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As the sun was setting and the setting sun was shining, Chi Mei was sitting at the entrance of the alley in a green gown, walking swayingly, holding a rocking fan in her hand.

This day is sweltering and not cool at all, he thought, let the gods in the sky come down to see the climate in this world in person, and then let them re-establish the weather barrier.

But everyone in the street knows that Chi Mei is a dumb person, and he usually doesn't answer when he speaks, and he doesn't look straight at people. If the storyteller at the street corner tells a sad story and arouses everyone's sighs, he doesn't react. It's like there's no emotion.

"Wait someone?"

Seeing Chi Mei, Zhou Lan said half-jokingly, "You are waiting for that person to buy sesame seed cakes, aren't you?"

After all, there was a burst of laughter, if the people in the alley had time to play tricks on Chi Mei, Chi Mei would not react anyway.

"Talking to you, what are you waiting for at the alley all day?" Zhou Lan continued, he teased and went to grab Chi Mei's fan, but Chi Mei swung him sideways.

Zhou Lan refused to give up and continued to grab, but he didn't know what happened. He was walking to the right, but his legs seemed to be disobedient. There was blood.

"What's the matter with you?" Zhou Lang just raised his fist, wanting to punch him, who knew that when he raised his eyes, he saw Chi Mei's eyes like a deep pool. He had never seen Chi Mei like this before. No matter what, he didn't show any expression to him, but today's solemnity and the bottomless depth frightened him.

Zhou Lan's body is out of his control, but he can't lose with his mouth, "You are lucky today, you can just stay like this until the curfew, when the time comes, the government will arrest you and beat you!"

Chi Mei didn't speak, and leaned against the wall, the rocking fan was shaking slightly.

He was injured by Tianlei just now, and his bones were aching all over his body. He didn't have much reaction to this ordinary mortal, but his eyes saw Zhou Lan's road to the next life through his body, and he immediately felt sad Fortunately, his descendants will have a reincarnation of Pixiu, which will change their family's fortune, which is also considered lucky.

But he was right, he was waiting for someone.

He came to the world because he saw the appearance of his little finger bone. At the beginning, he broke off his little finger bone through the chaotic world and threw it into the other six realms. Because his finger bone is a part of Honglian's body, so as long as Honglian appears, His phalanx will definitely respond, whether it is the world of gods, immortals, humans, demons, demons, or the underworld.

According to his recent observations in Shihan Hell, in the human world, this location, the southwest corner, was in the 13th year of Ming Chongzhen.

Chi Mei thought about it, why did he suffer in the Ten Cold Hell, enduring the ravages of sky thunder every thousand years?But as long as he thinks about it, he will have a splitting headache, and the pain he suffers all over his body is no less than that of Heavenly Tribulation. Later, he simply doesn't want to, but as long as he doesn't want to, even the image of Honglian gradually fades in his mind.

He was painting his portrait every day at the seaside of Ten Cold Hell, no matter how many times he painted it, whether it was engraved on stone or written on paper, it would disappear without a trace with his last stroke.

Honglian, Honglian, he said silently in his heart, then took the handle of the fan and wrote two words in the palm of his hand, wishing to sharpen the handle of the fan so that blood could be carved.

As the sky was getting dark, at a house in the middle of the alley, he saw a child who had been waiting for a long time. He stood at the door, as if waiting for the time, but he was very happy.

His figure was translucent, but his body shone with a scorching light, and he seemed to be a man of great cultivation.

That family is about to give birth, Chi Mei knows, but he doesn't know if it is the person he was waiting for.

"Who is that?" He heard someone ask.

"Pu's family." Someone responded. "Ma'am has a big belly, she's probably going to give birth soon."

Hearing that Chi Mei walked over, his body became more and more transparent as he moved forward. No one noticed that someone was walking in the alley and disappeared without a trace. In fact, he was in a state that ordinary people could not see. exist.

"What are you waiting for?" Chi Mei walked over and asked.

"Wait until you come to this world." The child said in a low voice.

He carried a pen on his back, so he should be a person who can write.

Chi Mei felt it for a while, and found that it had nothing to do with her red lotus, but now that nothing happened, she just chatted.

"So when will you be able to go in?" he asked.

"I don't know, maybe I came early and I still can't get in." The child pressed his hand on the door, and there was a pale golden net invisible to the naked eye on the door of Pu's house, which hindered his progress.

"When the golden net is gone, I will naturally go in." The child continued.

Chi Mei put her hand on the net, the net is extremely hard, it seems that she has to wait for a while to get in, "Why don't we come and have a chat."

He has been in the Ten Cold Hell for too long, and he is accompanied only by Qiongqi, who can't speak. When he came to the human world, he couldn't talk casually with ordinary people because of the prohibition. Now he feels very kind when he sees the child.

"Okay." The child nodded happily, and then a golden light flashed on his head.

Chi Mei sat on the steps, pulled the child to sit down together, "I have a lot of stories I want to tell you, what do you want to hear first? There is Painted Skin, there is Nie Xiaoqian, and Kao Chenghuang..."

"Paint skin..." said the child.

So Chi Mei started to talk about it, he was very familiar with it, seven or eighty years ago, he found someone to find the fragments of the tower with him, and what he entered was the world of painted skin. The cutest animal in the world.

As the sun rose, there were more people at the entrance of the alley.

"So, Xiao Wei became a little fox in the end, and it was a big dream for him to come to the world." Chi Mei finally finished speaking, and he sighed, "It's a pity, that person accompanied me to the world of Huapi. If the illness on his body is not cured, he will leave."

"What about Nie Xiaoqian?" the child asked.

"Nie Xiaoqian..." Chi Mei thought for a while, then continued, "It's very long..."

They talked from sunset to sunrise, and Chi Mei became hoarse afterwards, but Pufu's net still didn't disappear.

"Why is this net so hard?" Chi Mei sighed, but he hadn't spoken for a long time, and he was very attached to this child, so he talked with great interest.

So Chi Mei told all the stories he had experienced in the past thousands of years, including of course the hearsay stories he heard from the ghosts in the Ten Cold Hell.

The child listened carefully with his chin propped up, and kept writing down the story with his pen on the way.

"If I remember, I will write the story down," said the child.

"Well, you probably won't remember, and then there will be a brand new life." Chi Mei smiled, got up and pulled the net at the back, it was a little looser than before, and it seemed that he would be able to get in after a while.

"Hmm." The child nodded, "Are you a god?"

"No." Chi Mei shook his head, "I guess he is the worst kind of person."

"Oh." The child's tone did not change at all, "Then can you tell me your name? Then I can find you in the future."

"Chi Mei, what about you?" Chi Mei asked.

The child pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket. It was a roster of yin and yang, and he could know the name of the future. It was lightly golden rice paper. He looked at it and said:

"Songling, the word stays immortal."