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1. Your sister!pressed...

It is said that you can cross by dropping a manhole cover, it is said that you can cross by jumping off a cliff, it is said that you can cross by getting an electric shock or hitting a car.In short, there are all kinds of crossings.

But Lin Shu didn't expect that he would be able to pass through by swimming. Moreover, he passed through naked, and appeared in front of a man naked, oh!God damn him!

Lin Shu went camping in the suburbs with his class on weekends, and sneaked to the stream to take a bath with a few boys at night.As a result, when he was soaking in the water naked, his feet were covered by algae.He stood still for a long time but still couldn't get rid of the nasty algae. The people who went with him didn't know where they ran, so Lin Shu sank to the bottom of the water not long after struggling.Then I guess it died??????

Just when he was in the dark and confused, he suddenly felt that he didn't seem to be in the pain of being submerged in water.Then suddenly the eyes were bright.I saw two holes in front of my eyes.

A plaque reads "Crossing Through", and then there are couplets: Yaoyan Shou, Xiaobai Shou, Weak Shou, and Shoubi Nanshan.The hole next door reads "Rebirth" and there is a couplet: black belly attack, loyal dog attack, strong attack, the attack is infinite.Obviously, the two holes are the upper and lower lines, and the horizontal batch is safe for entry and exit.

Lin Shu thought about it for a while, then he thought that he probably died, and then he was like that time-traveling novel or rebirth novel.Is it better to time-travel or to be reborn?After thinking for a long time, Lin Shu finally got the answer - he has watched time-travel novels and time-travel TV series a lot, and he is familiar with time-traveling, so he can learn from the novels when things happen.If you are reborn, there will be no hatred.Therefore, he resolutely chose to travel through??????

In other words, when Lin Shu entered the cave, he smelled the fragrance of chrysanthemums.Then the whole person fell asleep.Just when he was about to fall asleep, a dull pain woke him up.Mom!Who is so cruel!Actually poked his pp!

Depend on!Even the doctor's uncle didn't feel so painful when he got the needle!Who the hell is so evil!Before Lin Shu could find the culprit, a tearing pain came from his chest again!

"Ah!" It was so painful that Lin Shu, who has always been able to endure pain, couldn't help crying out. "Damn it! Who is so desperate to stick a needle in my dick!"

"Your Majesty, you finally reacted?????" Suddenly a deep male voice sounded from behind him.

Lin Shu was startled at first, then turned around and suddenly realized that he was being pressed down by a tall and strong man!I have a go!Neither of them had any clothes on! ! !

I wipe!Lin Shu couldn't help but think that he traveled through time while swimming, so it's understandable that he didn't wear clothes!What about this man in front of him?In the video, there is no such tall and mighty person bathing in the stream!And even if there is such a posture, it's weird!Just like the movies he watched at his classmate's house last time.

But that was done by a man and a woman, Lin Shu couldn't think of what kind of work two men looked like. (What a pure baby~~)

The man saw that he just stared blankly at himself for a while and didn't respond, so he couldn't help laughing. "Lin'er, are you infatuated with me, Uncle Emperor?" While talking, the man probed into Lin Shu's ear and blew softly. "Or, you finally figured it out and obediently obey me??????" After finishing speaking, the man moved wildly.Lin Shu, who had just recovered from the pain, was tortured to death.

"Ah! Your sister! Without such a bully, what do you want!" Clutching the dazzling red embroidered pillow tightly, Lin Shu was in so much pain that she didn't have time to shed tears.

Lin Shu fell into another burst of severe pain.What about Uncle Lin'er?Lin Shu really didn't understand.All he knew was that he was ravaged by a ruthless character as soon as he arrived!

He wanted to die from the pain that night, but he didn't know that there was still a long way to go??????

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2. The gap between birds...

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The next day, Lin Shu opened it slowly, and the first thing he felt was my mother!I'm alive!The second feeling is a mother!How is that bastard still alive!

I saw the man who almost trampled him to death last night lying beside Lin Shu!Although his whole body was exhausted, he still stared at the man vigorously, wanting to learn from Yingmu Huadao to kill people with his eyes.your sister!I don't have the strength to kill you, so use your eyes!

"Lin'er looks much more energetic! It seems that I didn't work hard enough last night!" It turned out that the wretched man didn't sleep and knew that he had stared at him for a long time.Hearing that sentence was not enough hard work, Lin Shu really wanted to commit suicide.But then I thought about how tragic it would be for such a good young man to die in this strange place!

Now that he has traveled to ancient times, he has to respond to the slogan - family planning, the merits of the present age will benefit the future.Now that he has traveled to ancient times, he has to do some vigorous things, and then set a good example for future generations! (So ​​he will become the object of worship of thousands of little shou in the future~~wow Kaka)

"You, you are shameless!" For some reason, Lin Shu wanted to kick the man's little brother and teach him a lesson. At that time, he didn't know how to react for a moment.Last night was due to being too excited and frightened, as well as time-traveling syndrome, Lin Shu didn't even have time to look at the man in front of him.

All I know is that he is tall, mighty and strong.Now take a closer look, this man is really manly, cool and handsome, it really makes him, an ordinary-looking person, envious and jealous!

Seeing that Lin Shu was in a daze again, the man seemed a little angry, and he turned over and pressed Lin Shu down firmly. "Ah! Your sister! It hurts!" The body that was trampled last night is still not recovering, and now he has to bear such a huge pressure. Lin Shu felt that he was going to see Jesus and Marx soon!

"I know it hurts, you, who taught you to ignore me! I'm your uncle, how can you be so rude?" The man smiled evilly, looking very sexy, and his words were very serious and his tone was very serious. Ridiculous. "Lin'er is really disobedient! Wait a minute, I'll tell you Queen Mother to teach you a lesson! Hehe"

What kind of shit uncle!How can an uncle treat his nephew like this?Wait a minute, that Queen Mother, what a familiar title!Remember that what is also called Pig Gege and many Qing Dynasty dramas, is this the Qing Dynasty? ?Lin Shu was shocked when he suddenly realized that he might have traveled to the Qing Dynasty!

Take a closer look at the uncle's bald head in front and a large section of hair in the back!I wipe!It is really the shape of the Qing Dynasty!My Holy Mother Jesus Jade Emperor!You let me time travel, I am happy, but I will not do it if you ask me to wear such an ugly ancient hairstyle!So Lin Shu fell into deep thought again.

"Lin'er, the uncle will punish you for being like this!" As he said, the man pushed Lin Shu's little brother.Another evil smile on his face.

Looking at the man in shock, Lin Shu couldn't help sighing in his heart!Is this man from Earth? ?Why is there such a big gap between them!It is also a man, why his little bird is obviously a fat pigeon, and he is just a little sparrow.Woohoo, how will he live the days to come!

3. Give up resistance...

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Staring at the pendant hanging on the bed that resembled a Chinese knot.Lin Shu no longer struggles, remember who said that life is like (you know), since you can't resist, enjoy it!Although Lin Shu is a man, this uncle does a really good job. It was a bit painful at first, but he has been "trained" by him since he came here.Even if he only crossed over for about a day!But I have been trained for a long time, and I am already very familiar with it, and I slowly feel the pleasure of being tossed by him like this.

I wipe!Did I become perverted by him? ? ?When he realized that he was so excited by the emperor's uncle, Lin Shuyou became afraid, so he tried to push the emperor's uncle away with all his strength.The result is like the sentence that a certain judge who accepts bribes often says in court-objection is invalid!Woohoo!Why is he so tragic!

Because the push was too violent, Lin Shu's waist was in severe pain again.Depend on!Since crossing over, his old waist has suffered a lot.It's really better than the advertisements on TV: Those few days are here, hurry up and use the Chacha Pain Chabao Granules, the one that doesn't hurt every month is easy and painful! !

"Lin'er, I understand this fun, and it's not in vain that I've taught you so long, hahaha? ⊙b Khan), the Emperor Uncle was so excited about his death that he couldn’t stop laughing!

I remember someone said that the perverted goods are available every year, but this year's inventory is particularly large.What was even more unlucky was that poor Lin Shu, a straight guy, met him!Amen!Buddha mourns for you!May Allah bless you~~

"What are you talking about? I didn't understand a word! If you behave like this again, I'll kick you out of bed!" Lin Shu, who had no strength at all, couldn't stop panting, and then used his powerless His words threatened the man covering him.at this time