Becoming a Cat

Fanwai III: Raising a Cat

No matter how good the relationship is, two people are bound to quarrel when they are together. He Yanlu and Ye Yixing are no exception. Of course, most of them are just small quarrels.

If the quarrel is severe, there will be a cold war. However, during the cold war, both of them are uncomfortable and anxious, but neither of them can hold back and talk to each other first.

When there is no issue of principle, Ye Yixing will always let He Yanlv.

In the middle of the cold war, Ye Yixing began to soften his heart. He Yanlu was silent in the corner alone, looking very pitiful... He Yanlu also became bored, living under the same roof but not talking to him Ye Yixing is really bad...

So, the two didn't know who touched who first, and the other rubbed back, and they glued together again within a few seconds!

Of course, this is just a normal situation. If it is not normal, it will be an upgraded version of the quarrel, and it will lead to a fight!This happened twice for no apparent reason.

The first time He Yanlu got angry and said that he wanted to break up and move out. Ye Yixing was so angry that he pressed him on the bed for a whole night. He was so scared that he even cried and begged. After that, he couldn't get out of bed for three days. He Yanlu didn't dare to mention it again. Something like that.

Ye Yixing was sure that He Yanlu would not be able to beat him in a fight, so when the quarrel became fierce, Ye Yixing used force to conquer and directly dragged him to bed, and He Yanlu was quiet when he was done.

However, things don't work out like this every time.For example, the second time, under Ye Yixing's dominance, He Yanlu cried out aggrievedly, yelling that he was not wanted anymore, and wanted to get another cat, and also accused Ye Yixing of not turning into a cat to hug him for a long time. "!"

Only then did Ye Yixing subdue and comfort him, hugging him and coaxing and kissing him.Even so, two days later he received a phone call from his mother and was severely reprimanded. Father Ye even came to the door to reprimand him for a long time, and he almost took He Yanlu back to his hometown...

Ye Yixing was very worried about the balance between the two after introspection. Although the other party was older than him, He Yanlu, who lived with him, was often at a disadvantage. No matter what, he had to give way to him; Law can always arouse his desire to conquer in an instant...

In desperation, he had no choice but to ask his buddy Yang Qu for advice.

Yang Qu sat in the coffee shop, tapped his fingers on the table, and asked, "Why did you and him quarrel?"

Ye Yixing sighed: "I can't tell, if I can find out the reason, do I still need to ask you?"

Yang Qu asked: "Any couple will have minor quarrels. You two are not incompatible, nor are you irrational. This has escalated to a fight. There must be a fuse, right?"

Ye Yixing thought for a while and said, "When you say that, I recall that every time He Yanlu said 'Xiao Hei is much better than you', I felt uncomfortable."

In fact, Ye Yixing's principled issue is, in the final analysis, the same cat!He Yanlu felt deeply resentful about this!

Yang Qu smiled: "You are not jealous of yourself, are you?"

Ye Yixing rubbed his nose: "So what? I treat him so well, but he always misses cats. Does he love me or is he with me because he loves cats..."

Yang Qu picked up the coffee cup and took a sip: "No wonder people in love are said to be fools. How come your IQ of [-] becomes [-]."

(=dish=)

Yang Qu said again: "Do you think that because you are Xiao Hei, he loves you?"

Ye Yixing nodded.

"But, didn't you tell me that He Yanlu has always worshiped Luomu?" Quan "That's right."

"Then, he also likes Xiao Hei more because Xiao Hei is a fallen tree."

Ye Yixing was taken aback by Yang Qu's words.

"Xiaohei, Luomu, isn't it all about you, Ye Yixing? He is living with you now, and the whole person is yours. What else are you not satisfied with?"

It's not wrong to think about it this way, Ye Yixing crossed his fingers, frowned and asked, "Am I too possessive of him, and he doesn't feel free?"

"It's up to you to ask yourself. If you want to let it go, let it go, and if you want to accept it, you will take it in. It is up to you to handle it."

"Hey, I'm going to feel wronged by He Yanlu after what you said. He is always very sad when I quarrel with him."

Yang Qu smiled and analyzed: "He said that Xiao Hei is much better than you, which is easy to understand. He is also a man, and he is older than you. He cannot always be suppressed by you. He also has his self-esteem as a man. , he also needs control and leadership, he has that status for Xiao Hei, but not for you. The cat is his belonging, if the idol becomes a cat, he can do whatever he wants with the idol, and he also has this kind of psychological."

Ye Yixing realized: "I see, I'm so stupid."

Yang Qu said: "It's just that the onlookers know."

Ye Yixing thought of Chu Wenxing. Ever since he was with Yang Qu, he had always looked like a suppressed daughter-in-law. Ye Yixing took this opportunity to ask curiously: "Are you and Chu Wenxing also like this? I feel that he was tamed too perfectly by you." Well, what do you do with him?"

As soon as Chu Wenxing was mentioned, Yang Qu's entire expression softened: "Be nice to him and satisfy all his requirements."

"Huh? You won't be a 'strict wife', will you?"

Yang Qu smiled lightly: "Do you think it's possible?"

"Then you spoil him so much, aren't you afraid of spoiling him?"

Yang Qu said: "He never said some things, and sometimes he would even say irony. What I have to do is to guess what he wants in his heart, and then satisfy all his needs, including physical needs."

"Pfft..." Ye Yixing took a sip of tea, "Physiological needs? He has such a stuffy personality, so he definitely won't talk about it."

Yang Qumansi drank coffee methodically: "Yeah, he is awkward, I want to guess where his bottom line is, when he tells the truth and when he tells a lie; as long as the overall situation is in my hands, the rest Let him torment, so what?"

"Master! Great God! Great Immortal!" Abnormal!

For example, how to study the law is the same. In most cases, he is very obedient and cooperative to Ye Yixing's demands, because Ye Yixing knows that he also likes it. Even if he sometimes says "no", it is just an instinctive reaction that cannot be tolerated for a moment. Not really a refusal.

That time he cried out of control, because he didn't grasp the bottom line, hey...

Ye Yixing sighed, thinking about how to appease his lover who was still arguing...

Yang Qu said that all his requirements were met, so should he go back as a little black?That's too cowardly!

On the way back, he passed a pet shop. When the depressed Ye Yixing saw the kitten in the window, he suddenly had a solution...

"Meow... Meow..." As soon as they got home, the two kittens wandered around the entrance nervously, full of uneasiness about the new place.

When He Yanlu heard the voice coming out of the room, his eyes lit up, his face was still cold, but in an instant, he smiled like spring breeze melting snow: "Where did the kitten come from, so cute..."

Ye Yixing said with a smile: "You gave birth to me, you forgot?"

He Yanlu was taken aback: "I, I gave birth to...?"

Looking at He Yanlu who was standing in a daze, Ye Yixing couldn't bear it anymore, went over to hook his nose and said, "Little idiot, do you believe everything I say?"

He Yanlu frowned and was about to have another seizure. Ye Yixing kissed him on the cheek and said, "I bought it for you to play with, so treat it as our son. I gave birth to it, okay?"

He Yanlu was immediately appeased, blushing and smiling, ran to tease the kitten, and asked Ye Yixing who was cooking: "Which one is the elder brother and which is the younger brother?"

Ye Yixing poured oil into the wok, fried the minced cauliflower meat, "Hey—" he yelled into the living room, "Guess!"

He Yanlu touched this one, touched that one, the one with tiger skin looked bigger, and loved to be coquettish. He Yanlu scratched its chin with his fingers, and it squinted its eyes and raised its head, making an expression of special enjoyment.The gray and white one is smaller, biting its tail to play alone.

He Yanlu shouted at Ye Yixing: "The gray one is my younger brother!"

Ye Yixing put the dishes on a plate, and continued with the next plate: "I guessed wrong, that's my brother."

He Yanlu grabbed the tiger cat by its front paws and dragged it over: "Xiao Hua, you are called Xiao Hua." He looked at the gray and white cat, looked at it for a long time and said, "Hui Hui." Then he picked up the two cats to find Big White Rabbit: "I'll show you my sister."

Ye Yixing came out with the dishes, and saw He Yanlu having fun with the kitten and the rabbit, with a bright expression on his face.

He put away the bowls and chopsticks, and took out the rice cooker: "Come over for dinner, and play later."

He Yanlu asked: "What are you going to feed them? Have you prepared it?"

Ye Yixing pointed to the cat food at the entrance: "I bought cat food."

He Yanlu asked again: "Isn't it forbidden to eat cat food?"

Ye Yixing glared at him: "That's what I can't eat, of course ordinary cats eat cat food!"

He Yanlu laughed out loud, and found the cat bowl in Ye Yixing's shopping bag, poured some cat food into it, took the cat litter to the bathroom, and washed his hands before coming to eat.

While eating, the two watched the two cats eat too. Xiaohua was full first before giving it to Huihui. He Yanlu said, "Look how bad my brother is, bullying my brother."

Ye Yixing put a piece of meat into He Yanlu's bowl and said, "It's the older brother who let the younger brother."

He Yanlu asked: "How do you know that Huihui is the elder brother? He looks small."

Ye Yixing said with a smile: "I am also younger than you, but I am bigger than you."

Ye Yixing smiled ambiguously whether the tall one was tall or something else.He Yanlu glared at him and stopped talking.

"It was the store manager who said that the gray cat is one year old and the tiger cat is only eight months old."

"Oh... I think Hui Hui is a little sticky."

"Really?" Ye Yixing took a bite of his meal, "The gray one licked my fingers and played with it all the way. It never stopped, but the one with the tiger skin was quiet."

"Huh? Xiaohua is very close to me?"

"This is so strange, one is good to you, the other is good to me..."

Before going to bed at night, Ye Yixing found a box for the kittens and laid blankets for them to sleep in. The kittens wanted to climb out and continue playing with "Dad", but they were scared back by Ye Yixing's eyes. It's time to sleep, you guys are obedient, don't make noise, don't make noise, you know?"

He Yanlu came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and asked Ye Yixing, "What are you talking to them about?"

Ye Yixing said with a smile: "Tell them to sleep at night to love and warm each other."

He Yanlu glared at him again: "What nonsense, don't teach your sons badly!"

There's nothing wrong with warming each other, isn't it just sleeping next to each other... But Ye Yixing still said softly: "Obey." He pushed He Yanlu into the bedroom, now is adults' time, not for children!

The kittens have been raised for a month, and they are already familiar with the family. Because there are two, they play and fight together, which is very lively.

He Yanlu is still keen on the game of throwing the ball of string. Every time he sees the kitten scratching the ball of string with its front paws, he has a look of emotion: "You used to be like this..."

Ye Yixing is very embarrassing, he resolutely refuses to admit the fact that he has such a foolish historical experience!

Two people, two cats and a family of four live happily and full of vitality.Xiaohua and Huihui are also mischievous and thrive under the love and care of their fathers.

Tearing paper towels into pieces is a common thing at home, and Ye Yixing is annoyed by this, thinking that when he was a cat, he had never done such an "inhuman" and "outrageous" thing!Even He Yanlu often complains: "Your father is much better than you..."

Every time He Yanlu writes, the kittens always make trouble for him.At the beginning, He Yanlu joked, "Even if I write stories about cats, I can't turn you into people. If you want to change, go to your father..."

The kittens were unwilling to let go, and surrounded He Yanlu's feet, "meow meow meow", pulled his trouser legs, and picked off his slippers... He Yanlu was so annoying, why didn't everyone learn from Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei Hei Ke always lay on his lap obediently!

Ye Yixing looked at He Yanlu's face from a distance, and his heart turned into a big black cat in an instant. He rushed over and took the two kittens to the balcony, looked down at the frightened sons from a high position, and reprimanded: "Mom! Don't disturb me when I'm working! Do you know! If you don't listen, you can close the balcony, and you won't be given food!"

Ye Yixing's emerald green eyes flickered, causing the two kittens to stand up and tremble.

Dad really is dad!wrong!Dad is indeed a cat!After the kittens came back to their senses, they became even more clingy to Ye Yixing, rubbing their necks against him and licking him with their tongues...

"I just know how to flatter..." Ye Yixing stroked them and smiled.

The amazing thing is that Brother Huihui still loves to get close to Ye Yixing, while Brother Xiaohua loves to make trouble with He Yanlu!When Ye Yixing is not around, Huihui sleeps alone on the sofa; when He Yanlu is not around, Xiaohua follows Huihui and acts like a baby with Ye Yixing...

Since raising a cat, the number of quarrels between He Yanlu and Ye Yixing has also dropped sharply, from the original big quarrel every week to the small quarrel every half a month, and then transformed into a harmonious family of five good people.Ye Yixing deeply felt that it is necessary to raise a baby if a family can be well maintained!

One day after the incident, He Yanlu lay on the bed and said in a soft voice, "You were so handsome when you became a baby Xiao Heixun..." His eyes were shining brightly on Ye Yixing, full of love, "It's very beautiful." The prestige of being a father... I was dumbfounded that day."

Ye Yixing looked down at his lover below him, and said triumphantly, "Then it goes without saying, I'm a cat demon!"

He Yanlu raised his head and kissed him: "It's mine."

Ye Yixing kissed back: "Well, it's all yours."

[Three extra episodes]