drifting in the north

The Huo Lei Feng Legion are old acquaintances. From the start of this game to the present, it is very clear who has a few moles on their faces, but Ling Fei is new here, and it is the first time to show his face. With a red hijab, everyone wanted to catch a few glances, so as soon as Ling Shao came out, he became the focus, until he sat down, the spotlight continued unabated.

"What do you want to drink?" Custard Bao casually sat on the armrest of the sofa and entertained him attentively.

Ling Fei squinted his eyes, and always felt that the smile on the other party's face was suspicious. It's okay for you to smile, but if you smile too much, people have to be vigilant, especially if there are similar smiling faces around: "If you take the zoo again Look at me with the peacock's expression, I'm going to send out a group move."

The custard buns are beyond fun.

Heaven came over curiously and asked, "Why is it a peacock, not a tiger, cheetah, lion, elephant or something?"

Lingfei glanced at the other party contemptuously: "Do you think they look good?"

Paradise petrified in the wind.

Dongbei Luandou pushed his glasses bookishly: "I have been taught."

Sauerkraut, who has been silent all this time, is about to rot in the vat, and expressed his first thoughts of the night: "Brother Xin Lang, you will live forever."

After the first experience of making a mess of porridge, the comrades really drank the first glass of wine at the party——

"Congratulations on the opening of Baozi Shop!"

Ling Fei likes this warm atmosphere, and enjoys this drink with everyone, trying to ignore the subtle sense of disobedience of "why I always feel like I'm celebrating the early opening".

After drinking alcohol, the party officially began, and the first thing was to introduce each other.

In fact, for comrades-in-arms, what is the name, what is the job, and what is the nature is just a cloud, anyway, we met in the game, socialized in the game, I know if your skills are good or not, it is enough, do you have a monthly salary of 100 million or an annual salary of 100 Yuan and I have half a dime relationship?This thing is not directly proportional to the drop rate of the boss.

In fact, when we first met Lei Feng, they all interacted in this way. There was almost no difference between inside and outside the game, they were all called ID names, and they were all talking about games.But as we get to know each other longer, it is inevitable to talk about things other than games, such as who failed the exam again, who was kicked by his girlfriend again, who is going to be a father, etc. Occasionally someone fell into trouble, Brothers have to support.

The game is like a general hub, gradually connecting the things behind the ID, forming the third relationship between real buddies and ordinary netizens, comrades-in-arms.Based on fiction, but with a bit of reality, not as close as buddies, but definitely stronger than pure netizen relationship, affectionate and righteous.

The so-called mutual introduction is actually Ling Fei's own gang, the old Lei Feng gang that he has known so well that he can no longer be familiar with them, such a mutual method.Tears of Heaven is the smallest and most lively among them, and it is their duty to take on the responsibility of master of ceremonies.

"Sister Lan, I am tears from heaven, my name is Liu Yang, what I am and what my name is are two different things, do you understand?"

Ling Fei looked at the youthful brother Tiantang, and then turned his head to look at the face where the black clouds had not dissipated, and realized.Picking up the wine and clinking glasses with Heaven, Ling Fei generously introduced himself: "Lamborghini, Ling Fei."

Tiantang grinned: "I think it's more kind to be called Sister Lan."

Obviously being teased, Ling Fei didn't want to get angry at all, instead the corners of his mouth always turned up unconsciously, the good mood came for no reason.And on weekdays, he doesn't bother to talk when he has something to say, so it's more comfortable to drink directly and go crazy.say?boring.But now, looking at Tiantian's face that is more kawaii than a game character, Ling Fei seems to suddenly understand why God has to let his mouth talk besides eating when he pinches people.This is not the same as typing in a game. From tangible and silent to sound and invisible, it feels good: "You are cuter than I imagined."

Paradise embarrassment, half shy and half helpless to discuss: "Can we change the adjective?"

Ling Fei smiled: "I'll buy you a name change ticket when you play the game again. How about calling it cute?"

Paradise was killed in battle and changed to the brothel.

"The motherland is my mother, the legion is my home, the brothel listens to the wind and rain, and tramples on flowers all over the world. Meng Xing."

Ling Fei's first thought was, Bai Xia is such a good name==

"Xiaolan," the brothel complained, blinking her small eyes and complaining, "don't you shake my hand..."

Ling Fei didn't dare to be negligent, he quickly grabbed it, and said sincerely: "You are... stronger than I imagined."

"I thought you'd say more rogue."

"I thought they were synonymous."

"..."

Northeast stew and sauerkraut will rot in the tank and appear at the same time, a rare normal person.Ling Fei nodded to them one by one, and finally his eyes fell on Baozi and Jinzi who were shoulder-to-shoulder.

Superstars are always the finale, Ling Fei understands, but he didn't expect that the next one who smiled at him was Baozi.

"Bao Xiaoguang."

Against the background of the wall lamp, Baozi's facial features became more and more handsome. No need to speak, just a face is enough for a man's standard.Ling Fei was so happy to see it, he really wanted to go forward... pinch >_< So, he really did that ==

The crowd was completely silent, Baozi stayed silent, and made a big fuss in Tiangong. A sip of red wine sprayed out half a meter. Those who didn't know thought it was blood.

"Fuck, monster, you can spare Baozi, it's not easy for people to drag their families around," Da Nao Tiangong held back a smile, pulled Ling Fei to his side, and said righteously, "If you want to sexually harass, you can say hello here , brother can bear it."

Ling Fei hadn't finished savoring the good touch of Baozi's face before he had to face the ultimate boss face to face.This is a very shameless boss, no matter what move you make, he can always avoid it easily or even if he gets hit, he will still be unscathed because of his super defense, and then use a big move that has no other adjectives other than simple and rude. In seconds, you will be blamed for not exploding things in the end.

The boss doesn't speak, he just looks at you.

Ling Fei didn't say a word, if you look at me, I'll look at you, anyway, you won't suffer.

Finally, the boss extended an olive branch: "Golden Cloud Sea."

Ling Fei was stunned for a moment, then blurted out: "Real name?"

The black line of Tiangong: "Could it be another account!"

Ling Fei frowned at [-]:[-]: "But it's like a havoc in Heaven."

Jin Yunhai adjusted his eyebrows to ten ten ten: "Where does it look like?"

Ling Fei began to snap his fingers to list the arguments: "Look, Havoc in Heaven, Monkey King, the sea of ​​clouds is churning, Monkey King, how much do you like this monkey?"

Jin Yunhai narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth and spit out four words: "Xi, Huan, you, sister."

Ling Shao took a sip of wine and smiled, "I am the only child."

The steamed stuffed bun popped up quickly: "I'm going to entertain other friends."

Paradise pickled cabbage brothel chaos stew looked at each other, want to cry but no tears.

So for a long time, Lei Feng's F4 had a headache on how to subdue a raging brown bear, so as not to kill a male peacock in passion.

Noisy, never before.

Joy, joy like never before.

This is not the same as a wanton drinking maniac. Although it is all a mess, but now it is sober.Also nestled on the sofa, out of breath with joy, but at this moment, no soul floated up to the ceiling, and no other Ling Fei came out and looked around coldly. Ling Fei and Lamborghini merged into one, and the bar seemed to have become an extreme Realistic camp, he is who he is, completely, real.

"Sister Lan, you're dead," Tian Tian gave him a thumbs up, "You're so angry that you don't pay for your life, you were born with it or acquired it."

Ling Fei took a sip of the wine, but didn't taste what it was. He just felt that the aroma of the wine slowly dissipated on the tip of his tongue, and the taste was delicious: "I didn't have it innately, and I didn't learn it the day after tomorrow. This needs to be triggered by a specific situation."

It's like eloquence. It seems that once you enter the army, you will talk a lot. Once you go to the Northeast, you will be poor. The environment affects people. This is true.And most importantly, there will be people here who will argue with him and brag, as if they are brothers when they meet, and there are no outsiders in the world.Don't worry about saying a wrong sentence and being hated for half a year. Ling Fei is not afraid of being stabbed in the back, but it is annoying to be nagged.

Tiantangle: "Brother Jinzi, just turn it on and off."

Ling Fei patted him on the shoulder and praised: "Son, you have a future."

"I said, can you two face each other when you are talking about others?" The great sage, who had captured his name, approached.

Ling Fei sighed: "Is that still called whispering in front of your face?"

Jin Yunhai looked at him condescendingly for a long time, and suddenly said: "Monster, why do I think you don't look like a southerner?"

Ling Fei asked diligently: "What's not like it?"

"Accent, appearance, temper..." Jin Yunhai thought for a while, then stretched out four fingers, "And character."

Lingfei began to doubt his Chinese level for the second time: "Can you tell me the difference between temper and character?"

"There's a big difference." Jin Yunhai threw a peanut into his mouth, chewed it twice, and smashed it. "There are only good and bad tempers, and there are more personalities. There are those who lack smoking, those who lack fanning, and those who lack kicking. I'm sorry..."

Ling Fei raised his hand: "Is there no positive one?"

Jin Yunhai glanced at him: "Didn't I tell you this, it's useless for you to put it positively."

Ling Fei told himself to be calm, to be calm, in the game, can you click if someone PK, here, you jump over, a bear?It's purely boring ==

"Let me tell you, why are you a big man who likes to be so tidy? Are you a model?" Although Jin Yunhai's words were a little teasing, his expression was not entirely joking. Except for the slightly inferior height, there is no big problem walking on the catwalk.

Ling Fei didn't know that he had been scanned from head to toe. If he knew, he would persistently ask for advice on the "measurement measurement method": "I like to clean up and hinder you? I look good and I am proud."

"Fuck," Jin Yunhai cheered up, "This mentality is amazing."

Ling Fei nodded slightly, and humbly gave the praiser a reserved smile.

Tiantian witnessed the whole process, and felt sincerely: "I kind of know why so many people in the game regard Xiaolan as Yujie, the shemale is the packaging, and Yujie is the soul."

Jin Yunhai patted Tiantang's shoulder with a "children can be taught" expression: "You are the truth."

Ling Fei thought for a while, lowered his head and drank.

——Sometimes it’s really hard to tell the difference between praise and false praise. Usually, in this case, Ling Shao’s approach is to let it go ==

After Baozi greeted his friends, he came back to join the battle.The living Lei Fengs have no sense of adventure, so the game on the wine table is guessing dice besides punching.Ling Fei wanted to join, but was pushed out by Luan Stew and Brothel in Gu Quan, the reason being that his movements were slow.I had no choice but to guess the dice. Within 10 minutes, I was disgusted by Baozi and Tiantian again, so Baozi asked: Do you dare to lose?

Ling Fei felt that he was so innocent, so pitiful, and so unfortunate. Die guessing took up most of his evening time in recent years, and a fool can become a genius, not to mention he is very talented.

Jin Zi didn't know when it disappeared, it seemed that he had answered the phone, Ling Fei lay alone on the sofa, counting his fingers.

When I counted to No.70, Jin Zi came back~(≧▽≦)/~ "Uh, is your ecstatic expression prepared to welcome me?" Jin Yunhai chose a place far away from Ling Fei Sitting down, my heart beats a little.Don't be afraid of the bad guys making tricks, just be afraid of the bad guys laughing.

Ling Fei got up from the sofa and sat down. The alcohol slowly volatilized from his stomach. Fortunately, the amount was not large, so there was nothing wrong with it. It's just that his brain was a little out of control, so he said what he thought: " They don't take me to play..."

Jin Yunhai shrugged without sympathy: "You are a member of the ghost group, it is very important to maintain your independence properly."

"..." To expect joy and warmth from Havoc in Heaven is foolishness!

In the middle of torturing and killing a certain country's second-class protected animals, Ling Fei suddenly felt dark in front of his eyes. When he raised his eyes, he saw the sea of ​​golden clouds close at hand. Ling Fei was startled, and didn't dare to move: "What are you doing? Convulsions?"

Jin Yunhai tilted his head to continue his unfinished business, and finally asked: "Monster, are you allergic to alcohol?"

"Huh?" Ling Fei swore that this was the coldest joke he had ever heard in his life.He is allergic to alcohol?Alcoholism is better than this!

Jin Yunhai didn't care about that, lifted Lingfei's bangs, and raised his chin: "No, my forehead is pimple."

Ling Fei blinked blankly. He used to have a hand that lifted his bangs like this, and the normal temperature of 37 degrees scalded his forehead.Now, facing the second-class protected animals in the country, the familiar feeling has returned. The temperature of the ironing stick pierces the skin and reaches the heart, and the lips open and close involuntarily...

"I just had my hair done before going out, please take it away."

Jin Yunhai was completely undisturbed and immersed in his own small universe: "It seems that it's really not an allergy, it's a bit like a dull head..."

Lingfei is very sensitive to new nouns: "What is that?"

Jin Yunhai withdrew his bear paw, racked his brains and couldn't think of a suitable entry, so he had to use the vernacular: "It's just a small pimple that arises occasionally, it hurts when touched, and it disappears after two days."

Ling Fei frowned: "Then why are there such bumps?"

"It's on fire."

"Oh." Ling Fei was taught, "Then I must be dull."

This time it was Jin Yunhai who was surprised: "Why?"

Ling Fei said, "I didn't have any yesterday."

Jin Yunhai nodded: "Well, then?"

Ling Fei sighed: "Then I saw you today."

Jin Yunhai pressed the cigarette he had just taken two puffs into the ashtray, one click was not enough, two, three times, until the screws on the whole table started to make a rattling sound, he raised his head, and asked Ling Fei: "Why did I guess that you would say that and not miss a single word..."

Ling Fei frowned, scratching his head subconsciously: "I'm sorry, I'm so uncreative."

I don't know why, watching Jin Yunhai tangled in front of him has the same effect as watching Tiangong run amok on the monitor, that is, he feels refreshed and comfortable. Lingfei suspects that he has switched from M to S.

Later, Jin Yunhai asked him, Baozi is more handsome than Yuyu, Tiantian is cuter than Yuyu, what about him?Ling Fei thought about it, but he really didn't think of it, because he had never imagined it. When he mentioned Havoc in Heaven, he had the tall and mighty guardian brother in his head, and he always felt that this shape was enough.So Ling Fei told the truth, there was no difference.The guardian brother drank the wine in the glass in one gulp with dissatisfaction.

Later, Ling Fei was also aroused, and asked Jin Yunhai, is there a big difference between me and your imagination?Jin Yunhai shook his head without thinking, making no difference at all.Lingfei said that I was a shemale in the game.Jin Jin said that you are a demon outside the game.Ling Fei swears that the other party is retaliating ==

After twelve o'clock, the crowd at the bun shop started to slow down.The people who came to celebrate the opening basically dispersed, and the rest were all individual customers.Baozi ordered a few words at the bar, and then said that he would treat everyone to a buffet for supper.

Several people drank, but they didn't drink too much. Even Ling Fei, who drank too much, was only slightly drunk. Although he was a little drifting, most of his mind was still clear. Because I was happy, I drank and drank and went out of the realm.So Baozi's proposal was unanimously approved.

When he walked out of the bar gate in a daze, Ling Fei was still seriously thinking, is the restaurant limited? Can we eat until sunrise? Also, why is this scene so familiar, it seems to have been planned in his brain...