The original misunderstood me! ! !
Chapter 61 How about I become a girl?
Situ Yi's hair stood on end for a moment, and he almost exploded.
But Luo Yu didn't realize anything was wrong, and even interpreted Situ Yi's stiffness as "acquiescence", so he tightened his arms inch by inch, and locked Situ Yi in his arms inch by inch.
He finally really felt Situ Yi's body temperature.
God knows what he is these days? How did he get here.It seems that since the last time we parted, every time we got farther away from him, the reluctance in my heart multiplied. Even the silver barracuda that fell on the ground was preserved by him as a specimen, dried as fish, and tasted a little every day.
A small hole was dug out of his heart, with gurgling blood flowing from it. He often had palpitations and could not sleep, and he would also have some bizarre dreams.
In the dream, Situ Yi would smile at him sweetly, and when he saw his eyes glowing, he would curl his lips and tear up in grievance, and say to him, "Why aren't you sister Yu?"
"I am? Ah." Luo Yu said in a dream.
Really? Strange? Strange?Every time Luo Yu woke up, he would think, why did he dream again? Situ Yi?
The moment I saw Situ Yi, this problem was easily solved—something about to come out took root and sprouted in the chest cavity, and a single little flower grew out.
"I miss you all the time in my dreams." Luo Yu rested his head on Situ Yi's neck, sniffing Situ Yi's breath almost greedily, "Don't you miss me?"
A layer of goosebumps appeared on Situ Yi's neck, and he was not feeling well.
He panicked: "Luo, Luo Yu...can you let me go?"
Luo Yu: "...No."
"Are you hitting on me?" Situ Yi said.
Luo Yu: "..."
This sentence? Like a sharp sword, it swept away the ambiguous atmosphere and brought Luo Yu back to the reality he didn't want to face.
His face turned pale, could he bear it? Forbearance, he couldn't hold it back, he put more force on Situ Yi as if in a fit of anger, and lowered his voice, as if he was holding back the grievance and resentment, his voice was hoarse and dangerous :"What did you say?"
"I said..." Situ Yi couldn't breathe under his grip, and began to struggle violently, "Can you let me go?!"
Luo Yu: "..."
As if being hit directly on the chest by a heavy hammer, Luo Yu's heart hurts sharply, and the whole person is in a trance?
He lowered his head slightly and looked at Situ Yi, who was crushed by him in his arms, as if he suddenly woke up from a nightmare, and let go of his hands.
Situ Yi immediately jumped out like a fish.
His face was flushed, panting heavily, and he looked at Luo Yu as if he was facing a big enemy.
The hostile gaze pierced Luo Yu's heart like ice picks.
Luo Yu paused for a moment, then suddenly pulled the corner of his lips in a self-deprecating way: "You don't even want to pretend?"
Situ Yi was about to break out in a cold sweat. He said reluctantly, "I'm thinking about? Yumei, isn't it? You!"
"Sister Yu?" Luo Yu's whole body was tense, his fingers were loose? Tight again, his face was a bit grim, "Can you tell the difference? Are we not? The same person?"
"Or? It's just a gender you like, not me?" Luo Yu's eyes were like two bottomless vortexes, revealing a feeling of sadness and madness, "Why?!"
"What's so good about a woman? Can't Master and Mozun be in love?! Why can't we?"
His voice was hoarse and harsh, which made Situ Yi inexplicably afraid, afraid to say what he was thinking.
——Girls are? Well, it’s fragrant and soft, not like his body is hard and has more abdominal muscles than him, so it hurts to hold it!
——How are they the same as Shizun Xianjun?He only likes girls by nature, why do you have to force him?
At this moment, in Situ Yi's eyes, Luo Yu who asked sharply why he didn't like him was like a scourge, making him just want to escape.
Situ Yi was afraid that Luo Yu would rush up and "lock his throat" again, and no matter how Luo Yu lied to him, after all, the two grew up together, and their master was a Taoist companion. He didn't want them to really tear their faces apart and draw their swords at each other? .
Situ Yi stared at Luo Yu who seemed to explode at any moment, Xiao? took two steps back cautiously, maintaining a sufficient distance from Luo Yu, and emphasized again: "I really only like girls."
Can you let me go?
The latter sentence? His intuition was wrong, so he didn't dare to say it.
But just? His backing movement is enough to drive Luo Yu crazy?.
Luo Yu stared at Situ Yi backing away, and suddenly smiled.
In the next moment, his figure flashed to Situ Yi like a ghost, stretched out his hands like iron pincers, and clasped Situ Yi's shoulders.
Situ Yi: "..."
The sudden distance made Situ Yi's scalp explode, and he wanted to draw his sword reflexively, but when he saw Luo Yu's red eyes, he forcibly held back.
I don't know what happened to Luo Yu's hands or feet. They used to be taller than him. After recovering their real identities, Luo Yu is now half a head taller than him.
He just looked down at Situ Yi with bloodshot eyes: "You only like girls?"
Situ Yi scared the little chicken pecking at the rice.
Luo Yu: "Then how about I turn back into a woman?"
Situ Yi: "...!!!"
For Situ Yi, the lethality of this sentence was comparable to the moment when he knew that Luo Yu was actually a man.
His eyes were dull, and his whole body was like seeing a ghost in daylight.
Excessive surprise and panic caused Situ Yi to have a stress reaction—he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly sacrificed the teleportation talisman, and moved himself into the locust tree!
When Luo Yu came to his senses, he violated his teacher's order and traveled thousands of miles at night just to secretly meet the person who disappeared from him again?
……
Wen Yue and Xie Shu's trip went smoothly, because Shi Tian, who had been "deadly stared" by He Gujian, was obviously terrified, and behaved like a man with his tail between his legs all the way, turning into a shivering bald quail, leading the way conscientiously.
This treasure place is about the size of the side hall in the Zichen Palace. After entering the locust tree, you will come to an open space. You need to open nine stone gates and bypass the secret passages to reach the end and enter the treasure room.
Fortunately, with Shi Tian leading the way, it was easy for them to come in.
Wen Yue looked around, and found that this treasure room was really inconspicuous. There were torches lit by open flame symbols embedded in the wall, and there were several large coffin-like boxes on the left, right and front, which looked ordinary like a utility room. , not as "golden and brilliant" as Wen Yue wanted.
However, compared to the Zichen Palace outside, at least the secret passages and treasure chests are intact, so they won't be desolate and appalling.
Shi Tian tried his best to conceal the strangeness of his voice: "My lords, this is right here."
Wen Yue: "Where is the Nine Dragon Banner?"
Shi Tian: "The Mozun never told us, and I'm not sure..."
When he said this, he swallowed wildly, and his words were a little slurred, for fear that He Gujian would be dissatisfied with his answer, so he would end up killing him with his sword.
Wen Yue looked at the sword spirit who had been keeping silent all this time, acting as a humanoid killer: "Xiao Yuan, did he lie?"
"No," Jianling paused. "Let's search separately."
The three of them divided their tasks, Wen Yue looked for the treasure chest on the left, Xie Shu looked for the right, and Jian Ling was in charge of the front.
"Squeak-"
Probably? I am confident that no one will find the locust tree formation. Even if I enter the locust tree, I will be blocked by many organs. There is no defense on the treasure chest. ?stand up.
The dim light shone along the opened wooden board into the treasure chest, revealing the dizzying treasures inside.
There are talismans with scrawls and flying brushes that seem to be quite lethal, strange magic tools with various uses, jewels worth thousands of gold, orphan copies with old covers that have long been rumored to be extinct?...all piled up in a mess At the same time, the placement is random or even messy.
Wen Yue even caught a glimpse of a gold and red mandarin duck bellyband that was obviously used by a woman scattered among them, and her hair was covered with black lines.
——Mozun used to be really rambunctious.
He has long known the appearance of the Nine Dragons Banner from Xie Shu - rolled up like a bright yellow scroll, unrolled it is one foot long and three feet wide, like a banner, with Nine Dragons painted on it, lifelike.
Should be? It's easy to find.
However, Wen Yue turned the treasure chest upside down, but couldn't find a similar flag.
He turned his head to look at Xie Shu and Sword Spirit. Both of them seemed to have a feeling. They turned their heads together, shook their heads at Wen Yue, and then looked at each other blankly.
Wen Yue: "..."
Shi Tiangui stood on the side obediently, not daring to breathe, so he could only minimize his sense of existence.
Seeing that he was standing honestly, Wen Yue felt a little relieved.Right now, nothing was found in this box, so he simply put down the lid of the box in his hand, and walked to another treasure box, intending to lift the lid.
At this moment, there was an exclamation in his mind: [——Ah! 】
What passed through several layers of stone gates? Barriers, issued? A muffled sound of "bang".
Wen Yue and Xie Shu: [... Ah Yi? 】
[I'm fine!Come in and hide! ] Situ Yi came in too hastily, and fell like a dog eating mud, his voice was trembling, as if he was about to cry?, 【Master, Master, it's so scary, woo woo woo. 】
Just as Wen Yue wanted to ask the silly apprentice what happened? Why did he use the teleportation talisman, Situ Yi's more terrified voice sounded?
【It, how did it come out? Came?? ! 】
Wen Yue and Xie Shu: [What? 】
Situ Yi: [Hundred ghosts copy! 】
Ever since Situ Yi fell into the locust tree magic circle, his universe bag began to move uneasily.
Situ Yi fell to the ground with all kinds of meat and vegetables, and kept replaying Luo Yu's last scary words in his mind? His thinking was extremely chaotic, so it was too late? Only after a few steps did he realize that something was shaking in the Qiankun bag? I rushed out? Come out!
"Crash-"
The pages of the book turned violently without wind.
Countless portraits of ghosts and ghosts flashed by, and finally stayed on the first side, the little girl in a peach pink skirt and a pair of horns on her head.
Her originally closed eyes swished open, revealing a dazed expression.
In the next moment, a peach-pink fragrance wafted out from the pages of the book, and Xiao Taoyao's figure disappeared in the book, turning into a cloud of pink smoke, and slammed into the stone gate leading to the Treasure Pavilion!
But Luo Yu didn't realize anything was wrong, and even interpreted Situ Yi's stiffness as "acquiescence", so he tightened his arms inch by inch, and locked Situ Yi in his arms inch by inch.
He finally really felt Situ Yi's body temperature.
God knows what he is these days? How did he get here.It seems that since the last time we parted, every time we got farther away from him, the reluctance in my heart multiplied. Even the silver barracuda that fell on the ground was preserved by him as a specimen, dried as fish, and tasted a little every day.
A small hole was dug out of his heart, with gurgling blood flowing from it. He often had palpitations and could not sleep, and he would also have some bizarre dreams.
In the dream, Situ Yi would smile at him sweetly, and when he saw his eyes glowing, he would curl his lips and tear up in grievance, and say to him, "Why aren't you sister Yu?"
"I am? Ah." Luo Yu said in a dream.
Really? Strange? Strange?Every time Luo Yu woke up, he would think, why did he dream again? Situ Yi?
The moment I saw Situ Yi, this problem was easily solved—something about to come out took root and sprouted in the chest cavity, and a single little flower grew out.
"I miss you all the time in my dreams." Luo Yu rested his head on Situ Yi's neck, sniffing Situ Yi's breath almost greedily, "Don't you miss me?"
A layer of goosebumps appeared on Situ Yi's neck, and he was not feeling well.
He panicked: "Luo, Luo Yu...can you let me go?"
Luo Yu: "...No."
"Are you hitting on me?" Situ Yi said.
Luo Yu: "..."
This sentence? Like a sharp sword, it swept away the ambiguous atmosphere and brought Luo Yu back to the reality he didn't want to face.
His face turned pale, could he bear it? Forbearance, he couldn't hold it back, he put more force on Situ Yi as if in a fit of anger, and lowered his voice, as if he was holding back the grievance and resentment, his voice was hoarse and dangerous :"What did you say?"
"I said..." Situ Yi couldn't breathe under his grip, and began to struggle violently, "Can you let me go?!"
Luo Yu: "..."
As if being hit directly on the chest by a heavy hammer, Luo Yu's heart hurts sharply, and the whole person is in a trance?
He lowered his head slightly and looked at Situ Yi, who was crushed by him in his arms, as if he suddenly woke up from a nightmare, and let go of his hands.
Situ Yi immediately jumped out like a fish.
His face was flushed, panting heavily, and he looked at Luo Yu as if he was facing a big enemy.
The hostile gaze pierced Luo Yu's heart like ice picks.
Luo Yu paused for a moment, then suddenly pulled the corner of his lips in a self-deprecating way: "You don't even want to pretend?"
Situ Yi was about to break out in a cold sweat. He said reluctantly, "I'm thinking about? Yumei, isn't it? You!"
"Sister Yu?" Luo Yu's whole body was tense, his fingers were loose? Tight again, his face was a bit grim, "Can you tell the difference? Are we not? The same person?"
"Or? It's just a gender you like, not me?" Luo Yu's eyes were like two bottomless vortexes, revealing a feeling of sadness and madness, "Why?!"
"What's so good about a woman? Can't Master and Mozun be in love?! Why can't we?"
His voice was hoarse and harsh, which made Situ Yi inexplicably afraid, afraid to say what he was thinking.
——Girls are? Well, it’s fragrant and soft, not like his body is hard and has more abdominal muscles than him, so it hurts to hold it!
——How are they the same as Shizun Xianjun?He only likes girls by nature, why do you have to force him?
At this moment, in Situ Yi's eyes, Luo Yu who asked sharply why he didn't like him was like a scourge, making him just want to escape.
Situ Yi was afraid that Luo Yu would rush up and "lock his throat" again, and no matter how Luo Yu lied to him, after all, the two grew up together, and their master was a Taoist companion. He didn't want them to really tear their faces apart and draw their swords at each other? .
Situ Yi stared at Luo Yu who seemed to explode at any moment, Xiao? took two steps back cautiously, maintaining a sufficient distance from Luo Yu, and emphasized again: "I really only like girls."
Can you let me go?
The latter sentence? His intuition was wrong, so he didn't dare to say it.
But just? His backing movement is enough to drive Luo Yu crazy?.
Luo Yu stared at Situ Yi backing away, and suddenly smiled.
In the next moment, his figure flashed to Situ Yi like a ghost, stretched out his hands like iron pincers, and clasped Situ Yi's shoulders.
Situ Yi: "..."
The sudden distance made Situ Yi's scalp explode, and he wanted to draw his sword reflexively, but when he saw Luo Yu's red eyes, he forcibly held back.
I don't know what happened to Luo Yu's hands or feet. They used to be taller than him. After recovering their real identities, Luo Yu is now half a head taller than him.
He just looked down at Situ Yi with bloodshot eyes: "You only like girls?"
Situ Yi scared the little chicken pecking at the rice.
Luo Yu: "Then how about I turn back into a woman?"
Situ Yi: "...!!!"
For Situ Yi, the lethality of this sentence was comparable to the moment when he knew that Luo Yu was actually a man.
His eyes were dull, and his whole body was like seeing a ghost in daylight.
Excessive surprise and panic caused Situ Yi to have a stress reaction—he couldn't bear it anymore, and directly sacrificed the teleportation talisman, and moved himself into the locust tree!
When Luo Yu came to his senses, he violated his teacher's order and traveled thousands of miles at night just to secretly meet the person who disappeared from him again?
……
Wen Yue and Xie Shu's trip went smoothly, because Shi Tian, who had been "deadly stared" by He Gujian, was obviously terrified, and behaved like a man with his tail between his legs all the way, turning into a shivering bald quail, leading the way conscientiously.
This treasure place is about the size of the side hall in the Zichen Palace. After entering the locust tree, you will come to an open space. You need to open nine stone gates and bypass the secret passages to reach the end and enter the treasure room.
Fortunately, with Shi Tian leading the way, it was easy for them to come in.
Wen Yue looked around, and found that this treasure room was really inconspicuous. There were torches lit by open flame symbols embedded in the wall, and there were several large coffin-like boxes on the left, right and front, which looked ordinary like a utility room. , not as "golden and brilliant" as Wen Yue wanted.
However, compared to the Zichen Palace outside, at least the secret passages and treasure chests are intact, so they won't be desolate and appalling.
Shi Tian tried his best to conceal the strangeness of his voice: "My lords, this is right here."
Wen Yue: "Where is the Nine Dragon Banner?"
Shi Tian: "The Mozun never told us, and I'm not sure..."
When he said this, he swallowed wildly, and his words were a little slurred, for fear that He Gujian would be dissatisfied with his answer, so he would end up killing him with his sword.
Wen Yue looked at the sword spirit who had been keeping silent all this time, acting as a humanoid killer: "Xiao Yuan, did he lie?"
"No," Jianling paused. "Let's search separately."
The three of them divided their tasks, Wen Yue looked for the treasure chest on the left, Xie Shu looked for the right, and Jian Ling was in charge of the front.
"Squeak-"
Probably? I am confident that no one will find the locust tree formation. Even if I enter the locust tree, I will be blocked by many organs. There is no defense on the treasure chest. ?stand up.
The dim light shone along the opened wooden board into the treasure chest, revealing the dizzying treasures inside.
There are talismans with scrawls and flying brushes that seem to be quite lethal, strange magic tools with various uses, jewels worth thousands of gold, orphan copies with old covers that have long been rumored to be extinct?...all piled up in a mess At the same time, the placement is random or even messy.
Wen Yue even caught a glimpse of a gold and red mandarin duck bellyband that was obviously used by a woman scattered among them, and her hair was covered with black lines.
——Mozun used to be really rambunctious.
He has long known the appearance of the Nine Dragons Banner from Xie Shu - rolled up like a bright yellow scroll, unrolled it is one foot long and three feet wide, like a banner, with Nine Dragons painted on it, lifelike.
Should be? It's easy to find.
However, Wen Yue turned the treasure chest upside down, but couldn't find a similar flag.
He turned his head to look at Xie Shu and Sword Spirit. Both of them seemed to have a feeling. They turned their heads together, shook their heads at Wen Yue, and then looked at each other blankly.
Wen Yue: "..."
Shi Tiangui stood on the side obediently, not daring to breathe, so he could only minimize his sense of existence.
Seeing that he was standing honestly, Wen Yue felt a little relieved.Right now, nothing was found in this box, so he simply put down the lid of the box in his hand, and walked to another treasure box, intending to lift the lid.
At this moment, there was an exclamation in his mind: [——Ah! 】
What passed through several layers of stone gates? Barriers, issued? A muffled sound of "bang".
Wen Yue and Xie Shu: [... Ah Yi? 】
[I'm fine!Come in and hide! ] Situ Yi came in too hastily, and fell like a dog eating mud, his voice was trembling, as if he was about to cry?, 【Master, Master, it's so scary, woo woo woo. 】
Just as Wen Yue wanted to ask the silly apprentice what happened? Why did he use the teleportation talisman, Situ Yi's more terrified voice sounded?
【It, how did it come out? Came?? ! 】
Wen Yue and Xie Shu: [What? 】
Situ Yi: [Hundred ghosts copy! 】
Ever since Situ Yi fell into the locust tree magic circle, his universe bag began to move uneasily.
Situ Yi fell to the ground with all kinds of meat and vegetables, and kept replaying Luo Yu's last scary words in his mind? His thinking was extremely chaotic, so it was too late? Only after a few steps did he realize that something was shaking in the Qiankun bag? I rushed out? Come out!
"Crash-"
The pages of the book turned violently without wind.
Countless portraits of ghosts and ghosts flashed by, and finally stayed on the first side, the little girl in a peach pink skirt and a pair of horns on her head.
Her originally closed eyes swished open, revealing a dazed expression.
In the next moment, a peach-pink fragrance wafted out from the pages of the book, and Xiao Taoyao's figure disappeared in the book, turning into a cloud of pink smoke, and slammed into the stone gate leading to the Treasure Pavilion!
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