Becoming a Cat

He said my voice was nice...he said he liked it...

How does it feel to hear compliments from someone you like?

Ye Yixing has never felt that he is so easily moved, his head is hot, the epidermal cells of the brain rapidly divide, age, die and regenerate; his soul rides a high-speed rail across the fields, through the forest, and dives into the bottom of the lake with a torpedo and rushes out of the sea. Open your claws and lightly face the blue sky...

"So come out quickly." He Yanlu said.

Ye Yixing was knocked back to reality in an instant.

"Don't!" (=dish=)

The other party's resistance successfully aroused He Yanlu's mentality of being stubborn, although he did secretly imagine that Xiao Hei could speak human language...but Nima's reality is too fairy tale!Since he said he was Xiao Hei, why didn't he dare to see him? Didn't he mind if he said everything!

Hearing is believing, seeing is believing, in short, first appease the little guy inside who doesn't know whether he is a human or a demon, and lure him out to see how the real situation develops!

He Yanlu leaned against the door of the bathroom, and said carefully and gently: "If you are my little black, I will accept you no matter what, no matter you are a cat or a cat demon (==)..."

Ye Yixing was a little shaken, his He Benben was separated from him by a door right now!

He struggled to think, if he couldn't turn back into a cat, he would still go out and flop He Yanlu, but the hand that had just been stretched out to the doorknob retracted in the next second, and he felt scared.

Hearing the rustling sound inside the door, but the other party didn't intend to open the door, He Yanlu turned black and continued to say in a very seductive tone: "So, no matter what you look like, as long as your soul Still my little black..."

"You really don't mind?" Ye Yixing asked hesitantly.

"Really! I promise...you come out."

Ye Yixing sat on the ground leaning on the sliding door, even if he had to face it, he had to wait until the last moment to accumulate more courage.

"Not coming out."

(=皮=) "Come out quickly!" He Yanlu couldn't be seduced, so he slammed the door and opened it.

Ye Yixing leaned against the knocked door panel behind him, and reached out to touch the collar around his neck, feeling extremely sad: "Look, you're angry before I come out..." So if I come out, don't you use the pot lid to hold him? I slapped and flew, just drove me out the door with a broom.

"..." After taking a few deep breaths, He Yanlu persevered in coaxing: "...Xiao Hei..."

"Yeah." There was no more cat hair for him to prick up, Ye Yixing shuddered when he heard it, and asked, "Why?"

"...Daddy will cook fish for you."

He Yanlu's voice is so soft, but it sounds like a fox...

Ye Yixing wanted to laugh, but the current situation prevented him from laughing at all, "There is no fish in the refrigerator." He muttered, this idiot can't even tell a lie.

"..."

Then Ye Yixing heard the sound of flip-flopping slippers again, He Yanlu seemed to run to get something back, continued to lie on the door, and said with great interest: "Come out and play lineball with Dad~ Xiao Hei's favorite! "

Ye Yixing has black lines all over his face, trying his best to hold back a smile but still grieving for the "confession" that will come sooner or later.

"Don't." I don't like playing stringball, obviously you like it yourself.

He Yanlu was furious again. He scratched the door panel with both hands and shouted: "You can't come out! I won't recognize you if you don't come out! You cat demon! You are not my little black, my little black is very good of!"

Ye Yixing covered his face with his palms, and when he heard He Yanlu scratching the door behind him, he really wanted to rush out and hold him in his arms, but what about after that?He will never do any risky behavior that might make the other party hate him, his courage is damned to roll to Kunlun Mountain and freeze into ice!

"...He Yanlu..."

He Yanlu suddenly fell silent when he heard a deep, magnetic, and similar voice coming from inside the door. He didn't know why, but when he heard his name being read out by the other party, he felt an inexplicable throbbing in his heart. , should feel strange, shouldn't it? ...

"Do you believe me?" Ye Yixing asked with a wry smile, while thinking about how to explain the whole story to the other party.

He Yanlu was silent, his heart was struggling, letter?Do not believe?

At this moment, it is a lie to say that I believe it. Normal people would not accept this weird phenomenon!

He Yanlu leaned on the door and said, "If you are really Xiao Hei, I will believe..."

"I'm Xiao Hei." Ye Yixing said immediately, he felt his body limp, his limbs leaning against the door weakly, feeling uneasy about the upcoming trial.

"...how can I put it this way, it's impossible for me to immediately accept that cats can talk." He Yanlu explained carefully.

"I know." I am quite receptive, and I struggled for a while when I became a cat that night (==).

"To be honest, I've always felt that, as a cat, you seem too smart..."

"..." Even if he is a human being, my IQ is still outstanding.

"You can understand what I say, and you can always understand what I mean. I always thought that because you are my cat, that's why you are so smart." He Yanlu also slid down slowly, leaning his shoulders against the outside of the bathroom the door.

"..."

"When Chu Wenxing came that day, he said you were Ye Yixing... remember?"

"Hmm..." Ye Yixing's heart was beating wildly, and he tried his best to prick up his ears and look forward to He Yanlu's next words, but his consciousness gradually became blurred, as if he had run a marathon. ATP is depleted...

"Although what he said was ridiculous, I suddenly thought that it would be great if you were really human..."

"... Hmm." (==) What does it mean that Nima is so nonsense!

"The night before yesterday, I had a dream. I dreamed that you turned into a human being... You live with me, talk to me, and stay with me all the time. I feel very happy..."

"Hehe..." I can stay with you all the time, if you want.

Ye Yixing buried his face in his knees, if He Yanlu knew that he was Ye Yixing, would he still say these things to him?to a male...

He doesn't seem to realize that when he was Xiao Hei, he was also a male cat.

He Yanlu was still whispering, and in a trance, Ye Yixing seemed to hear the crackling sound of his bones all over his body, and he couldn't hold it anymore, his eyes went dark... The bell "ding dong" he held tightly in his hand fell to the ground...

"What's wrong with you?" He Yanlu knocked on the door nervously to ask when he heard the noise in the bathroom, but he didn't get any answer.

Ye Yixing didn't lose consciousness immediately, but his body was so exhausted that he didn't have any more strength to say a word, now it's all right, he really locked himself inside.

Thinking of this, he felt very relieved - at this moment he was lying on the door, in the posture of a cat again.

Black cats are fine, as long as you like them.

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When he opened his eyes, Ye Yixing realized that he was being held in He Yanlu's arms.It seems that the farce and anxiety of changing back to human was just a dream, it's not that it's not good to change back... It's just that the time hasn't come yet.

give me a little more time...

He prayed devoutly in his heart for the mysterious black cat that appeared in his life.

Squinting his eyes, he looked intently at his "lost and recovered" Father He, who was looking at him with a worried face.

"I pried the door open." He Yanlu said.

The black cat blinked.

"I was expecting to see a naked person, but what I saw was still a cat. If I knew it, I would have opened the door earlier..." He Yanlu said angrily.

"Why does Nima have to be naked!"

……

——The words he wanted to say jumped out of the cat's mouth! !

……

aha?Ye Yixing was dumbfounded by his own voice, didn't he turn back into a cat again! ! ?

He Yanlu was also dumbfounded: "You, you, you talked!!"

"...I just said something." Ye Yixing tried hard to calm down and felt relieved, God of cats, I beg you! !

"It wasn't a cat just now, it's a cat now, no, I didn't see the cat talking just now, but now I see the cat talking...Ah! What am I talking about..." He Yanlu explained in a panic, biting his tongue angrily.

The reality before He Yanlu is more convincing than any explanation.

"Never let others know that I am a cat demon who can talk and turn into a human, otherwise..." Ye Yixing held back a smile and said solemnly, "I will die!"

He Yanlu was stunned, and nervously stroked the black cat in his arms: "If you don't say it, don't say it, don't tell anyone, no one will know."

"Chu Wenxing can't do either." Ye Yixing continued to threaten.

"Well, he can't know..." He Yanlu promised cautiously, as if he said one more person and his Xiao Hei was so angry that he was taken away by the gods, "Only I know!"

Ye Yixing snickered in his heart. It was rare to see the other party react like this, and he was reluctant to let it go. He greedily wanted to see more of the other party's expression full of love, so he pretended to be pitiful and said, "Dad, you won't want me."

"How come... I'm too happy, my little black can talk..." He Yanlu smirked a few times, and felt that he was undermining the majesty of "Dad", so he pretended to be serious, "Even so, it's okay Can't escape punishment! Hang the bell! Add two more days!!"

While speaking, he grabbed the bell on the bedside table and buckled it for Ye Yixing regardless of Ye Yixing's objection. The speed was obviously to cover up his gaffe just now, but the smile that could not be concealed in his eyes betrayed his prudish actions.

Ye Yixing silently let the other party deal with him, and seized the opportunity to ask: "No matter what I become, will you not abandon me?"

He Yanlu stroked the black cat's head with a gentle expression on his face: "Well, no."

He touched the black cat here and there curiously, and then said two words out of nowhere: "It's alive."

"What?" Ye Yixing asked.

"A talking cat, alive..." He Yanlu's eyes sparkled, "It's amazing..."

"Do you like it?" Ye Yixing smiled secretly and set a trap for the other party to jump.

"I like it." He Yanlu did not disappoint him at all, "I like it very much..."

Ye Yixing stretched out his tongue to lick He Yanlu's finger, and asked, "You said before... what did it look like to dream that I became a human?"

"Black hair," He Yanlu tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "Green eyes."

(==) This is basically a replica of a cat...

"Well, actually, the person I became just now has black eyes instead of green eyes." Ye Yixing shook his beard.

He Yanlu immediately curled his lips and said, "Don't talk about him!"

"Ah?" Ye Yixing twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why?"

"Didn't you say that the appearance just now became very ugly... so ugly that you dare not come out to see me, huh?" He Yanlu hummed and complained awkwardly, and exerted a little force on the fingers that were touching the black cat's ears. , tugged Ye Yixing with a force that would not cause pain, to vent his dissatisfaction.

Ye Yixing has no choice but to commit evil and cannot live!

"But... the voice still likes..."

Ye Yixing chuckled, then get used to my voice first.

"I hope it's not a dream..." He Yanlu suddenly said, without letting go of the arm holding the black cat, he closed his eyes and pressed a kiss on the other's forehead.

"If it's a dream, I won't let you wake up."

One person and one cat talked sweet words that are tired of killing people, and both fell into a real dreamland.

There are some lies that I know clearly that "deception" is not good, but I still have to tell them.

When it comes to deception, people often decide that it is not good, but they fail to find that deception also has its other principles and essence.There is a saying that bad men lie to you for a while, and good men lie to you all the time.

Few people will cheat just for the sake of cheating. The most stupid and wise people don't know that they are cheated, and the most wise and foolish people turn a blind eye to it.Ignorance is always better than knowing too much.

Ye Yixing was woken up by He Yanlu the next day.

He dug open his misty eyes, and saw He Yanlu's eyes shining like stars early in the morning, pulling the black cat's tail and shouting: "Xiao Hei! Xiao Hei!..."

"...Well, what's the matter?" The cat man's big transformation back and forth last night hurt his vitality. He Yanlu is still pulling his tail before he recovers, thinking it's a lamp switch!

"...Speak!" He Yanlu murmured excitedly.

Ye Yixing burst out laughing, He Yanlu in the early morning can stop being so cute and silly!

"How old are you now!" He Yanlu suddenly asked with a ferocious expression.

Ye Yixing was startled, startled by the expression on the other side's face faster than flipping through a book: "Ah? What?"

"Aren't you a cat demon? You said you have practiced for more than 1000 years! Ancestor cat? Master cat?" He Yanlu looked curious.

"Ah... I don't remember, it's more than 1000 years old..." (=_=)

"Wow! You are an old monster over 1000 years old, and you still do that to me!" The other party glared at him.

"...What's the matter?" Ye Yixing was completely confused.

"You touched me last night." He Yanlu's star-like eyes were watery, and there were two imperceptible red marks on his cheeks, "You are a big perverted cat!"

"..." Why don't you call me a pervert!Just wait... The first thing for my brother to become human again is to really "sex" you!

So, if someone deliberately wants to lie to you all his life, just to make you happy, will you accept the lie willingly?It doesn't matter if you play stupid or really stupid, if you don't get hysterical or get to the bottom of it, everything will be fine with a good ending.