Sand Pig Transformation Project

"I'm sorry, Mr. Huang, please stay."

The receptionist turned pale with panic. Obviously, in her life, she has never met such a man who can't explain why. Even though the man is handsome, tall, has a good income, and has a great IQ, almost all good adjectives can be used. In this man, but his brutality and self-righteousness are also freaks that she has never heard of in her life experience.

Huang Tianhan didn't stop, even though in front of him was a petite woman who was [-] centimeters shorter than him, he still kept walking, marching forward, and then forward.

Generally, a petite and cute woman, like a small animal, will make a man suddenly love and sympathize, and the receptionist has a very handsome face, which should make ordinary men feel sorry for her, but she is a superficial and stupid man, absolutely impossible Huang Tianhan.

"I'm very dissatisfied with your service, I'm going to go directly to the person in charge."

Huang Tianhan's tone was tough and his face was cold. He wasted so much time in this company, but he couldn't even find a suitable partner.

He has no self-esteem frustrated, only anger, he knows his worth and advantages, he is definitely an extremely good man, so he doesn't need to be frustrated by a series of failed blind dates.

That's right, not frustration, but anger!And it was overwhelming anger and dissatisfaction.

Because the blind date had already wasted countless hours of his time, and it was the first time in his life that he wasted time but got nothing. The report card he handed over turned out to be a blank sheet of paper, and he felt like an idiot and mentally retarded.

And the words "idiot mentally retarded" are definitely adjectives that no one who knows him a little in his life would use on him.Fortunately, he still listened to the introduction of his friends, and the comments were very good, so he came to this marriage agency.

But this marriage agency is basically a waste that only collects money and does nothing. With his three high conditions, why is it so difficult to get married within three months?

"Mr. Huang, please, we will help you find a new partner. You will definitely have a beautiful encounter and a happy ending. Please calm down."

Before the other party finished speaking, he could no longer bear this kind of false sweet talk and repeated assurances without sincerity.

"I've been on blind dates for a month, but I can't even find a wife. Is there no woman in Taiwan? Or is my condition so good that no woman is worthy of me?"

He ungentlemanly pushed away the petite woman who was trying to stop her, and then opened the door. He wanted to see the boss directly, and all his anger today would be vented on him. With so much money, but no reasonable service for him, he will never be polite.

The office was very small, beyond his imagination—he thought that the other party would be furnished luxuriously after receiving the money—although the office could not be called luxurious, it seemed that another name could be used, called elegance.

A pot of orchids of unknown species bloomed wantonly on the table. The pink and purple petals were so sweet and lovely, but they were so weak that it seemed that a slight force would make the petals fall immediately.

And standing in front of such an elegant pink and purple orchid was a man who could also be called elegant. He should have stood up when he heard the noise in front of the door.

Slender but not at all thin frame, with a low-key temperament but a little dazzling, his eyes are shining, his skin is fair, so white that he feels a little weak, but there is a trace of obvious tenacity interspersed in his weakness. He is wearing an off-white suit , young dress, coupled with a red tie, bringing a slender but persistent enthusiasm.

To say that he is beautiful is not as beautiful as that of a real woman, and to say that he is gorgeous is not as good as that of a woman with heavy makeup, but if you say that he is ugly, you will be too sorry for your own aesthetics.

The man in front of him has a special smell, that smell is like woody fragrance, it is not as amazing as the floral fragrance at first smell, but after a long time, it is the lingering fragrance that lingers lingeringly.

Jiang Naiyuan raised his upper eyelids, stretched out his index finger and gently shook his hand at the employee, signaling him to go down so that he could handle it.

The employee bowed down and apologized, and then walked out with a sigh of relief. Dealing with Huang Tianhan was the scariest experience in her work this year. Fortunately, the hot potato has been replaced at this moment. I believe that with the boss's response, Huang Tianhan, who has never been seen before, should be able to deal with it. Toughest client ever.

Huang Tianhan ignored the air around him, and immediately sat in front of Jiang Naiyuan, his voice remained as usual cold, straight to the point without talking nonsense.

"My surname is Huang, and it belongs to you..."

Jiang Naiyuan seemed to be sighing, as if he was a super mischievous and mischievous kid, which made him feel underestimated for a moment, but his sigh was done too cleverly, and the smile on his face was too subtle. It's so beautiful that it's hard to reach out and hit a smiling person.

But Huang Tianhan clearly felt that he sighed when he saw him, and he sighed very loudly in his heart.

"I know, Mr. Huang Tianhan, I have your information here." He told the other party succinctly, he knew who he was.

"My conditions..."

Jiang Naiyuan interrupted him again, he had all the materials in his hand, Huang Tianhan was the bachelor with the best conditions since he founded the friendship company, but now he has become the most troublesome problem client.

"Mr. Huang's qualifications are very good. He is one of the first and second among our company's customers, and he is also a high-level elite and the mainstay of society."

He was tired of hearing those compliments, so he pointed to the point and expressed his dissatisfaction.

"I came here on the recommendation of a friend, but your service is so poor that I am very dissatisfied."

The smile on Jiang Naiyuan's face remained unchanged, but his hands under the desk were tightly clenched. They served very well, but the other party was too furry, and the furry was unbelievable.

No!It's not just fluff, it's too much face for Huang Tianhan to talk about fluff, he's a pickpocket expert, a jerk looking for blemishes on a piece of white paper.

"Our company has introduced several excellent candidates to Mr. Huang."

"Excellent object? Are you kidding me? Do you understand what it means to be excellent?"

Huang Tianhan's tone was very exaggerated and full of contempt, the smile on Jiang Naiyuan's face began to stiffen, obviously he could no longer pretend to be a smile.

Just because the tall and handsome man in front of him is the most difficult and worst man since he started this blind date company. Every woman who has dated with him must end up hiding it on the date. Weeping, and then immediately ran away as if fleeing.

The first date was like this, who would dare to date him again, let alone marry such a difficult man, even if this man is handsome, tall, talented, and really Very rich, and no woman can stand this kind of fastidious, over-the-top chauvinist.

Such people are called "chauvinist pigs", or "sand pigs" for short, and he has heard several complaints from female customers.

"You have strictly limited your height, occupation, and education. I believe you have been screened for you, and you have double-checked."

Jiang Naiyuan was speaking on the scene. When he read the information left by Huang Tianhan, he almost laughed at the densely packed text in the column of the object he wanted to choose, and the tone with his eyes above the top. At that time, he naively thought it was a joke. The scene, because those words are too funny, no one can be serious.

But after a month of various incidents, he actually understood that Huang Tianhan's condition was not a joke, he was serious.

"I am a perfect man, of course I want to find a perfect wife. I am too poorly educated and have never studied abroad. I have no common topics at all. I can't stand women who are too stupid. The first woman asked me if I had seen it. A certain variety show, is she joking? If you have time to watch that kind of show that will make you stupid, it’s better to read a few more meaningful books.”

perfect man?Thanks to this chauvinist pig who said it out loud, he really couldn't listen anymore, and what about studying abroad, isn't someone who has never been abroad a human?Jiang Naiyuan was slandering in his stomach, but he still kept a sunny smile on his face. He is a person who won't struggle with money, and this is a good deal.

"I can understand that your interest is reading, but the second date is also a lady who likes to read."

He frowned, and stared at Jiang Naiyuan in disbelief, what he wanted was a wife, not a wine girl, okay?

"You mean that woman who is dressed so boldly? I can see her underwear from [-] meters away. A woman like this who doesn't even know the words of etiquette, justice, honesty and shame, I absolutely can't be in the same room with her , let alone sit and eat together.”

Jiang Naiyuan was about to have a headache, "That's the latest fashion for wearing underwear, not really wearing underwear..." He shut up, talking about fashion to this chauvinistic pig, he will only be serious if his head is broken, and obviously the other party also Not listening. "Our third woman, conservatively dressed and well spoken, is exactly what you'll like."

Huang Tianhan crossed his arms, "She has myopia, and it's very severe. A perfect man like me also hopes to have a good and smart child in the future, because my breed is the best, and my seeds are also the best. Obviously that woman has a handicap and I wouldn't marry that kind of woman."

Wow, has he heard the whimsical version of Darwinism's natural selection of chauvinist pigs, and even considered children? Should this man be considered far-sighted, or should he be said to be crazy?

"Myopia is definitely not a physical defect."

He couldn't help defending that very tempered lady, that Miss Chen had told him what Huang Tianhan said to her, and it was not too different from today's conversation, this chauvinist pig was really too much.

"Then what is a physical defect? ​​That woman is too short even if she is not short-sighted. I am over 180 centimeters and she is only 150. If a child born like her is born, it will be too short."

You go to the universe to get married, there is no woman you want on the earth!You are on the wrong planet.

Jiang Naiyuan almost burst out the truth in his heart. He tried his best to maintain a smile, but this man really had the super power to break other people's smiles. His smile was almost unstoppable, and he finally understood how strong the murderer's impulse was when he committed the crime.

"I can understand your far-sightedness, but the fourth object is very good, as knowledgeable as yours. She has studied abroad, has studied art, and is tall enough..."

"Are you kidding me? The modeling work she does is, in a nutshell, 'smiley'. A woman like this thinks she is beautiful, and all men in the world should flatter her. I don't like this kind of woman, and I don't often Do models have to accompany the dinner? I hate that kind of unclear woman."

"Modeling is just Ms. Lin's profession. I believe there is absolutely no such thing as accompanying dinner parties."

"Can I trust your promise?"

"Absolutely. Please trust the purpose of our company. A healthy relationship between men and women can help modern people who are busy and have no time to find a partner. This is our company's most urgent wish."

"Okay, let me try again."

He was very aggrieved, Jiang Naiyuan rolled his eyes in his heart, but at least he calmed down the angry man in front of him, and didn't let him yell at him to ask him to refund the money, and he didn't break the sign of his painstakingly running the company.

"correct!"

Huang Tianhan stood up, and before leaving his seat, he looked at him wanting to speak, his deep eyes were very electric.Jiang Naiyuan clearly knew that the target was a chauvinistic pig, but Huang Tianhan's too handsome appearance really almost shocked him, and made him fascinated for a while.A man with a good appearance still has an advantage.

But calm down, this is your client, and it's the toughest one, and you'd rather spend an hour with a bubbly handsome chauvinistic pig than a plain looking chauvinist pig How about your breezy middle man together?

the answer is……

No, there is no need to think about the answer. If a man like Huang Tianhan knows that he is gay, he may never talk to him again, and he will leave immediately and go to other dating companies. He believes that he can tell a lot There are many famous sayings that homosexuality is not qualified to live in the world - from Huang Tianhan's super bad performance just now.

Huang Tianhan opened his mouth with a haughty attitude, "By the way, I want to tell you one thing, that is, don't interrupt me. You interrupted me many times just now. I really don't like your attitude of ignoring the guests, and you It's an attitude like you're a hundred times smarter than me, and I'm the smart one, you know?"

Jiang Naiyuan's face was covered with black lines on the spot, while Huang Tianhan ignored him and walked out quickly.

The answer came out, he would rather date an ugly, dark, old man than be in the same room with this handsome, tall and rich jerk for 5 minutes, no, five seconds can't stand it, he really is Enough of this bastard man, no wonder he can't find a woman to marry!

If the most bastard chauvinist pig in the world can find a woman to marry, he will also pity the most miserable woman in the world. Marrying such a man is simply the most terrible tragedy in a woman's life.

It seems that no woman wants to try to marry the highest-ranking chauvinist pig in the world, because Huang Tianhan rushed into his office like a bull today in a rage.

Ah, wrong, he is not a bull, but a pig, a chauvinist pig who can't stutter when criticizing others, and thinks highly of himself.

"Mr. Huang?" His face probably didn't reveal what he was thinking just now. He criticized the customer in his heart. To be honest, he was a little out of character.

"That woman rejected me, what did she think she was!"

"I'm very sorry, because Ms. Qian has another life plan now."

The reason for her refusal was unknown, the model Miss Qian quit their company's client group immediately after dating, Huang Tianhan caused him to lose a client, which made him itch with hatred.

But Ms. Qian withdrew on the grounds that she had another life plan, and did not say what happened. From Jiang Naiyuan's standpoint, it was difficult to ask questions, but to be honest, he was also a little curious. It would make Miss Qian run away immediately, and Huang Tianhan ran away in anger.

"Your company has a poor eye for selecting customers!"

He started to accuse him again, and with his eyes wide open, he stared hard at his face.

Jiang Naiyuan could only put on a smile in response to his anger, "I'm sorry for the result this time, but there will definitely be someone more suitable for Mr. Huang."

"It's best. I'm getting married in three months. Can you understand my urgent need?"

Huang Tianhan sat down in front of him, and he messed up his hair, obviously angry and frustrated, but also a little confused, as if he didn't understand why he was rejected by others when he was of such high quality, but to be honest, he He didn't have any feelings for that woman, and it was fine if he refused, he didn't have to mess around with her anymore.

"If you have someone you fall in love with at first sight, of course you can get married within three months, but..." Jiang Naiyuan put forward a pertinent suggestion. Even if the partner is a sand pig, I promise not to listen to my advice. For the sake of professional ethics, he is still very conscientious said. "But it's better to get to know each other for a longer time, so that you and your partner have time to adapt. After all, marriage is a lifetime thing."

"my mother……"

He was hesitant to speak, and he, who has always been extremely proud, would actually show a painful expression, and such a painful expression appeared on the face of an extremely handsome man, that kind of charm and sudden heartbeat, like this sand pig It provoked Jiang Naiyuan's overflowing maternal care.

Could it be that he wanted to get married so desperately because his mother was seriously ill, and the only last word in his life was that he hoped to see his son get married before he died.

Because this sand pig looks like a man who can't get married no matter what, as the mother of the sand pig, that is, the mother pig, she should be very worried that the sand pig will die alone and eventually become a dead old man that everyone hates. Die alone - he could almost imagine Sand Pig waving his cane and swearing at people and things he didn't like when he was old.

No, it's impossible, this sand pig is so arrogant, it is absolutely impossible to be so filial, and it is even more impossible for the plot of such a third-rate series to appear in the real world, let alone this sand pig, people often say that he has imagination So rich.

"your mother?"

He wanted to ask further, purely out of curiosity, but Huang Tianhan suddenly raised his head, his pained expression disappeared, and he became a domineering man again, with the same tone of beating.

"It's none of your business, just let me get married within three months."

Even if he was talking too much, he really wanted to slap himself twice. Why are you so curious about this sand pig? In life, he would rather eat cheap roadside stalls with a cute and gentle man than a tall, handsome but eccentric handsome man. First-class restaurants - this is Jiang Naiyuan's constant saying.

"We will find another suitable partner for you."

"It's better if you hurry up and introduce the next one for me, I don't have so much time to fool around."

Huang Tianhan left dissatisfied, but at least he didn't make any more noise.Jiang Naiyuan sighed, and when he slumped on his seat, the curious little voice in his heart couldn't help thinking: What happened on the date that caused this couple to go their separate ways?