Becoming a Cat

After living together with Xiao Hei in "human form", He Yanlu's life has undergone great changes.First of all, Ye Yixing is no longer his "son" and "pet". He is a normal young man in his early twenties. Such two hot-blooded same-sex people get along day and night. Tit for tat is inevitable.

And Ye Yixing also learned of He Yanlu's true temperament in the previous relationship, but occasionally when He Yanlu sat quietly thinking or was in a daze, Ye Yixing would be amazed by his tongue - he obviously had a natural model figure, plus he had no personality. An iceberg face with a sense of disobedience, but who knows, the real He Yanlu is just a cute dead, otaku, male!

The dead otaku has not only become more and more dependent on Ye Yixing recently, but also seems to have been inspired to talk about the potential...

For example, when Ye Yixing was cooking, He Yanlu would surround him with a teacup and murmur: "I don't like this without garlic, what kind of seasoning is this, why do I have to pour it in, eh, the big row can still be fried, Is this much cooking wine enough? Do you want to pour some more..."

For another example, when dealing with incidents related to "cats", He Yanlu often couldn't help talking too much: "Xiao Hua threw up hairballs again yesterday, hey, when you were Xiao Hei, you never licked or spit out hair , I gave you a bath... Hey, Xiaohu's claws should be cut again, this little guy grabbed the hole in the white sweater you bought for me... Hey, every time I shovel shit for Xiaohua and Xiaohu I was very confused about where you pooped at the beginning... (Ye Yixing: Nonsense, of course I, who has human IQ, pooped in the toilet!)"

Every time at this time, Ye Yixing is very speechless, and is very angry and jealous with himself as a cat, because now, he will no longer become a "little black", not because he doesn't want to, but because of "the magic of the black cat" Has disappeared as his body recovers.

Even though He Yanlu's wish was fulfilled and two kittens were raised instead, how could these two little beasts compare with Ye Yixing, who had a human soul and a cat body back then?Therefore, no matter how reluctant He Yanlu is to the "talking cat demon", he can't go back to the past.

However, although the past has passed away, the coming can still be pursued!Ye Yixing hugged someone with a slender waist and narrow buttocks, pressed him with four limbs easily, gnawed and kissed him, kissed the other person until he was panting and blushing, and thought with a smirk, it's time for "Xiao Hei" , but there is no such benefit!

Time flies, and He Yanlu graduated in a blink of an eye.He also didn't go out to find a job, and continued to stay at home and write novels, and at the same time carried forward the characteristics of "dead otaku". Except for buying necessities and going to the library to borrow books, he hardly ever left home.

"You should go out to exercise anyway!" Ye Yixing said while holding dumbbells to exercise his arms while complaining about He Yanlu, "Every time I do it a few times on the bed, I hum and say no, I don't have any endurance (I don't know How does this thin-skinned and tender-skinned guy maintain his figure? Perhaps it can only be described as 'naturally beautiful')!"

He Yanlu doesn't care about his aggression, sex is a relaxing and enjoyable thing for him, enough is enough, why insist on exercising for a more lasting process?Time-consuming and labor-intensive!

Zhi Yan, who has five years of creative experience and a great passion for literature, has finally paid off. In the spring of the sixth year, his popularity has been raised to a new level.With the publication of the latest work "World Projection", this cutting-edge writer who stands out from the Internet platform has appeared on the bestseller lists of major websites one after another.He Yanlu also began to receive frequent invitations from the media and publishers, such as reader meetings, book signings and other offline activities, but he was naturally unwilling to attend as he just wanted to be a "dead otaku" in peace , but in the face of the publisher's request, and even the soft-hearted "pleading" of the publishing editor, He Yanlu couldn't refuse directly. After hesitating, he found his best friend and bad friend Chu Wenxing to discuss it. Ye Yixing's friend Yang Qu also came.

Four people gathered together. "Oh my great writer, this kind of thing is a good thing! Can I ask for some autographs in advance?" Chu Wenxing teased.

Yang Qudao: "This is a very good thing for others. Who doesn't want to be famous, who doesn't want to make money? But I don't think it may happen to He Yanlu. Because he is so good-looking, once his true face is exposed, it will definitely attract attention. Come more attention, then the gathering of these people is not necessarily for the works of 'Zhi Yan'," Yang Qu said, looking at He Yanlu, "You probably don't want your life to be disturbed, let alone the Internet now So developed, judging from the fact that your photos were exposed on the school BBS before, these must be a kind of trouble for you."

He Yanlu nodded, and it was more than that. For a person who loves literature and creation, what he wants to be noticed by others is the work itself, not his private life... What's more, he has such an unsightly background. He didn't know how to face being picked up by someone with a heart.

Ye Yixing didn't care, but was very supportive of He Yanlu's current state: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I will take Xiaolu to the Netherlands as soon as I graduate. My mother has already bought us a house there, so there shouldn't be any problems." big impact."

Chu Wenxing snorted: "Wake up, young master, you underestimate the power of the media too much! Besides, it's okay to spend time abroad for self-cultivation and vacation. Long-term living will definitely make you lonely!"

Yang Qu took a look at Chu Wenxing, and knew that this was Chu Wenxing's provocative words. In fact, this guy was reluctant to take Ye Yixing away with He Yanlu, after all, he was just such a friend.Therefore, he persuaded He Yanlu to protect his privacy, consider his alternative love life, and make decisions carefully.

He Yanlu sighed: "These activities are not mandatory clauses in the contract, so forget it, I will refuse them."

That night, He Yanlu made the headlines. As soon as he went online, he was almost bombarded with news bombs, most of which came from editors.According to the order of importance, He Yanlu clicked on the comments of the network editors one after another. The latest one urged him to update the fifth chapter of "World Projection", and threatened to publish his mobile phone number on his In the fan group!

He Yanlu sweated for a while, and then opened the message from the editor of the publishing house, all of which were good news about the sales of "World Projection": "The sales are too hot, you are completely popular, and the planning department has planned to publish the "Moon Ink" you wrote earlier. I read some of your old articles again on the weekend, and found that your writing style has changed in the past two years... If you think about it carefully, it probably started from the story of "Cat" the year before... What? Speaking of which, it seems to have a little more special taste..."Special taste?He Yanlu was puzzled, and was about to ask, when the editor sent a new message: "I found that your description of the protagonist's emotions is more delicate, and you didn't write emotional dramas very much before." He Yanlu's face became hot , This is all thanks to Ye Yixing!See the next one, "And it's all about the emotional drama between the hero and the supporting actor!"

He Yanlu: "..."

Publishing editor: "I couldn't see it at first, but I felt that the relationship between the male lead and the male lead was pretty good. After reading it a few times, I found that it was a bit subtle. Every time I saw the male lead bully the male lead and challenge the male lead, I felt a kind of thought. Howling, feeling excited all over... Is there something wrong with me?"

He Yanlu hurriedly stopped the editor's wild thinking, and said weakly, "I'm here."

The publishing editor shouted: "You have finally appeared! Hurry up and accept the signing event, don't hesitate any longer, we will pay you a high price for appearance!"

He Yanlu: "Well, I'm actually not short of money..."

The publishing editor burst into tears and offered another tempting offer: "Meet the readers, if everyone knows how handsome you are, they will definitely love you to death!"

He Yanlu: "Aren't most of the readers who read my articles male? They are not gay, so why do they love me?"

This Gao Leng Fan made the publishing editor continue to burst into tears: "There are also women, don't you know that many girls read your articles? I heard that there are many rotten girls." The publishing editor is also a man, so he doesn't understand rotten at all. Which dimensional creature is the woman? I only know the attribute of the word "female".

He Yanlu: "Is that so_#..."

During this process, Ye Yixing leaned against the bed with his notebook in his arms and sneered, He Yanlu turned to look at him: "What are you laughing at?"

Ye Yixing: "Look at your posts."

He Yanlu ignored the editor and went to Ye Yixing's side, only to see the words "ahhhhh" and "Qiu Fengtian CP" all over the screen. He Yanlu asked curiously: "What is Fengtian CP?" I don't have the habit of watching post bars.

Ye Yixing: "CP means couple. The people who built this building wanted to see you write about Ling Feng and Jing Yutian having sex!" Ling Feng and Jing Yutian are the male protagonist and male supporting role of "World Projection" respectively.

He Yanlu said speechlessly: "No way, are these readers gay?"

Ye Yixing: "Why, these people came from Danmei Novel Network!"

Tanmei novels?He Yanlu saw a message from a reader with the net name "Shy Little Fairy": "Master! I, who never read fantasy novels, have completely fallen since my best friend Amwayed your "World Projection"! Knowing this It's not Yanmei novels, I want to ask you, please let Ling Feng and Yutian be together, seeing that they love each other and kill me, I can't stand it. Begging for meat, meat, meat! Begging for Fengtian's H-scene!"

Ye Yixing also saw this, couldn't help laughing, and was getting carried away, when he slid the mouse down to the right, he accidentally clicked on the flashing penguin—"Siluomu, come out! After the abduction, the update speed has plummeted, from daily updates to weekly updates to now monthly updates! Do you still want to write, do you know that such a speed will make readers run away! Look at others Yan, how many books have been published! What about the bold words and lofty ambitions of the year? Do you still want to surpass him! Ah?!" The person who sent this message is the editor in charge of Luo Mu Zhiqiu on the fantasy novel website!

Ye Yixing's face changed, and he closed the webpage with lightning speed.

He Yanlu became suspicious: "Hey, don't you often write with me? Why don't you update it?"

Ye Yixing closed the lid of the notebook and said, "That's a manuscript for Xinwen!"

Looking at Ye Yixing's swaying eyes, He Yanlu knew that the other party had something to hide, and he was upset, but he had no choice but to do it, because he was not a character who broke the casserole and asked the bottom line, although he was a bit talkative recently... However, the two of them lived under the same roof Under the circumstances, the paper must not be able to contain the fire, and He Yanlu quickly discovered the clue.

One day, he rarely read the comments under the article, and found that many readers mentioned a novel called "Anecdotes About Me and the Great God Next Door", and some people asked: "This 'Zhiyan' is the so-called Great God Next Door. Is it? It's over! It feels like real! Saliva..."

He Yanlu searched for this article, and found that this article was not posted on the Xuanfan website where he wrote the series, but on the Danmei novel website next door. When he glanced at the author of this article, he immediately got a black line!I saw the words "Author: Xiao Hei" hanging solemnly next to the title of the article, and the introduction of the latest chapter was so explicit that He Yanlu almost vomited blood-"So what about the Great God, didn't the Great God give it to you?" I press!"

He Yanlu looked at the beginning, the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and couldn't help shouting: "Ye-Yi-ok!"

One minute later, Ye Yixing ran away with his head in his arms: "Xiao Lu, I was wrong, my wife was wrong, God, I was wrong, ah, He Yanlu, don't hit me, I'm really wrong..."

Half an hour later, a certain person was pressed on the bed and hummed. The sound of rubbing between the quilts and the vague impact made people blush, and the person who was pressing on him was the guy who couldn't help being sorry just now. He bent down and bit a certain person. The human ear murmured: "Master, are you comfortable?"

"uh-huh……"