Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

"young married woman!"

Outside the palace, Xiong Er was facing the palace gate, his thin clothes shivering against the cold wind.

I don't know how long he stood outside, his nose dripping from the cold.Seeing Mo Liang come out, Xiong Er smirked and flew up, the snot stretched in the wind, along the side of his face like a kite on a string, fluttering, fluttering, fluttering.

Mo Liang thought it was Wei Lan who came.

Think about it carefully, if Wei Lan came, how could these guards report?

Mo Liang couldn't hide the disappointment on his face.But after seeing the giant thing that kept rushing and the string of snot fluttering in the wind, the loss quickly turned into panic, and he yelled "Don't, don't, don't", while retreating quickly.

In the end, he forgot that there were steps behind him, so when he stumbled, Mo Liang fell very badly.Coincidentally at this time, Xiong Er also came one after another, and Mo Liang, like Mount Tai, uttered a near-death cry of "uh".

Instead, Xiong Er threw himself into his arms.

Xiong Er hugged Mo Liang tightly, rubbing his face back and forth against his chest, with a happy expression on his face.

Mo Liang looked down at the snot stained on the left and right of his clothes, with a bitter expression on his face.

"What do you mean?"

Mo Liang looked at the instigators who brought Xiong Er here, Dynasty and Ma Han, and asked very angrily and with difficulty.

"That's what we need to ask you."

"Huh?" Mo Liang was puzzled.

Wang Chao coughed and said very solemnly: "Brother Mo, although you and I have worked together for many years, in the face of righteousness, there is no room for personal affection."

"speak English!"

Ma Han said: "As the saying goes: If you want others to be ignorant, you must do nothing yourself. Now that you have done something, you have to be responsible to the end."

"Did you two have your brains caught by the door when you left the government office?"

The two couldn't help sighing and shaking their heads, looking at Mo Liang, like a monk looking at a stubborn villain, his eyes are full of love.

Wang Chao said: "Old man Ma just went to the Yamen to beat drums, and you, Mo Liang, are the one who sued."

Mo Liang widened his eyes and said, "Sue me?"

Ma Han said: "Yes. This is the pleadings."

Mo Liang took it with difficulty, and browsed through it. These two damn characters are like earthworms crawling. They were written by your two grandchildren, right? !

Wang Chao said: "Old man Ma has been lonely all his life, and there is only such a son who depends on each other."

Ma Han said: "Although the two Xiongs are a little stupid, it is the old man Ma's life. So we can't just sit idly by."

Wang Chao said: "Although we know that you were just drunk that day and didn't do it on purpose..."

Ma Han said: "Besides, Xiong Er is a man after all, so he won't get pregnant if he does it."

Wang Chao said: "But in the end, insulting people's innocence is insulting people's innocence."

Ma Han said: "Since you have defiled him, you have to be responsible to the end."

When the two sang together, it was like singing an opera, Mo Liang's face turned green with anger.

Mo Liang roared: "Who insults people's innocence?!"

Wang Chao sighed and said: "As a man, you should be brave. Brother Mo, it's boring for you to do this."

Ma Han said: "That day when you and Xiong Er were done with each other, you were bumped into by old man Ma. Now that the old man has reported to the yamen, this paper can't contain the fire. Even if my two brothers want to keep this matter private, it is nothing wrong. "

Wang Chao said: "You also smashed the back of the house. The medical expenses for this claim are all paid for by my brothers."

The voices of the two of them became louder and louder, as if they deliberately wanted to let all the Da Yuezhi guards on duty also hear them.

These guards listened to every word, they all opened their mouths and looked at Mo Liang in shock.

Since the princess gave him such a precious jade pendant, then he is the future son-in-law of the Da Yue Clan.Although His Highness did not say it clearly, everyone knew it clearly.

Men are romantic, but I understand it.However, the future forehead actually raped a man, or is he a lunatic? !

They looked at Mo Liang's eyes and had to take colored eyes.

Mo Liang became furious and cursed: "Fart your mother!... Get up!"

Xiong Er smiled: "Hehehe... Wife! It's messed up! You have to be responsible! Wife!"

"What am I...!"

"What are you doing?"

The carriage stopped.Moyena jumped out of the carriage without waiting for the help of her servants, looked around the group of people, and finally directed her gaze to Mo Liang who was being crushed by Xiong Er.

"Come on!" Moyena raised her hand, "What are you still doing, why don't you take him down quickly and help Mo Liang up!"

Only then did the guards come back to their senses, and went forward to pull Xiong Er.

Xiong Ershi grabbed Mo Liang's clothes and yelled, "I won't leave! I want a wife!"

"You... you're grabbing my flesh!"

This idiot was so energetic, the four of them worked together, but they couldn't get away from Mo Liang.

Moyena shouted: "Trash!"

Mo Luo was also helped out of the car at this time, watching the farce that happened in front of the palace, he asked Wang Chao and the others: "When you come to make trouble in front of my palace, do you guys sit back and ignore it?"

Wang Chao and Ma Han hurriedly clasped their fists together, bowed and said, "His Royal Highness calm down. We and this person are here for official business."

"Business?"

"Yes. This person asked our Shuntian Mansion for a husband, and his husband is exactly Mo Liang."

"Nonsense!" Mo Luo waved his sleeves, "They are all men, how could they become the husband of this lunatic?"

Wang Chao said: "This... This is about the unspeakable incident that happened that night. Your Highness, let me tell you."

Moyena said angrily: "Who wants to listen to the nonsense of you two! Why don't you hurry up and take this lunatic, and leave this princess!"

Coming out of Zhang Zixuan, Moyena was already angry, but now all the grievances in her heart roared out.

Good men don't fight with women, and she is a princess, so Wang Chao Mahan will not be angry.

They put on a look of embarrassment, looked at each other, and said stammeringly: "This... Please let Xiaoren take Mo Liang back to the Yamen and interrogate him carefully. If he is really innocent, he will naturally be released."

While talking, they secretly gave Mo Liang a wink.

Mo Liang was inexplicably wronged by them, and he was already mad with anger. How could he understand their hints?

It made Mo Luo feel abnormal.

Could it be that this farce was arranged by Qiu Muheng to deliberately take this hostage back?

No, no, this is not like Qiu Muheng's style.If it was him, he should be able to do it well and convince him, instead of this lame farce.

Moreover, for Yu Qiu Muheng, it would be beneficial to Wei to let Mo Liang and Moyena strengthen their relationship.

At this moment, I heard a voice laughing loudly: "Unexpectedly, the arresters of Shuntian Mansion are so stupid, it's nothing more than a [-]-year-old man, you arresters can still recognize me as a 'Yizhimei', it's ridiculous, ridiculous."

Although the title "Yizhimei" is a bit of a sand sculpture, it is the name of an extremely famous flower picker active in the south of the Yangtze River.

This person has special hobbies, as long as he sees the right eye, no matter a man or a woman, he will force each other to have sex, regardless of time or place.

And still, it specializes in... Chrysanthemum.

Afterwards, he would use his unique skills to brand a plum blossom mark on the victim's buttocks, expressing that he "come here for a ride".

How many young talents and peerless beauties in the south of the Yangtze River have been ruined by him.And this damn imprint can't be removed, which made them feel ashamed to see others, and most of them committed suicide.

Because of the large number of deaths, he became the number one villain in the south of the Yangtze River, and the bounty was higher than that of the murderer.

However, so far, they have not been arrested.

When everyone was listening to the sound to identify their positions, suddenly a plum dart was shot down from a treetop not far away, and it was nailed straight to Xiong Er's buttocks.

"Ouch!"

Xiong Er suffered from pain and fainted on the spot.

Ma Han tore off the cloth torn by the hidden weapon, looked at the bloody plum blossom mark on his buttocks, and said, "This...this is really a 'Yizhimei'! Did this guy come to the capital!"

From the corner of Wang Chao's eyes, he caught a glimpse of a black shadow flying over the beams of the house, and then disappeared again.He hurriedly said: "Chasing!" He flew away with Ma Han.

Mo Liang stared blankly at Xiong Er's bleeding butt.Although he didn't know about a plum or a flower, the technique of this hidden weapon... seemed familiar.

Mo Liang sighed heavily.

Mo Liang was very happy when he came.But seeing such an embarrassing scene, he felt ashamed.

The black figure flashed into an empty alley, stopped suddenly, and smiled slightly at them.

Wang Chao and Ma Han stopped in their tracks, looked at the man in front of them, and said, "Brother Wei...Brother Wei?"

No wonder they felt that Zhimei's back was so familiar.

"How could it be you?"

"You...you are actually a plum?"

Ma Han immediately went to hit Zhao Chao's hand, saying, "Brother Wei, how could he be that flower picker!"

Wei Lan also smiled and said: "Even if the weak water is three thousand, Wei will only take a ladle to drink it."

His smile disappeared suddenly, and he said: "But you guys, should you explain that lame scene to me?"

Wei Lan was ordered to secretly help Mo Luo brothers and sisters get rid of Zhang Boyong's eyeliner.Following them all the way from Zhang Zixuan to the palace, they happened to encounter this farce.

If he hadn't had an idea and pretended to be a plum to save Mo Liang, he would have made a joke in front of the Da Yue clan.

The two brothers trembled as if pierced by an ice spear.

Wang Chao hurriedly explained: "Brother Wei, don't get angry, please listen to our explanation!"

Ma Han said: "We are also doing it for the good of Brother Mo!"

Wang Chao said: "We heard Master Bao's drunken words that the princess of the Western Regions has taken a fancy to Brother Mo and wants to bring him back to the Da Yue Clan to be her son-in-law."

Ma Han said: "So we thought that if the princess knew that Mo Liang was still having an affair with other men, she would lose interest in Brother Mo. We... we are also saving Brother Mo from the fire!"

Wei Lan said coldly: "Insulting his reputation, is this called saving lives?"

They dared not speak.

Wei Lan slowed down, and then said: "Forget it, you also have good intentions, and Mo Liang's stigma has been wiped out by me, so I don't care about you. You don't have to worry about his affairs."

"How can you not worry about it!" Wang Chao said, "The emperor has already made a decision, even Mr. Bao can't do it, so Brother Mo can still resist the order?"

Ma Han also said: "Besides, the princess is beautiful and beautiful, and she circles around Brother Mo every day. What if Brother Mo...uh..."

Wei Lan interrupted him and said with a smile: "Hehe, Liangzi is not someone who can be easily bewitched. Besides, after the emperor's wedding is over, Mo Liang and I will leave."

The two of them stared wide-eyed, stuttering, "Leave from...? Are you going to fly away?"

Wei Lan said: "Yes, Mo Liang and I still like the life of a prodigal son. After the peace talks are successful, we naturally don't need to stay any longer."

Ma Han said: "Then... where are you going?"

Wei Lan said: "Naturally, we should go back to where we should go."

Wang Chao and Ma Han knew in their hearts that since they could not follow the emperor's will, they could only disappear in the rivers and lakes.Right now, there are only rivers and lakes, which are beyond the reach of imperial power.

Wang Chao said disappointedly: "Then... is there anything we brothers can do?"

Wei Lan sighed, "I just want you to do one thing."

The two brothers looked at each other, then at Wei Lan, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?"

Wei Lan said: "Don't get close to the people of the Dayue Clan. There are more than one pair of eyes staring at them now. It is really inappropriate for Shuntian Mansion to show their face in the palace at this time, which will attract suspicion from all parties."

"What do you mean?"

Wei Lan smiled indifferently: "You just need to remember my words and help me."

After leaving these words, his figure flickered and disappeared.

into the night.

Mo Liang is taking care of the sleepy Xiong Er.

The two bastards Wang Chao and Ma Han just leave him alone.He was bombarded by Moyena for a long time before he explained his relationship with Xiong Er clearly.

...The identity of a bodyguard defined in order to promote the plot is really troublesome.Just talking to that little princess gave him a headache.

There were footsteps outside the door.

Probably the servant who came to deliver the medicine.Just as Mo Liang was about to open the door, he turned around and was surprised to find a child dressed in modern clothes standing in front of him with his hands up and down.

Before Mo Liang recovered from his shock, the boy smiled and said unhurriedly: "Mr. Mo, I'll deliver the minister's order."