drifting in the north

The result of a night of madness is a splitting headache.

When Ling Fei got up, the boy had disappeared.The drawer of the bedside table was open, and there were all kinds of condoms, lubricating oil, massage sticks, and sex toys that could not be named.Ling Fei looked at them with enthusiasm for a long time, but really couldn't recall whether they were fully utilized last night.

Go to the front desk to check out, and the waiter gave him a [-] deposit.Ling Fei opened the wallet and found that there were a few missing.But this is not a disadvantage.To be precise, being romantic for one night and only paying rent, compared to previous experience, it is definitely profitable.

Walking to the street outside, Ling Fei found out that the hotel was just behind the nightclub, no wonder they were so thoughtful, it turned out that they were targeting customers like him.

Reaching out to hail a taxi, Ling Fei went straight back to the hotel.

"Are you back?" The lobby manager greeted him warmly when he saw him.

Ling Fei responded with a natural smile: "Yes."

"Either you don't go out, or if you go out, you won't return at night."

"..."

Ling Fei pretended not to hear, and went straight into the elevator.

5, 6, 7, 8...

When watching the elevator numbers change regularly, for some reason, Ling Fei felt like going home, as if it was not the hotel suite that greeted him when he got off the elevator, but his own small high-rise in the southern country.

Could it be that you have lived for a long time?Are you familiar with the sisters and sisters in the hotel or even the cleaning aunt?Or have you just compared nightclubs and hotels, so you feel more and more amiable here?Ling Fei tilted his head and thought about many answers, but unfortunately, no authority jumped out to help him decide.

After swiping the card to enter the door, he saw the main body of the mobile phone on the ground at first sight, and then saw the back cover of the mobile phone along the wall, and the battery scattered under the window.

Ling Fei stood at the door, looked at them quietly for a while, and suddenly felt that his night was worthwhile.You see, twelve hours ago he was so angry that he almost destroyed a harmonious society, but twelve hours later he could pick them up calmly, put them together, turn them on, and enjoy the Nokia picture The start-up screen of quiet little hands holding big hands.

The black card did not set an incoming call reminder, and after waiting for a while, no text message flew in. Ling Fei's tense nerves gradually relaxed, and he felt a sense of relief for no reason.Throwing his mobile phone into the sofa, he took a comfortable soak in a hot bath, and asked the hotel's western restaurant to deliver some fruit. He ate, drank and watched TV, as comfortable as an Arabian prince.

In a flash, it was night.

It seems to have become a habit, just like you need to go to school when the sun is shining, and when the night falls, you will naturally want to turn on the computer.

[System Prompt] Jade Blood Sword invites you to join the team, do you agree/disagree?

Just after going online, Lamborghini received this team formation message before it could tell the difference between the southeast and the north.

Before Ling Fei had time to think about it, his subordinates agreed first.

A row of character status lists immediately appeared on the left screen. In addition to the Jade Blood Sword, there are milky, Michael Van der Biao, James Liu Laogen... an inexplicably familiar lineup ==

【Team Channel】

Jade Blood Sword: It can be counted as waiting for one.

James Liu Laogen: I said if you two don't come, can you say hello in advance?

Michael Vanderbilt: Where's Guardian?

Milky radiance: Can you turn it on?

Lamborghini: Which question do you want me to answer first ==

Michael Vanderbilt: Mine, ladies first.

Lamborghini: I don't know where the guardian is...

James Liu Laogen: Dizzy, what did you two do yesterday?

Lamborghini: I think your question can be divided into two parts.First, I was a little annoyed, so I went out for a stroll. Second, I don't know where the guard went, and I'm not a worm in his stomach.

Jade Blood Sword: But you are his wife.

……

Where the hell is this going! ! !

Ling Fei was almost choked to death by a mouthful of saliva, and he typed a bunch of words in order to refute the rumors immediately, but before he could send them out, Jianxing bluffed again.

Jade Blood Sword: Guarding brother, you really belong to Cao Cao, come whenever you want to.

Havoc in Heaven: Why are you saying bad things about me behind my back?

Jade Blood Sword: How is it possible, my admiration for you is endless like a surging river.Your vigorous posture when carrying the BOSS will always be the biggest waiting in my life.

Havoc in Tiangong: ...Fuck!Don't answer me!

James Liu Laogen: Haha, we just asked about killing, what did you two do yesterday, why didn't you come here.

Havoc in Heaven: Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my daughter-in-law came over yesterday, so it's necessary to have a little meal and a little wine.

James Liu Laogen: Hey, what happened next?

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: [Showing Teeth] You understand.

Jade Blood Sword: The poor boy who is still a bachelor drifts by silently...

Jade Blood Sword: No, wait a minute to guard, isn't your wife a Lamborghini?

Havoc in Tiangong: ... What the hell? !

Lamborghini: What is it +1

It feels so good to find comrades in the trenches ==

Later, everyone began to talk about the origin of the saying "Lamborghini and Havoc in Heaven are a family".The consensus finally formed is as follows: according to the legend of the rivers and lakes, this area is known for its violent, powerful, loyal, and money-savvy Lei Feng Legion. No matter how his team lineup changes, there will always be a place for the artificial NPC Lamborghini in the Temple of Voldemort.Given that Havoc in Heaven rarely has anything to do with female players, and Lamborghini never pays for it, the significance of this combination is self-evident.Most importantly, there are witnesses.According to the test your sister, the backbone of the Legion, revealed to the public every day that for a period of time he hung up the phone and set up a stall and stayed up late to endorse because he wanted to take the professional qualification certificate. It was these two who brought the beautiful spring breeze to his long night, and finally passed the professional examination with high scores.

Michael Vanderbilt: Oh, my glass heart, how can you two not have an affair!

Lamborghini: Honey, I'm a ladyboy.

Michael Vanderbilt: It's better to have a relationship >_

Lamborghini: ...

Havoc in Tiangong: Hehe, that's enough, don't talk about it, then our formation will be fixed?

For some reason, Lingfei always feels that the trouble in Tiangong is in a good mood tonight. Sure enough, a harmonious married life is very important.

Jade Blood Sword: Well, I am touched by your perseverance. There is no road in the world, and there are many deaths. You can always open a S road in the black book.

James Liu Laogen: The game has not been upgraded for a long time, and I don’t know what else to pursue besides S.

Michael Vanderbilt: My purpose of the game is to play soy sauce with my husband.

Lamborghini: I have no problem.

Jade Blood Sword: Because your opinion is never considered by the captain.

Lamborghini: Do you want to die?

Jade Blood Sword: I don’t want to, unless it’s money (^o^)/~ Lamborghini:  …

Milky radiance: The humblest person is invincible, Jian Xing, you have won.

Jade Blood Sword: Ah, the cured girl is talking to me, ~(≧▽≦)/~ La La La Havoc in Heaven: Heal, form a fixed team, can you do it?

Milky: It doesn't matter.

Havoc in Heaven: Uh, maybe sometimes it will be late.

Milky: ?

Havoc in Heaven: Didn't your mother tell you to go to bed early, don't be unhappy with your parents because of the game, it's unnecessary.

Milky: I'm working and living alone ==

James Liu Laogen: Huh?

Jade Blood Sword: Huh?

Lamborghini: Huh?

Michael Vanderbilt: Heal my sister, have you time-traveled?

James Liu Laogen: Wife, you broke the formation again>_

Havoc in Heaven: Healing, isn't it me?

Milky radiance: It was my sister who wrote the book with you that day, and this account is mine.

Havoc:……

Havoc in Heaven: The name is very domineering.

Milky: Thank you.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: So how do you say it, isn't it?

Milk radiates: Group chant, I didn't plan to play, but the girl cried and begged me to come out, saying that she had ruined a team so badly that she couldn't live without her, and asked me to make it up for her.

Havoc in Tiangong: Uh... pretty good girl.

Milky: I think so too.

As expected, the new nurse was not built. Half of the lives were lost along the way. At the end of the fight, everyone was full of DP, and all kinds of states were extremely powerful. Therefore, the long-awaited letter S finally appeared after the fall of the legion leader. up.

Walking into the final gate, Master Ta lived majestically in the middle, Ling Fei adjusted the angle of view casually, and half of the ultimate boss's body could fill the entire screen.It's a pity that since Ta Ye is called a lord, he naturally has his sacred dignity, so less than a minute after the confrontation began, dead bodies were already strewn under his feet.

【Team Channel】

Jade Blood Sword: The destruction of this group came a little too fast.

James Liu Laogen: I saw the inner subtext of Mr. Ta.

Jade Blood Sword: What?

James Liu Laogen: I haven't used any force yet, you fell down o(╯□╰)o Jade Blood Sword: Shit, this thing can't be pushed at all!

Havoc in Heaven: Nanny, can I get up?

Milky: I can, but I don't think it's going to work.

Milky radiance: Have you read the guide?Is there such a fucking fight!Mo Dao starts with a low output, then presses the blood in the later stage, and the position of the station is also messed up, kill, you put on Deba for me?You are fine to stay at home and have a baby! ! !

The nurse was angry, and the crowd was terrified.

Lamborghini: People don't have thousands of sets of TT

Jade Blood Sword: I don’t know there are strategies on the Internet TT

Michael van der Biao: People don't know that the output should be low first. TT is full of milk: Then you don't go to YY!I thought that if I was proficient early, I would need a nanny!

Jade Blood Sword: shy>_

Michael Vanderbilt: My husband won’t let me talk to strange men >_<James Liu Laogen: No Mai.

Lamborghini: YY... what is it?

The nanny was about to go berserk, but fortunately a certain team leader comforted and gently stroked her hair in time.

Havoc in Tiangong: Nanny, I haven't seen you much before. It stands to reason that I shouldn't be impressed with such a top-notch technique.

First come the sugar-coated shells.

Milky radiance: I bought this number, and put it there after not playing for a long time.

Havoc in Heaven: How?

Get in touch with your heart again.

Milky: I don’t want to play anymore, it’s boring.

Havoc in Tiangong: Why, it's a pity that you did this.

Milky: It’s nothing, I don’t want to play anymore.

Follow up with an affectionate confession.

Havoc in Heaven: We need you.

Milky radiance: ...

Havoc in Heaven: You saw it too, without you, we wouldn't even be able to see S itself.

Milky radiance: OK, I still have self-knowledge.

The final decision was made.

Havoc in Heaven: I don’t think you’re a person who likes to chatter, the guardians don’t have microphones, monsters don’t know what YY is, to be honest, I’m too lazy to deal with that, so, after the game tonight, the whole team will give me Baidu strategy , Play according to the strategy tomorrow, ask questions in time, and correct them in time.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: Then it's settled, go down early today to rest, and disband on the spot.

With such an order, everyone flickered and clicked on resurrection, and returned to the journey.After a long time, when everyone recalled this scene with clear minds, they felt surprisingly consistent, that is... the captain can really fool.