Becoming a Cat

As soon as he entered the door, a black shadow pounced on him.

He Yanlu put down the book, took off his coat, and walked to the sofa to sit down. During the process, he was tickled by the black cat's intimate rubbing. He snatched the black cat from his body and hugged it to his eyes with a chuckle: "...do you miss me? ?”

"Hmm." Ye Yixing murmured, still stretched out his head to sniff here and there, then raised his head and said, "There is an unpleasant smell."

He Yanlu held the cat in one hand, and sniffed at his collar with the other: "What?"

"I don't like the smell of strangers," Ye Yixing said angrily, "Go take a bath."

He Yanlu smiled again: "I'm at school all day, so of course I smell like strangers on my body. The little guy has become more and more picky recently, huh?"

Perhaps because he has adapted to the habits of cats over time, Ye Yixing has become more and more indulgent in cats' unique possessive desire for "private property".He Yanlu, He Yanlu's home, and everything here belong to him.

While his scent marks are effective against other cats, they are not effective against humans.Thinking of this, Ye Yixing felt insecure.

To be honest, He Yanlu has really become more and more charming these days.

When Ye Yixing first met He Yanlu, if the other party was in a good mood, at most he would only speak with a smile on his face.Now, he will completely write his mood on his face, and convey it through media such as eyes, facial expressions, body language, aura, etc. It seems that every cell in his body is unconsciously exuding a wave of "I want to be touch, I want to be touched" breath...

This is definitely not just wishful thinking of a cat (==)!

If possible, Ye Yixing would rather He Yanlu stay close at every step, so that the other party only smells of him.

"Go and wash." Ye Yixing put his head on He Yanlu's chest, "Lick it after washing."

He Yanlu had no choice but to cast a sideways glance at the black cat: "It's getting more and more confident!" He said as he got up and took off his clothes and walked to the bathroom.

"It's your fault." Ye Yixing lay on the sofa enjoying He Yanlu's graceful movements, "...you spoiled me." Is it really good to be so defenseless?Although I am a cat now, I still have human desires!

Be sensible Ye Yixing, although I really want to rush to wash it together, but I can't do it now!

Just watching the other party take off his clothes makes him unable to calm down, and once he faces each other naked, he can't control the flood of emotions.He didn't want to stage a thrilling transformation in front of the naked He Yanlu!

He turned over and buried his head on the rabbit's big white leg, out of sight.

A crab character like He Yanlu is strong and indifferent on the surface, but gentle and timid on the inside. To conquer him, he must be melted slowly.It must not be forced or frightened, otherwise he will shrink back into the shell, and it will be difficult to coax him out.

When people do things, they often think that if it doesn't work this time, there will be a second chance.If there is, it must be the grace of God.Rebirth, going back to the past, etc., those only happen in novels and movies, it seems that people want to express the idea of ​​"I will cherish it again"...

However, the reality is that there are mostly no second chances.

Some things have not been done successfully, and it is often a way for us to comfort ourselves by saying that we have tried our best or tried our best.

Have you really tried hard?Are you really trying your best?Do you really have a clear conscience?Or does it mean that for what you want, you have a better chance of winning if you go all out or put all your eggs in one basket?

If everyone thinks from the very beginning, there is only one chance for everything, if you don’t do it well, you will lose it, if you don’t cherish it, you will lose it.In that way, perhaps there will be fewer broken feelings, irreparable tragedies, and time that cannot be traced back.

So, if you only have one chance, can you pay a little more?

Ye Yixing never considered any retreat for himself related to "recovery", he didn't want to repeat it, he wanted to win it all at once.He wants He Yanlu to get used to his existence, starting from the voice, forming countless conditioned reflexes, completely dependent on him, and unable to leave.

"Xiao Hei, I want to eat meat tonight..." He Yanlu said to the black cat, holding a towel.

"What kind of meat? Pork, beef, chicken?" Ye Yixing propped himself up from the sofa and jumped onto the coffee table. On it was the oversized push-button phone that He Yanlu bought for the black cat a few days ago.

"...I want to eat all of them." He Yanlu's voice came from the bathroom, "Xu Ji's home-cooked braised pork, Piaoxiangge's cumin roast beef skewers, KFC's finger-licking chicken nuggets..."

"I can only choose one!" the black cat frantically flipped through the takeaway list on the coffee table.

Before closing the bathroom door, He Yanlu put his head up and smiled mischievously: "Then you decide."

ah ah!Doesn't look like a dad at all!It’s okay if you don’t know how to cook!Since the day before yesterday, I have taught myself to order takeaway! !Ye Yixing sharpened his paws, and randomly pulled out a takeaway menu - [Loving Cat Restaurant].

Hey, what store is this?Not once.

Ye Yixing squinted his eyes to read the information on the menu:

[All food in this store is suitable for people and cats to enjoy together, welcome to visit with your pet kittens!All customers with kittens can enjoy a [-]% discount and a free fresh salmon...]...

［Takeaway: Order over 30 yuan for delivery, choose any kind of owner's cat love package, when the delivery staff arrives at your residence, please show your cat, you can enjoy a [-]% discount! ] Ye Yixing moved his gaze to the menu——

Sweet and sour fish ball rice [recommended by the owner] 20 yuan

Scallion fish fillet rice [recommended by the owner] 20 yuan

Fried cod curry rice [recommended by the owner] 25 yuan

…Steamed cod with shiitake mushrooms, sea bream omelette, salt and pepper fish, fish fillet with plum sauce…

Ye Yixing swallowed, he has an appetite...!

Without hesitation, he stretched out his paw and pressed the hands-free button of the phone, and snapped a series of numbers——

[Hello, this is Love Cat Restaurant. ] The crisp girl's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello, may I ask...does your restaurant serve meat dishes?"

"Hi? Can you speak louder, please?"

(=皮=) Every time I call to order takeaway, the other party will almost always mention this problem.As a black cat, Ye Yixing can indeed speak human language, but the volume is half of what he used to be when he was a human!When he was with He Yanlu, the two of them mostly chatted at close range, so Ye Yixing didn't realize that his volume was a bit low at first...

Ye Yixing cleared his throat, lay down on the coffee table and leaned closer to the phone, and said loudly, "Does your shop serve meat? Boiled meat, stewed meat, and fried meat are all fine!"

［Yes, do you have the menu of Love Cat Restaurant? ] The waiter said politely.

"In the hands," under the paws...

Ye Yixing said, "I saw only fish."

The waiter smiled and said: [Please turn to the back of the menu, what you just read is just cat recipes. ] (=dish=) made a fool of myself!I just watched the drool in front of me...

The other party didn't mind at all, and said enthusiastically: [Do you want to order food alone or enjoy it with your cat? ] Love... love cats...

Ye Yixing rubbed his paws together and said, "Together with my beloved cat." (==)

[Then I recommend you to order our set meal, please choose your main meal first, you can choose from any one on the front and back of the menu! ] Ye Yixing scanned the host's menu and said, "Stir-fried meat cubes with fragrant sesame seeds, small portion." He Yanlu's appetite is not large, just a little is enough to fill him up.

[OK, what about cat food? ]

Ye Yixing licked his mouth and said, "Crisp-fried cod curry rice, steamed fish with lemon sauce..."

[Sorry, you can only order one cat meal. ] The waiter interrupted him.

"..." Ye Yixing narrowed his eyes and said, "We have two cats at home."

[Oh~ You need to show your two cats to the delivery staff to get a discount! ] The waiter said happily.

"Well, there's only one, actually."

[...]

"I want fried cod curry rice, a big serving!"

[...OK, there will be a free drink or a mini meal in the set meal, similar to a sample meal, the amount is very small, what do you need...] "Mini meal of steamed fish with lemon sauce!" Ye Yixing made a decisive decision.

[Okay, okay... May I have your address...]

After Ye Yixing reported the address, he hung up the phone and carefully studied the menu. Tomorrow, he will have a mini meal of steamed cod with shredded mushrooms and sea bream omelette, and the day after tomorrow...

As soon as He Yanlu came out of the bathroom after taking a shower, he saw a certain guy happily rolling around on the sofa, and asked amusedly, "What are you doing?"

When Ye Yixing heard the sound, he jumped up and rushed to He Yanlu to smell it, it smells so good!

Sticking out his tongue to lick, he rubbed against He Yanlu's neck and said, "I'm hungry."

He Yanlu's hair hadn't been dried yet, and the water droplets on it slid down the ears, and were instantly sucked away by the bathrobe on his body.He casually covered his head with a towel, hooked the black cat's nose and asked with a smile, "What did you order? So happy?"

"Hey..." Ye Yixing smiled and said, "You will know in a while."

A certain person stretched out his hand and began to wipe his hair. His face was steamed like a peach, rosy in the white, and the towel greedily sucked the water from his hair and neck. He Yanlu smiled and said, "Mysterious!" of……"

Ye Yixing watched the other party's movements, can you stop being so ecstasy after wiping your hair!

He must be hungry, hungry, hungry, starving to death! !

After another ten minutes, the doorbell rang, and He Yanlu got up to open the door. Ye Yixing called out, "Take me!"

He Yanlu hugged the black cat: "Can't leave for a moment?"

Ye Yixing said: "The delivery man has to watch the cat."

(==) I said, which takeaway did you order?So weird.

He Yanlu hugged the black cat tightly, opened the door, and saw a delivery man wearing a cap with a cartoon cat pattern standing at the door, holding a food bag in his hand. He saw He Yan who was holding the black cat Law, asked with a smile: "Mr. He, with your cat?"

He Yanlu nodded: "Yes."

The delivery man glanced at the order and said, "The original price is 54 yuan, and you can enjoy a 43% discount, so it's only [-] yuan."

Have a promotion?He Yanlu had doubts in his heart, but he didn't raise them.

He took out his wallet to pay, and heard the delivery man sigh: "Your cat is so handsome! You are welcome to visit our store in person!" It has been a long time since I saw such a tasteful owner. Cats are so stylish, with black hair, blue eyes and silver collars!If they go to the store, they will definitely attract many customers.

He Yanlu responded politely.

Before closing the door, the delivery man vaguely heard the black cat in the young man's hand saying, I'm so hungry...

He shook his head, how could a cat talk...?Really!

"Shall we go upstairs to eat?" He Yanlu asked.

Ye Yixing shook his head wildly: "Anywhere will do."

As soon as he went upstairs, He Yanlu put the food on the desk. The black cat jumped off him and circled around the bag. He wagged his tail and scanned the bag with his two green eyes like X-rays. He had already I was dizzy by the smell of fish inside.

"...It smells good!" He Yanlu opened the bag with a smile, "Three boxes?"

Ye Yixing took a sniff, stretched out his paw and pushed the medium-sized box in the direction of He Yanlu: "This is yours."

Then he hugged the largest one and the smallest one together, looked at He Yanlu, and said, "Both of these are mine."

"You rascal!" He Yanlu yelled, "Why do I only have one! I want the big one!"

"You can't finish it." It's a waste for you. Ye Yixing pointed his butt at He Yanlu and said, "Your meat is in there. This is my fish."

He Yanlu has a very bad habit!Every time I eat, I grab food from him!I always think the one in his bowl is more delicious! ! (=皮=) Bullying him is a cat that eats slowly!snort!

He Yanlu pretended to be pitiful and said: "Obviously I paid for it, but I can only eat so little."

Ye Yixing glanced at him, struggled for a while, and reluctantly pulled out the small box, moved it out, and said, "Then, I'll give you this too."

He Yanlu asked, "What is this?"

Ye Yixing said: "Steamed fish with lemon sauce."

He Yanlu asked, "Where's the one you're holding?"

Ye Yixing gritted his teeth and said, "...crispy fried cod curry rice."

"I think yours tastes better..."

Ye Yixing glanced at He Yanlu again, only to see someone with lowered brows and pursed mouth in aggrieved manner.

One person and one cat stared at each other for a while, and He Yanlu couldn't help but burst out laughing, "I can't, I can't hold it anymore... Hahahaha..." Presumably the little guy has already experienced something in his heart. It's a huge struggle to make a choice, it's so interesting to see its expression!

"It's fun to tease me!" Ye Yixing plucked his hair.

"It's fun." He Yanlu nodded seriously.

(=dish=) Nima!

After opening the lunch box, He Yanlu continued to choose the vegetables in the black cat's box, and forcefully stuffed the meat he ordered into the black cat's mouth.

"You can't bully the cat demon." Ye Yixing squinted his eyes, chewing slowly, and said, "If you bully too much, it will bite you."

He Yanlu put his fingers close to his mouth, and said with a smile, "Then, you bite."

Ye Yixing glanced at the other party, but gave up helplessly.

How could he fall in love with such a self-willed guy?

Sticking out his tongue and licking the fingers near his mouth, Ye Yixing said in a low voice: "... I can't bear it."

"Hehe," He Yanlu patted the black cat's head and said, "Good boy."

……

After the two finished their meal and packed the tableware, He Yanlu turned on the computer and said to the black cat in his arms, "Xiao Hei, let me tell you a secret!"

"What?" Ye Yixing looked at He Yanlu and opened the homepage of Fantasy Fiction Network, thinking, could it be that you are telling me that you are "Zhiyan", it seems that as a cat, you should pretend not to understand.

He Yanlu said: "Father actually has someone he admires."

Ye Yixing was startled, someone he admires?Does He Yanlu have someone to admire?

"Who is it?" Ye Yixing tried to calm down and asked.

"However..." He Yanlu clicked on the leaderboard from the link on the homepage, and Ye Yixing's heart beat suddenly accelerated. Seeing He Yanlu click on the column "Luomu Zhiqiu", he almost forgot to breathe.

He Yanlu continued: "...he disappeared recently."

I saw a message board on the homepage of Luomu Zhiqiu's column, and there was a system news hanging high——

[Popular Internet writer Luomu Zhiqiu abandons the pit to play and disappears]