Wear it to Liaozhai to give the boss a smooth hair

Tao Shanze clenched the shoehorn in his hand, thinking about how to go to the kitchen to find a knife for self-defense, it seems that Chi Mei is full of lies, it's not that human beings are monsters in the first place.

No wonder he kept silent about his question, because he couldn't say it at all. Once he said it, Tao Shanze would be vigilant and wouldn't be as dependent as in the world.

But he still suffered.

The wound on the chest seemed to be still aching.

"I accidentally bit you when I came out. I'm sorry, but it's not because you are too fragrant." After licking her paws, Chi Mei started to walk on the ground, and every step was accompanied by a loud thumping sound.

"That's careless? I almost lost blood and died!" Tao Shanze had had enough of his weird face, he shouted: "Get out! Don't stay in my house."

Chi Mei was unmoved, and looked at him lazily, no different from looking at the dead things in the room, and then responded to Tao Shanze with the purr of a strange big cat.

Following his movements, there was a screeching sound, and the horns on Chi Mei's head made notches on the ceiling.

There was a sharp pain in Tao Shanze's heart. His appearance was completely different from the one in Liaozhai. Although they were both monsters, but now this furry one is very cute, and he can't hate it.

Before Tao Shanze could say another word, someone knocked on the door, "Xiao Tao, I am my neighbor, Aunt Zhao."

Tao Shanze could only take a deep breath, gave him a habitual look, and opened the door a crack, "Little Tao, don't you two make too much noise in the middle of the night, our child is going to sleep."

Tao Shanze was confused, "Auntie, I'm sorry, but I'm the only one living in my house."

"Aunt Zhao, let's sleep in a while." Before Tao Shanze could speak, he heard a gentle female voice, and when he turned around, he saw a girl in a suspender nightdress sitting on the sofa and applying lipstick .

Countless beasts are running wildly in Tao Shanze's heart, he has endured too many stimuli tonight, he might as well feel better than Thunderbolt at this moment.

"Little Tao, you are really blessed to have such a good wife."

Tao Shanze nodded with a smile, and as soon as the door closed, he roared angrily, "Chi Mei, what exactly do you want?"

"I don't want to do anything, I just want to eat." The illusion disappeared, and Chi Mei became a big cat again, but it was about the same size as a puppet cat. He quickly jumped onto Tao Shanze, blinking his sky blue eyes look at him.

This sense of touch, which is no different from that of a cat, made Tao Shanze very speechless for a while, Chi Mei continued: "Treat me well, and I will help you next time you enter Liaozhai."

"How to help? Eat me?"

"It will definitely not happen this time. We are so familiar, how could I eat you, but I am curious, who helped you in the end?" Chi Mei purred evenly like a kitten.

Tao Shanze was full of thoughts, naturally it was a crescent white pen he picked up after entering the world of Liaozhai, drew a spell in the air and injected it into Chi Mei's body to wake him up, and he was able to leave the world smoothly.

But obviously, Chi Mei didn't know about it, and Tao Shanze didn't intend to say that it was a life-saving weapon.

"I don't know." Tao Shanze put Chi Mei on the ground, and then poured him cat food.

"You don't want to give me cat food, do you? I'm not a cat. I'm Bai Ze, an ancient beast, a beast, you mere mortal dare to ignore me!" Chi Mei roared, and then his figure suddenly grew bigger , the whole body was cold, and the powerful claws of the limbs directly threw Tao Shanze who was squatting on the ground to the ground.

Two huge eyes stared at Tao Shanze, and said word by word: "I want to eat."

"You...let me go first..." Tao Shanze couldn't breathe under the pressure of a [-]-jin beast, his mouth was covered with hair, his body temperature suddenly rose, and he could only helplessly say: " I'll make it for you..."

Satisfied, the beast returned to the size of a kitten, with a pair of antlers touching Tao Shanze's calf affectionately.

Tao Shanze: "..." He felt that he was being teased by a man.

He couldn't get angry for a while, and he was really hungry. He went to the kitchen to cook first, and when he opened the refrigerator door, he realized why he was belching when he saw him just now, and all the vegetables were gone. There is not even a box of Coke left, and even the meat floss used for baking is only left in bags.

"Chi Mei!" Tao Shanze yelled.

"What are you doing?" Chi Mei sat leisurely on the dining table, shaking her big furry tail, staring at him unblinkingly with two eyes like glass beads, and then glanced at him.

Tao Shanze: "..." If it was a dumpling, he still thinks it is extremely cute, but now it is an unknown species, licking its fur and sticking out its tongue, without any extravagance, just like the one who licked him in the world of Liaozhai The Beast is another one.

In the end, Tao Shanze made egg fried rice with leftover eggs and quick-frozen vegetables in the refrigerator. Each grain of egg fried rice was wrapped with smooth eggs, and there were evenly sliced ​​carrots, ham and peas inside. Tao Shanze put In front of him, "Eat."

Chi Mei licked her paw, "Hey, otherwise how would I eat?"

Tao Shanze sneered, "You don't have enough magic power to transform into a human form, so you can cultivate yourself in my house?"

The small mammal with antlers glanced at it with its big watery eyes.

After all, Tao Shanze couldn't be cruel, so he took a spoonful and put it near his mouth. His pink tongue licked the rice grains and the spoon clean, "More."

Tuanzi protested, wanting to receive the same treatment as Chi Mei, but just as Chi Mei was on the table, Chi Mei flicked Tuanzi off with a tail, "Stupid cat, stay away from me."

Tao Shanze: "..."

Tuanzi shivered and got into the cat's litter box.

After eating and drinking enough, this small antler animal hiccupped and burrowed into Tao Shanze's bedroom. After a while, a very handsome man came out, wearing clothes that were obviously one size smaller than him, holding a book in his hand, "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" was written on it.

Tao Shanze took a deep breath, "Why are you wearing my clothes?"

"How about I run around naked?" Chi Mei sat on the sofa carelessly, and opened the ancient book.

This is a thread-bound book with yellowed pages and tattered outer skin, as if it was found at a second-hand book stall.It's just that the four characters above are very clear.

Chi Mei didn't open the book, but just stared at the four big characters above, "The things in the underworld can be understood by mortals."

Tao Shanze took the book and read it carefully, it was very old-fashioned. He remembered that as long as he found all the pages of the book, he could get rid of the disease, but he was stupid after opening it - it was all blank.

"Where are the pages I found?" Tao Shanze asked in disbelief.

"You are a mortal, how could you see it." Chi Mei sneered.

"Don't think that the pages you find are in this book, what you find is just a stepping stone to enter the world next time."

"I pulled everyone in for the first time, but if a world doesn't come out, you won't have a stepping stone for the next time, and you will end up getting lost in the world," Chi Mei yawned, "Think about it slowly, I'm going to sleep first."

Then Chi Mei walked into Tao Shanze's bedroom very naturally, and lay leisurely on Tao Shanze's bed.

"..." Tao Shanze laughed angrily, where did he get the confidence?

"I like the smell on your body very much. Maybe we have seen it in ancient times." Chi Mei said in a daze, then curled up and turned into a miniature Bai Ze beast again.

Tao Shanze really wanted to hold him by the back of the neck and put him on the ground, but the nature of keeping cats for many years made him reluctant to deal with such a small thing, so he finally lay down beside Chi Mei.

Forget it, let's talk about it tomorrow.

Three minutes later, the little horned beast had already purred evenly, but Tao Shanze tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep, all because his mind was thinking about the golden spell, the crescent moon white pen. He doesn't know any words, but he can read them, and these words happen to be the sharp weapon to restrain Chi Mei.

Just like the curse between Tang Seng and Monkey King, Chi Mei seemed to have completely forgotten how bloody he was in the world of Liaozhai, so he took it lightly with a single bite.

If the wound didn't disappear, Tao Shanze should be disabled at the first level now, and even pulling 120 may not be able to save him.