drifting in the north

The whereabouts of the pseudo-royal sister Lamborghini were exposed on a rainy weekend afternoon.

Of course it was not exposed to Zhou Hang, otherwise it would not be called Lamborghini but directly called Ling Fei.

The only person in the Lei Feng Legion who asked about the location of the Lamborghini was Rao Tiangong. At that time, Ling Fei was still in Shenzhen, before the mess happened, and his ribs were still healthy.But this doesn't prevent all living Lei Feng from knowing that Lamborghini is a ladyboy from Window of the World.You can't say that he can't hide his words, but you can say that he is frank.Well, frankly.But Ling Fei turned around and forgot about it.

In fact, for the game world, the geographical location of the player is not so important.Whether you are in the Northeast and the Northwest, or you are in the living room and the other is in the bedroom, for comrades or enemies, the distance is just a network cable.Maybe the cable is long or short, but for the people in front of the monitors at both ends, the meaning is the same.Between players, what is close?We can play the same boss in the same copy.What is far?We chose a different server.

That's it.

Ling Fei knew that most of the living Lei Feng army were from the Northeast, but he just knew that it was the same as knowing that the sky was blue and the grass was green. Oh, it’s passed, and he didn’t connect this with the fact that he was in Shenyang at all. , because in his opinion, this is basically a matter of two worlds.So when the brothel listened to the wind and rain and said in the legion that the weather has been convulsing and I want to wear a padded jacket for the past two days, Ling Fei still thought, what a coincidence, the temperature in Shenyang has also dropped...

【Legion Channel】

Brothel listening to the wind and rain: 2012 is coming, absolutely, have you seen it the day after tomorrow, this must be the precursor of the Ice Age!

Tears of Heaven: Pull you down, it's nothing more than a Siberian cold snap, and it's all Russia's fault.

Brothel Listening to the Wind and Rain: Why?

Tears of Heaven: The vastness of the land and the sparseness of the population cannot block the wind.You see, this cold current is blocked by our people in the Northeast, and it is estimated that they will not even be able to reach Shandong.

Swordsmith: Dude caught a cold TT

Tears of Heaven: Touch your head, don't cry.

Swordsmith: I really envy Xiaolan, 5555

Ling Fei was just watching the fun and didn't plan to join in, but suddenly saw his name, so he asked casually——

Lamborghini: ?

Swordsmith: It's warm in your place.

Lamborghini: It's not warm either, I'm still cold in a thin windbreaker.

Swordsmith: Has the temperature dropped in your place?

Lamborghini: Well, it rained two days ago, making it even colder.

Swordsmith: Haha, it's really nationwide. My place was also cold after it rained two days ago.

Tears of Heaven: Wait a minute, my Baidu Shenzhen weather forecast can say that it is 32 degrees in your place, and you are wearing a windbreaker at 32 degrees?

Swordsmith: I went to Baidu on purpose... Tears, you are too skeptical ==

Lamborghini: I'm not in Shenzhen.

Havoc in Heaven: You lied to me?

Tears of Heaven: Khan, Brother Jinzi, where did you come from...

Sauerkraut will rot in the vat: he has been lurking in a dark corner for a long time.

Tears of Heaven: You two together ==

Havoc in Heaven: Monster, I want to ask you something.

Lamborghini: Why am I lying to you, I am indeed not in Shenzhen.

Havoc in Heaven: Well, if I admit it myself, then I’m making up nonsense with me.

Lamborghini: ?

Tears of Heaven: Why do I feel like the two of them are talking to each other like Martians and Earthlings?

Sauerkraut will rot in the tank: Martians and Saturnians, okay?

Havoc:……

Lamborghini: ?

Havoc in Tiangong: Why do I want to hit him so much, who of you can understand this feeling?

Swordsmith: Brother, impulse is the devil ==

Swordsmith: Xiaolan, didn't you tell brother Jinzi that you were in Shenzhen before, why are you not there now?

Lamborghini: Oh, this, I was indeed in Shenzhen when he asked, but something happened and I went to Shenyang.

Swordsmith: Yes.

Swordsmith: What?

Tears of Heaven: Huh?

The sauerkraut is going to rot in the vat: Fuck you, Xiaolan is in Shenyang!

Tears from Heaven: Where's Brother Jinzi, why aren't you talking?

Swordsmith: He is secretly happy.

Tears of Heaven: WHY?

Havoc in Heaven: Because my wish is about to come true.

Lamborghini: ?

Havoc in Heaven: Smash you.

Lamborghini: ...

In this way, Lamborghini's recognition in the Lei Feng Legion has reached a new level.Although the geographical location in reality has nothing to do with the game, there is always a sense of belonging among players.As for whether to smoke or not, it is of course just a joke, but Ling Fei is really worried about making troubles in Tiangong's liver. Don't they all say that being angry hurts the liver?

Later, everyone used this topic to talk about the issue of gatherings. In fact, it was just casually said by Heaven, since everyone is so close, when will we come out to get together.Everyone was enthusiastic, echoed in unison, and jointly planned various routes for the one-day tour of the Live Lei Feng gathering. Ling Fei found it interesting and followed up to discuss it seriously, but there are thirteen tricks, that is, nonsense, and everyone can get involved We got together to join in the fun, but no one mentioned a specific date or anything, and the last book was hung up, and the matter was over.

Since the regular team was disbanded, Lamborghini started the hard journey of being caught by Havoc Tiangong every night and organized a wild team to go to Heiben. Occasionally, Havoc Tiangong would let him know in advance if something happened, most of the time it was his wife who was coming, so he couldn’t play at night, etc. .Ling Fei was very happy to receive the leave note, and he even wished that his wife would come over every day to make a fuss. Just thinking about it, he felt a subtle sense of relief.

The first time he heard about his wife mentioned in Havoc in Tiangong, Ling Fei automatically and spontaneously planned the other party as a married person.As a result, one day chatting with Milk Yellow Bao was also gossip, and asked the other party why Jin Jin didn't live with his wife.Baozi asked why they must live together?Ling Fei said that it is only natural for them to live together after marriage.Baozi continued to ask who said they were married?Ling Fei was embarrassed in place.It was only later that I found out that you can call each other husband and wife regardless of region. According to Baozi, now you introduce to others that this is my husband and this is my wife, and they just listen casually, but you want Introduce to people that this is my boyfriend and this is my girlfriend, but they should pay more attention to it. Boyfriend, girlfriend, what a formal title.

Ling Fei felt baffled by this, and Bao Zi said he was out of touch with society.

This day, Havoc in Heaven and the group called Heiben in the world. The brothers on the server are not surprised by this scene. rest?

Ling Fei looked at the Heavenly Palace and shouted in the world, while he continued to make glasses in the handicraft workshop with peace of mind.He didn't tell anyone, including the custard bag, that is, the blue glasses without flash can already be distributed to every brother in the legion. , how many game coins or RMB wasted is no longer the point, what makes Ling Fei depressed is how difficult it is to make a shiny thing for Havoc in Heaven!Damn that bastard was a Nazi in his previous life, what character!

Just as he decided to give up, the first comrade-in-arms was added to the team—Peach Xiangxiang.

Ling Fei frowned slightly, and didn't think about anything in his mind, but he seemed to be thinking about something. In short, there was a subtle feeling when he saw the ID floating around.

Just then, a second comrade-in-arms was added to the team—Brother Locust.

Ling Fei shook his hand, and accidentally clicked Make again.Just annoyed that another first-hand material was going to be reimbursed, a third comrade-in-arms was added to the team-half a cigarette.

Ling Fei looked at the monitor in astonishment, petrified.

At the end of the handmade reading bar, an exclamation point clicked and flashed.

In a daze, Lingfei delivered the express delivery of the flashing yellow glasses to Dahao Tiangong, and within a few seconds, the latter came over.

【Secret Chat Channel】

Havoc in Heaven: Where are the glasses adjusted?

Lamborghini: Where did you find your teammates?

Havoc in Heaven: Do you know each other?

Lamborghini: ...

Ling Fei didn't know each other, but those three knew each other. Not only did they know each other, but they were probably in an extremely unstable triangle relationship, and they were also a transsexual between the two men!Ling Fei seems to have seen the sad and entangled Journey to Hei Ben waving at him...

Havoc in Tiangong: Hey, I'm waiting for you to speak.

Lamborghini: Can't tell in a few words ==

Havoc in Heaven: Let’s talk about the glasses, where did they come from?

Lamborghini: I did it, crap.

Havoc in Tiangong: ... specially made for me?

Lamborghini: You're overthinking, come on.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: Dodge with just one hand?

Lamborghini: I told you earlier that there is a big gap in RP between people.

Havoc in Heaven: ==

Ling Fei couldn't explain why he had to buy such glasses for Havoc in Tiangong even if he lost his family and property.Anyway, I thought about it, and I did it anyway, and I still worry about it if I don't succeed.When it is finally ready and sent out, he is called a comfortable person, just like a traveler who has been hiking in the desert for three days and three nights, suddenly finds a water park in front of him and provides all kinds of beer, drinks, coffee and tea for free...

After 10 minutes, the six-member team was assembled.During the period, Ling Fei paid attention to the chat records of his teammates. There were fifteen sentences in total, three of which were about locusts, four about making trouble in the heavenly palace, one about peaches, one about half a cigarette, and six about The evil Shura who joined last.

【Team Channel】

Peach Fragrance: Guardian, let's form a sword star again.

Half a cigarette: No need, make a bow star.

Brother Locust: Rotten Smoke, you are arguing, right?

Brother Locust: Talking to you.

Brother Locust: Rub!

Evil Shura: Hello everyone, I am a newcomer with little experience, please give me advice!

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: Don't make trouble, we saw you swaying at full level two months ago.

Evil Shura: But the black book has never been downloaded, hehe.

Havoc in Heaven: It doesn't matter, just follow the output.

Evil Shura: Well... why doesn't Killing Star speak?

Havoc in Heaven: He is lazy ==

Evil Shura: [Peach Heart Eyes] It's so cool, I just like Yujie like this!

Evil Shura: Actually, I have liked you for a long time.

Evil Shura: Captain, I have no other intentions. I know you two are a couple, so I just confess my unilateral confession (^o^) / ~ Havoc in Heaven: ...

Ling Fei read the conversation from beginning to end, and decided to pretend not to see it.

Five minutes later, six people gathered at the entrance of Heiben. Ling Fei waited for a long time, and when he saw all the people, he was the first to click in. Afterwards, half a stick of smoke, peach, locust and evil Shura came in, and he almost made a big fuss Heavenly Palace.

After waiting for a long time, the Havoc Heavenly Palace was still outside and hadn't entered yet.

Ling Fei was surprised. Just as he was about to make a question mark, someone was faster than him——

【Team Channel】

Brother Locust: Guardian?

Havoc in Tiangong: I'm sorry, I have to withdraw first.

Brother Locust: Huh?You play with us!

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: Unexpected incidents, unexpected incidents, brothers take more responsibility...

Brother Locust: An emergency?Was it Obama's visit to Iraq or the Chinese men's football team that won the World Cup?

Havoc in Heaven: My Wife is Here ==

Brother Locust: ...

Havoc in Heaven: It's not easy to see me only once in a week, please be considerate.I'll call you a guard again.

Half a cigarette: Yes, you will withdraw the person who is called to take over.

In a short period of time, it is difficult for someone who wants to go to Heiben and does not have a fixed team to guard, but it is easy to catch a strong man in his own army, so within half a minute, he made a big fuss and left the team, and the sauerkraut would rot in the tank and join the team.

Sauerkraut will rot in the tank: Xiaolan TT

Lamborghini: Touch your head.

Sauerkraut will rot in the tank: I don't want to be a strong man TT

Lamborghini: I have been a month==

【Private chat channel】

Havoc in Heaven: I'm going down.

Lamborghini: Well, I have a hunch that the guardian orange suit will be released today.

Havoc in Tiangong: Shit, you should be poisoned.

Lamborghini: ^_^

[System Prompt] Exit the game after making trouble in Tiangong.

There is a lot of trouble here, Tiangong is offline, and all kinds of dissatisfaction in the team still come out.

【Team Channel】

Brother Locust: He values ​​sex over friends, has no backbone, and has no principles!

Peach Fragrance: It is not very authentic to recruit all the people and withdraw by yourself.

Half a cigarette: I have no opinion.

Brother Locust: That's sulking.

Half a cigarette: Rub, your skin is itchy, right?

Brother Locust: Hey, I still don't believe it. Find a place to practice?

Evil Shura: Sister Lan...

Lamborghini: ?

Evil Shura: He already has a wife, what are you doing with him? Although games are games and reality is reality, but...

Lamborghini: ?

Evil Shura: Let me take care of you!

Lamborghini: ...

Peach Aroma:  …

Half a cigarette: ...

Brother Locust: ...

The sauerkraut will rot in the vat: it’s almost as good as he wraps you ==

Ling Fei ignored the problem of lack of nutrition, but he had different opinions on the matter of making a big fuss in Tiangong after forming a team and going down again. To be precise, he really wanted to say a few words to rehabilitate that guy.

He did the same.

Lamborghini: Two days ago we went to Heiben to form a nanny.

Evil Shura: What's wrong?

Lamborghini: We kept asking us to wait a while in the middle of the call. I don't know what to do away from the computer.

Brother Locust: Well, it’s not too much for the guardian to let us dove too much.

Lamborghini: Later we got impatient and asked the nanny what are you busy with?He said that his daughter-in-law was always making noises and was very annoying.

Peach Aroma: Normal, women don't like to be ignored.

Brother Locust: Then he still insists on finishing the dungeon with you?

Lamborghini: Yes.

Brother Locust: Enough loyalty.

Lamborghini: His daughter-in-law was scheduled to go to the hospital for a caesarean section on the next day.

……

The team is quiet.

It was quiet for a long time.

……

Brother Locust: Beast.

Peach aroma: inferior to animals.

Half a Cigarette: Well, I don't care about guarding offline to accompany my wife.

Sauerkraut will rot in the vat: You will know after a long time, our leader is a pure man!

Ling Fei was smoking a cigarette, looked at the results in the lower left corner of the screen, and raised the corner of his mouth unconsciously.You did the right thing about making a big fuss about Tiangong offline, which proves that that guy knows the priorities and distinguishes between what can be played and what must be serious. Games can only be entertainment, you can’t live it as a life, let alone Can't make it bigger than your day.

unless……

Ling Fei took a puff of smoke towards the ceiling with a little self-mockery, unless he had no life like himself.