Sand Pig Transformation Project

War!

This is the time for a full-scale war, and it is a big war that must be won or lost. It cannot be ignored at all, so he specially chose the day of the holiday to start the war.

In the morning, he woke up in Huang Tianhan's arms, he kissed Huang Tianhan's cheek, Huang Tianhan rubbed his eyes, he sat up and said to Huang Tianhan: "It's breakfast."

Huang Tianhan opened his sleepy eyes. Eating out food is very common in Taiwan, especially for single men. He has done it intentionally or unintentionally. In the building where he lives, Huang Tianhan will also buy a food out for breakfast when he is too late in the morning. meal spent.

"Come with me to breakfast, little lazy pig!"

The sand pig has evolved into a lazy pig, which of course also symbolizes how close their relationship is.Huang Tianhan got out of bed, brushed his teeth and washed his face and changed his clothes. Although he didn't have to go to work recently, he would still accompany Jiang Naiyuan to have breakfast and dinner.

According to his perception, if a husband and wife don't even eat together, how can they have time to talk, and they must not watch TV or read newspapers while eating, they can only chat with each other, so that they can know each other's thoughts and recent news. activity.

Jiang Naiyuan has absolutely no objection to this point, he and Huang Tianhan will progress so quickly, it is entirely because of the implementation of this theory.To be honest, at the beginning, he would feel bored when eating instead of watching TV, but after a few days, he found that chatting with each other during eating really gave him a deeper understanding of each other, so it's not wrong for Huang Tianhan to do something, Just a little too extreme.

They went to have breakfast together, Huang Tianhan ordered a cup of Coke, he found that Huang Tianhan had a peculiar liking for Coke, but he was very restrained, he only drank this fattening drink about once a week, and never changed it, this It should be the performance of his love of drinking Coke.

"You can't drink cola, because cola has chemical additives and is not nutritious, right!"

He smiled sweetly, Huang Tianhan was a little stiff for a moment, he looked at the clerk's hand holding the Coke and immediately put down the Coke.

Jiang Naiyuan snickered, but still maintained a sweet smile, and pretended to be a good wife who was considerate of her boyfriend and husband, so that he even thought he could win the Oscar for Best Actor.

"Just drink milk, milk is good for your health, right?" He turned to the clerk, still smiling sweetly, "Just give us two glasses of milk for drinks."

Huang Tianhan looked embarrassed, Jiang Naiyuan lived with him for half a month, Huang Tianhan had never taken out the milk products in his refrigerator, so he privately thought that Huang Tianhan should not dare to drink milk, tried it today, and he really won the big prize.

The milk and hamburger were on the table immediately, Huang Tianhan was eating the hamburger, but he didn't even dare to drink the milk.He took a big sip, and smiled at Huang Tianhan: "This is good for your body, drink it quickly, there is no additive."

"Okay, okay." Huang Tianhan still focused on eating the hamburger, and refused to even look at the milk.

"Didn't you say you want to drink something without additives, and drink something nutritious, like cola, and you can't drink it anymore, it's all chemical ingredients, right?"

Huang Tianhan opened his mouth, then closed it again. Based on his previous strong words, these words blocked him from what to say, but Jiang Naiyuan brought the milk in front of him very maliciously, and said with a sweet smile: "Drink quickly!" Yep, this is very nutritious."

At this point, Huang Tianhan gritted his teeth, picked up the bottle of milk and poured it directly into his mouth, which surprised Jiang Naiyuan. He thought Huang Tianhan would admit defeat, and he would just stop drinking it. Unexpectedly, he really poured it into his mouth. mouth, and then the entire handsome face was distorted, which made his heart ache.

Is it necessary to do this?If you don't like to drink, don't drink it. He just retaliates in his own way, which doesn't mean he really wants to make him uncomfortable and unhappy.

Unexpectedly, within 5 minutes of drinking, Huang Tianhan suddenly put his arms around his stomach, and big beads of sweat slipped from his forehead.

"I seem to be lactose intolerant..."

Doesn’t it seem like there is, he looks like he is about to run to the toilet to escape, and he looks like he can’t drink milk. Jiang Naiyuan scolded him half to death in his heart. Fortunately, the breakfast shop is nearby, so he immediately took him home, and then Huang Tianhan locked him. I didn't come out of the toilet for half an hour.

He wandered outside the toilet, asking constantly, "Are you okay?"

From the toilet came an angry voice, "Uh, it's okay..."

"You just say you can't drink milk. Why are you so persistent? If you like drinking coke, drink it every day. I won't say anything!" Weak, he almost felt that he was a villain for being so scheming this morning.

"I want to lead by example. I don't want you to drink too much additives. It may cause cancer. There are so many diseases in civilization now." Another voice that was about to die came from the toilet.

Jiang Naiyuan only felt that his tears were about to overflow. It turned out that he was so authoritarian for his sake. He covered his mouth and wiped his tears. This matter can be discussed. He cares about him. Of course he is very happy, but he can’t drink anything. What’s the point of being a human being? mean.

"I don't drink it every day, but occasionally I want to drink something special. That's good. We usually drink plain water, but we can drink other drinks four times a month. Is this okay?"

Huang Tianhan was obviously thinking about it, Jiang Naiyuan growled, he gave in, a big step, he, a drinker, would never make such a concession again.

"Twice a month, okay!"

"Okay, just twice a month."

Huang Tianhan finally came out of the toilet precariously. He helped him lie on the bed and massaged his abdomen. Huang Tianhan turned his head and smiled weakly at him. His heart was so weak that his heart almost melted into fingers, and he lay on the bed. After spending the whole morning with Huang Tianhan, he finally regained his vitality.

In the evening, they went to the department store as planned and went to the restaurant to have dinner.As soon as he arrived at the department store, Huang Tianhan wasn't interested in shopping, so he immediately dragged him to the bookstore, saying that he wanted to improve his knowledge. He was about to throw up after reading the super advanced books he introduced recently, so he quickly accompanied Xiaojiao Didi say.

"You are so annoying. People want to buy underwear. I will buy underwear. I will go to the bookstore to find you later. If you see an interesting book, buy it for me first."

"You have enough panties! I counted them yesterday, and there are 22."

Oh my god, this man even knows how many pairs of underwear he has, it's too scary, even he himself doesn't know how many pairs he has, this man's head is really not ordinary.

The smile on Jiang Naiyuan's face was almost unstoppable. Fortunately, the man turned his head and thought for a while, "It seems to be said in medicine that after wearing underwear for three months, you still have to replace it with a new pair to prevent bacteria. You can buy a few more and go home. That’s right, just throw away the old ones.”

"Then I'm going to buy underwear."

"If you want to buy square pants, don't wear such sexy briefs, let alone your discarded bullet underwear. It's too embarrassing to wear those kind of things."

The embarrassment is only for you to see, what dissatisfaction is there in the end!

He ground his teeth several times. When he went to the underpants store, he bought a few pairs of sensational underwear. Then when he looked up, he saw a pair of underwear worn by the model that was so interesting. Jiang Naiyuan pointed at that pair of underwear without hesitation. Underpants, "I'm going to buy that one."

"Mr. is really discerning. This pair of underwear is bought by many people." Obasan, who sells the underwear, said with a very generous smile, "It's just that the wife bought it for the husband."

He has already imagined Huang Tianhan wearing this ridiculously interesting underwear in his mind, his face began to heat up just by imagining it, but it may take a lot of skill to persuade him to put it on.

But whoever it is, it's the taste, and he can't live a life as Puritan as he is!

Not only did he buy underwear, he also bought pajamas, which were made of silk, extremely thin, and felt very cool to wear, and the style he liked very much, but I guarantee that Huang Tianhan would not like it very much.

After shopping, Huang Tianhan was already waiting for him impatiently at the door of the bookstore, and read to him, "Why did it take so long to buy?"

But he took the bag from him, as if he had to carry it for him as a matter of course.Jiang Naiyuan felt sweet in his heart, and said softly, "It's just a few pieces of underwear in a paper bag, and it's not heavy. I'll carry it myself."

Huang Tianhan showed his masculinity, looked at him and said: "Your hand is so weak, you can't use it to lift things, it will hurt your waist."

It is said that he is a big man, but this kind of caring behavior makes people feel warm and warm. He asked with concern: "Then what book did you buy?"

"I bought a great book for you. It's about chemistry and electrical machinery." Huang Tianhan started to get excited, his eyebrows beamed, and he talked a lot.

Well, hearing chemistry and then hearing electrical machinery, all the blood in Jiang Naiyuan's blood vessels flowed backwards!

This is war. Recently Huang Tianhan forced him to read a lot of books that he couldn't even understand the symbols. He decided to fight back, just like today's milk incident. His cannon has been filled with gunpowder and is ready to fire at any time.

call out!

He heard in his heart that he fired the cannon directly at the enemy's center of the ship, and he would definitely blow up his ship and sink it, so that he would never think about asking him to read books on electrical machinery and chemistry.

Forget it, he's had enough!

Jiang Naiyuan said sweetly: "You know, a very famous painter came to hold an art exhibition recently, let's go see it together tomorrow? You will definitely like his super avant-garde style."

"Avant-garde style?" Huang Tianhan replied, but didn't continue talking, as if he really didn't want to continue this topic.

"Didn't you always say that we want to increase our knowledge? By the way, this is great. It's performed by mainland national treasure-level actors."

He handed him the flyer, and the picture inside came out beautifully, Huang Tianhan's face turned dark, and he gave him another flyer for the experimental theater.

"This one is also great. It's an exploration of the progress and retreat of morality in the world, and this is the most—the best, look," Jiang Naiyuan showed him something killer, "Naked art!" , isn’t it great? You can go up and be a casual model, and I’ll bring a camera to help you take pictures.”

Huang Tianhan kept his mouth shut, and immediately took him to see the art paintings the next day. To be honest, he couldn't understand anything, but he deliberately stood in front of each painting for a long time, as if he was enjoying it.

Huang Tianhan's eyes were dull, as if he was losing his soul, and then they went to watch the most famous and profound opera in China at night, and he found that Huang Tianhan was restless as if he was being mentally abused, especially when the singing reached the high notes, he As if trying to cover his ears.

Hahaha!Jiang Naiyuan laughed wildly in his heart, he finally knows his pain now!

After returning home, on the bed, he applied medicine to Huang Tianhan's injured hand, and asked him while sitting delicately on the edge of the bed, "Is it beautiful? Does it give you the feeling of gaining knowledge? Let's learn to sing next time, okay?" I heard that there is a teacher teaching it, so I asked my friend to check it out for me.”

Fearing that the gunfire would not be strong enough, he rubbed his head against Huang Tianhan's chest and said coquettishly, "It's good to know you, Tianhan, I didn't dare to force others to watch things I'm interested in before, but you are very open-minded and think We humans need to keep trying and work hard, so let's go learn singing together."

"Learning to sing? Uh, I think... I think..."

Huang Tianhan's voice was much weaker. Up to now, he still seemed to hear the opera's voice constantly rising to high pitches. He admitted that he really didn't know how to appreciate this art.

He even threw the grenade out, not believing in Huang Tianhan's paranoia that the bomb would not kill him.

"It's like I don't understand chemistry and electrical machinery at all, but Tianhan, you love to buy this kind of book for me to read. I read it very hard. Thank you, you let me understand chemistry and electrical machinery a little bit." Although he I dozed off while watching, and couldn’t even read.

"Maybe... maybe I shouldn't force you."

Huang Tianhan said in a low voice, if he was asked to go to the inexplicable art exhibition again, or listen to the high-pitched music, he trembled when he thought about it, let alone learn to sing, it was a real life Emotional abuse.

"I shouldn't force you to do something you don't like."

boom!

He heard the signal that the other party's will has sunk, and he has captured the enemy's land, just a drop away. It is worthwhile for him to plan for several days, but there is the most important thing, he can't even choose what clothes he wants to wear. None of the freedoms.

He took out the silk dress he bought yesterday, Huang Tianhan's eyes widened, "It's too revealing, this one is too revealing, it's too obscene to wear, take it back and change it."

"Would you? I think it's pretty!" He dimpled with a smile.

Huang Tianhan was lying on the bed, but now he sat up, and said with an ugly face: "It's too ugly to wear such revealing clothes, you are not a prostitute."

"But this color is beautiful, don't you think the skin color has become very beautiful?" He protested tenderly.

"I can't see it. Take it for a change. You have to behave dignifiedly. Although I don't have stereotypes, I'm already considered enlightened. I don't ask for three obediences and four virtues, but at least I have to be dignified when walking, sitting, sitting or lying down."

He is not stereotyped, already considered enlightened?Isn't this the funniest thing in the world, and if he dares to ask for three obediences and four virtues, he will immediately put laxatives in his drink!

Well, this guy only drinks the plain boiled water he boiled. He might drink up the laxatives as soon as he drank it. There is really no chance to punish him. He prevents leaks, but there are policies and countermeasures. Jiang Naiyuan doesn't believe that he can't be punished. .

"Dignity? So you like the dignified type, I shouldn't be the dignified type?" He asked him intentionally, but he didn't expect the man to answer something that almost made people's blood vessels explode.

"You are not dignified at all. For example, when you sit, your legs are too open, which is very ugly. When you eat, don't make any noise. You also use chopsticks in the wrong way. I think you must have not learned well since you were young. The things you take should be arranged after use, the dishes and dishes should be washed immediately after eating, and the garbage should be thrown out every day, no matter how much or how little.”

"But sometimes it's just throwing some scraps of paper, so you don't need to take out the trash every day!"

Jiang Naiyuan couldn't listen any longer. There was someone as sleazy as him. Could it be that if he threw a piece of paper a day, he also had to take out the trash for that piece of paper?

Huang Tianhan said sharply: "You have such a casual mentality, we have a relationship, so I have no way to ignore you, this is my responsibility as a man, but you are not my ideal wife at all, to be honest, You are thousands of miles away from my ideal wife."

One hundred and eight thousand miles away?He heard that he was about to vomit blood, is it that much worse?

Jiang Naiyuan really wanted to kill her husband... Oh, no, it was the urge to kill her boyfriend. He could imagine the headline in the newspaper the next day, "Men are in love with men, a man assassinates a man's lover", Huang Tianhan's words made him so angry that his expression almost changed.

It was as if he was wronged to be with him, and the reason was that he had eaten his virgin body, so he had no choice but to be with him.It's his business that Huang Tianhan has a virginity complex, he doesn't have it, he wants to be innocent, dignified, and a dead fish, and he will fulfill him.

"I understand, I will learn to be dignified."

He lowered his voice several times, took off his silk clothes, and put on another sweatshirt that he bought earlier. The color was ugly and the style was old-fashioned. He hadn’t worn it in the past few years. At that time, there was an urgent need for sportswear, and the store was in a hurry to close, so he just bought this one casually, but Huang Tianhan was very satisfied with that one, thinking that he could keep it and wear it as pajamas. There was really something wrong with his aesthetics.

He was lying beside Huang Tianhan, gnashing his teeth, thinking, when did Jiang Naiyuan be degraded so lowly? It's simply too much, isn't it?

He will let Huang Tianhan know that he will give him what he wants, but it is definitely not the way he imagined.

He did it his way. When sitting, he didn’t spread his legs too far, and when he ate, he didn’t make any noise at all. He also read a few books to learn how to use chopsticks, and then returned the used things immediately. Bit, trash is thrown out every day, even if only a scrap of paper is thrown away.

Huang Tianhan seemed very satisfied with his transformation plan, he would do the same as before, after helping Huang Tianhan apply the medicine, he would change into that ugly sweatshirt and lie down next to him.

"Nayuan."

He called him softly, and gently stroked his waist with his left hand. He knew that he was madly in love with Huang Tianhan's strong body, and Huang Tianhan was also very satisfied with the sex between them, and they hadn't done it these days, because what he was waiting for was Today, he thought viciously, is this moment.

"Tianhan."

He responded in a sweet voice, Huang Tianhan's Adam's apple rose and fell, looking at his dimples when he smiled sweetly, in this regard, he still maintains a gentlemanly demeanor, before doing something, he would ask him if he was tired.

"Are you tired? I want to take a day off tomorrow, if possible..."

His voice is hoarse, and Jiang Naiyuan is his sexual enlightenment, but it's not just that, Jiang Naiyuan has a cute charm that makes his heart beat wildly.

That's why he, who has strong control, had his first relationship in Jiang Naiyuan's bathroom, because Jiang Naiyuan is very attractive, and the way he smiles makes him spin.

Even in the bathroom, he looked at his cuteness and couldn't help but get an erection, and the hero who saved the beauty at the time actually had something to do with Jiang Naiyuan's beauty. I believe that if the other party was an ugly woman, he would not block the locomotive that flew towards him , even if it is blocked, it will not be so uncomplaining.

Even the clothes he wore when he saw him for the first time, he could still vividly describe Jiang Naiyuan's temperament, hair style, clothes style, and even the delicate color of the orchid. At that time, he gave him too much shock , He really has the feeling of being fascinated.

He confessed to himself why after meeting Jiang Naiyuan, he had to go to his office every day to complain about boring things, and he could leave immediately and go to another marriage agency.

But he just didn't want to, even if all Jiang Naiyuan said to him at that time were polite words to appease the guests, he would still go every day just to see the man in front of him.

"I have no problem, as long as you want."

Jiang Naiyuan pretended to be obedient and dignified. Huang Tianhan jumped on his body at once. Huang Tianhan is not very good at sex, most of the time he took the initiative. Today he was paralyzed on the bed like a dead fish. His ugly With Huang Tianhan's uninjured hand alone, it was a bit difficult to peel off the sweatshirt.

Huang Tianhan was a little anxious, his lower body had already bulged a lot, and he was desperately pushing against him.But he couldn't even pull off his upper body sweatshirt, let alone his lower body sweatpants.

"Nayuan, please." He began to pant, asking him to take off his sweatshirt.

He pretended to be shy and covered his face, closed his legs tightly, opened the pistol in his imagination with a curse in his heart, and fired the first shot at Huang Tianhan's tortoise.

"I want to be the most dignified person in Tianhan's mind, so I have to be dignified when I walk, live, sit and lie down, and I have to be more dignified in this kind of thing. I can't be as dissolute as before, otherwise Tianhan will hate me."

Huang Tianhan was dumbfounded, but his lust was too high. He yanked Jiang Naiyuan's sweatpants, but his legs were tightly closed, and he still imitated his original tone.

"If I open my feet, will it look too slutty? I don't want you to think I'm casual. I should be dignified, right?"

"Naiyuan, I want you, please open your legs."

thigh?Of course it can be opened, but if he opened it, Huang Tianhan couldn't eat it!

He sneered viciously in his heart, aimed at Huang Tianhan's tortoise, took the imaginary rocket launcher, aimed at the target, and was about to kill him, he wanted to blow into his last camp, and make him kneel down and beg for mercy.