Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over
Chapter 103 The embarrassing man speaks dumb, surprise discovery
On the fifth day, Sun Zhixin was able to communicate with Buku smoothly, but the others were far behind.First, Sun Zhixin and Buku are very close, and Buku always likes to be by his Gemma's side. The atmosphere formed between the two is very suitable for promoting the learning of sign language.This is like when learning a new language, there is a group of people who communicate in the new language to learn together, which can always greatly improve the learning speed and application ability.Secondly, Sun Zhixin is an acquired mute. He has a basic language foundation and has no problems in listening and comprehension, which greatly accelerated his learning speed.
Now he has a few more followers. The born dumb hunter is named Roger, which is exactly the same name as Rabbit Roger.He usually comes to learn sign language at night, and Sun Zhixin likes him very much, because his arrival can always keep him busy, and he can distract his mind and ignore the two masters, Naru and Tiger, who always guard the tent every night like door gods Peng outside.
The deaf and dumb man is named A Duogen. He is in his forties. Whether it is the decline in comprehension caused by age, or the communication and understanding barriers caused by the long-term deafness and inability to communicate with others, it has caused his speed in learning sign language. The extremely slow situation occurs.The one who was hoarse from the acquired high fever was called Harris, a young man in his twenties.Sun Zhixin had no hope for this person at all, because the sequelae of high fever caused him mental problems. Although he didn't always drool like ordinary fools, it was much more difficult for him to understand the meaning of gestures than A Duogen, who was in his forties. .
However, Sun Zhixin liked this person very much. Harris' eyes were very clear, his actions seemed a little clumsy and naive, and he would smile blankly, which seemed very cute.His appearance is also very handsome, the overall image is tall and handsome, and the contours of the facial features are as deep and sharp as chisels, like those sunny and beautiful youths described in ancient Greek mythology, which is in line with Sun Zhixin's aesthetics.Generally speaking, Harris is a handsome idiot. If it is put into modern times, it is definitely that kind of idiot.
Harris likes to sit next to Sun Zhixin, perhaps because Sun Zhixin's breath makes him feel very comfortable. He has never been close to anyone before this, and he is only willing to be close to his father - he is also an excellent hunter of the hunter tribe.Otherwise, given the harsh living conditions in prehistoric times, without a strong family to shelter and provide him with a source of life, it is impossible for a disabled youth like him to survive until now.
He also likes to rest his head on Sun Zhixin's shoulder, even though he is slightly taller than Sun Zhixin, at 1.8 meters three.This action made him look cute, and made Sun Zhixin feel depended on, quite proud.So Harris is more concerned about teaching Harris than the others, even though he doesn't understand much.
As for Auric, he is a wise man in the clan, and it is not without reason that he can become a wise man. He is only one step slower than Sun Zhixin and Buku in learning sign language. .
Now Sun Zhixin has to be careful in everything he does, because several people are watching him, and they will mistake any of his small movements for some kind of sign language expression.In sign language, hands are compared to eyes. For a person who can use sign language to communicate, any movement may mean that he is "speaking".
As a result, things got pretty off-line.One day, Sun Zhixin's place was itchy—due to the biological structure of the man, the thing was protruding and drooping. He was wearing a leather skirt and was not restrained by underwear. It always swung back and forth and rubbed. A stiff leather skirt is uncomfortable.Men know it all, sometimes because of various reasons, it will be a little itchy.Sun Zhixin unconsciously stretched out his hand to scratch—don't doubt the existence of this action, if you observe carefully, you will find that most men occasionally do this action inadvertently when no one is around or when they are unconscious.
So did Sun Zhixin, so he scratched unconsciously.But after the scratching was over, he was so embarrassing.
In a blink of an eye, the hands of the people behind him were all stretched out and scratched, from old to young, and they were still looking at him helplessly, probably waiting for his next move to do something.
A whole five people were doing this unscrupulous action of scratching his crotch next to him!
Oric's wretchedness; Buku's innocence; Roger's seriousness; Adogen's imitation; Harris's purity; five people, five breaths, doing the same extremely indecent movement, when combined together An extremely impactful picture is formed.
Sun Zhixin's only reaction after seeing it was to scratch the wall!
Especially Buku, what a good child he is, he has learned badly... and Harris, what a pure and beautiful young man, is actually doing such obscene actions.In theory, this kid is so pure that he can't even masturbate, right?I was also instigated by myself to be so wretched, I am really a good teacher, and I have learned the true meaning of ruining others!
If he could speak, Sun Zhixin would definitely growl: "You are not allowed to learn this movement, forget about it!"
But the reality does not allow, he is now mute.
So Sun Zhixin can only learn from Ultraman, shaking his head desperately, while raising his arms and crossing his chest to make a big cross, which means: NO, NO, NO!This action is absolutely not allowed to learn!
Then, there were five more Ultraman shaking their heads beside him...
Tears ran!
Due to the expansion of the team - Sun Zhixin's personal team seems to be expanding all the time.First there was Buku, then there was Ziggle, then Tarim, Goben, and Alpha.Now there are Aurik, Adogan and Harris.
Well, he is a friend of the handicapped, for the handicapped.Now even he himself is dumb, just making up for it.From generals to small soldiers, they are all high-end goods that either have a problem here or a problem there.
What?Tarim is not disabled?You don't think his problem with strong limbs and simple mind is not a disability?
Auric has more problems, psychological distortion, suspicious and troubled, and likes to mess around with nothing like a shit stick. This is a serious mental disability!Even more difficult to treat!
As for Buku, he is perfect!This is his Sun Zhixin's son, who is not included in this army.
Right now, Sun Zhixin is driving across the river with his own army, picking up all the wild vegetables that can be picked, and planning to make pickles.
At this time, there are much fewer wild vegetables that can be picked than in spring, but it is not impossible to pick them.For example, a large amount of purslane, shepherd's purse, wild cress, even perilla leaves and a small amount of fermented vegetables that have not had time to age.Even Sun Zhixin was lucky enough to find the root of the ear, which is called Houttuynia cordata.In addition, there are not many fragrant cauliflowers, which grow at the foot of the sunny and humid mountain, near the small river.
Sun Zhixin was overjoyed and mobilized everyone to pick them vigorously.Purslane and wild shepherd's purse are both good things. They can be eaten now or marinated. They are perfect for improving the taste in winter.It's not that there are not many Juicai, but because of the season, it has become old, and the taste is not as good as in spring and summer, so there are not many parts that can be eaten.However, in line with the principle of not letting go of it when you see it, it is better to pick off the edible part and marinate it together.
Things like wild cress, houttuynia cordata, and fragrant cauliflower all have a strong pungent aroma, so they are not suitable for pickling.At least it cannot be pickled with other wild vegetables that do not have a special fragrance.Sun Zhixin collects their seeds for purposeful planting in the coming year if the opportunity is right.At the same time, they are all good medicines, and it would be good to ask the old magic stick Auric to collect more.
The biggest discovery was the next day. Since the woods on the other side of the river had been almost excavated, everyone tried to search further.The team has a vigilant guy like Goben, a humanoid radar like Alpha, and a meat shield like Tarim. It seems very safe, and the scope of exploration can be appropriately expanded.
So after arriving at a new forest, Sun Zhixin was surprised to find a taro field nearly two acres wide, which was much larger than the one found in the small forest.It was rotten and limp when cooked, and now it suited him, a dumb man with a sore throat that made it hard to swallow food.It is also very suitable for Alpha, his broken body eats this far better than meat, and can use it to eat with sugar palms to improve the taste.
And even if you can't finish it, you can dig it out and make dried taro.During winter hunting in winter, the temperature will lead to the loss of body temperature and frequent eating is required to replenish energy. For example, hunters’ original two meals a day must be changed to three meals a day, and a meal of dry food must be added in between—this Just good dry food.If you take another step back, it can also be made into snacks. If you have nothing to do, you can chew it to pass the boring time in the cave.
In short, it is great to find this two-acre taro field!
This is not the most important thing. After continuing to go up, he heard the fast-footed brother Ben swearing in the distance.When I went to check it worriedly, I saw that Geben's feet were sunk in a piece of dirt, and the yellow, yellow, red and red thick juice flooded his insteps.He accidentally stepped on a round and somewhat flat object, crushing it, and all the rotting matter inside flowed on his feet.
"Oh, oh! What the hell! Bad luck!" Goben yelled angrily.
Unlucky?It's good luck.Sun Zhixin stared sideways at the thing under his feet, a little in disbelief that Brother Ben could step on this thing.
He thought he saw a pumpkin.Just like that, the shape is round and flat, and there are tendon-like protrusions on the surface. Although it has almost rotted, the shape is like a pumpkin!It is not the long, round, long pumpkin that is common in the modern market, that is, the pumpkin in the north, but the round flat pumpkin that was sold in the market in the early days, and later became less because the taste is not as good as the long pumpkin.Its scientific name is Mexican pumpkin, which is exactly the kind that is dug with skull-like holes for decoration or scaring during Halloween in foreign and western TV shows!
The melon is really not small, it is estimated to weigh close to ten catties, because it is already rotting because it is overripe.Coben poked it down with his foot and directly smashed its thinned skin, turning it into a muddy flesh and squeezing out all the seeds.
This pumpkin is no longer edible, but its seeds are full and ripe, and it will definitely be used to grow pumpkins next year!When Sun Zhixin saw them, he didn't think that they would be delicious even if they were cooked. He only thought about the problem of growing pumpkins by himself.
Pumpkins are very easy to grow. If you dig a hole, just throw the seeds in and bury them in the soil.If you're lazy enough, don't even bother with it, the big deal is that the pumpkin it's in a bad mood isn't big enough.If you are diligent enough, willing to fertilize, take care of what, they will definitely give you rich rewards!
Overjoyed, Sun Zhixin grabbed Brother Ben and tugged for a while, desperately gesticulating the appearance of a pumpkin with his hands, asking Brother Ben to look for it again.
As a result, the group found more than [-] edible pumpkins, and a dozen overripe and rotten pumpkins that could only be seeded.In addition to these, there are tender pumpkin stem tips that are pinched full of hands. This thing can be fried, eaten in soup, or marinated. It tastes surprisingly good.
What a bumper harvest!
Pumpkins can be eaten as a meal or as a vegetable, and they can even be used for viewing. Pumpkins are very beautiful.Sun Zhixin is already fantasizing about the pumpkin garden he developed when spring comes after winter. It is not only beautiful, but also provides vegetables and food, making the life of the tribe better and better.
Didn't Naru and Tiger not allow themselves to hunt?Well, Grandpa will farm at home!Let's see who is better!Let's see who can help the clan more!
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Psychological analysis on hip-scratching behavior:
Sun Zhixin: Itches...
Oric: Hip scratching, it's been a long time since I did it.This smell... um, have I taken a shower recently?
Buku: It feels so weird, so embarrassing.
Roger: This action is so unkind, what does it mean?
Adogen: Not good!want to pee...
Harris: Mmm, it's so comfortable... so embarrassed... I can't stop... can I scratch it a little more?
Unscrupulous uncle: Looking up at the sky.look!There are flying saucers!
Now he has a few more followers. The born dumb hunter is named Roger, which is exactly the same name as Rabbit Roger.He usually comes to learn sign language at night, and Sun Zhixin likes him very much, because his arrival can always keep him busy, and he can distract his mind and ignore the two masters, Naru and Tiger, who always guard the tent every night like door gods Peng outside.
The deaf and dumb man is named A Duogen. He is in his forties. Whether it is the decline in comprehension caused by age, or the communication and understanding barriers caused by the long-term deafness and inability to communicate with others, it has caused his speed in learning sign language. The extremely slow situation occurs.The one who was hoarse from the acquired high fever was called Harris, a young man in his twenties.Sun Zhixin had no hope for this person at all, because the sequelae of high fever caused him mental problems. Although he didn't always drool like ordinary fools, it was much more difficult for him to understand the meaning of gestures than A Duogen, who was in his forties. .
However, Sun Zhixin liked this person very much. Harris' eyes were very clear, his actions seemed a little clumsy and naive, and he would smile blankly, which seemed very cute.His appearance is also very handsome, the overall image is tall and handsome, and the contours of the facial features are as deep and sharp as chisels, like those sunny and beautiful youths described in ancient Greek mythology, which is in line with Sun Zhixin's aesthetics.Generally speaking, Harris is a handsome idiot. If it is put into modern times, it is definitely that kind of idiot.
Harris likes to sit next to Sun Zhixin, perhaps because Sun Zhixin's breath makes him feel very comfortable. He has never been close to anyone before this, and he is only willing to be close to his father - he is also an excellent hunter of the hunter tribe.Otherwise, given the harsh living conditions in prehistoric times, without a strong family to shelter and provide him with a source of life, it is impossible for a disabled youth like him to survive until now.
He also likes to rest his head on Sun Zhixin's shoulder, even though he is slightly taller than Sun Zhixin, at 1.8 meters three.This action made him look cute, and made Sun Zhixin feel depended on, quite proud.So Harris is more concerned about teaching Harris than the others, even though he doesn't understand much.
As for Auric, he is a wise man in the clan, and it is not without reason that he can become a wise man. He is only one step slower than Sun Zhixin and Buku in learning sign language. .
Now Sun Zhixin has to be careful in everything he does, because several people are watching him, and they will mistake any of his small movements for some kind of sign language expression.In sign language, hands are compared to eyes. For a person who can use sign language to communicate, any movement may mean that he is "speaking".
As a result, things got pretty off-line.One day, Sun Zhixin's place was itchy—due to the biological structure of the man, the thing was protruding and drooping. He was wearing a leather skirt and was not restrained by underwear. It always swung back and forth and rubbed. A stiff leather skirt is uncomfortable.Men know it all, sometimes because of various reasons, it will be a little itchy.Sun Zhixin unconsciously stretched out his hand to scratch—don't doubt the existence of this action, if you observe carefully, you will find that most men occasionally do this action inadvertently when no one is around or when they are unconscious.
So did Sun Zhixin, so he scratched unconsciously.But after the scratching was over, he was so embarrassing.
In a blink of an eye, the hands of the people behind him were all stretched out and scratched, from old to young, and they were still looking at him helplessly, probably waiting for his next move to do something.
A whole five people were doing this unscrupulous action of scratching his crotch next to him!
Oric's wretchedness; Buku's innocence; Roger's seriousness; Adogen's imitation; Harris's purity; five people, five breaths, doing the same extremely indecent movement, when combined together An extremely impactful picture is formed.
Sun Zhixin's only reaction after seeing it was to scratch the wall!
Especially Buku, what a good child he is, he has learned badly... and Harris, what a pure and beautiful young man, is actually doing such obscene actions.In theory, this kid is so pure that he can't even masturbate, right?I was also instigated by myself to be so wretched, I am really a good teacher, and I have learned the true meaning of ruining others!
If he could speak, Sun Zhixin would definitely growl: "You are not allowed to learn this movement, forget about it!"
But the reality does not allow, he is now mute.
So Sun Zhixin can only learn from Ultraman, shaking his head desperately, while raising his arms and crossing his chest to make a big cross, which means: NO, NO, NO!This action is absolutely not allowed to learn!
Then, there were five more Ultraman shaking their heads beside him...
Tears ran!
Due to the expansion of the team - Sun Zhixin's personal team seems to be expanding all the time.First there was Buku, then there was Ziggle, then Tarim, Goben, and Alpha.Now there are Aurik, Adogan and Harris.
Well, he is a friend of the handicapped, for the handicapped.Now even he himself is dumb, just making up for it.From generals to small soldiers, they are all high-end goods that either have a problem here or a problem there.
What?Tarim is not disabled?You don't think his problem with strong limbs and simple mind is not a disability?
Auric has more problems, psychological distortion, suspicious and troubled, and likes to mess around with nothing like a shit stick. This is a serious mental disability!Even more difficult to treat!
As for Buku, he is perfect!This is his Sun Zhixin's son, who is not included in this army.
Right now, Sun Zhixin is driving across the river with his own army, picking up all the wild vegetables that can be picked, and planning to make pickles.
At this time, there are much fewer wild vegetables that can be picked than in spring, but it is not impossible to pick them.For example, a large amount of purslane, shepherd's purse, wild cress, even perilla leaves and a small amount of fermented vegetables that have not had time to age.Even Sun Zhixin was lucky enough to find the root of the ear, which is called Houttuynia cordata.In addition, there are not many fragrant cauliflowers, which grow at the foot of the sunny and humid mountain, near the small river.
Sun Zhixin was overjoyed and mobilized everyone to pick them vigorously.Purslane and wild shepherd's purse are both good things. They can be eaten now or marinated. They are perfect for improving the taste in winter.It's not that there are not many Juicai, but because of the season, it has become old, and the taste is not as good as in spring and summer, so there are not many parts that can be eaten.However, in line with the principle of not letting go of it when you see it, it is better to pick off the edible part and marinate it together.
Things like wild cress, houttuynia cordata, and fragrant cauliflower all have a strong pungent aroma, so they are not suitable for pickling.At least it cannot be pickled with other wild vegetables that do not have a special fragrance.Sun Zhixin collects their seeds for purposeful planting in the coming year if the opportunity is right.At the same time, they are all good medicines, and it would be good to ask the old magic stick Auric to collect more.
The biggest discovery was the next day. Since the woods on the other side of the river had been almost excavated, everyone tried to search further.The team has a vigilant guy like Goben, a humanoid radar like Alpha, and a meat shield like Tarim. It seems very safe, and the scope of exploration can be appropriately expanded.
So after arriving at a new forest, Sun Zhixin was surprised to find a taro field nearly two acres wide, which was much larger than the one found in the small forest.It was rotten and limp when cooked, and now it suited him, a dumb man with a sore throat that made it hard to swallow food.It is also very suitable for Alpha, his broken body eats this far better than meat, and can use it to eat with sugar palms to improve the taste.
And even if you can't finish it, you can dig it out and make dried taro.During winter hunting in winter, the temperature will lead to the loss of body temperature and frequent eating is required to replenish energy. For example, hunters’ original two meals a day must be changed to three meals a day, and a meal of dry food must be added in between—this Just good dry food.If you take another step back, it can also be made into snacks. If you have nothing to do, you can chew it to pass the boring time in the cave.
In short, it is great to find this two-acre taro field!
This is not the most important thing. After continuing to go up, he heard the fast-footed brother Ben swearing in the distance.When I went to check it worriedly, I saw that Geben's feet were sunk in a piece of dirt, and the yellow, yellow, red and red thick juice flooded his insteps.He accidentally stepped on a round and somewhat flat object, crushing it, and all the rotting matter inside flowed on his feet.
"Oh, oh! What the hell! Bad luck!" Goben yelled angrily.
Unlucky?It's good luck.Sun Zhixin stared sideways at the thing under his feet, a little in disbelief that Brother Ben could step on this thing.
He thought he saw a pumpkin.Just like that, the shape is round and flat, and there are tendon-like protrusions on the surface. Although it has almost rotted, the shape is like a pumpkin!It is not the long, round, long pumpkin that is common in the modern market, that is, the pumpkin in the north, but the round flat pumpkin that was sold in the market in the early days, and later became less because the taste is not as good as the long pumpkin.Its scientific name is Mexican pumpkin, which is exactly the kind that is dug with skull-like holes for decoration or scaring during Halloween in foreign and western TV shows!
The melon is really not small, it is estimated to weigh close to ten catties, because it is already rotting because it is overripe.Coben poked it down with his foot and directly smashed its thinned skin, turning it into a muddy flesh and squeezing out all the seeds.
This pumpkin is no longer edible, but its seeds are full and ripe, and it will definitely be used to grow pumpkins next year!When Sun Zhixin saw them, he didn't think that they would be delicious even if they were cooked. He only thought about the problem of growing pumpkins by himself.
Pumpkins are very easy to grow. If you dig a hole, just throw the seeds in and bury them in the soil.If you're lazy enough, don't even bother with it, the big deal is that the pumpkin it's in a bad mood isn't big enough.If you are diligent enough, willing to fertilize, take care of what, they will definitely give you rich rewards!
Overjoyed, Sun Zhixin grabbed Brother Ben and tugged for a while, desperately gesticulating the appearance of a pumpkin with his hands, asking Brother Ben to look for it again.
As a result, the group found more than [-] edible pumpkins, and a dozen overripe and rotten pumpkins that could only be seeded.In addition to these, there are tender pumpkin stem tips that are pinched full of hands. This thing can be fried, eaten in soup, or marinated. It tastes surprisingly good.
What a bumper harvest!
Pumpkins can be eaten as a meal or as a vegetable, and they can even be used for viewing. Pumpkins are very beautiful.Sun Zhixin is already fantasizing about the pumpkin garden he developed when spring comes after winter. It is not only beautiful, but also provides vegetables and food, making the life of the tribe better and better.
Didn't Naru and Tiger not allow themselves to hunt?Well, Grandpa will farm at home!Let's see who is better!Let's see who can help the clan more!
The author has something to say: Little Theater:
Psychological analysis on hip-scratching behavior:
Sun Zhixin: Itches...
Oric: Hip scratching, it's been a long time since I did it.This smell... um, have I taken a shower recently?
Buku: It feels so weird, so embarrassing.
Roger: This action is so unkind, what does it mean?
Adogen: Not good!want to pee...
Harris: Mmm, it's so comfortable... so embarrassed... I can't stop... can I scratch it a little more?
Unscrupulous uncle: Looking up at the sky.look!There are flying saucers!
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