Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

After leaving the emperor's bedroom, Mo Liang and Wei Lan went straight to the queen mother's palace.

The little emperor has not yet married, and the palace he lives in is not too far from the Queen Mother's Fengxi Palace.

Since the two of them were invisible, they didn't have to climb over the wall, they walked straight in through the palace gate openly.After passing through the double courtyard, it is the Queen Mother's bedroom.Along the way, there were only guards on duty outside the Fengxi Palace. After entering the double courtyard, there were no night guards, so I couldn't help but feel a little strange.

The candles in the Empress Dowager's room were not extinguished, and the window paper flickered on and off. It seemed that she hadn't gone to bed yet, but there was no maid serving in front of the door.

Mo Liang said: "The two of us have no choice but to wait here and see when she falls asleep. You go in and give her an injection, and it's over."

When the two of them entered the palace at night, apart from wanting to see the situation of Qiu Muheng and Bao Longtu, the biggest purpose was to make the Empress Dowager sick and bedridden, so that their plans could go forward smoothly, so as not to be obstructed by the Empress Dowager.

That's where Lee's flu germs come in handy.Wei Lan had already borrowed a syringe from him, and they wanted to inject the germs into the queen mother while she was asleep, to ensure that she would not be able to get out of bed for at least five days.

Mo Liang was about to sit on the floor, when Wei Lan suddenly patted him on the shoulder, pulled him to the window, gave a "shh", and listened closely, only to hear a faint rustling sound coming from the room.

Mo Liang frowned, and hurriedly asked, "What's going on?"

Probe to look into the window cracks, but all the gaps in the windows of the Empress Dowager's bedroom are filled with putty, not even a small gap.

"Hey." Wei Lan drew his attention, then dipped his right index finger with saliva, lightly moistened the window paper, and with a little force with his fingertips, pierced a small eye-sized hole in the window paper, but there was no sound.

Mo Liang smiled and imitated him by piercing the window paper.The two stepped up and down to peek at the situation in the room.

I saw the veil hanging down on the Queen Mother's bed, and behind the curtain, the Queen Mother was sitting naked cross-legged on a handsome man, wrapping her arms around his back, and shaking her neck up and down frequently.

The man hugged her tightly and kissed her affectionately.Both of them have mastered each other's rhythm, and the cooperation is perfect.The Empress Dowager lost her usual reservedness and dignity, so she couldn't help expressing her joy.

Mo Liang almost fell, thanks to Wei Lan who helped him steady.

The two of them looked at each other outside the window, they accidentally bumped into this lively scene, they really didn't know what to say.

Especially Mo Liang, his face flushed immediately, and he squatted down with his back against the wall, his face full of embarrassment.

"It's no wonder there are no guards around the bedroom, Yuanyuan...it turns out...!"

Wei Lan also knelt down with him, and said very plainly: "Women can't bear loneliness more than men, not to mention she is only 25 years old, and she is in her youth."

"Where did that man come from!"

Wei Lan sighed: "She is not your real sister, why do you have a deflated expression? Besides, this kind of thing is not a rare thing in the palace. Think about Zetian Wuzhao, the Great Sage Emperor, How many noodles are raised in the harem for pleasure."

Mo Liang glanced at him, and because of the restlessness in his heart, his voice became a little louder, "You just say that Wu Zetian is over! The whole long list is a lie?"

Wei Lan was a little dumbfounded.Doesn't it seem more orthodox to call the emperor the posthumous title like this!Besides, he is not the author, so what kind of word count is cheating.

Mo Liang pressed his cheeks with cool hands to cool down, and asked, "When do you think the two of them will end? We can go in and give her an injection."

Wei Lan gave him a white look, "How do I know?"

How can such a thing be accurate?The two hit it off, and it's unknown if they will do it all night.

Mo Liang coughed dryly, knowing that he was being reckless in asking, tugged at his sleeve, and said, "Then we two...just wait like this?"

Wei Lan let out a long sigh.He really didn't want to eavesdrop or peek at the two of them "doing business" with him, and he wasn't interested in that either.

"...If we just go in like this, anyway, when they are in love, they may not even notice it if they prick their buttocks lightly."

Mo Liang's complexion was a bit ugly, "But...but both of them are naked, and Liu Jing is a woman, no...isn't that good?"

"Then what do you think? You can't just sit outside and listen to the two of them fighting with each other all night, right?"

"...I have a lot of experience in this area."

"What did you say?"

"No! I mean... let's just go in blindfolded."

"Struggling."

Wei Lan directly pushed the door softly and walked in, ten steps away from the bed, quickly adjusted the syringe, and was about to prick Liu Jing's buttocks, who couldn't stop singing happily.

"Wait!"

Mo Liang suddenly stood in front of Wei Lan, just blocking his sight.

Seeing his flustered face, his hands were swaying openly, Wei Lan raised his eyebrows lightly, "What's wrong?"

"No, no, no... see no evil."

"You think I want to see her? Get out of the way, and leave as soon as possible after this injection."

But Mo Liang refused to step aside, he insisted not to let Wei Lan see Liu Jing's body, even if it was just sweeping aside.

He simply grabbed the syringe and shouted, "Isn't it just a needle! I'll do it! You tell me where to stab it."

……Okay ah?Wei Lan sighed, touched a spot on Mo Liang's buttocks, and poked lightly with her index finger.

Mo Liang reflexively said "Yeah", and the cry was even more ecstatic than the two on the bed.

Seeing how innocent his reaction was, Wei Lan didn't care about him for the time being.Said: "It's here, just push the needle gently, don't push it too fast. The needle hole is small, as long as it doesn't go wrong, she shouldn't feel any pain."

Mo Liang let out an oh, and walked over tremblingly.As he approached the bed, he closed his eyes and approached the pinhole by feeling.

Unexpectedly, the two on the bed switched positions at this time.At this moment, Liu Jing has been pressed down by the man, her buttocks are facing Mo Liang.

Mo Liang didn't even look at the needle and stuck it up. He was nervous, and the strength of his hand was naturally uncontrollable by his mind, so it became stronger.Hearing that man yell "Wow", it's... already...ejaculated.

It was only then that Mo Liang realized that the needle had hit the bull's-eye impartially, piercing the chrysanthemum and hitting the opponent's tiger's den.

On the way out of Fengxi Palace, Wei Lan's hearty laughter echoed in the wind, and he almost broke his stomach laughing.

Mo Liang covered his face with his hands, and couldn't help feeling that he would never see anyone again in this life.

Wei Lan finally stopped laughing, pushed his hand away, and said, "Isn't it just that the needle is in the wrong place. Besides, your needle needle is more effective than the location I pointed to."

"Forget it, shame on me!"

"Anyway, he committed a capital crime with the empress dowager for promiscuity/disturbing the harem. You will be punished for the emperor."

Mo Liang suddenly grabbed his hand, "Accompany me to another place."

"Where?"

"Royal Tombs."

"Why go?"

"I'm worried that there will be a dead body in that place, which will endanger the surrounding people." Seeing Wei Lan's inexplicable expression, he sighed and said, "Think about it, after this night, the former emperor's coffin can no longer be covered."

The next day, the ministers were notified that the Empress Dowager was not feeling well, so she did not have to go to court early today.

And Fang Min, the commander of the guards of the imperial army, also asked for leave at dawn, which aroused the discussion of the guards on duty.

Zhang Boyong glanced at Deputy Commander Mu, and said in a deep voice, "Whoever dares to make unreasonable remarks will be shot to death!"

Deputy Commander Mu was obviously frightened, bowed his head and said yes.

The two imperial guards who were discussing were executed on the spot.

Li Yanzhao just smiled lightly, and when he walked past Zhang Boyong, he said lightly: "It's time to close the net."

Zhang Boyong stared at Li Yanzhao's receding back, with a more resolute expression.

At the same moment, Liu Xiafu.

The Dibao finally found Qu Yunyu hiding in the village, and rushed to the Liu Mansion to report to Liu Xia.

Mo Liangju was condescending on the grand teacher's chair, with his legs crossed and his elbow resting on half of his cheek, his face was extremely unfriendly.

Dibao was at a loss for a while.

Of course he couldn't see Mo Liang's panda-like dark circles under Liu Xia's skin.

Although there was no corpse change last night, the coffin board of the former emperor was indeed loose.

It was just a joke, but it turned out...

The spirit was critically attacked X2 one after another, and Mo Liang had no intention of falling asleep peacefully in the second half of the night.Wei Lan shared the bed with him, but she slept soundly, and she hasn't woken up yet.

So his violent temper today... can be imagined.

Di Bao thought he would be rewarded, but Uncle Guo kicked him and got a bruise on his buttocks.

"Trash! It took me a few days to find it!"

The land protector Sansan had no choice but to apologize, and led Liu Xia's brigade to kill him in the outskirts of the village.

The members of the pit filling team have already changed into the clothes of the local villagers, holding hoes and shovels, and "waiting" for the uncle of the country to drive.

The dibao was not surprised to see the villagers fighting.He found out yesterday that the village is full of floating households.Their original land and real estate were occupied by landlords, and they had to settle here as a last resort.Therefore, this village was not recorded in the records of the Ministry of Household Affairs, and it took a lot of work for their land security to find out, which is why they delayed handing over to Liu Xia for such a long time.

Once these villagers were bitten, seeing Liu Xiahua dressed in brocade clothes and bringing so many guards with knives, they naturally regarded him as a landlord who wanted to dominate the land.

But he couldn't explain this to Liu Xia.

Mo Liang and Tutu, the leader, checked their eyes and shouted loudly, "Search for me!"

Tutu and a few villagers around him dressed up and said, "What do you want to do?"

Mo Liang sneered, and at this moment he heard a woman's scream from a house behind the villagers, and Mo Liang recognized Ling's voice.

Then the two guards who were in charge of searching the house were kicked out by a big bearded man.

There is no need for Lord Xia's order, the guards are used to oppressing the common people, now seeing them daring to resist, they are very angry, they grabbed the guy and chopped off at the big man.

It's just that when the blade was still a foot away from the big man, the big man suddenly let out an "ouch", clutched his stomach, fell limply to the ground, twitched a few times, and then stopped moving.

Then I heard Tutu yelling: "Urban management... oh no, street management is beating people! Street management is beating people!"

With this howl, the villagers scuffled with Liu Xia's men.Although they were wielding agricultural tools, they were all hung up, so the guards naturally couldn't take advantage of it.

Tutu and Mo Liang looked at each other again, then suddenly swung his fist up, and went straight to chop Mo Liang's Tianling Gai.

Mo Liang spat, "You're courting death!" While his subordinates were restraining him, he kicked him on the stomach and sent him flying.

Tutu hurriedly squeezed the bag of chicken blood that had been hidden in his hand, the blood filled his hands, and then quickly wiped it on his face, fell to the ground with a sound of "ouch", kicked his legs twice, sticking out his tongue, what a pity.

Mo Liang couldn't help but touch his forehead.This fucking act is too fake, I kick your stomach, you got so much blood on your face?

The scene was chaotic, but his subordinates didn't see through it, so it was... Buddha.

During the chaos, an extremely angry voice suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

The yell was accompanied by a shrill voice, which stunned Liu Xia's subordinates, and they all stopped.

Qu Yunyu walked out of the innermost house with a pale face, looked at the villagers who were beaten to death by Liu Xia and others, gritted her teeth, walked up to Mo Liang step by step, and said bitterly: "You are so reckless Bully!"

"Bully?" Mo Liang suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed. He looked straight at Qu Yunyu and said ecstatically, "Finally someone says I'm a bully! Tell you, being a bully is my life's pursuit!"

——from the heart.

"you……!"

As soon as Mo Liang snapped his fingers, two of his subordinates immediately grabbed Qu Yunyu and tied him up.

The villagers were gradually at a disadvantage, so Mo Liang ordered his men to tie all the villagers together and gather them in the center of the village.

Mo Liang personally held the torch and set fire to a house.

The fire ignited, and the houses were connected one by one, and the village quickly became a sea of ​​​​flames.

The wailing of the villagers was endless, but Mo Liang ignored it, and just looked at Qu Yunyu with a ferocious smile.

Suddenly there was the sound of horseshoes on the country road, and Shuntian Fu Yin led his men to rush there.

He was surprised: "This...what is going on?"

Mo Liang said: "Lord Lu came just in time! These people dared to resist the imperial court, they are all arrested!"

At this time, a voice was suddenly heard saying: "It is true that everyone should be arrested."

The policemen separated left and right, and one person stepped out of the carriage, it was Li Yanzhao with a serious face.

Li Yanzhao looked around the villagers with hawk eyes, and said to Lu Deyou, "Take them all back!"

While Mo Liang was proud, Li Yanzhao suddenly poked his finger and said in a deep voice, "There is him!"