Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over

Because Sun Zhixin was about to hold the ceremony with Tiger, Sun Zhixin went there generously with a very solemn heart.

Oh, married, or a second marriage... No, bigamy!

Bigamy is probably only fair and reasonable in this prehistoric era.It's not easy to travel through time, but it's good to catch up with this kind of benefits. Sun Zhixin's heart is bubbling, and if he has to wear Fengguanxia or whatever, he doesn't intend to dislike them, and directly puts on full armor and goes into battle.Of course, it would be even better if there was a Dahongpao for the groom.In short, student Sun's mood is excited, happy and joyful.There is also a little shyness and pre-marital fear, because he is also a man, and he is always a little awkward when he is married to another man.

In terms of his excitement at the time, he almost grabbed a microphone and yelled: "I'm married! Thank my parents for giving birth to me, thank all leaders and comrades, thank cctv, thank mtv, thank..." If Yes, he could gush thanks all night long.

What people didn't expect was that the ceremony of the Sea Breeze Tribe was even simpler than that of the Hunter Tribe. It was so simple that the old woman Marth raised her Wise Staff and shouted: "Tiger and Sun Zhixin will become brothers and sisters from today onwards." !” That’s it.There are no fancy wedding ceremonies, no messing around with the officiant, no lively dinner parties, no lawless bridal chambers, nothing...

From the beginning to the end, the whole thing lasted less than ten seconds, but Sun Zhixin was very depressed.He thought that he had managed to get a bigamy--this is a great benefit that modern people can never enjoy under the constraints of modern laws. He finally managed to enjoy it in the prehistoric era. She tried her best to frighten and show off, but in the end it was over without pain or itching.

what's going on?How can this be?

Sun Zhixin was furious. After all, a bigamy and second marriage found a mistress. Is it easy to have such a happy thing?Before the fun started, the officiant finished talking, and no one would be able to stand it... It feels like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and he has already swallowed it whole before he can taste it.It also feels like going to the hospital to give birth in preparation for all kinds of pain. As soon as you step through the gate of the hospital, you are told by the doctor that your baby has been born accidentally, and you can go home and stay.

Nima!

How annoying!

Especially when Naru was still standing and watching from a distance, Sun Zhixin was driven crazy by his constipated smile. NND, isn't this the first room standing there watching the farce between the male host and the second room?Standing there, Sun Zhixin was so angry that his face was black and blue, and he desperately wanted to run away from the marriage.

There is also Tiger, who looks indifferent, and has no awareness of being married at all.He was busy provoking Naru, while pulling Sun Zhixin whose excited climax was abruptly interrupted, it was very... painful!

What makes people even more angry is that other people have no self-consciousness to participate in other people's weddings. They are squatting, standing or sitting in a shapeless way, and they all look lazy and listless.

And Buku and Ogg, who are horrific to the extreme.Ogg put his arms around himself, and the expression on his face was like watching a show, not watching a ceremony at all.And Buku yawned from beginning to end, and said to Naru: "Papa, when will this ceremony end? Why is it so slow? I want to sleep..."

It only took ten seconds including the shouting, isn't it very slow? !In a modern marriage, from the time when the bride gets up in the morning to put on her makeup to her bridal chamber at night, she has to make noise from six o'clock in the morning to the early morning of the next day.

All kinds of entanglements, coupled with Sun Zhixin's extremely energetic expression of desire and dissatisfaction, Naru's mood of eating delicious food because of seeing Tiger triumphantly was instantly healed, and happily picked up his youngest son, calling for the eldest son, Went home to bed.

Sun Zhixin's "grand" second marriage ceremony ended with thunder but no rain.If you had to use one word to describe Sun Zhixin's second marriage ceremony, it would be: 囧.

Back to Tiger's tent—why did Mao have to go to Tiger's tent instead of his own?This is also what makes Sun Zhixin unhappy.Because Tiger's dilapidated tent was empty and deserted, not at all as good as his own...

Tiger was very happy, looking at Sun Zhixin with a happy face: "We are finally brothers!"

"Yeah!" Sun Zhixin grinned without a smile on his face, still upset.It's the first time I seriously want to get married, so it's over so hastily, it's really not fun.

"Why, puffy face, unhappy?"

Well, no matter how upset you feel, no matter how unsatisfactory you feel, you can't dampen Tiger's joy. Sun Zhixin can feel that Tiger is really happy.Thinking this way in my heart, I finally showed a happy expression on my face, and said with a smile: "No, I just feel..."

Suddenly rolled his eyes, happy.

That's right, I didn't have enough fun just now, but that doesn't prevent him and Tiger from closing the door to have a good time, right?

Seeing that Sun Zhixin's eyeballs were too flexible to keep turning, Tiger felt a headache, and said with a vigilant face: "What the hell are you planning? Don't try to run away, you are mine now."

You're my man... sounds really happy.

"No." Sun Zhixin said with a smile: "Tiger, do you know that in my hometown, the ceremony of two people being together is not held like this. Hey, I said, we are going to be together, can we follow the Let’s have fun in my hometown? It’s very interesting~”

For a person like Tiger, let it be if you don't want to be tempted, because being tempted is a matter of a lifetime.No matter what Sun Zhixin wants to do, he will allow him to play tricks.Looking at Sun Zhixin by the light of the fire, he felt that his own Gemma's handsome face looked better and better, which made Tiger's heart burn. He just wanted to obey him in everything and treat him well in every possible way.Hearing Sun Zhixin's temptation, Tiger was really moved, and said with a smile, "How do you do it in your hometown?"

Sun Zhixin said excitedly, "Let me think about it."

I thought about this for a long time, but I didn't come up with any clever tricks.It stands to reason that they have been married twice, so they should have a lot of experience.But the first time I got married with Naru, I didn't feel anything at all, and the second time I married Tiger, I made all kinds of preparations and made all kinds of preparations, but the result was so sloppy, making Sun Zhixin still look like he was never married A noob.

After thinking about it for a long time, I just remembered that according to the ancient customs, everyone had to drink a cup of wine before taking off their clothes and going to bed in the bridal chamber, and rolled over dates, osmanthus, peanuts and so on for good luck.The process of getting rid of those things can be avoided, and I can't afford that foreign crime.You can drink bouquet wine, marriage wine and so on, which symbolizes two people as one, husband and wife love each other, and they will be married forever, not bad, not bad!

Wine, no.However, there is water that can replace the scorpion, just make a point of it.The wine glass drips...nor, but it's the same with the bowl.

Watching Sun Zhixin's busy work, Tiger found a big bowl and clear water, and then the two scooped a bowl of 'wine' in each hand.

"Drink this?" Tiger asked.

Sun Zhixin nodded, and Tiger lifted his bowl and looked up, intending to drink it all in one gulp.

"Wait, that's not how you drink." Sun Zhixin stopped, and demonstrated that he stretched out his arms to intertwine with Tiger, his arms interlocked, and said, "Drink like this."

Looking at Sun Zhixin's arm wrapped around his arm, Tiger laughed and said, "Interesting."

Sun Zhixin didn't find it interesting, but he found it amusing.In particular, the two arms are still strong and full of masculinity, and even the lines of the tendons are clearly visible. It doesn't look like the normal shape of the toned arms intertwined with the soft and delicate jade arms.Not to mention substituting water for wine, it is also a beautiful thing when heroes cherish heroes.It's just the wine glass... Others drink Hebei wine in the bridal chamber at night, and it is a delicate small cup the size of a fingernail, but here it is a man-shaped big guy with the shape of a sea bowl, which makes people spit.

Sun Zhixin laughed so hard that he finally found a good feeling of bigamy.

Tiger kept looking at Sun Zhixin with his eyes. Seeing Sun Zhixin laugh wildly for a long time, he lowered his head and took a sip. He took a sip himself and asked, "What's the name of this drinking method?"

Sun Zhixin smiled and said: "Originally, these two bowls should be connected with colored ropes, which is called Lianli. We drink a bowl with each other, which is called Jiaobei. After drinking, throw the bowls on the ground, and the two bowls are connected together. Those who are upside down can be joined together, which means a hundred years of good union, that is to say, we have been together for a hundred years and will not be separated."

Speaking of this, my mood fluctuated slightly, and I said leisurely and slowly: "A person can't live a hundred years in a lifetime, and I will give you all the hundred years. I only want to be together happily in this life, and I don't want to have a destiny in the next life. After drinking this Wan, from now on you will be my husband, and I will be your husband, and we will never leave each other."

Hearing this, Tiger's eyes throbbed endlessly, and he was very happy in his heart. He quickly drank the water in the bowl and threw the bowl on the ground.

Feeling moved in his heart, seeing the appearance of the bowl, Sun Zhixin burst out laughing immediately.It faces up, but tonight Tiger intends to charge up on his back to have fun?

He hurriedly drank the water in his own bowl and threw the bowl on the ground, and the bowl really fell down.ha!It is auspicious both in terms of posture and omen!

"Hey!" Tiger said: "One down, one down, according to the language of your hometown, isn't it good?"

"Very good, very good, I just lay down and crush you!" Sun Zhixin laughed happily, looking at Tiger's fit and strong butt with malicious intentions.Looking at the buttocks under the lamp - let's use the firelight as a light... It's really tempting!

Feeling the ambiguous joke in Sun Zhixin's eyes, Tiger smiled calmly: "It's up to you, we are already married, and I will make you happy no matter what. I don't understand anything, you can teach me when the time comes. "

Sun Zhixin was stunned, his heart was beating bulgingly, and finally he couldn't help stretching out his mouth to kiss Tiger's lips, and said in a low voice, "Tiger, you are so kind!"

Tiger turned his face and kissed Sun Zhixin's lips, and said in a whisper-like voice: "I will try my best to make myself better, so that you will always like me. Xiaoxin, we are finally together!"

Sun Zhixin heard the sweet affection and happiness and satisfaction in those words, and the enthusiasm in his heart was aroused, and he kissed along Tiger's ear bit by bit.Tiger's suppressed passion for a long time was further ignited, and he was a beginner who didn't know how to react. He just held Sun Zhixin's waist and pulled him towards him, using his rapidly aroused passion to push him hard. .

Unable to control the passion, Sun Zhixin suddenly remembered something and shouted: "Stop!"

Tiger withdrew his hand from Sun Zhixin's waist in dissatisfaction: "What are you doing again?"

Sun Zhixin hurried over to pick up the bowl on the ground, and shouted, "Oh no, I forgot to have a cup of wine with Naru, just wait for me, I'll be right back, let's get on with it!"

After all, he ran away as if his butt was on fire, leaving Tiger staring at his swollen and painful parts with an unbearable expression, he couldn't laugh or cry.

Only a heartless person like Sun Zhixin can do such an oolong thing as leaving the groom behind on the night of the bridal chamber to drink a second round of joint wine with other men...

Running to Naru, Naru did not sleep.Sun Zhixin lifted the curtain and entered with two bowls smiling. Naru looked at him with both surprise and joy, and asked, "Xiaoxin, what are you doing here without Tiger today?"

"The three of us, we must clearly distinguish who is with whom? I miss you and am happy to see you. Who cares?"

Naru thought for a while, then smiled, seeing that Sun Zhixin started to work, put water in a bowl and handed it to him.

"What is this for?"

"This is called a cup of wine. Tiger and I have already drank it. Now it's your turn to drink it with you. Make up for what we didn't drink last time. After drinking it, the three of us will be reunited for the rest of our lives and have a good relationship for a hundred years."

Naru couldn't help laughing, and because Sun Zhixin always missed him, his heart was warm and sweet, and the only bit of loss was filled by Sun Zhixin's rash words.

"You...what can I say about you?" Naru smiled helplessly, took the bowl and drank it slowly according to Sun Zhixin's method.

The two drank and threw the cups, but it was actually Naru who rushed forward, and Sun Zhixin fell down. It really was a good relationship for a hundred years, one attack and two losses!

Sun Zhixin continued to laugh, laughing until his stomach hurts.

Naru pushed him, and said with a smile, "I've already drank the wine, why don't you go back to Tiger's place?"

"You drive me away..."

"I wish you didn't leave." Naru's eyes jumped slightly, and he took Sun Zhixin's hand and pressed it between his legs: "You feel it, and then decide whether to stay or not. I have held back for a long time."

After only touching it, Sun Zhixin immediately withdrew his hands and smiled dryly.

Naru stretched out his mouth and kissed Sun Zhixin's face, and said with a soft smile, "Go back quickly, anyway, today is also a good day for Tiger to have you, I understand how he feels, he has been looking forward to you for a long time, don't Let him wait too long. Tiger treats you well, even if I see him, I will obey him. The future is still long, you are my Gemma, no one can take it away, and it doesn’t matter if it’s half a day .If you feel that you have wronged me, treat me better in the future and just make out with me. Let's go, I'm not so narrow-minded."

"Yes." Sun Zhixin responded, and gently kissed Nalu: "Naru, I..."

"Go, go, today, do you have to tease me here?"

Sun Zhixin grinned and started to smile, looked at Naru carefully, and couldn't find obvious loss and grievance on his face before he lifted the curtain and went out.

Naru stayed in the tent, picked up the two upside-down bowls, stared blankly for a while, his face slightly bitter.After looking at it for a while, after thinking about it, I knew that this was the inevitable result, and my heart was slowly relieved, thinking about the future life of the three of them over and over again, and fell asleep quietly.