Regent, no

Shui Lingling's big eyes are really similar to the heroine in the secret history of Hansha!But she is prettier than that heroine.Sure enough, many TV dramas are misleading the audience, it is really evil!It was also because the emperor and queen in TV dramas often wore bright yellow clothes that he misunderstood!This TV, the advertisements are deceiving, but I didn't expect the filming to be deceiving as well!woo woo~~

Seeing the frowning of Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang, Lin Shu's love for beauty and pity for fragrance was aroused. "Emperor Mother, the baby is fine, it's fine, don't be sad. Do you think I'm not doing well?" Lin Shu held back the pain and sat up and said with a forced smile.

Looking deeply at her son, Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang, she felt even more heartbroken at this moment.She knew that her son was a very stubborn person, but she didn't expect that he could bear it now.

"It's all right, Empress Dowager, my son is all right, hehe." Woohoo, the more I look at it, the more I feel that the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang is so loving!Really good!It's not like his mother in modern times, who shoots him every now and then.

Finally, the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang couldn't bear it any longer, and tore off the quilt covering his body.All of a sudden, the speckled hickey marks were revealed in front of everyone.

Lin Shu screamed in fright at her sudden behavior.Concubine Yuan on the side also lowered her head in embarrassment.The Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang was even more sad.Lin Shu who had calmed down suddenly felt a little moved.Although it was embarrassing to be exposed in front of people like this, but on the face of the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang, he saw the brilliance of the long-lost maternal love, and he was really moved to death!

Great Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang, you are really a 24 filial mother!Your image is taller than the TV series!Taller than the novel!Taller than ever in history!You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!My dear mother! Youaremysuperstar!! At this moment, Lin Shu kept singing this song in his heart.

Silently praised the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang.From now on, he is no longer obsessed with the elder brother emperor, nor does he care about the Fourth Master Party and the Eighth Master Party. He is the Queen Mother Party and fully supports his mother! !He deeply believed that Xiao Zhuang was a great person, and that perverted Dorgon would definitely not be able to beat her!ahaha~~

But the next sentence made his heart that had just warmed up become cold and cold.

"What did the regent do? The rose ointment I gave him is useless?! I have said many times, you must remember to use rose ointment! You idiots will not remind the master!? What an idiot??? ???"

It turned out that what Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang cared about was not that her son was being bullied, but that the regent did not take care of his body.This completely petrified Lin Shugang's confidence.Then a gust of wind blew it all shattered??????

Next, the Empress Dowager Xiaozhuang ordered the maids to bathe and change him.The completely petrified Lin Shu silently accepted that the maids had to be washed without any response.Because his sanity has not recovered from the blow just now.

After bathing, they were helped to lie on the bed again.

"Bring the rose ointment for the emperor." The concubine Yuan at the side immediately ordered the people below to bring over that rose ointment.After a while, a little eunuch came to Lin Shu's bedside with a small mirror case with exquisite workmanship, and knelt down, "Your Majesty, you use rose ointment when you are a slave."

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch carefully opened the delicate box.The moment he opened it, a faint scent of roses wafted out.

smell good!Lin Shu sighed in his heart.It is said that there are many treasures in the palace, he didn't quite believe it before!Now I finally see that even a box of food is made so beautifully and exquisitely like cream.Thinking of this, Lin Shu seemed to smell a thick creamy smell.I'm a little hungry too, by the way!He hasn't eaten yet!From the time he traveled to the present, he has been ravaged by the vicious regent, it's so miserable!Now finally something to eat!Thinking of this, Lin Shu immediately overpowered the suspected creamy ointment exuding the fragrance of roses, and poured it into his mouth.It's really fragrant!

"emperor!"

"Lin'er!"

When everyone in the temple saw him eating the rose ointment, they couldn't help shouting!

"Your Majesty, that thing is for external application, it's inedible!" The little eunuch looked at him in horror, his voice trembling.

He glanced at the little eunuch indifferently.Lin Shuman said nonchalantly: "It's better to eat such a delicious food than to apply it externally!" It's so delicious!I don't know if there are any.Lin Shu couldn't help sighing in his heart before eating such delicious food.

"Return to the emperor, this rose ointment is used to smear the wound behind you!"

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5. The bed collapsed...

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It has been nearly three days since I accidentally ate rose ointment!Apart from feeling sick, the rose ointment didn't do much harm to Lin Shu's body.It's just that from now on, Lin Shu can't help but want to retch when he sees the paste. As long as he thinks that something with that purpose is eaten by himself, it will be all kinds of bitterness!Is there anyone who dresses like him through time travel? !Time travel, you can't afford to be hurt! !

Also, whenever he smells the faint scent of roses, he can't help but retch, why his life is like a daily necessities factory, and it's the kind that specializes in making cups.In modern times, his life is already very difficult.He got good grades in the college entrance examination but filled in the wrong application. He applied for a bursary when he went to university but was blackmailed by the school for various reasons. Finally, a girl shyly ran over to him with a love letter, which she actually asked him to deliver. (I won’t mention all kinds of hardships in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, because this article is in a relaxed and funny style (＾＾_＾＾＾) hee hee...)

In short, Lin Shu was very lucky to meet all kinds of hardships and sorrows in the past days.Later, he unfortunately drowned in the stream. He thought that he died just like that, but he didn't expect that God would give him a chance to cross or be reborn.Because she believed in those damn time-travel soap operas, Lin Shu chose to time-travel.Originally, he thought that he would be like those time-traveling protagonists who could turn bad luck into good fortune, and he could solve everything by using his modern ingenuity.Who knew I would be so sad.

Also, didn't the emperor have many concubines, the Sangong Sixth Court, and a lot of people lined up to wait on them?Why should he be reduced to sleeping with a pervert? ?

Lying blankly on the bamboo floor in the hall, Lin Shu silently looked at the incomprehensible landscape painting in the hall, recalled what happened in the past few days in his heart, and silently rehearsed God, Tathagata, Jade Emperor, etc. All flying humans, including Sun Wukong, scolded them again.Life is always so sad!

"Lin'er, what are you thinking? Can you tell Uncle Huang?" While Lin Shu was still doing some strange and painful contemplation and memories, Dorgon had already come to him, but his mind was never very good. He still didn't notice him in the intoxicated memory.

In Dorgon's memory, Fulin was always like this, always indifferent to everything.So he has long been used to it, used to the feeling of gaining people but not heart.But recently he found that the child seemed to have changed his temperament, became more active, his temper became more violent, and the most important thing was that the more he looked at him, the more stupid he became, like a fool.

It's like he is being silly again now, but the silly bugs will be eaten by birds, which is a very good thing for him.Because at this moment, Fulin pinned him down first without any precautions, and everything was easy to handle.Thinking of this, Dorgon smiled smugly, showing a somewhat sinister expression, then bent down and blocked Lin Shu's mouth.

Lin Shu was startled by the sudden kiss, I'll fuck it!Lin Shu yelled in his heart, even if your father is Li Gang, you can't do this!Kiss people at every turn!And Li Gang's son just bumped into someone and didn't kiss anyone! !

Therefore, Lin Shu quickly rose up to resist, he wanted to be the pillar of the country, a great cynic!You must not give in to this pervert, he must resist!To fight against the evil forces!Stand in the dark and fight!Let the storm come harder! (Why does it feel like I’m talking about making the kiss more intense~~)

While fiercely kissing, Dorgon kept groping Lin Shu, and kept teasing the sensitive points of his body.Then grabbed his little sparrow~~

Lin Shu, who was caught by the little sparrow suddenly, felt powerless all over, and he didn't have any strength to resist, but his breathing became short of breath.I wipe!How did I become like this?Woo~~ Lin Shu, who was powerless to resist, couldn't help but spurn himself in his heart.Lin Shu, Lin Shu, you must persevere!Marrying a wife or being a bachelor for the rest of your life is all about this, you must resist! !

However, as the theory of that doctrine says - practice is more important than theory.This is now unequivocally confirmed.Although in theory, in terms of ideology, and in terms of consciousness, Lin Shu would try his best to resist, but from an objective point of view.But he is soft, and he opened his mouth to allow Dorgon to invade.Sure enough, facts speak louder than words, and you have to practice hard to do anything before you can sum up experience and form a theory.

Reluctantly letting him kiss, Lin Shu suddenly realized that he had reviewed a philosophical question just now, and finally understood the theory! (⊙﹏⊙b sweat)

"Your sister! Don't touch me again!" Dorgon finally left his red and swollen