drifting in the north

Taking Ling Fei out of the hotel to live with him was purely impulsive, but now, Jin Yunhait wants to take the time machine back to a few days ago, grab another person, kiss him twice and give him a thumbs up, brother, you What a wise decision.

I have a lot of buddies, and there are also iron friends, but if you change someone now, there may not be any monsters who are comfortable.This is a very subtle distance. It is closer than netizens, but farther than Fa. It can be regarded as a buddy, but there is something different than a buddy.I can't say what Jin Yunhai is specifically, he is not a delicate person, but he just thinks that in such a freezing climate, there is someone who can talk to you, drink and drink, and chat with each other to the point, which is consummated .

"Why don't you just bring the supermarket back!" Opening the refrigerator, Jin Yunhai almost fainted, it was so full that a few oranges fell out as soon as the door was overwhelmed.

"Your refrigerator is too small." Ling Fei stretched his neck to retort, still not forgetting to command Yao Yao, "The beer is at the bottom of the middle floor, take a few more cans."

Jin Yunhai brought back six cans, and before they could put them on the table, Ling Fei hugged five of them first, and the former had a black line: "There are still some in the refrigerator, so you don't need to protect food like this."

Ling Fei stabbed open a can, drank a few mouthfuls, threw another piece of pork head into his mouth, and muttered vaguely: "Isn't that still going to get it..."

Jin Yunhai lowered his head weakly, and filled in the impression of Lingfei's friends with a big word "serve" from Jinzi.

On winter nights, warming up the lamps, having three or five confidants, drinking and having fun, is the greatest joy in life.

Judging from drinking alone, Jin Yunhai fully believed in Ling Fei's Northeast blood, he didn't show any condescension or pretense, he just gulped it down and had a good time.It's hard to imagine that he would have such a temper with a person he has only known for half a year. This is different from Baozi's friendship that has been fermented over the years. Such a person fell out of thin air, and before you could react, he just We are together, and the closer we go, the closer we get, the more we want to go together again.

After drinking for three rounds, Jin Yunhai shared this psychological process with Ling Fei, and unexpectedly received strong approval from another participant in the process.At that time Ling Fei had already drunk out of state, not drunk, but started talking too much.These words are not the usual nonsense, but something that is rarely mentioned to others, the truth from the heart.

"To tell you the truth, I actually don't have any friends. When I was in Shenzhen, a group of people went out to hang out every day, but I still can't call them all by their names. Hehe, let's do it."

Jin Yunhai thought for a while, then nodded seriously: "It's quite interesting."

"But you tell me once, and I will remember your name," Ling Fei grinned, "Turning in the sea of ​​clouds with a golden cudgel, how domineering."

"Bad your sister!" Jin Yunhai wanted to kick the other party to death, he finally understood why some people always said the truth was cruel.

"Hey, have you heard the story of the two ghosts fighting Jing Ke?" Ling Fei asked suddenly.

Jin Yunhai frowned: "I seem to have heard of it, but I can't remember it, what's the matter?"

"Then let me tell you." Throwing a few peanuts into his mouth, let's smash it, Ling Fei began to tell the story, "It is said that in the Spring and Autumn Period, there were two sages who had read books for half their lives, one was called Yangjiaoai, One is Zuo Botao. The two hit it off and became brothers of the opposite sex. Then they went to Chu State to find a job together. As a result, the dry food was almost finished halfway, and it was snowing heavily. Persisted to the state of Chu, but if two people are together, they will both die. Zuo Botao used tricks to support Yangjiaoai, took off all his clothes and lay on the snow to freeze and starve to death. Zuo Botao's clothes and the rest of the dry food arrived in the state of Chu. Later, the king of Chu appreciated him very much, and gave him gold and made him an official. And I guard the tomb with him every day. But one day Zuo Botao gave him a dream, saying that his grave was next to Jing Ke’s. Jing Ke was very violent and always bullied him. Tao committed suicide in front of the grave, and then the two brothers fought Jing Ke together..."

After the story was finished, Ling Fei stared at the messy cups and plates on the table, and said to himself: "At that time, I thought this story was nonsense. That Zuo Botao was a fool, and Yangjiaoai was even more foolish. No wonder they could be married, but Looking back on it, I am very envious. In this life, you can meet and know countless friends, but can you pick out one who is willing to work hard for you?"

Jin Yunhai was still immersed in the blood of the two ghosts fighting Jing Ke. Hearing Ling Fei's question, he immediately replied: "There must be, old man, as soon as his head gets hot, he stabbed his brother in both sides. Besides, he is willing to die for his friend." People, and friends will definitely work hard for him. This is called a life-threatening friendship."

Ling Fei's heart moved, and he looked up at Jin Yunhai: "Then I'm going to die, someone bullies me, can you kill yourself to help me?"

Jin Yunhai met the sight of the monster without flinching, and said righteously, "I will help you move the grave."

Choking out a mouthful of beer, Ling Fei wanted to stab him to death right now: "Damn—"

"Okay, okay," Jin Yunhai promised with difficulty after being inhumanely educated by his correct three views, "Well, if you are really bullied, I will help you..."

Ling Fei's brows and eyes were crooked, contented.

Then it was Jin Yunhai's turn to ask for something in return: "Then I'm dead, do you have to kill yourself and come help me?"

Ling Fei didn't hesitate at all: "Don't worry, no ghost dares to bully you, thank God if you don't bully them!"

"..." Jin Yunhai collapsed suddenly.

Ling Fei also poked the opponent's head with his finger: "Hey, what's the matter, are you drunk?"

Jin Yunhai wept silently, what he drank was not wine, but red crane top TT What kind of parents could give birth to a species like Ling Fei? ! !

Ling Fei frowned at [-]:[-], the handsome guy's intuition told him that Jin Yunhai's corpse-like appearance had something to do with him, but the handsome man's rationality told him that he didn't do anything, why Jin Yunhai was lying on the table I can't get up.

When Ling Fei was struggling, Jin Yunhai was not idle, he lay there and convinced himself with the demeanor of a great thinker comparable to Plato.You can't die if you are dumped, you can't die if you are cheated, you can't die if you are cuckolded, and after the trick with Ling Fei, you can see that all ghosts and snakes are paper tigers, and they are made of toilet paper.

Liberating the mind and taking alcohol to strengthen his courage, Jin Yunhai dialed the phone in a daze. He didn't realize what he had done until he heard Shen Rui's voice over there, but he didn't turn back when he opened the bow. Then he said: "Shen Rui, you tell that woman, of course you listen carefully, I won't help you in the future, but I won't ruin you either, I'm really not someone who won't let you go, and... Forget it, it’s gone. You two just remember not to dangle in front of my eyes in the future, it’s annoying.”

After finishing speaking, there was silence in the receiver.Jin Yunhai waited for a few seconds, but there was still only the sound of breathing, so he lost his patience and hung up the phone directly.All that needs to be said has been said, but Shen Rui really responded, which doesn't make any sense.

Drinking a few sips of wine and eating a few mouthfuls of meat, I always feel that there are suspicious eyes circling around me, following the radio waves to trace the source, and at the end, I meet someone's eagerly blinking eyes.

"Why?" Facing Ling Fei, Jin Yunhai's missile defense system was activated almost instantly.

"You called Shen Rui just now." The curious baby appeared again.

"Hmm." The defense system continued to upgrade.

"You just said that you are not someone who will hold on to you, and then, what else?"

Jin Yunhai burst into tears against the wind: "I'm not curious, can you die?"

Ling Fei is pitiful: "I'm already curious..."

The outcome is instant.

Never doubt the tenacity of a gossip.

"Also, don't fucking say you're not gay, what did you think when you licked me and said you loved me? Did I force him with a gun? Fuck it!" Jin Yunhai slammed the empty beer can To the wall, the aluminum foil made a harsh sound under the impact, "I don't believe it's more than two years, almost three years, without any sincerity, even if you've been acting for so long, you should fucking fake it for real... Fuck it, Stop talking, it's boring."

Ling Fei leaned on the table and listened to Jin Yunhai's scolding. Actually, it's not scolding, it should be called accusation. This kind of thing is not accepted by the court. No matter how big the grievance is, no matter how much suffering, he has to swallow it himself. He knows how uncomfortable it is: "What about after that, are you not going to retaliate?"

"No report," Jin Yunhai smiled at him, ugly, "You can still fight with people, what are you talking about with two bastards, you are right."

Ling Fei didn't say right or wrong, he just raised his hand and touched Jin Yunhai's head in a trance, and then showed two rows of white teeth: "If you really can't beat it alone, just give me a dream."

Lingfei, I drank too much.

When he realized this, Jin Yunhai had already been dragged by the other party to finish singing Huangtu Gaopo Xiaobaiyang and Nanping Evening Bell, and was howling the theme song of the 80s hit TV series Longing for in a low voice——

"The long years, you said that you were so confused back then, both true and illusory, it was difficult to choose~~ Sadness and joy, parting and reunion, there have been times, so, persistence, why in the end~~"

After howling, the drunk still wanted to express his thoughts: "I thought Liu Huifang was very bitter back then, but now that I think about it, it's even worse. Compared with her, I live in a honeypot..."

Jin Yunhai didn't drink too much, but he was a little drifting. Looking at Ling Fei who jumped directly from 33 to [-], he wanted to laugh: "Do you dare to find a big man to compare with, don't always compete with that excellent Zhonghua National traditional women challenge."

"The man? There's no one there," Ling Fei really thought hard, "There's only Song Dacheng, a struggling fighter, and Wang Husheng. I don't want to compare with him. I hated him the most back then. I can't even look at it now..."

The last haze of Jin Yunhai also dissipated in the memoir of longing.

Maybe when he wakes up tomorrow morning, he will be sad again, but whatever, people don't live in the past or tomorrow, but live in the minutes of this moment.

Finally, the beer in the refrigerator was exhausted, and then Jin Yunhai witnessed the whole process of the monster being upgraded into a monster.If he hadn't tried his best to stop him, Ling Fei would definitely have danced pole dancing with the table legs in his arms.In the end, nothing happened, he carried the man back to the guest bedroom.As a result, Warrior Ling, who was thrown into the bed, got up again and pulled him with the last bit of willpower and took a big mouthful. He was not sure. He probably wanted to kiss his face, but he gnawed on his neck, but he still lay down contentedly. Go back, smile at the victim, good night.

Jin Yunhai clutched his neck and ran away from the door, then turned back 3 minutes later and locked the door behind ==

Losing love is a small thing, but losing one's virginity is a big one.

The night was deep, the whole world fell asleep, Jin Yunhai lay on his big bed, silently in a daze.

He wanted to sleep, but couldn't. He wanted to count sheep, but what happened in front of his eyes was what happened that day.In chronological order, from Ling Fei waking him up, to answering the phone, to going out to see Shen Yaya, to coming back to calm down in the hut, to eating curry buns, to drinking, to calling Shen Rui, and finally stopping at Ling Fei's monstrous transformation...

It is the instinct of creatures to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, so those bad things are always passed by, and when monsters appear, the rhythm slows down.Gradually, Jin Yunhai discovered that although a certain person was narcissistic, seductive, and sluggish from time to time, he was right in one sentence—he was really good-looking.

It looks much better than that Zhou Hang, Jin Yunhai thought, but he doesn't know which strongman will take this baby in the future, but no matter who it is, he will pat the other party's shoulder earnestly and say, this monster, you deserve it.