchen.
Qiao Zainan was playing chess with Qiao's father, and he accidentally turned his head and saw Yang Zi walking over dejectedly, he raised his eyebrows, and probably guessed that he must have committed some oolong in the kitchen, he felt a little schadenfreude : "Are you in trouble again?"
Yang Zi raised his head and stared at him, then tugged at the corner of his clothes guiltily, "I didn't!"
Qiao's father also glared at his son, then smiled and said to Yang Zi: "Your aunt can do it all by herself, can the young man play chess? How about playing a game with uncle?"
"..." Yang Zi smiled awkwardly, "I-I'm not very good at this..."
Not at all?Qiao Zainan didn't expose him, but he didn't let go of teasing him, "Then what kind of chess do you play? Go? Military chess?"
"No, no..." Yang Zi scratched his head, as if he had never heard of these two...
Father Qiao saw Yang Zi's embarrassment, and was the first to come out to smooth things over: "Is there always a checkers club? Let's play this!"
Yang Zi shook his head, "No..."
Joe's father had a splitting headache: "Then what will you do?"
Yang Zi's eyes lit up suddenly, "By the way, I can play flying chess, let's play this, this is still lively and four people can play together!"
The smiles on Zhou Mu and Cui Hao's faces froze, and they immediately pretended to watch TV, so they wouldn't play such boring games.
Joe's father broke down and got up quickly, "Well, I'll go to the kitchen to help your aunt." Just kidding, how could there be such a bad game in his house? !
"...Eh?" Yang Zi stared at Dad Qiao's back in a daze, as if he didn't know what he said.
Qiao Zainan watched their reactions with a smile and remained silent.
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22. Let's meet our parents, right? Three [Inverted V]...
Qiao’s mother only cooks some home-cooked dishes. Although the appearance is not as gorgeous as that of a high-end restaurant, you will find that Qiao’s mother’s cooking skills are first-class, especially the fried chicken fillets are delicious and crispy, which is a masterpiece. Yang Zi swallowed his saliva desperately, obviously wanted to add a few more yuan, but retracted his outstretched hand.
Qiao Zainan glanced at him lightly, not knowing what the hell he was doing again.
Yang Zi ate this meal very quietly. He remembered that his mother said, talk less at the dinner table, eat politely, and don't eat too much when you go to someone's house for the first time.
Zhou Mu and Cui Hao looked at each other, usually he was the one who talked the most, what happened today?
Qiao's mother gradually realized that only Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan didn't talk much, and Qiao Zainan knew that she had always been like that, but what happened to Yang Zi, wasn't she quite talkative before, "Little Yang, I see you I didn’t eat much food, did I see someone outside?”
"No, auntie, I, I usually eat very little." Yang Zi didn't want to be misunderstood, so he quickly jumped out to explain.
Zhou Mu and Cui Hao almost threw up when they heard this, isn't Yang Zi a foodie?
"Heh, won't you blush if you tell nonsense with your eyes open?" Qiao Zainan took a spoonful of soup, drank it leisurely, and revealed the truth mercilessly.
Yang Zi's head hangs low, now it's all right, his face is completely lost, what should I do.
Qiao's mother glared at her son, wondering why this kid was getting more and more rude, "How can you talk, kid! Also, your classmate finally came here, and he didn't bring food for others, he just cared about eating by himself! "
Qiao Zainan rolled his eyes in his heart, got up and went to the kitchen to fetch a plate, picked up the dishes on the table one by one, and then passed the food to Yang Zi like feeding a cat, "Eat quickly, as long as you eat The slowest, go to the kitchen to help my mother wash the dishes after eating."
"... Qiao is in the south!" Qiao's mother was so angry that she almost spit out the rice grains in her mouth, "How can you let the guests wash the dishes!"
"Mom, it's okay. He is willing. If you don't believe me, you can ask him." As he said, Qiao Zainan smiled and stared at Yang Zi.
"Enen, I am willing!" Finally, he could show himself, but he couldn't give up the opportunity, Yang Zi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"..." Qiao's mother looked at Yang Zi's sincere eyes, and then saw her son throwing her a look of "you see, I knew it would be like this", she felt a mess in the wind.
Yang Zi didn't pretend anymore, and within a few minutes, he wiped out all the food that Joe gave him in Nanjia, and finally burped contentedly.
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were struck by him again.
After they finished eating, only Yang Zi and Qiao Ma were left to clean up the dishes. Holding a handful of chopsticks, Yang Zi couldn't help sighing in his heart: It's really like living together...
"Xiao Yang, what are you laughing at? You're so happy!" Mother Qiao laughed after seeing his happy face.
"Hey..." Yang Zi shook his head, and suddenly had an idea, "Auntie, can you teach me how to cook... Uh, no... I mean, in the future... if you have time... teach me I..." The more he said, the lower his voice, because he realized that he seemed to be too familiar, would it be annoying, too rude, alas, what should I do...
"Okay, as long as you don't miss the class, come home when you have time, I'll teach you, hehe." Qiao's mother likes cooking very much. She thinks it is a kind of enjoyment to watch people eat the food she cooks. Hearing people praise her for her good craftsmanship She will have an indescribable sense of accomplishment when she is young, and she is also willing to teach and discuss cooking with others.
"Ah, thank you, Auntie." Just now, after seeing Qiao Zainan eat two bowls of rice with his own eyes, Yang Zi made up his mind to grab Qiao Zainan's stomach first, and then slowly grab Qiao Zainan's heart.
"It's really rare. Boys also like to cook." Qiao's mother felt that the boy was more and more sensible, although he looked stupid, "Huh? Could it be that he cooks for the people he likes?"
"..." Yang Zi blushed instantly, and nodded slightly.
"Forget it, I don't want to be hospitalized because of food poisoning. Mom, I advise you to train others." Qiao Zainan came over at some point, and handed the two fruit plates in his hand to Yang Zi, "No, let's take this Wash both of them too."
"Oh..." Yang Zi took it obediently, and his hard-working appearance seemed even more dumbfounded.
"You...Xiao Yang is learning to cook for his girlfriend, not for you to eat. You really know how to put gold on your face!" Qiao's mother complained in her heart that this child is getting less and less cute. I really wonder who he inherited his genes from? !
Yang Zi was a little embarrassed by the words, "Auntie... I, I don't have a girlfriend..."
"Oh?" Mother Qiao looked curious.
"I, the person I like...don't like me..." Yang Zi said this very naturally, but it sounded a bit bitter.
Qiao felt an indescribable feeling in Nan's heart, and he stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.
Qiao's mother thought that Yang Zi was going to cry, so she defended him: "Xiao Yang, which girl do you like? You have such a lack of vision. You say you are so cute, and your personality is so cute. You are smart And sensible, she doesn't accept you?! Did the girl lose her mind, or was she squeezed by the door?!"
"Ah? Uh..." Yang Zi glanced at Qiao Zainan, the other party's downcast face made him scream in his heart, he was a little nervous, worried that Qiao Zainan would frighten his parents by telling the truth, what should he do? , what should I do if I am hated before the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is good, huh, let's bury your head in washing the dishes.
"..." Mom, is that how you scolded your own son?Qiao Zainan wanted to say this but couldn't, so he gritted his teeth and left.
For the first time, Yang Zi did not cause trouble this time, such as breaking three bowls and breaking two plates. He even polished the plates, which was a waste of water, but Qiao Zainan was already very relieved.
After they sat together and chatted for a while, Cui Hao and Zhou Mu proposed to leave. Qiao's father and Qiao's mother hurriedly stood up to persuade Yang Zi to stay, and Yang Zi was also stunned, "Ah? Are you staying here tonight?"
"What do you live in?" Cui Hao rolled his eyes, he was embarrassed to say that he was thick-skinned in front of everyone, pulled Yang Zi up, said goodbye to Qiao's parents and Qiao's mother, and walked to the door.
Yang Zi was still a little dazed when he finished putting on his shoes and stood at the door, and said pitifully to Qiao Zainan: "Then... I'll stay for a while, okay?"
"Yeah, what are you doing leaving so early? Sit for a while." Qiao's mother stared at Qiao Zainan, afraid that he would say something unflattering.
Before Qiao Zainan could react, Cui Hao pulled Zhou Mu with one hand and Yang Zi with the other, and disappeared from their sight, saying, "We'll go back first, goodbye uncle and aunt! "
"Zai Nan, your classmate named Yang Zi is quite interesting, he seems to like playing with you very much, you have a good relationship, right?" This was the first sentence Papa Qiao said after closing the door.
Joe Zainan didn't say anything, he didn't know how to answer.
"The friendship between classmates is precious, you should cherish it!" Dad Qiao patted him on the shoulder, sighed, and went back to the room.
Qiao Zainan: If you knew what kind of fantasies he has for your son, you probably wouldn't say that...
From the moment Qiao Zai Nan came out of Yang Zi's house, Yang Zi was listless. His mood is very complicated now, he is three points happy because he has met Qiao Zai Nan's parents, but he is also seven points sad because he has changed his life from scratch. He acted like an idiot to the end, which certainly didn't impress his parents well.
"Hey, is it possible to be successful? Isn't it because you separated from him? Why are you so out of your mind!" Cui Hao looked at him with a look of hatred.
"Oh, you don't understand." Yang Zi said in a naughty voice.
Zhou Mu felt that the serious Yang Zi was even more funny, "Don't be depressed, Qiao Zainan will be back tomorrow."
Yang Zi nodded blankly, still depressed.
What made him even more depressed was that when the bus stopped at an unknown stop, Cui Hao actually took Zhou Mu and ran away, leaving him alone in the bus.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Zi received a text message from Zhou Mu: Well, I didn't expect him to pull me out of the car suddenly, he... said we won't go back tonight, then, you stay in the dormitory alone Come on, don't run around.
Yang Zi pressed the keyboard in a daze, and replied: Why don't you come back at night, what's the matter?
After 5 minutes, Zhou Mu sent another message: That, you know.
Looking at these big characters, Yang Zi suddenly understood, his face turned red, and he really wanted to say "Damn, you two perverts, you are not ashamed to say such words, you are simply shameless", but he still resentfully gave up. He knew very well that this was an expression of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Yang Zi got out of the car and crossed the road alone, always thought that there was someone beside him, and wanted to grab the other person's arm and lead him to cross the road. This is Yang Zi's habit, and I can't change it, but this time there is no one around, Yang Zi is lonely .
Why every time Joe goes home in Nan, he feels that all his strength has been exhausted. Maybe this is the most real him. In front of Qiao Nan, he always wants to show his best side to him. But he didn't expect to be self-defeating again and again. In fact, sometimes he didn't know what he was excited about, as if he couldn't help but become mentally disabled when facing Qiao Zainan.
Yang Zi returned to the dormitory, surfing the Internet in the empty space, not even interested in chatting with friends, searched for a movie to watch, but did not understand the plot of the story at the end, opened the snacks and did not move, was in a daze all the time, and then Just showering, going to bed, and until he fell asleep he was thinking about what Joe was doing in the South, and whether he thought about him at all.
The author has something to say: ORZ. .The parent series is not finished yet. .There is one more chapter. .Bear with it. .I know that there seems to be not many follow-up articles TT
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23. We are meeting our parents, right? Four [Inverted V]...
When Yang Zi heard knocks on the door one after another, he thought it was a dream, unconsciously pulled the quilt over his head, and muttered: "Knock what knock..."
"Zizi, open the door quickly, are you in the dormitory?" A woman's voice said.
"Stinky boy, get up and open the door!!!" A man's voice said.
"...Why is this voice so familiar?! Oh my god!!" Yang Zi opened his eyes and rolled his eyeballs, and immediately jumped off the bed. He lost all sleepiness before and opened the bedroom door. Stand at the door.
Yang Zi's mouth was in the shape of an "O", Yang's father and Yang mother glanced at him one by one, and stepped into the house to inspect.
Yang Ma spread all the things she brought on Yang Zi's desk, then sat down on the chair, crossing her legs, "Why is it just you, where is your roommate?"
"Uh, they're not here..." Yang Zi regained his composure and hurriedly asked, "How did you find it?"
"Oh, didn't you say that you live in the middle of the left turn on the second floor? Your dad and I knocked all the dormitories around here, and we finally found it..." Yang Ma took it with her hand. Picking up the water glass on the table, he raised his neck and took a sip of water, then handed it to Dad Yang, "No, husband."
"...Why are you doing this, don't you know which dormitory I live in, won't you call me?" Yang Zi didn't even want to leave the dormitory door, it was really embarrassing, "Do you know that your behavior is very attractive? Annoying!"
"Stinky boy!" Father Yang glared at him, "You think I don't want to call you, if your mother didn't stop me and insisted on giving you a surprise, would we need to go to war like this?!"
Yang Zi rolled his eyes, is this a surprise? A surprise... There is no surprise at all!
Yang's mother pretended to sob softly: "You don't even miss your mother, and you complain that your mother came to see you. Me, your father and I came out of the house in the middle of the night and took a 10-hour train...just to see you...You, you still……"
Yang Zi shook his head desperately, he couldn't bear his mother's tricks, "...No, no, how could it be, I'm very happy, very happy...hehehehe..."
Yang's mother really smiled, opened several fresh-keeping boxes in a row, and dragged Yang Zi over, "Zizi, let's see how many delicious foods my mother brought you, let's say yes first, don't eat all of them and leave some for your classmates... ..."
"Wow, it's all my favorite food!" Yang Zi was really hungry, he didn't eat anything last night, and his stomach is now empty, so he drooled at these delicious foods, and grabbed one with his hands without saying a word. Put the dumplings in your mouth, "Three fresh stuffing is delicious~!"
Seeing her son devouring the food, Yang's mother couldn't help worrying if he was having a bad time at school, she kept holding her son's hand and asking questions, and finally got annoyed by Yang Zi's questioning, so she simply put down the lunch box and decided to take them out Go shopping, after all, this is the first time for parents to come to G city.
Who knew that the door opened at this time, and Qiao Zainan walked in. Seeing two strange middle-aged people coming into the room, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled gently: "Is it Yang Zi's parents? Uncles, aunts, you guys Okay, my name is Qiao Zainan, and I'm Yang Zi's roommate." Qiao Zainan thought in his heart, it's definitely a real family, the three of them all have baby faces.
Yang Zi was still swallowing the pot-packed meat at the other end, almost spitting out in shock.
"Ah, okay, this kid is so handsome!" Yang's mother stood up so excited, she walked up to Qiao Zainan, and held his hand, "Our family Zizi has been seldom doing things since he was a child. I guess it will be for you." It has caused a lot of trouble, Auntie, please take care of him in the future..."
"Mom...what are you talking nonsense...!" Yang Zi watched Qiao Zainan's face, afraid that his words would make him unhappy.
Qiao Zainan pulled out his hand naturally, still with a decent smile on his face: "It's okay, don't worry, Auntie."
"So sensible..." Mother Yang sighed in her heart, it would be great if I had such a son...
Father Yang, who had been silent since Qiao Zainan entered the house, suddenly said, "Yang Zi, didn't you just say to take me and your mother out for a walk? Going back by car..."
"Oh..." Yang Zi doesn't want to leave now, the reason is very simple, the sweetheart is back, how can he be willing to leave for half a step, he moved his steps awkwardly, suddenly turned his head and said to Qiao Zainan: "You... ...Why did you come back so early?"
"Well, it's not interesting to stay at home, so I came back early..." Qiao Zainan didn't miss the reluctance in Yang Zi's eyes, he pointed to the door, "You want to go out?"
"Yes, yes..." Yang Zi said angrily.
Father Yang watched the interaction between the two, and couldn't help but interject: "Yang Zi, what are you thinking, let's go!!"
"...Then I'll take them out for a while, and I'll be back soon!" Yang Zi said wringing his fingers.
"Well, you go shopping." As soon as Qiao Zainan finished speaking, she heard Yang's mother yelling: "You might as well go with Xiao Qiao, Zizi will take us out, I always feel uneasy, what if we get lost? Let's do it, besides, it would be more lively if there are more people..."
"No!" Father Yang was the first to object, but he also realized that he had overreacted, so he hurriedly smiled and said to Qiao Zainan: "Student Qiao has something to do when he comes back, so we won't bother him!!"
"...Huh?" Yang Zi was a little confused about what was going on now.
Qiao Zainan always felt that there was something in Yang's father's words, so he frowned slightly. He didn't know what to think, and said: "Uncle, you are too polite. Actually, it's not troublesome at all. Anyway, I have nothing to do, so let's go together. I just happen to be a local, so I can show you the way.”
"Little Qiao, you are really a good person." Yang's mother patted Qiao Zainan on the shoulder and walked out.
Father Yang was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke, but he could only stare blankly and follow behind his wife.
"...Huh?" Yang Zi, who was still in a sluggish state, was finally pulled out of the door by Qiao Zainan.
Qiao Zainan first took Yang Zi's parents for a stroll around the campus, and then led them to the more famous commercial street in G City.
Because when she came to this city for the first time, Mama Yang was like grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. Everything she saw was new, especially when she entered a small shop selling clothes, she was reluctant to come out. Obviously the clothes inside could be seen everywhere, but she just felt different.
Yang Zi took advantage of Yang's mother picking out clothes, and whispered to Qiao Zainan, "Pfft, my mother calls you Xiao Qiao, this name is so feminine..."
"Shut up." Qiao heard this name in Nanyue more and more awkward. He stared at him and looked elsewhere. Unexpectedly, this "elsewhere" happened to be "Papa Yang". At this time, Papa Yang was looking at him with murderous eyes. Looking at the two of them, Qiao Zainan sighed, touched his chin and said to Yang Zi: "Have you noticed that your father looked at me as if he was looking at an enemy along the way..."
"!!!" Yang Zi also followed his gaze, and sure enough, his father's face was very ugly. Yang Zi leaned over to Joe and whispered in Nan's ear: "Well, I, my dad can't accept that I'm a colleague. -"
"Yang Zi!! You two separate from me!!!" Yang's father suddenly rushed over and lay between them, Yang Zi was terrified and looked up at Qiao Zainan, but he didn't dare to step past Yang's father .
When Mama Yang came out of the dressing room, she happened to see the three of them staring at each other, "What are you doing! By the way, what time is it?"
Qiao Zainan raised his watch and glanced, "It's almost time."
"I said why I'm a little hungry, then let's go to lunch." Yang Ma asked the waiter to cut off the clothes tags on her body, and walked away wearing new clothes.
Qiao Zainan is very familiar with this area, so he recommended a famous restaurant nearby. He, Yang Zi, Zhou Mu and Cui Hao have all been to this restaurant, and they think it is economical and affordable.
When Yang's mother came in, she already had a great appetite just looking at the promotional pictures in the store, so she decided to ask for a small private room.
Yang Zi naturally wanted to sit with Qiao Zainan, but Dad Yang suddenly appeared between the two of them, and when he was about to sit down, Mom Yang pulled him back, "You are an old man, what are you doing sitting among young people?!"
Father Yang couldn't hold back Mother Yang, but he also warned Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan: "You two give me peace of mind!!!"
Yang Zi didn't care, but concentrated on staring at the menu, ordered a few dishes that Qiao Zai Nan liked, and handed them to Mama Yang with a playful smile.
"Yo, it looks like you've been here before?" Mama Yang smiled, and suddenly remembered something and paused, "You don't like mushrooms, why did you order Kung Pao Pleurotus eryngii?"
Yang Zi lowered his head and smiled dryly, stuck out his tongue, he could feel Qiao Zainan's gaze was on him, and felt ashamed for no reason, as if he was meddling in his own business again, was he being hated again?
"Xiao Qiao, what do you want to eat, order whatever you want, Auntie treats you." Yang's mother pretended to pass the menu to Qiao Zainan out of courtesy.
Qiao Zainan waved his hands quickly, and said with a smile, "Yang Zi finished ordering for me."
"..." Father Yang's sharp eyes immediately swept over, and what made him even more angry was that Qiao Zainan met his gaze very calmly.
"Hehe, it seems that you have a good relationship~~" After ordering, Yang Ma handed the menu to the waiter, then winked at Yang Zi, "Zi Zi, huh?"
"Mom..." Yang Zi really wanted to cover his face, a mother who loves gossip can't afford to be hurt! ! !
"Hey, I'm sorry..." Yang's mother covered her mouth and smiled, "It's pretty good, really, this is not bad... Fuck you!!!"
"Mom, stop talking!!" Yang Zi's face was dark, old lady, can you stop being so sharp!
"I think it's much better than that thousand feet!" Yang's mother hurriedly added when she saw that Qiao felt excellent in Nanyue.
Qiao Zainan took a sip of tea, grabbed the tissue at hand and wiped his mouth to cover up his embarrassment.
"..." Yang Zi's hairs stood on end.
Yang's mother didn't know why Qiao Zainan reacted so strongly, but he probably didn't know Qianchi either, so she rolled up her sleeves and continued chattering: "Stop being obsessed with that Qianchi, you said you haven't met before, you're just Hearing his voice, it’s just called liking? You don’t know him at all, how do you cultivate your relationship, huh? The most important thing is, people don’t dump you at all, you are ruthless and deliberate!”
"..." Yang Zi couldn't even speak now, but just opened his mouth wide in a daze.
Yang's mother got excited while she was talking, she patted the table and stood up, "What's wrong with my son?! Huh? What's the matter with the thousand feet? Isn't it just that the voice sounds a little better?! Can it be eaten as a meal? I guess his character must be not very good, Zizi, let's stay away from that kind of person as soon as possible, do you hear me?!"
"...Mom..." Yang Zi's mood is cloudy now, and he can't wait for Dao Lei to kill him.
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24. Don't be angry [inverted V]...
"By the way, where does that thousand-footed one go to college now? You two are in the same class! Oh, forget it, you won't know if I ask you..." Mama Yang sighed deeply, "You are now Regret it, I insisted on coming to G City for him back then, and you didn’t listen to the advice, but what happened?? You saw him?! You are so naive, have you woken up from the dream now? It’s too late!!”
Qiao Zainan was taken aback when he heard this. He vaguely guessed that Yang Zi reported to the university in G City for him, but he was not sure. Now that he knew the truth, he felt weird.
Yang Zi really wanted to tell his mother: The thousand feet you mentioned is right in front of your eyes!But just thinking about his mother's reaction when she found out, he shut his mouth resentfully.
Yang's mother wanted to open her mouth to continue, but Yang's father pressed her into the chair. Yang's father covered his forehead and said, "Stop talking! You still think your son is not shameful enough, do you?!"
"What do you mean?" Mama Yang raised her eyebrows.
"You think it's an honor for your son to be gay?!"
"Here it comes again. Doesn't our son just like men? Do we need to hide them? I don't understand. As a history teacher, can your thinking keep pace with the times? Why are you so stubborn? What?! Isn’t there so many broken sleeves in history? Why are you still not enlightened?!”
"That's a very small number of people, okay?! We are Chinese in the new century. Can you tell me which law in China allows same-sex marriage?!!!!"
"Why should it be recognized by the law? Homosexuality is not illegal!"
"Have you ever thought about what our son will do if he has no children in the future? Who will take care of him when he gets old?!"
"Feudal, you are really feudal!! Who said that the union between people is to have children! You ask me, who will take care of the son when he gets old, of course it will be his husband?!"
"His husband is a ball of yarn! Can a man be reliable!! No matter, I want to hug my grandson, granddaughter is fine too!!"
"The child can be adopted!!"
"Can people without blood be the same as people with blood?!!!!!!"
"Why are you so stubborn!! Besides, now that medical technology is so advanced, maybe men will be able to have children in the future, and then let Zizi give you ten grandchildren, so what, ten little devils I can’t torture you to death!!”
"..." Yang Zi was dripping with cold sweat. Although he knew that these words were not credible, he imagined this terrifying scene.
What Qiao Zainan thought was that with Yang Zi's small body and physique, after giving birth to ten children, he might not be far from death.
"...This, this..." Dad Yang almost vomited blood, pointing at Mom Yang, his fingers were trembling: "This is what you should say as an obstetrician?!!!!!!!"
"Hmph!" Yang's mother turned her head, "Facing a group of old women all day long, each one has more than one thing, I'm so annoyed! I haven't delivered a man before, can't I think about it?!"
"...Bi Xiaoli, why hasn't your hospital fired you yet!!!"
"...Yang Tiantian, you are questioning my professional level. I am also a graduate of Zhengerba Medical University!!!"
"Me, my teacher qualification certificate is not covered!!!!"
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Qiao was sleepy in Nandu, closed his eyes, feeling a little helpless.
"Stop talking!" Yang Zi made a "shh" gesture, wishing his parents to shut up quickly, while complaining in his heart that his face was completely thrown away by them! >///
The two people who were blushing from the fight stopped, and the dishes they just ordered were served one by one, and the two turned their anger into appetite, which finally made Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan's ears clean a lot.
Yang's mother covered her mouth suddenly, and Yang's father was holding the chopsticks in the air, with a puzzled expression on his face. Following her gaze, he found that Yang Zi was picking vegetables into Qiao Zai Nan's bowl. Zainan seemed to have gotten used to Yang Zi's behavior as well, he ate the food that Yang Zi gave him slowly, felt Papa Yang's murderous gaze, and raised his head to smile politely at Papa Yang.
Yang's father suddenly became furious, and the chopsticks in his hand flew far away, yelling at Yang Zi: "You don't eat by yourself, what kind of food do you give him!!! It's not that he has long hands!!! I have raised you for so many years, Why didn't I see you pick up food for me?!!!"
"...Uh..." Yang Zi couldn't argue, and said anxiously: "Then, Dad, can I clamp it for you, don't talk about it... It's not tiring to call you all the time..."
Yang Zi was about to stretch his chopsticks over when he saw Qiao Zainan put a piece of meat with pickled vegetables into his bowl. He was so flattered that he immediately put the meat in his mouth. is so delicious.
"You guys!!!!" Father Yang was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, and he wanted to protect Yang Zi by his side, and beat Qiao Zai Nanpang again.
Yang Zi quickly grabbed Qiao Zainan's arm and hid behind him, only half of his head was exposed.
Mama Yang grabbed Papa Yang's arm and handed him a slap in the face, "You will die if you eat honestly!"
"Every time I teach Yang Zi a lesson, you take care of it. Now that the child has become like this, you have a great responsibility, do you know!!"
"Put the responsibility on me again, are you a man?!!!"
Chirping quack~~~~~~~~
Chirping quack~~~~~~~~~
They quarreled from before dinner to after dinner, until they left the restaurant, they were still arguing quietly.
Qiao Zainan suddenly discovered that Yang Zi was actually not that scary, after all compared with his parents, he was quite normal.
"I'm sorry, my parents are just like this..." Yang Zi carefully followed behind him, not daring to go forward, for fear of accidentally offending him.
Qiao Zainan didn't express any opinion, because he was really speechless about his parents' behavior. He pointed to a convenience store in front and said, "I'll go buy something for your parents and get them in the car. You take them in first." Waiting room, I'll go find you in a while."
"...Huh?" By the time Yang Zi realized it, Qiao Zaidu had gone far away.
"Zizi, what did Xiao Qiao do?" Yang's mother pointed to Qiao Zainan's back and asked.
"He seemed to say that he went to buy food for you, and I will leave you to eat in the car." Yang Zi was still a little confused.
"No need for him to pretend to be kind!!!" Father Yang jumped out and said angrily.
"This child is so caring, I am relieved to entrust you to him..." Yang's mother almost regarded Qiao Zainan as her prospective son-in-law.
"Go and make his Spring and Autumn Dream, let's go, don't wait for him!!!!" Father Yang said angrily, and then dragged his wife and children into the waiting room.
Because it was the weekend, there were a lot of people at the station, especially students. The three of them couldn't find a seat in the waiting room, so they could only find an empty place near the ticket gate. Yang Zi's thoughts had already flown. Cloud Nine went away, and this absent-minded look made Father Yang want to go crazy.
Not long after, Qiao Zainan entered the waiting room, and Yang Zi spotted him immediately, yelling his name regardless of his image, making Father Yang cover his mouth with his hands in anger.
"Hmm..." Yang Zi tried his best to break free from his father's restraint, ran all the way through the crowd to Qiao Zainan, took the bag in his hand, and said with a smile: "Thank you, I'll see you when I get back." Give you money, hehe."
"No need, it's a return gift for lunch." Qiao Zainan looked around and saw a figure rushing quickly from the crowd. He put his hands in his pockets and looked at the person with a half-smile, "What's the matter, uncle?"
Father Yang was already half a head shorter than Qiao Zainan, and he had a baby face, so he didn't look imposing at all, but he still pointed at Qiao Zainan.
"No..." Yang Zi knew that he had slipped his tongue, so he quickly changed the subject: "Auntie, tell me about his childhood!"
"Okay!" Qiao's mother also opened up the conversation, telling a few interesting things about Qiao's childhood in Nan, and finally turned into an exclamation: "He was very lively when he was young, but he became much calmer when he grew up. It became weird, hot and cold, not as cute as before..."
"Haha! He's so cute now!"
"Really?" Qiao's mother smiled and turned her head. It doesn't matter if she doesn't turn her head. She was startled when she turned her head, "Xiao, Xiao Yang, that's not how you choose leeks..."
"Ah? That, that..." Yang Zi looked at her innocently.
Qiao's mother looked at the leeks that had been chosen beyond recognition with mixed emotions, "Hehe, it's okay, the big deal is that we don't eat leeks at noon, why don't you help auntie peel the potatoes? Uh... will you do it?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Zi originally wanted to make a good impression on Qiao Zainan's parents, such as being virtuous and so on, but this is a bad situation, and he has to make up for it quickly!
Yang Zi rekindled his fighting spirit, grabbed a big potato, rinsed it with water, and started peeling the potato with a knife.
15 minutes later--
"Xiao Yang, are the potatoes ready? I'll start shredding them. How about a cold dish at noon? How about mixing them with shredded potatoes?"
"Okay, I love that!" Yang Zi handed the first peeled potato to Qiao's mother.
Qiao's mother froze for a moment when she received it. Yang Zi's efficiency is astonishing, only one cut in such a long time?Then she was stunned for a moment, she remembered that she had never bought such a small potato, and when she looked at the potato skins in the trash can, she immediately understood that he peeled the skins and skins together!
Qiao's mother's mood at this time could not be more appropriately described with these four words: I want to cry but have no tears.
If this was her own child, she would have to pick up a spatula and knock him on the head to educate him.But Yang Zi was not, plus his innocent eyes, so she could only greet him with a smile, and tactfully drive him out of the kitchen.
Qiao Zainan was playing chess with Qiao's father, and he accidentally turned his head and saw Yang Zi walking over dejectedly, he raised his eyebrows, and probably guessed that he must have committed some oolong in the kitchen, he felt a little schadenfreude : "Are you in trouble again?"
Yang Zi raised his head and stared at him, then tugged at the corner of his clothes guiltily, "I didn't!"
Qiao's father also glared at his son, then smiled and said to Yang Zi: "Your aunt can do it all by herself, can the young man play chess? How about playing a game with uncle?"
"..." Yang Zi smiled awkwardly, "I-I'm not very good at this..."
Not at all?Qiao Zainan didn't expose him, but he didn't let go of teasing him, "Then what kind of chess do you play? Go? Military chess?"
"No, no..." Yang Zi scratched his head, as if he had never heard of these two...
Father Qiao saw Yang Zi's embarrassment, and was the first to come out to smooth things over: "Is there always a checkers club? Let's play this!"
Yang Zi shook his head, "No..."
Joe's father had a splitting headache: "Then what will you do?"
Yang Zi's eyes lit up suddenly, "By the way, I can play flying chess, let's play this, this is still lively and four people can play together!"
The smiles on Zhou Mu and Cui Hao's faces froze, and they immediately pretended to watch TV, so they wouldn't play such boring games.
Joe's father broke down and got up quickly, "Well, I'll go to the kitchen to help your aunt." Just kidding, how could there be such a bad game in his house? !
"...Eh?" Yang Zi stared at Dad Qiao's back in a daze, as if he didn't know what he said.
Qiao Zainan watched their reactions with a smile and remained silent.
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22. Let's meet our parents, right? Three [Inverted V]...
Qiao’s mother only cooks some home-cooked dishes. Although the appearance is not as gorgeous as that of a high-end restaurant, you will find that Qiao’s mother’s cooking skills are first-class, especially the fried chicken fillets are delicious and crispy, which is a masterpiece. Yang Zi swallowed his saliva desperately, obviously wanted to add a few more yuan, but retracted his outstretched hand.
Qiao Zainan glanced at him lightly, not knowing what the hell he was doing again.
Yang Zi ate this meal very quietly. He remembered that his mother said, talk less at the dinner table, eat politely, and don't eat too much when you go to someone's house for the first time.
Zhou Mu and Cui Hao looked at each other, usually he was the one who talked the most, what happened today?
Qiao's mother gradually realized that only Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan didn't talk much, and Qiao Zainan knew that she had always been like that, but what happened to Yang Zi, wasn't she quite talkative before, "Little Yang, I see you I didn’t eat much food, did I see someone outside?”
"No, auntie, I, I usually eat very little." Yang Zi didn't want to be misunderstood, so he quickly jumped out to explain.
Zhou Mu and Cui Hao almost threw up when they heard this, isn't Yang Zi a foodie?
"Heh, won't you blush if you tell nonsense with your eyes open?" Qiao Zainan took a spoonful of soup, drank it leisurely, and revealed the truth mercilessly.
Yang Zi's head hangs low, now it's all right, his face is completely lost, what should I do.
Qiao's mother glared at her son, wondering why this kid was getting more and more rude, "How can you talk, kid! Also, your classmate finally came here, and he didn't bring food for others, he just cared about eating by himself! "
Qiao Zainan rolled his eyes in his heart, got up and went to the kitchen to fetch a plate, picked up the dishes on the table one by one, and then passed the food to Yang Zi like feeding a cat, "Eat quickly, as long as you eat The slowest, go to the kitchen to help my mother wash the dishes after eating."
"... Qiao is in the south!" Qiao's mother was so angry that she almost spit out the rice grains in her mouth, "How can you let the guests wash the dishes!"
"Mom, it's okay. He is willing. If you don't believe me, you can ask him." As he said, Qiao Zainan smiled and stared at Yang Zi.
"Enen, I am willing!" Finally, he could show himself, but he couldn't give up the opportunity, Yang Zi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
"..." Qiao's mother looked at Yang Zi's sincere eyes, and then saw her son throwing her a look of "you see, I knew it would be like this", she felt a mess in the wind.
Yang Zi didn't pretend anymore, and within a few minutes, he wiped out all the food that Joe gave him in Nanjia, and finally burped contentedly.
Qiao's father and Qiao's mother were struck by him again.
After they finished eating, only Yang Zi and Qiao Ma were left to clean up the dishes. Holding a handful of chopsticks, Yang Zi couldn't help sighing in his heart: It's really like living together...
"Xiao Yang, what are you laughing at? You're so happy!" Mother Qiao laughed after seeing his happy face.
"Hey..." Yang Zi shook his head, and suddenly had an idea, "Auntie, can you teach me how to cook... Uh, no... I mean, in the future... if you have time... teach me I..." The more he said, the lower his voice, because he realized that he seemed to be too familiar, would it be annoying, too rude, alas, what should I do...
"Okay, as long as you don't miss the class, come home when you have time, I'll teach you, hehe." Qiao's mother likes cooking very much. She thinks it is a kind of enjoyment to watch people eat the food she cooks. Hearing people praise her for her good craftsmanship She will have an indescribable sense of accomplishment when she is young, and she is also willing to teach and discuss cooking with others.
"Ah, thank you, Auntie." Just now, after seeing Qiao Zainan eat two bowls of rice with his own eyes, Yang Zi made up his mind to grab Qiao Zainan's stomach first, and then slowly grab Qiao Zainan's heart.
"It's really rare. Boys also like to cook." Qiao's mother felt that the boy was more and more sensible, although he looked stupid, "Huh? Could it be that he cooks for the people he likes?"
"..." Yang Zi blushed instantly, and nodded slightly.
"Forget it, I don't want to be hospitalized because of food poisoning. Mom, I advise you to train others." Qiao Zainan came over at some point, and handed the two fruit plates in his hand to Yang Zi, "No, let's take this Wash both of them too."
"Oh..." Yang Zi took it obediently, and his hard-working appearance seemed even more dumbfounded.
"You...Xiao Yang is learning to cook for his girlfriend, not for you to eat. You really know how to put gold on your face!" Qiao's mother complained in her heart that this child is getting less and less cute. I really wonder who he inherited his genes from? !
Yang Zi was a little embarrassed by the words, "Auntie... I, I don't have a girlfriend..."
"Oh?" Mother Qiao looked curious.
"I, the person I like...don't like me..." Yang Zi said this very naturally, but it sounded a bit bitter.
Qiao felt an indescribable feeling in Nan's heart, and he stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.
Qiao's mother thought that Yang Zi was going to cry, so she defended him: "Xiao Yang, which girl do you like? You have such a lack of vision. You say you are so cute, and your personality is so cute. You are smart And sensible, she doesn't accept you?! Did the girl lose her mind, or was she squeezed by the door?!"
"Ah? Uh..." Yang Zi glanced at Qiao Zainan, the other party's downcast face made him scream in his heart, he was a little nervous, worried that Qiao Zainan would frighten his parents by telling the truth, what should he do? , what should I do if I am hated before the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is good, huh, let's bury your head in washing the dishes.
"..." Mom, is that how you scolded your own son?Qiao Zainan wanted to say this but couldn't, so he gritted his teeth and left.
For the first time, Yang Zi did not cause trouble this time, such as breaking three bowls and breaking two plates. He even polished the plates, which was a waste of water, but Qiao Zainan was already very relieved.
After they sat together and chatted for a while, Cui Hao and Zhou Mu proposed to leave. Qiao's father and Qiao's mother hurriedly stood up to persuade Yang Zi to stay, and Yang Zi was also stunned, "Ah? Are you staying here tonight?"
"What do you live in?" Cui Hao rolled his eyes, he was embarrassed to say that he was thick-skinned in front of everyone, pulled Yang Zi up, said goodbye to Qiao's parents and Qiao's mother, and walked to the door.
Yang Zi was still a little dazed when he finished putting on his shoes and stood at the door, and said pitifully to Qiao Zainan: "Then... I'll stay for a while, okay?"
"Yeah, what are you doing leaving so early? Sit for a while." Qiao's mother stared at Qiao Zainan, afraid that he would say something unflattering.
Before Qiao Zainan could react, Cui Hao pulled Zhou Mu with one hand and Yang Zi with the other, and disappeared from their sight, saying, "We'll go back first, goodbye uncle and aunt! "
"Zai Nan, your classmate named Yang Zi is quite interesting, he seems to like playing with you very much, you have a good relationship, right?" This was the first sentence Papa Qiao said after closing the door.
Joe Zainan didn't say anything, he didn't know how to answer.
"The friendship between classmates is precious, you should cherish it!" Dad Qiao patted him on the shoulder, sighed, and went back to the room.
Qiao Zainan: If you knew what kind of fantasies he has for your son, you probably wouldn't say that...
From the moment Qiao Zai Nan came out of Yang Zi's house, Yang Zi was listless. His mood is very complicated now, he is three points happy because he has met Qiao Zai Nan's parents, but he is also seven points sad because he has changed his life from scratch. He acted like an idiot to the end, which certainly didn't impress his parents well.
"Hey, is it possible to be successful? Isn't it because you separated from him? Why are you so out of your mind!" Cui Hao looked at him with a look of hatred.
"Oh, you don't understand." Yang Zi said in a naughty voice.
Zhou Mu felt that the serious Yang Zi was even more funny, "Don't be depressed, Qiao Zainan will be back tomorrow."
Yang Zi nodded blankly, still depressed.
What made him even more depressed was that when the bus stopped at an unknown stop, Cui Hao actually took Zhou Mu and ran away, leaving him alone in the bus.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Zi received a text message from Zhou Mu: Well, I didn't expect him to pull me out of the car suddenly, he... said we won't go back tonight, then, you stay in the dormitory alone Come on, don't run around.
Yang Zi pressed the keyboard in a daze, and replied: Why don't you come back at night, what's the matter?
After 5 minutes, Zhou Mu sent another message: That, you know.
Looking at these big characters, Yang Zi suddenly understood, his face turned red, and he really wanted to say "Damn, you two perverts, you are not ashamed to say such words, you are simply shameless", but he still resentfully gave up. He knew very well that this was an expression of envy, jealousy and hatred.
Yang Zi got out of the car and crossed the road alone, always thought that there was someone beside him, and wanted to grab the other person's arm and lead him to cross the road. This is Yang Zi's habit, and I can't change it, but this time there is no one around, Yang Zi is lonely .
Why every time Joe goes home in Nan, he feels that all his strength has been exhausted. Maybe this is the most real him. In front of Qiao Nan, he always wants to show his best side to him. But he didn't expect to be self-defeating again and again. In fact, sometimes he didn't know what he was excited about, as if he couldn't help but become mentally disabled when facing Qiao Zainan.
Yang Zi returned to the dormitory, surfing the Internet in the empty space, not even interested in chatting with friends, searched for a movie to watch, but did not understand the plot of the story at the end, opened the snacks and did not move, was in a daze all the time, and then Just showering, going to bed, and until he fell asleep he was thinking about what Joe was doing in the South, and whether he thought about him at all.
The author has something to say: ORZ. .The parent series is not finished yet. .There is one more chapter. .Bear with it. .I know that there seems to be not many follow-up articles TT
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23. We are meeting our parents, right? Four [Inverted V]...
When Yang Zi heard knocks on the door one after another, he thought it was a dream, unconsciously pulled the quilt over his head, and muttered: "Knock what knock..."
"Zizi, open the door quickly, are you in the dormitory?" A woman's voice said.
"Stinky boy, get up and open the door!!!" A man's voice said.
"...Why is this voice so familiar?! Oh my god!!" Yang Zi opened his eyes and rolled his eyeballs, and immediately jumped off the bed. He lost all sleepiness before and opened the bedroom door. Stand at the door.
Yang Zi's mouth was in the shape of an "O", Yang's father and Yang mother glanced at him one by one, and stepped into the house to inspect.
Yang Ma spread all the things she brought on Yang Zi's desk, then sat down on the chair, crossing her legs, "Why is it just you, where is your roommate?"
"Uh, they're not here..." Yang Zi regained his composure and hurriedly asked, "How did you find it?"
"Oh, didn't you say that you live in the middle of the left turn on the second floor? Your dad and I knocked all the dormitories around here, and we finally found it..." Yang Ma took it with her hand. Picking up the water glass on the table, he raised his neck and took a sip of water, then handed it to Dad Yang, "No, husband."
"...Why are you doing this, don't you know which dormitory I live in, won't you call me?" Yang Zi didn't even want to leave the dormitory door, it was really embarrassing, "Do you know that your behavior is very attractive? Annoying!"
"Stinky boy!" Father Yang glared at him, "You think I don't want to call you, if your mother didn't stop me and insisted on giving you a surprise, would we need to go to war like this?!"
Yang Zi rolled his eyes, is this a surprise? A surprise... There is no surprise at all!
Yang's mother pretended to sob softly: "You don't even miss your mother, and you complain that your mother came to see you. Me, your father and I came out of the house in the middle of the night and took a 10-hour train...just to see you...You, you still……"
Yang Zi shook his head desperately, he couldn't bear his mother's tricks, "...No, no, how could it be, I'm very happy, very happy...hehehehe..."
Yang's mother really smiled, opened several fresh-keeping boxes in a row, and dragged Yang Zi over, "Zizi, let's see how many delicious foods my mother brought you, let's say yes first, don't eat all of them and leave some for your classmates... ..."
"Wow, it's all my favorite food!" Yang Zi was really hungry, he didn't eat anything last night, and his stomach is now empty, so he drooled at these delicious foods, and grabbed one with his hands without saying a word. Put the dumplings in your mouth, "Three fresh stuffing is delicious~!"
Seeing her son devouring the food, Yang's mother couldn't help worrying if he was having a bad time at school, she kept holding her son's hand and asking questions, and finally got annoyed by Yang Zi's questioning, so she simply put down the lunch box and decided to take them out Go shopping, after all, this is the first time for parents to come to G city.
Who knew that the door opened at this time, and Qiao Zainan walked in. Seeing two strange middle-aged people coming into the room, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled gently: "Is it Yang Zi's parents? Uncles, aunts, you guys Okay, my name is Qiao Zainan, and I'm Yang Zi's roommate." Qiao Zainan thought in his heart, it's definitely a real family, the three of them all have baby faces.
Yang Zi was still swallowing the pot-packed meat at the other end, almost spitting out in shock.
"Ah, okay, this kid is so handsome!" Yang's mother stood up so excited, she walked up to Qiao Zainan, and held his hand, "Our family Zizi has been seldom doing things since he was a child. I guess it will be for you." It has caused a lot of trouble, Auntie, please take care of him in the future..."
"Mom...what are you talking nonsense...!" Yang Zi watched Qiao Zainan's face, afraid that his words would make him unhappy.
Qiao Zainan pulled out his hand naturally, still with a decent smile on his face: "It's okay, don't worry, Auntie."
"So sensible..." Mother Yang sighed in her heart, it would be great if I had such a son...
Father Yang, who had been silent since Qiao Zainan entered the house, suddenly said, "Yang Zi, didn't you just say to take me and your mother out for a walk? Going back by car..."
"Oh..." Yang Zi doesn't want to leave now, the reason is very simple, the sweetheart is back, how can he be willing to leave for half a step, he moved his steps awkwardly, suddenly turned his head and said to Qiao Zainan: "You... ...Why did you come back so early?"
"Well, it's not interesting to stay at home, so I came back early..." Qiao Zainan didn't miss the reluctance in Yang Zi's eyes, he pointed to the door, "You want to go out?"
"Yes, yes..." Yang Zi said angrily.
Father Yang watched the interaction between the two, and couldn't help but interject: "Yang Zi, what are you thinking, let's go!!"
"...Then I'll take them out for a while, and I'll be back soon!" Yang Zi said wringing his fingers.
"Well, you go shopping." As soon as Qiao Zainan finished speaking, she heard Yang's mother yelling: "You might as well go with Xiao Qiao, Zizi will take us out, I always feel uneasy, what if we get lost? Let's do it, besides, it would be more lively if there are more people..."
"No!" Father Yang was the first to object, but he also realized that he had overreacted, so he hurriedly smiled and said to Qiao Zainan: "Student Qiao has something to do when he comes back, so we won't bother him!!"
"...Huh?" Yang Zi was a little confused about what was going on now.
Qiao Zainan always felt that there was something in Yang's father's words, so he frowned slightly. He didn't know what to think, and said: "Uncle, you are too polite. Actually, it's not troublesome at all. Anyway, I have nothing to do, so let's go together. I just happen to be a local, so I can show you the way.”
"Little Qiao, you are really a good person." Yang's mother patted Qiao Zainan on the shoulder and walked out.
Father Yang was so angry that the top of his head was about to smoke, but he could only stare blankly and follow behind his wife.
"...Huh?" Yang Zi, who was still in a sluggish state, was finally pulled out of the door by Qiao Zainan.
Qiao Zainan first took Yang Zi's parents for a stroll around the campus, and then led them to the more famous commercial street in G City.
Because when she came to this city for the first time, Mama Yang was like grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden. Everything she saw was new, especially when she entered a small shop selling clothes, she was reluctant to come out. Obviously the clothes inside could be seen everywhere, but she just felt different.
Yang Zi took advantage of Yang's mother picking out clothes, and whispered to Qiao Zainan, "Pfft, my mother calls you Xiao Qiao, this name is so feminine..."
"Shut up." Qiao heard this name in Nanyue more and more awkward. He stared at him and looked elsewhere. Unexpectedly, this "elsewhere" happened to be "Papa Yang". At this time, Papa Yang was looking at him with murderous eyes. Looking at the two of them, Qiao Zainan sighed, touched his chin and said to Yang Zi: "Have you noticed that your father looked at me as if he was looking at an enemy along the way..."
"!!!" Yang Zi also followed his gaze, and sure enough, his father's face was very ugly. Yang Zi leaned over to Joe and whispered in Nan's ear: "Well, I, my dad can't accept that I'm a colleague. -"
"Yang Zi!! You two separate from me!!!" Yang's father suddenly rushed over and lay between them, Yang Zi was terrified and looked up at Qiao Zainan, but he didn't dare to step past Yang's father .
When Mama Yang came out of the dressing room, she happened to see the three of them staring at each other, "What are you doing! By the way, what time is it?"
Qiao Zainan raised his watch and glanced, "It's almost time."
"I said why I'm a little hungry, then let's go to lunch." Yang Ma asked the waiter to cut off the clothes tags on her body, and walked away wearing new clothes.
Qiao Zainan is very familiar with this area, so he recommended a famous restaurant nearby. He, Yang Zi, Zhou Mu and Cui Hao have all been to this restaurant, and they think it is economical and affordable.
When Yang's mother came in, she already had a great appetite just looking at the promotional pictures in the store, so she decided to ask for a small private room.
Yang Zi naturally wanted to sit with Qiao Zainan, but Dad Yang suddenly appeared between the two of them, and when he was about to sit down, Mom Yang pulled him back, "You are an old man, what are you doing sitting among young people?!"
Father Yang couldn't hold back Mother Yang, but he also warned Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan: "You two give me peace of mind!!!"
Yang Zi didn't care, but concentrated on staring at the menu, ordered a few dishes that Qiao Zai Nan liked, and handed them to Mama Yang with a playful smile.
"Yo, it looks like you've been here before?" Mama Yang smiled, and suddenly remembered something and paused, "You don't like mushrooms, why did you order Kung Pao Pleurotus eryngii?"
Yang Zi lowered his head and smiled dryly, stuck out his tongue, he could feel Qiao Zainan's gaze was on him, and felt ashamed for no reason, as if he was meddling in his own business again, was he being hated again?
"Xiao Qiao, what do you want to eat, order whatever you want, Auntie treats you." Yang's mother pretended to pass the menu to Qiao Zainan out of courtesy.
Qiao Zainan waved his hands quickly, and said with a smile, "Yang Zi finished ordering for me."
"..." Father Yang's sharp eyes immediately swept over, and what made him even more angry was that Qiao Zainan met his gaze very calmly.
"Hehe, it seems that you have a good relationship~~" After ordering, Yang Ma handed the menu to the waiter, then winked at Yang Zi, "Zi Zi, huh?"
"Mom..." Yang Zi really wanted to cover his face, a mother who loves gossip can't afford to be hurt! ! !
"Hey, I'm sorry..." Yang's mother covered her mouth and smiled, "It's pretty good, really, this is not bad... Fuck you!!!"
"Mom, stop talking!!" Yang Zi's face was dark, old lady, can you stop being so sharp!
"I think it's much better than that thousand feet!" Yang's mother hurriedly added when she saw that Qiao felt excellent in Nanyue.
Qiao Zainan took a sip of tea, grabbed the tissue at hand and wiped his mouth to cover up his embarrassment.
"..." Yang Zi's hairs stood on end.
Yang's mother didn't know why Qiao Zainan reacted so strongly, but he probably didn't know Qianchi either, so she rolled up her sleeves and continued chattering: "Stop being obsessed with that Qianchi, you said you haven't met before, you're just Hearing his voice, it’s just called liking? You don’t know him at all, how do you cultivate your relationship, huh? The most important thing is, people don’t dump you at all, you are ruthless and deliberate!”
"..." Yang Zi couldn't even speak now, but just opened his mouth wide in a daze.
Yang's mother got excited while she was talking, she patted the table and stood up, "What's wrong with my son?! Huh? What's the matter with the thousand feet? Isn't it just that the voice sounds a little better?! Can it be eaten as a meal? I guess his character must be not very good, Zizi, let's stay away from that kind of person as soon as possible, do you hear me?!"
"...Mom..." Yang Zi's mood is cloudy now, and he can't wait for Dao Lei to kill him.
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24. Don't be angry [inverted V]...
"By the way, where does that thousand-footed one go to college now? You two are in the same class! Oh, forget it, you won't know if I ask you..." Mama Yang sighed deeply, "You are now Regret it, I insisted on coming to G City for him back then, and you didn’t listen to the advice, but what happened?? You saw him?! You are so naive, have you woken up from the dream now? It’s too late!!”
Qiao Zainan was taken aback when he heard this. He vaguely guessed that Yang Zi reported to the university in G City for him, but he was not sure. Now that he knew the truth, he felt weird.
Yang Zi really wanted to tell his mother: The thousand feet you mentioned is right in front of your eyes!But just thinking about his mother's reaction when she found out, he shut his mouth resentfully.
Yang's mother wanted to open her mouth to continue, but Yang's father pressed her into the chair. Yang's father covered his forehead and said, "Stop talking! You still think your son is not shameful enough, do you?!"
"What do you mean?" Mama Yang raised her eyebrows.
"You think it's an honor for your son to be gay?!"
"Here it comes again. Doesn't our son just like men? Do we need to hide them? I don't understand. As a history teacher, can your thinking keep pace with the times? Why are you so stubborn? What?! Isn’t there so many broken sleeves in history? Why are you still not enlightened?!”
"That's a very small number of people, okay?! We are Chinese in the new century. Can you tell me which law in China allows same-sex marriage?!!!!"
"Why should it be recognized by the law? Homosexuality is not illegal!"
"Have you ever thought about what our son will do if he has no children in the future? Who will take care of him when he gets old?!"
"Feudal, you are really feudal!! Who said that the union between people is to have children! You ask me, who will take care of the son when he gets old, of course it will be his husband?!"
"His husband is a ball of yarn! Can a man be reliable!! No matter, I want to hug my grandson, granddaughter is fine too!!"
"The child can be adopted!!"
"Can people without blood be the same as people with blood?!!!!!!"
"Why are you so stubborn!! Besides, now that medical technology is so advanced, maybe men will be able to have children in the future, and then let Zizi give you ten grandchildren, so what, ten little devils I can’t torture you to death!!”
"..." Yang Zi was dripping with cold sweat. Although he knew that these words were not credible, he imagined this terrifying scene.
What Qiao Zainan thought was that with Yang Zi's small body and physique, after giving birth to ten children, he might not be far from death.
"...This, this..." Dad Yang almost vomited blood, pointing at Mom Yang, his fingers were trembling: "This is what you should say as an obstetrician?!!!!!!!"
"Hmph!" Yang's mother turned her head, "Facing a group of old women all day long, each one has more than one thing, I'm so annoyed! I haven't delivered a man before, can't I think about it?!"
"...Bi Xiaoli, why hasn't your hospital fired you yet!!!"
"...Yang Tiantian, you are questioning my professional level. I am also a graduate of Zhengerba Medical University!!!"
"Me, my teacher qualification certificate is not covered!!!!"
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Qiao was sleepy in Nandu, closed his eyes, feeling a little helpless.
"Stop talking!" Yang Zi made a "shh" gesture, wishing his parents to shut up quickly, while complaining in his heart that his face was completely thrown away by them! >///
The two people who were blushing from the fight stopped, and the dishes they just ordered were served one by one, and the two turned their anger into appetite, which finally made Yang Zi and Qiao Zainan's ears clean a lot.
Yang's mother covered her mouth suddenly, and Yang's father was holding the chopsticks in the air, with a puzzled expression on his face. Following her gaze, he found that Yang Zi was picking vegetables into Qiao Zai Nan's bowl. Zainan seemed to have gotten used to Yang Zi's behavior as well, he ate the food that Yang Zi gave him slowly, felt Papa Yang's murderous gaze, and raised his head to smile politely at Papa Yang.
Yang's father suddenly became furious, and the chopsticks in his hand flew far away, yelling at Yang Zi: "You don't eat by yourself, what kind of food do you give him!!! It's not that he has long hands!!! I have raised you for so many years, Why didn't I see you pick up food for me?!!!"
"...Uh..." Yang Zi couldn't argue, and said anxiously: "Then, Dad, can I clamp it for you, don't talk about it... It's not tiring to call you all the time..."
Yang Zi was about to stretch his chopsticks over when he saw Qiao Zainan put a piece of meat with pickled vegetables into his bowl. He was so flattered that he immediately put the meat in his mouth. is so delicious.
"You guys!!!!" Father Yang was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, and he wanted to protect Yang Zi by his side, and beat Qiao Zai Nanpang again.
Yang Zi quickly grabbed Qiao Zainan's arm and hid behind him, only half of his head was exposed.
Mama Yang grabbed Papa Yang's arm and handed him a slap in the face, "You will die if you eat honestly!"
"Every time I teach Yang Zi a lesson, you take care of it. Now that the child has become like this, you have a great responsibility, do you know!!"
"Put the responsibility on me again, are you a man?!!!"
Chirping quack~~~~~~~~
Chirping quack~~~~~~~~~
They quarreled from before dinner to after dinner, until they left the restaurant, they were still arguing quietly.
Qiao Zainan suddenly discovered that Yang Zi was actually not that scary, after all compared with his parents, he was quite normal.
"I'm sorry, my parents are just like this..." Yang Zi carefully followed behind him, not daring to go forward, for fear of accidentally offending him.
Qiao Zainan didn't express any opinion, because he was really speechless about his parents' behavior. He pointed to a convenience store in front and said, "I'll go buy something for your parents and get them in the car. You take them in first." Waiting room, I'll go find you in a while."
"...Huh?" By the time Yang Zi realized it, Qiao Zaidu had gone far away.
"Zizi, what did Xiao Qiao do?" Yang's mother pointed to Qiao Zainan's back and asked.
"He seemed to say that he went to buy food for you, and I will leave you to eat in the car." Yang Zi was still a little confused.
"No need for him to pretend to be kind!!!" Father Yang jumped out and said angrily.
"This child is so caring, I am relieved to entrust you to him..." Yang's mother almost regarded Qiao Zainan as her prospective son-in-law.
"Go and make his Spring and Autumn Dream, let's go, don't wait for him!!!!" Father Yang said angrily, and then dragged his wife and children into the waiting room.
Because it was the weekend, there were a lot of people at the station, especially students. The three of them couldn't find a seat in the waiting room, so they could only find an empty place near the ticket gate. Yang Zi's thoughts had already flown. Cloud Nine went away, and this absent-minded look made Father Yang want to go crazy.
Not long after, Qiao Zainan entered the waiting room, and Yang Zi spotted him immediately, yelling his name regardless of his image, making Father Yang cover his mouth with his hands in anger.
"Hmm..." Yang Zi tried his best to break free from his father's restraint, ran all the way through the crowd to Qiao Zainan, took the bag in his hand, and said with a smile: "Thank you, I'll see you when I get back." Give you money, hehe."
"No need, it's a return gift for lunch." Qiao Zainan looked around and saw a figure rushing quickly from the crowd. He put his hands in his pockets and looked at the person with a half-smile, "What's the matter, uncle?"
Father Yang was already half a head shorter than Qiao Zainan, and he had a baby face, so he didn't look imposing at all, but he still pointed at Qiao Zainan.
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