Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

As soon as Bao Longtu entered the palace gate, he saw the chief eunuch Xiao Si leaning against the wall not far ahead.Seeing him coming, he immediately greeted him with an impatient expression on his face.

"Master Bao wants to see the emperor?"

Xiao Si was an apprentice taught by Chen Zhong, and he had served the emperor since he was a child, so he and Bao Longtu were old acquaintances, so naturally they didn't see each other very much.

Bao Longtu was hesitating to find a reason to meet the emperor, but Xiao Si grabbed his arm and said: "The emperor has been waiting for you in the study, no, tell me to wait here to welcome you."

——Why did it take you so long to come?Although Xiao Si didn't say this, Bao Longtu heard it.

"Uh...I..."

"Oh, don't dawdle. If you don't take you there, our family will be scolded again."

He grabbed Bao Longtu's arm and forcibly pulled him away, but he didn't go in the direction of the study.

"Si Gonggong, did you go wrong?"

"That's right." When they reached the place, Xiao Si waved his whisk and said, "The emperor is inside, my lord, go in."

Bao Longtu lived in the palace since he was a child, so he naturally knew where this place was.

A large bathroom dedicated to the emperor.

Seeing Bao Longtu staring at him with wide eyes, Xiaosi said: "That's right, my lord, go in quickly. The emperor ordered you to come and take you to see his old man right away."

He was pushed in by Xiaosi.

Then Xiaosi and the maids closed the door and all retreated out.

The bathroom was sweltering with heat, and Qiu Muheng leaned on the edge of the pool with his arms outstretched, facing him, smiling slightly.

"come over."

There was an orderly tone in the voice, Bao Longtu didn't dare to resist the order, he lowered his head, "Your minister has overstepped."

He only took two steps forward, still some distance away from the edge of the pool.

"Come closer."

Bao Longtu took two steps forward.

"Come closer."

Still two steps.

Qiu Muheng frowned, and simply stretched out his hand, dragging him into the pool forcefully.

"emperor!"

Clothes were soaked and heavy, and stuck to the body, making them uncomfortable.

Qiu Muheng looked at Bao Longtu's embarrassed expression, and a cunning emotion flashed in his eyes, and said with a smile, "Are your clothes wet? If so, you should wash them together too."

After finishing speaking, he browned his clothes.

Bao Longtu was caught off guard and had to be at his mercy like a dumpling waiting to be peeled.

Qiu Muheng threw his clothes away, put his arms around Bao Longtu's arms to fix him, stared at him with a smile on his face, and said, "I didn't have a chance to see you last time, and I have developed a lot outside these years. "

The water in the pool made him dry and hot, and the emperor looked at him like this, Bao Longtu couldn't stand it.

"Emperor...Emperor..."

The little thing raised his head and pressed against Qiu Muheng's, like two crossed branches.

Qiu Muheng's hands were still lingering along his skin, but he spoke seriously: "You came to see me, but you have something important to do?"

The emperor's fingers caressed him intentionally or unintentionally.There is a feeling that is constantly expanding.

Bao Longtu couldn't help exhaling, then quickly shut up.

Qiu Muheng still smiled slyly, and his fingers were still twirling evilly, but he didn't touch them.

Bao Longtu gritted his teeth and said sweatingly, "I...I have something to say to my good friend Xiao Hengzi..."

Qiu Muheng's eyes flickered, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled, and he no longer embarrassed him with his hands, but wrapped his arms around his neck, and said, "Speak, I'll listen."

The moment his fingers left, the sense of loss in Bao Longtu's heart also expanded infinitely.

Bao Longtu blushed, and asked coyly: "You...you are not the emperor now, but my good friend Xiao Hengzi... right?"

Qiu Muheng laughed loudly: "Yes, I am not the emperor now, but your little Hengzi."

Bao Longtu plucked up his courage, stretched out his hands to support his shoulders, and said, "You want to get married, why didn't you discuss it with me in advance?"

It was rare to see him showing an aggressive manner, which made Qiu Muheng very interesting.

"Are you angry?"

He didn't answer, but puffed out his cheeks, like a flatulent puffer fish.

"Then I will discuss with you in advance, what will you say?"

Bao Longtu was stunned.

Yes, even if you discuss it with him, what can he say?

Seeing him flinch, Qiu Muheng murmured, "I'm just Xiao Hengzi now."

It's not the emperor, and it doesn't involve the country, so Bao Longtu can be forgiven no matter what he says.

"Speak, tell me what you want to say."

Bao Longtu clicked his tongue for a rare moment, and with a desperate expression, he said loudly: "You...you are simply incomprehensible! You have never seen that woman from the Western Regions, and you don't even know what kind of person she is, so you just want to talk to her." She's married! You... you're such an idiot!"

"Hmm. Any more?"

He was obviously being scolded, but Qiu Muheng smiled very happily.

"Yes! Of course!... But, but I haven't figured it out for a while..."

Qiu Muheng giggled, put his forehead against his, stared firmly into his eyes, and said in a low voice: "If I knew you would object so much, I would never issue that imperial decree, no matter what Li Yanzhao said. "

"It's Master Li..."

Dedicating this strategy is indeed worthy of the prime minister's name.Bao Longtu knew in his heart what benefits the marriage between the two countries would bring.

"But if I don't issue this imperial decree, I won't be able to know your mind."

Qiu Muheng raised Bao Longtu's chin.

"You look so jealous, it really makes me..."

He pulled Bao Longtu out of the pond, and kissed them impatiently before wiping off the water droplets on their bodies.

Bao Longtu's body trembled, and being held in Qiu Muheng's arms, he felt a surge of heat.

"Wait a minute...Heng..."

"You don't have to say anything, I'll make you feel comfortable."

Being stared at by Qiu Muheng's piercing eyes and embraced by that energetic and robust body, Bao Longtu was shaken and crazy.He stopped all thinking and just wanted to fall into this sweet nostalgia.

"Relax, Longtu. Leave everything to me."

That's not the tone of command.

It was a soft and sweet voice.

Let Bao Longtu obey his words irresistibly, relax his whole body, and accept the happiness from the person he admires.

He hugged Qiu Muheng tightly and kept calling his name.

They didn't part each other's bodies until the act was over.

"It is convenient to do it in the bath, and you can clean your body at any time."

Having said that, Qiu Muheng still wanted to enjoy the sticky feeling created by the two for a while longer.

Staring at Bao Longtu who was panting non-stop, Qiu Muheng frowned and said: "Your physical fitness is too poor, it seems that you need to practice more in the future."

Bao Longtu opened his mouth, but he didn't have the strength to speak.

Qiu Muheng smiled and said, "Where will we be next time? In my bedroom? Or in your house?"

Bao Longtu gave him a hard look, and said sourly: "...next time... next time you should be with Princess Dayue..."

Before he could finish speaking, Qiu Muheng blocked his mouth.

"The way you look jealous really makes me want to stop."

Qiu Muheng sucked his lips, and the thing that had been in his body had a tendency to recover its hardness again.

But Bao Longtu's physical strength could no longer support him, so Qiu Muheng simply lifted him up and let him sit in his arms.

"If I say that my marriage with Princess Dayue is [-]% impossible, are you happy?"

"...!"

When Bao Longtu heard this, his dull eyes suddenly became bright.

But in the next moment, it returned to a gloomy appearance.

"……how is this possible……"

Yes, impossible.Not to mention that you have no jokes, even if he wants to repent, but when it comes to his family and country, how can he be allowed to act so willfully?

Moreover, on the Da Yue Clan's side, they will definitely not let them do whatever they want.

Qiu Muheng held him with one arm, and with the other hand, he fumbled for a scroll from the table beside him.

He unrolled it and showed it to Bao Longtu.

"Is the man in the painting beautiful?"

"It's beautiful..."

Bao Longtu said this sentence without thinking, but he couldn't figure out what the emperor's intention was at this moment.

Qiu Muheng Yingying looked at him, "Compared to me?"

Bao Longtu's eyes flickered, "Then...that is naturally inferior to yours..."

Qiu Muheng laughed loudly when he heard this, hugged him tighter, and said, "Li Yanzhao said that you are rich in learning, so let me ask you, what is the next line in "Zou Ji satirizes the king of Qi accepting advice"?"

How can this be difficult for Bao Longtu?

He blurted out: "My wife is beautiful to me, private..."

He stopped talking.

Qiu Muheng laughed loudly.

After he finished laughing, he said to Bao Longtu: "The man in the painting is the prince of the Wusun tribe, and he is known as the most beautiful man in the Western Regions. In my opinion, it is not an exaggeration to call him the most beautiful man in the world. "

The emperor was right.Compared with him, even the emperor is inferior.I'm afraid that in the entire continent, only Wei Lan can stand up to him.

"He was also one of the people who proposed marriage to the little princess of the Da Yue Clan."

Bao Longtu's eyes widened, "That is to say..."

"The little princess refused even the most beautiful man in the world."

"Could it be that the emperor wants to say...you will be rejected by her too?"

"Although he is not as beautiful as him, I am of the same type as him."

...In other words, the emperor proposed the marriage with the intention of being rejected by the other party from the very beginning.

"But, once the emperor is rejected by her, he will become the laughing stock of the world!" Why do you want to do such a thing?

"Compared to me, Di Yue's royal family will become the laughing stock of the world."

At the banquet, Prince Diyue puffed his chest and promised to help the two countries to facilitate this marriage.

"Originally, our marriage was for political purposes, and there is no loss if Da Yueshi refuses to agree to me. But Di Yue's face will be lost."

In order to save face, they will try their best to persuade Da Yuezhi.And Qiu Muheng knew the little princess's temper long ago.

"The final solution is peace talks."

From a marriage relationship to a diplomatic relationship, Qiu Muheng can still gain an ally from the Da Yue Clan.

It doesn't matter even if Di Yue is unable to promote Da Yuezhi to establish diplomacy with Da Wei, then they will owe Da Wei a huge favor, and Qiu Muheng will be able to open his mouth about the garrison in the Northwest fortress.

"...What a fox." Bao Longtu sighed.

Qiu Muheng bit his earlobe, and murmured: "You are the fox. For you, Daji, I will become King Zhou."

"Then His Majesty King Zhou, don't hesitate to stop, Mr. Jiang is coming to collect us."

Qiu Muheng knew that Bao Longtu was referring to Xiaosi and the others outside the door.

Those little eunuchs and maids, including Xiao Si, were all trained by Qiu Muheng since he was a child, and they are familiar with his temperament and work and rest schedule.

Usually at this time after soaking in the bath, it's time to come in and wait for the emperor to change clothes.

They saw the two hugging each other, but what happened?

Qiu Muheng laughed loudly: "Xiao Si and the others are very supportive of you."

"……what?"

"I heard that I'm going to marry Princess Dayue, and they all advised me not to abandon you."

"……what?"

"So they will never come in to disturb us at this moment."

Bao Longtu hoped that it would be better for them to come in and disturb him!

But Qiu Muheng never gave him a chance to refuse.

And Bao Longtu also gradually lost his due reason under Qiu Muheng's gentle demands.

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The beauty of my wife is me, and I am also private.My wife compliments me on being more beautiful than Mr. Xu because she prefers me.