Suspicious sweet little days

Yesterday, Suspicion was thrown in the living room by Suspicion again.

When Suspect woke up in the morning, he heard the sound of joking and joking coming from the living room.

"Hahahaha, it's so interesting, and then?" It was a suspicious voice.

"There is no more, and then it's over, hahahaha." It was a woman's hearty laughter.

"Really! It's ridiculous! Anything else?"

"Yes, there are too many. I have lived for so many years, and you think I have lived in vain."

Suspicion and wonder, who is this early in the morning?How come the guests at home are suspicious and don't come to call him.

The suspicious ghost quietly got up, changed his clothes, and then came to the living room.

This……

Spooky...or funny?

"Little Guigui, you're up, come and let me introduce you." Suspicion had a bright smile on his face, just like the sunlight outside at this moment, making Suspicion unable to open his eyes.

"You..." The suspicious ghost didn't know what to say.

"Actually, everyone has seen it before, don't be so stupid!" He said with a suspicious smile.

"Hello," said a woman's voice.

The suspicious ghost lowered his head and looked at the water basin at his feet, with black lines on his face.

This must be a dream, I haven't woken up yet, it must be like this.

"Little ghost, this is Chick|Chicken, she told me a super funny joke just now." Suspicion said.

"I know a lot of jokes, a collection of jokes from hundreds of years!"

Small dick?Little Jiji?

"What! Little dick! You are a female ghost, what a little dick!" The suspicious ghost finally couldn't help pointing at the big black fish in the water basin and shouted: "Although it's a ghost, it's still alive It’s been a hundred years! A female ghost can’t be so shameless! He calls you a little dick, so you promise to call yourself a little dick! You mentally retarded!”

Suspicious God and Heiyu met eyes and laughed together.

"How? Let me tell you! This reaction is as I expected, ah ha ha ha ha ha!" The great master laughed wildly while clutching his stomach.

"What's wrong with the little dick? Why can't female ghosts be called dicks? I just like dicks! Who do you think it is? I'm Qiao Ji's 'ji'!" The big black fish in the water basin squinted. She squinted her eyes, with a wretched look on her face.

噗

She's obviously a female ghost, so it's okay to turn into a fish, it's okay to turn into a black fish, it's okay to turn into a black fish, it's okay to be able to talk, it's okay to be able to talk, it's okay to have expressions, it's okay to have expressions, and it's okay to have expressions wretched...

Suspect squatted down and picked up the basin of fish.

"Wait...Little ghost, what are you doing?" Suspicion followed behind him.

"Ahhh! Don't shake it, I'll get dizzy!" Xiao Jiji said.

Watersick... a fish said it was watersick...

The suspicious ghost rushed into the bathroom, kicked the toilet lid open, and it was about to fall when it aimed at the toilet!

"Ahhh!" Little Jiji began to scream in fear.

Suspicion also rushed up to stop him, "Little ghost, what are you doing!"

"Flush it, flush it, I'm going to flush it with the toilet, don't stop me!" The suspicious ghost and the suspicious god tore up.

"Little ghost, don't be impulsive! Put it down, let it go, listen to me!"

The little Jiji in the water basin here was desperately trying to get up, and while being dumped into the toilet, her big eyes blinked and blinked, and her face looked innocent. Who could still think of that vicious female ghost yesterday.

After some tugging, Suspicious God finally persuaded Suspicious Gui to put down the basin and calm down to deal with the matter.

This black fish is an entity formed by Qiao Ji's accumulated grievances for hundreds of years. Although it was forced back to its original form, it also lost the ability to control water, let alone harm people, but it still has the memory of being Qiao Ji, so it Remember that you are a talking person.

Since it is a goblin that has been cultivated, at least it should be given a chance to reform itself. This is a suspicious way of saying.

Now soak it in pure salt water every day to continuously purify the bad luck in its body, which can be regarded as a kind of cultivation for it.

Suspect is still hesitant, she is still the grudge who killed five people yesterday, can she just keep her like this?

Little Jiji seemed to know that the power of life and death was in the hands of the suspicious ghost at this moment, her eyes were wide open, shining with pure light, she kept wagging her tail, looking pitiful.

"My lord! You have to believe me, I have turned from evil to good, from darkness to light, so please give me another chance! I am just a harmless black fish, what can I do? Really, really!" Little Jiji begged in her delicate voice.

Looking at her sincere look, although I know she is very cunning, she is just pretending to be pitiful to win my sympathy, but what she said is not wrong, it shouldn't be a big problem even if she is kept.

Finally, under the hard work of the Great God and Xiao Jiji, the suspicious ghost finally agreed to keep Xiao Jiji.

"You can stay, but if she acts suspiciously or just annoys me, I'll immediately chop her up and flush her down the toilet!" Suspicious Ghost said sharply.

"No, no, I will be an obedient fish!" Little Jiji happily spun around in the small water basin, the water splashed by her tail swaying and falling on the floor.

"Floor! If you dare to wet the floor again, I'll use you as a rag to wipe the floor!" The suspicious ghost pointed at Xiao Jiji.

Little Jiji stopped obediently like a child who has made a mistake, and looked suspiciously at her aggrieved.

"Hehehehe, little ghost, don't scare her, how can she be a girl?" Suspicion said.

"Girl's fart, old hag, hum!" The suspicious ghost turned his head and left, walked two steps and turned back to ask little Ji Ji: "Old hag, did you bite me yesterday!"

"Bite you? Hahahaha, I don't remember." Qiao Ji said pretending to be stupid.

Suspect stepped back in two steps, reached into the water and pinched Qiao Ji's gills, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with a smirk, "How dare you not tell the truth!"

"Wooooow! I can't breathe, I can't breathe! Let go of my gills! Woooooooo!"

"Say it or not, say it or not, hahahaha!" the suspicious ghost continued to threaten.

"No! I didn't bite it, I didn't bite it, let go! I'm going to suffocate to death!" Qiao Ji kept thumping in the water.

Suspect let go of Qiao Ji, stood up and said with a proud smile, "I'll pinch your gills if you're not honest!"

"Wooooow~" Qiao Ji cried pitifully.

"Great God! I forgot to ask you yesterday, did you lose something?"

"Ah? Lost something?" Suspicion thought for a while, and replied: "It seems that there is nothing, what's wrong?"

"Didn't lose anything? Ah, forget it, it's nothing." Suspect said, since Suspicion didn't lose anything, then the blue liquid shouldn't be Sushen, Suspicion thought.

ding dong~

The doorbell rang, and the suspicious ghost went to open the door, but there was no one outside the door, and there was a large box half a meter high at the door. The mailing address was written on the seal of the box, and it was here.

Suspect pushed the box, it didn't seem to be heavy, he moved the box into the house and put it in the living room.

"What is this?" He asked suspiciously.

"Ah? Not yours?" Suspect also looked at him strangely.

"No." Suspicion shook his head.

The two looked at each other, and turned their heads to look at Qiao Ji in the water basin.

"What are you looking at me for! How could it be me!" Qiao Ji had a resigned expression on her face.

When they came to the big box suspiciously, they were a little nervous. Since neither of them had mailed anything, what exactly was this thing?And who sent it for what?

The two tore the seal.

"Could it be from my aunt, or from Gong Yixian?" Suspect speculated.

"I don't know, but if it is, you should inform us in advance, right?" Suspicious God said.

"Open it!"

"Could it be some animal corpse?" Suspicious God frowned and said.

"Don't say such disgusting things, okay, did you offend someone?" Suspicious ghost glared at him.

"If you ask me, it might be... Ho Ho Ho Ho~" Xiao Jiji let out a weird laugh.

"What?" Both of them looked back at her.

"Could it be that one of you secretly mail-ordered XX props, ahahahaha!" A black fish actually showed such a wretched smile on its face.

Suspicious and suspicious, the two had black lines on their heads and ignored the century-old sex fish spirit.

"I opened it." Suspicion lifted the lid of the carton.

Looking at what's inside, both of them took a deep breath, and then looked at each other with strange expressions.

It seemed really incomprehensible that this thing appeared in this family.