The original misunderstood me! ! !
Chapter 05
As soon as the words fell, the hairs all over Wen Yue's body exploded.
Kiss kiss...kiss me?
He subconsciously looked at Yu Zheyuan's lips.Pale and translucent with a little pink, like peach blossoms covered with thin snow in early spring...
"No, no, the doctor said that you must abstain from sexual intercourse for three months!!!"
Wen Yue was pushed to the limit, unable to care about anything.He pushed Yu Zheyuan away violently, like a boy from a good family who was belittled by his disciples, he ran out of the Nuan Pavilion without looking back, and rushed to the atrium.
This look of "running away from the wilderness" fell into Yu Zheyuan's eyes, and there was a vague smile in his usually calm and deep eyes.
But that smile is like frost, and it melts when the wind blows.Only the cool morning light in early spring casts a long and lonely silhouette in front of the window.
……
Wen Yue didn't know the way, he only knew how far to run, and his heart was about to explode.
Yu Zheyuan is worthy of being the old driver of the original book, and he is so handy in teasing him. It seems that the guess in the comment section is correct. He and Mozun can be in harmony every day so that they can't stop. It must be Yu Zheyuan's instruction and guidance!
Just imagine, a "seduction" with all kinds of charms sends hints and invitations to you, even a straight steel man like him can't help but "bend slightly".
too frightening.
Run!
Wen Yue's scalp went numb, and the alarm in his brain screamed frantically.The excitement just now turned into the motivation to run wildly, and ran directly to the foot of the mountain through the huge atrium.
After running like this for a quarter of an hour, Wen Yue calmed down a little, so he slowed down his pace, and changed from a headless jogging at the beginning to a jogging like a morning exercise, which can be regarded as exercise and getting familiar with the terrain.
The place where Yuzheyuan lives is Bizhu Peak, one of the nineteen peaks in Qilian.
Qilian Mountains is an ancient dragon vein, and there are countless caves in Lingshan Mountain, big and small, among which the most famous one has nineteen peaks, so it is called "Qilian Nineteen Peaks".
Surrounded by mountains, Bizhufeng is not the tallest and majestic, nor the most beautiful, but it is the most abundant spiritual power and the most suitable place to raise people.
The original book once mentioned that Yu Zheyuan didn't live here before.It was after the body was destroyed and the pride was shattered that he came here to live in seclusion for recuperation.
For example, Zitu Peak, where Duan Xi is located, is also one of the nineteen peaks in Qilian. It is very close to Bizhu Peak, and Yujian can reach it in a short time.
Unlike the sect settings in common comprehension texts, there is no "sect" in Qilian Mountains, and they are all casual cultivators.Every mountain has its own owner, and everyone shares aura, like a friendly neighbor in modern society.
Wen Yue ran, completely calm, knowing that it would not do to keep dodging like this, so he simply turned back.
Along the way, the bamboo sea was rustling, the blue waves were like anger, and when he looked up, he could only see the sky like a cover, the scales and clouds changing, and the abundant spiritual power lingering around him, which made him feel "light as a swallow" and "moving like flying" for the first time. Feel.
Wen Yue recalled the original work while walking, trying to correspond and write down the route.
As written in the book, Bizhu Peak is huge, and each part has different uses.
For example, the original host and Yu Zheyuan lived in Yunyu Pavilion on the top of the mountain, and the male and female hosts lived in their own small buildings halfway up the mountain.Daily life or practice places such as sword practice field, spiritual pool, Zhaitang, and retreat caves are scattered all over the mountains. In addition, there are various "passwords of love" hidden——
What Mozun built the Zhaixing Pavilion for Xianjun, where you can talk about love, watch the scenery and divination. The result of divination is usually "I predict that I will love you more tomorrow than today".
For another example, the fairy likes to plant flowers and weeds, and the demon king collects exotic flowers and weeds everywhere to please him. If there are seeds, he grabs the seeds, but if there are no seeds, he forcibly digs them out and transplants them.
For another example, Xianjun likes small animals, so Mozun built him an "Extraordinary Beast House" filled with cute small animals.
……
The reason why Wen Yue remembers these places clearly is precisely because the women in the original book take the initiative to flirt with men in these places!The comment area drives in these places every day!
However, it was probably because he was walking in the wrong place, or the original owner set up a hidden formation. Wen Yue went around, but he didn't see the "holy land of love" and "parking lot" in the original book, only the continuous forest sea and a few places. Streams and caves, the scenery is pretty good.
He came to the halfway up the mountain, looked up, and could see the Yunyu Pavilion, which was surrounded by clouds and mist.
After a long pause, Wen Yue still didn't have the courage to take the initiative to find Yu Zheyuan.
Just wait...
"Quack-quack-"
Wen Yue was distracted when he suddenly heard two frog calls.
He turned his head and saw Situ Yi and Luo Yu coming out from behind a big tree. Situ Yi was still holding a yellow and green animal that looked like a frog.
When Situ Yi saw Wen Yue, his eyes lit up, and he ran towards him: "Master—Master!"
He was so excited that he rushed all the way across the ditch, not only splashing mud on his trouser legs, but also almost splashing Luo Yu behind him.
Fortunately, Luo Yu still kept a standard distance of three feet from Situ Yi, so he was not splashed all over.
"Run slower." Wen Yue's eyelids twitched, "What are you talking about?"
Situ Yi brought the little thing in front of Wen Yue as if offering a treasure: "It's a frog! Master, look at his yellow-green stripes, don't they look like gold inlaid jade? I suspect that this is a new species, made by Xianjun specially. Here comes the Lucky Frog!"
Wen Yue and Luo Yu: "..."
Luo Yu chased after her, flicked the hem of the blue skirt, and corrected him indifferently: "It's not a frog, it's a toad/toad."
"Ah? It's a frog, right?" Situ Yi approached and stared at the "frog", "I think it looks pretty pretty."
Luo Yu: "It's a toad/toad."
Situ Yi: "Frog."
Luo Yu: "Toad/toad."
Situ Yi: "Frog?"
Luo Yu stopped talking.
Situ Yi: "...Okay."
He glanced at Luo Yu, stretched out his finger and poked the "frog" who was kicking and screaming desperately: "Mei Yu said you are a toad, and you are a toad. Hey, are you still not happy? Go to the strange animal house. It's been a good day."
Wen Yue stared at the unknown species: "...Is this a strange beast collected by Xianjun?"
"Yeah, it was rescued by Xianjun on his way to find Master three days ago." Situ Yi said, "Xianjun said that he felt something wrong with the wheel when he was halfway on the road that day. I picked up this green...uh, toad in the gap."
"Poor little thing, I almost got run over." Situ Yi imitated Yu Zheyuan's tone.
"..." Wen Yue always felt that something was wrong, "Isn't the luan chariot pulled by cranes?"
Situ Yi: "Yes."
Wen Yue: "Don't the cranes fly in the sky?"
Situ Yi nodded: "Yes."
"But once in a while, when you get tired from flying, you can also run on the ground." Probably because of being carried by one leg for too long, "Frog" couldn't even struggle, and only puffed up his face in grief and anger, his eyes widened. .Seeing this, Situ Yi hurriedly put it in the palm of his hand, and continued to poke its soft belly, "The Immortal Lord takes pity on small animals, and he will let the crane rest if he is not willing to let the crane get too tired."
"Just like he treats this...toad, he treats it with tenderness, and he is not willing to let the little thing lose his life." Situ Yi praised sincerely, "Xian Jun is really kind-hearted!"
Toad lay paralyzed in Situ Yi's palm, with his feet on his back, and rolled his eyes weakly.
Situ Yi wrapped the toad in the palm of his hand, and said to Wen Yue and Luo Yu: "Let's go to the Yishouzhai and give it a home."
Luo Yu nodded expressionlessly.
Wen Yue is also looking forward to it, now he can visit Xianjun's "zoo".
On the way, Situ Yi repeatedly wanted to give Wen Yue the toad to play with, but Wen Yue resolutely refused.
"By the way, Master, don't you remember the Alien Beast House?" Situ Yi asked.
Wen Yue nodded: "I used to collect exotic beasts for Xianjun?"
"One part was obtained by you, Master, and the other part was picked up by the immortal." Situ Yi said, "Every strange beast will be well taken care of after it comes here, and they all like it here."
Wen Yue nodded, looking forward to it even more.
"By the way, did you change the back of my clothes?" Seeing Luo Yu walking behind, who should not be able to hear him, Wen Yue asked casually.
"Otherwise, what can I do? Xianjun said that he wanted to undress you, but you opened his hand, which made him very sad." Situ Yi looked at Wen Yue with some complaints, "Master, you really went too far , you were not like this before!"
Wen Yue: "..."
Why do you tell children this kind of thing!
They walked around a natural lake, passed through a bamboo forest, and came to the depths of the dense forest with gurgling streams.
"Here we are." Luo Yu said.
Wen Yue:?where is it?
Seemingly aware of Wen Yue's doubts, Situ Yi took his arm and walked through a complicated formation.
After the last step, a burst of white light emerged from the ground, and the real Yishouzhai appeared in front of him.
"Master, remember?" Situ Yi looked at Wen Yue eagerly.
"Of course." Wen Yue was dizzy by his walk, so he could only bite the bullet and pretend, "...do you think you are a fool as a teacher?"
You can see exquisite small houses with green bamboo walls and fences. Some roofs are open to the air, and some are covered with green grass leaves. The overall environment is quiet and spacious, which can be regarded as a comfortable "zoo".
Wen Yue followed Luo Yu and Situ Yi to visit several huts one by one.
There are common insects, fish, birds and beasts, as well as "strange beasts" that he has never seen before.Some of them are furry, some have scales, ugly or beautiful in appearance, all kinds of strange things, they all lie very quietly on the roof or curl up in the corner, motionless and lazy.
"You're here." Wen Yue followed Luo Yu around a hut, and suddenly saw the figure he had been hiding for a long time.
Yu Zheyuan seemed to have forgotten what happened an hour ago, and waved to Wen Yue: "A Yue, come here."
He was dressed in white, turned sideways, and was holding a brown grass to feed a small animal in the corner of the fence.
The animal was about the size of a palm, with silver fur and three white lines on its back. It looked docile and beautiful.
"It's a silver squirrel!" Situ Yi rushed to introduce.
Wen Yue was stunned for a moment.
Without him, the sun shone on Yu Zheyuan's body, and the sickness faded away, and the exposed skin was so fair that it was somewhat translucent.
The light coated Yuzheyuan's side face with a layer of golden outlines. Yuzheyuan, who is so gentle and bows his head to feed small animals, is like a piece of warm and shining jade, so vivid that people can't take their eyes off it.
Beauty deceives people.
Fortunately, Wen Yue learned to control, and after taking a look at Yu Zheyuan, he immediately ordered himself to look away to observe the silver squirrel huddled in the nest.
Wen Yue: "Huh? Why doesn't it eat?"
Yu Zheyuan has been patiently bringing the grass to its mouth, but the silver squirrel shrinks in with its eyes closed, but does not open its mouth.
"I know why!" Situ Yi fell in love with the feeling of answering his master's doubts.He took a step forward, stretched out his free left hand, and lifted the chinchilla up.
Silver Squirrel trembled suddenly: "Squeak!"
Fortunately, Situ Yi quickly let go of its tail, and put the furry silver squirrel into Yu Zheyuan's palm.
Yu Zheyuan took it, weighed the silver squirrel with a heavy palm, and coaxed: "Eat a little."
The silver squirrel's silver fur exploded slightly, and it was dumbfounded. Sure enough, it opened its mouth and began to gnaw on the brown grass.
Yu Zheyuan raised the corners of his lips and smiled.
The scene in front of him was so eye-catching, Wen Yue couldn't help but glance at Yu Zheyuan again: "How did you do this?"
"It's simple," Situ Yi said proudly, "If the Immortal Monarch comes out, there's nothing he can't handle."
"These strange beasts are pampered, and occasionally they become anorexic."
"Fortunately, Xianjun is patient and gentle. Every time you just put it in the palm of your hand and coax them, they will eat obediently!"
Kiss kiss...kiss me?
He subconsciously looked at Yu Zheyuan's lips.Pale and translucent with a little pink, like peach blossoms covered with thin snow in early spring...
"No, no, the doctor said that you must abstain from sexual intercourse for three months!!!"
Wen Yue was pushed to the limit, unable to care about anything.He pushed Yu Zheyuan away violently, like a boy from a good family who was belittled by his disciples, he ran out of the Nuan Pavilion without looking back, and rushed to the atrium.
This look of "running away from the wilderness" fell into Yu Zheyuan's eyes, and there was a vague smile in his usually calm and deep eyes.
But that smile is like frost, and it melts when the wind blows.Only the cool morning light in early spring casts a long and lonely silhouette in front of the window.
……
Wen Yue didn't know the way, he only knew how far to run, and his heart was about to explode.
Yu Zheyuan is worthy of being the old driver of the original book, and he is so handy in teasing him. It seems that the guess in the comment section is correct. He and Mozun can be in harmony every day so that they can't stop. It must be Yu Zheyuan's instruction and guidance!
Just imagine, a "seduction" with all kinds of charms sends hints and invitations to you, even a straight steel man like him can't help but "bend slightly".
too frightening.
Run!
Wen Yue's scalp went numb, and the alarm in his brain screamed frantically.The excitement just now turned into the motivation to run wildly, and ran directly to the foot of the mountain through the huge atrium.
After running like this for a quarter of an hour, Wen Yue calmed down a little, so he slowed down his pace, and changed from a headless jogging at the beginning to a jogging like a morning exercise, which can be regarded as exercise and getting familiar with the terrain.
The place where Yuzheyuan lives is Bizhu Peak, one of the nineteen peaks in Qilian.
Qilian Mountains is an ancient dragon vein, and there are countless caves in Lingshan Mountain, big and small, among which the most famous one has nineteen peaks, so it is called "Qilian Nineteen Peaks".
Surrounded by mountains, Bizhufeng is not the tallest and majestic, nor the most beautiful, but it is the most abundant spiritual power and the most suitable place to raise people.
The original book once mentioned that Yu Zheyuan didn't live here before.It was after the body was destroyed and the pride was shattered that he came here to live in seclusion for recuperation.
For example, Zitu Peak, where Duan Xi is located, is also one of the nineteen peaks in Qilian. It is very close to Bizhu Peak, and Yujian can reach it in a short time.
Unlike the sect settings in common comprehension texts, there is no "sect" in Qilian Mountains, and they are all casual cultivators.Every mountain has its own owner, and everyone shares aura, like a friendly neighbor in modern society.
Wen Yue ran, completely calm, knowing that it would not do to keep dodging like this, so he simply turned back.
Along the way, the bamboo sea was rustling, the blue waves were like anger, and when he looked up, he could only see the sky like a cover, the scales and clouds changing, and the abundant spiritual power lingering around him, which made him feel "light as a swallow" and "moving like flying" for the first time. Feel.
Wen Yue recalled the original work while walking, trying to correspond and write down the route.
As written in the book, Bizhu Peak is huge, and each part has different uses.
For example, the original host and Yu Zheyuan lived in Yunyu Pavilion on the top of the mountain, and the male and female hosts lived in their own small buildings halfway up the mountain.Daily life or practice places such as sword practice field, spiritual pool, Zhaitang, and retreat caves are scattered all over the mountains. In addition, there are various "passwords of love" hidden——
What Mozun built the Zhaixing Pavilion for Xianjun, where you can talk about love, watch the scenery and divination. The result of divination is usually "I predict that I will love you more tomorrow than today".
For another example, the fairy likes to plant flowers and weeds, and the demon king collects exotic flowers and weeds everywhere to please him. If there are seeds, he grabs the seeds, but if there are no seeds, he forcibly digs them out and transplants them.
For another example, Xianjun likes small animals, so Mozun built him an "Extraordinary Beast House" filled with cute small animals.
……
The reason why Wen Yue remembers these places clearly is precisely because the women in the original book take the initiative to flirt with men in these places!The comment area drives in these places every day!
However, it was probably because he was walking in the wrong place, or the original owner set up a hidden formation. Wen Yue went around, but he didn't see the "holy land of love" and "parking lot" in the original book, only the continuous forest sea and a few places. Streams and caves, the scenery is pretty good.
He came to the halfway up the mountain, looked up, and could see the Yunyu Pavilion, which was surrounded by clouds and mist.
After a long pause, Wen Yue still didn't have the courage to take the initiative to find Yu Zheyuan.
Just wait...
"Quack-quack-"
Wen Yue was distracted when he suddenly heard two frog calls.
He turned his head and saw Situ Yi and Luo Yu coming out from behind a big tree. Situ Yi was still holding a yellow and green animal that looked like a frog.
When Situ Yi saw Wen Yue, his eyes lit up, and he ran towards him: "Master—Master!"
He was so excited that he rushed all the way across the ditch, not only splashing mud on his trouser legs, but also almost splashing Luo Yu behind him.
Fortunately, Luo Yu still kept a standard distance of three feet from Situ Yi, so he was not splashed all over.
"Run slower." Wen Yue's eyelids twitched, "What are you talking about?"
Situ Yi brought the little thing in front of Wen Yue as if offering a treasure: "It's a frog! Master, look at his yellow-green stripes, don't they look like gold inlaid jade? I suspect that this is a new species, made by Xianjun specially. Here comes the Lucky Frog!"
Wen Yue and Luo Yu: "..."
Luo Yu chased after her, flicked the hem of the blue skirt, and corrected him indifferently: "It's not a frog, it's a toad/toad."
"Ah? It's a frog, right?" Situ Yi approached and stared at the "frog", "I think it looks pretty pretty."
Luo Yu: "It's a toad/toad."
Situ Yi: "Frog."
Luo Yu: "Toad/toad."
Situ Yi: "Frog?"
Luo Yu stopped talking.
Situ Yi: "...Okay."
He glanced at Luo Yu, stretched out his finger and poked the "frog" who was kicking and screaming desperately: "Mei Yu said you are a toad, and you are a toad. Hey, are you still not happy? Go to the strange animal house. It's been a good day."
Wen Yue stared at the unknown species: "...Is this a strange beast collected by Xianjun?"
"Yeah, it was rescued by Xianjun on his way to find Master three days ago." Situ Yi said, "Xianjun said that he felt something wrong with the wheel when he was halfway on the road that day. I picked up this green...uh, toad in the gap."
"Poor little thing, I almost got run over." Situ Yi imitated Yu Zheyuan's tone.
"..." Wen Yue always felt that something was wrong, "Isn't the luan chariot pulled by cranes?"
Situ Yi: "Yes."
Wen Yue: "Don't the cranes fly in the sky?"
Situ Yi nodded: "Yes."
"But once in a while, when you get tired from flying, you can also run on the ground." Probably because of being carried by one leg for too long, "Frog" couldn't even struggle, and only puffed up his face in grief and anger, his eyes widened. .Seeing this, Situ Yi hurriedly put it in the palm of his hand, and continued to poke its soft belly, "The Immortal Lord takes pity on small animals, and he will let the crane rest if he is not willing to let the crane get too tired."
"Just like he treats this...toad, he treats it with tenderness, and he is not willing to let the little thing lose his life." Situ Yi praised sincerely, "Xian Jun is really kind-hearted!"
Toad lay paralyzed in Situ Yi's palm, with his feet on his back, and rolled his eyes weakly.
Situ Yi wrapped the toad in the palm of his hand, and said to Wen Yue and Luo Yu: "Let's go to the Yishouzhai and give it a home."
Luo Yu nodded expressionlessly.
Wen Yue is also looking forward to it, now he can visit Xianjun's "zoo".
On the way, Situ Yi repeatedly wanted to give Wen Yue the toad to play with, but Wen Yue resolutely refused.
"By the way, Master, don't you remember the Alien Beast House?" Situ Yi asked.
Wen Yue nodded: "I used to collect exotic beasts for Xianjun?"
"One part was obtained by you, Master, and the other part was picked up by the immortal." Situ Yi said, "Every strange beast will be well taken care of after it comes here, and they all like it here."
Wen Yue nodded, looking forward to it even more.
"By the way, did you change the back of my clothes?" Seeing Luo Yu walking behind, who should not be able to hear him, Wen Yue asked casually.
"Otherwise, what can I do? Xianjun said that he wanted to undress you, but you opened his hand, which made him very sad." Situ Yi looked at Wen Yue with some complaints, "Master, you really went too far , you were not like this before!"
Wen Yue: "..."
Why do you tell children this kind of thing!
They walked around a natural lake, passed through a bamboo forest, and came to the depths of the dense forest with gurgling streams.
"Here we are." Luo Yu said.
Wen Yue:?where is it?
Seemingly aware of Wen Yue's doubts, Situ Yi took his arm and walked through a complicated formation.
After the last step, a burst of white light emerged from the ground, and the real Yishouzhai appeared in front of him.
"Master, remember?" Situ Yi looked at Wen Yue eagerly.
"Of course." Wen Yue was dizzy by his walk, so he could only bite the bullet and pretend, "...do you think you are a fool as a teacher?"
You can see exquisite small houses with green bamboo walls and fences. Some roofs are open to the air, and some are covered with green grass leaves. The overall environment is quiet and spacious, which can be regarded as a comfortable "zoo".
Wen Yue followed Luo Yu and Situ Yi to visit several huts one by one.
There are common insects, fish, birds and beasts, as well as "strange beasts" that he has never seen before.Some of them are furry, some have scales, ugly or beautiful in appearance, all kinds of strange things, they all lie very quietly on the roof or curl up in the corner, motionless and lazy.
"You're here." Wen Yue followed Luo Yu around a hut, and suddenly saw the figure he had been hiding for a long time.
Yu Zheyuan seemed to have forgotten what happened an hour ago, and waved to Wen Yue: "A Yue, come here."
He was dressed in white, turned sideways, and was holding a brown grass to feed a small animal in the corner of the fence.
The animal was about the size of a palm, with silver fur and three white lines on its back. It looked docile and beautiful.
"It's a silver squirrel!" Situ Yi rushed to introduce.
Wen Yue was stunned for a moment.
Without him, the sun shone on Yu Zheyuan's body, and the sickness faded away, and the exposed skin was so fair that it was somewhat translucent.
The light coated Yuzheyuan's side face with a layer of golden outlines. Yuzheyuan, who is so gentle and bows his head to feed small animals, is like a piece of warm and shining jade, so vivid that people can't take their eyes off it.
Beauty deceives people.
Fortunately, Wen Yue learned to control, and after taking a look at Yu Zheyuan, he immediately ordered himself to look away to observe the silver squirrel huddled in the nest.
Wen Yue: "Huh? Why doesn't it eat?"
Yu Zheyuan has been patiently bringing the grass to its mouth, but the silver squirrel shrinks in with its eyes closed, but does not open its mouth.
"I know why!" Situ Yi fell in love with the feeling of answering his master's doubts.He took a step forward, stretched out his free left hand, and lifted the chinchilla up.
Silver Squirrel trembled suddenly: "Squeak!"
Fortunately, Situ Yi quickly let go of its tail, and put the furry silver squirrel into Yu Zheyuan's palm.
Yu Zheyuan took it, weighed the silver squirrel with a heavy palm, and coaxed: "Eat a little."
The silver squirrel's silver fur exploded slightly, and it was dumbfounded. Sure enough, it opened its mouth and began to gnaw on the brown grass.
Yu Zheyuan raised the corners of his lips and smiled.
The scene in front of him was so eye-catching, Wen Yue couldn't help but glance at Yu Zheyuan again: "How did you do this?"
"It's simple," Situ Yi said proudly, "If the Immortal Monarch comes out, there's nothing he can't handle."
"These strange beasts are pampered, and occasionally they become anorexic."
"Fortunately, Xianjun is patient and gentle. Every time you just put it in the palm of your hand and coax them, they will eat obediently!"
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