He can't be this cute [entertainment circle]
Chapter 025
Shao Yuan glued the two playing cards together smoothly, and finally freed his mouth to speak: "No~"
In fact, the heart is extremely beautiful.
I probably remembered the position just now, and it's much easier to find the bottom. Basically, I can identify the position with my chin.
Clavicles, shoulders, chest. He tried them all.
It made Lu Dan itchy all over.
"Wait, I seem to have discovered something..." Shao Yuan pressed his face against his chest again, "Aren't you wearing any clothes? You're so soft!"
"...Please hurry up."
"Okay!" Shao Yuan raised his head and said loudly, "Let me be the fastest man in the world!"
Hold.
Lu Dan really wanted to let go of the rope and beat him up.
Next came two on the thigh.
Shao Yuan had no choice but to squat down and move to his left side.
The old rules, or explore the way first.Then just click around with your chin.
Suddenly resisted something hard.
"Why are your legs so stiff?"
Lu Dan: "..."
It took Shao Yuan the next second to react.
The atmosphere fell into a deathly silence.
He swore to the heavens that [-]% of it was not intentional!
He could clearly feel that Lu Dan was trembling with anger.
"That..." Shao Yuan quickly pasted the two cards, then stood up, turned his head and said, "Brother Camera...Just now, there was an accident just now, please cut that part and don't broadcast it. Shao will always be grateful Big brother's great kindness!"
It's so embarrassing.
Ma'am so fucking embarrassing.
"Lu... Lu Dan, that, you calm down, I, I really didn't mean it just now! You see, it's over with the last card! I..."
"To shut up."
Almost growled.
Shao Yuan had no choice but to pout his mouth and pick up the last card.
The last card needs to be put into Lu Dan's mouth.
Shao Yuan held the cards in his mouth, lowered his head, and shook his head from side to side——
Damn, I can't find him again.
Lu Dan looked impatiently, so he simply stretched his neck and took the other side of the card in his mouth.
At this time, the black ribbon covering Shao Yuan suddenly spread out, slipped from his eyes, slipped across the cards between their lips, and fell to the ground.
The distance is so close that the tip of the nose is lightly touched.
The four eyes look at each other, and the eyes are intertwined.
This pair of peach blossom eyes is like a bottomless ocean, if people look at it for a second, they will fall into it and cannot extricate themselves.
And Shao Yuan's pupils are pure, so clear that water will drip out.
Shao Yuan froze for a moment, and let go of the cards.
If he kept staring at him, he was afraid that he might get pregnant.
[Ding~!Congratulations to both of you for successfully passing the card room!There is still the last stop, the other side of victory is waving to you! ]
The last two mission cards were handed out to take a look——
Watching two videos together?
[The last level, although it is the easiest level, but in a sense, it is not easy~!Our requirement is that the two of you need to watch the two videos without showing any expression during the whole process, and you can't show any expression at all!It will be clearly recorded by our remote control camera.good luck~]
It's a piece of cake for Lu Dan.
Because his face always has only one expression.
As for Shao Yuan, whether it's a horror movie or something, as long as he restrains himself, isn't that enough?
"Heh, this is too simple! Eggy, we can go to the studio right away!"
Lu Dan ignored him, walked to the bench in front of the big screen and sat down.
Shao Yuan followed closely behind.
The big screen shows [The first video is about to start, please take a deep breath and be fully prepared]
What a joke, no matter how scary a movie is, it's impossible for Shao Dacong to raise his eyebrows!
bring it on!Let the storm come harder!
Before officially starting to play, Shao Yuan covered his mouth with his hand, turned his head and said to Lu Dan quietly: "If you are really scared later, just hide in my arms!"
Lu Dan gave him an extremely disgusted look.
The video officially starts playing.
Suddenly, a close-up of Shao Yuan's head appeared in the center of the screen.
He stood on the stage with the number 26 sign.
"Uh, hello judges, my name is Shao Yuan. The song I brought today is "Light of Hope"..."
Lu Dan was indeed expressionless, and sneered coldly: "This tune is really good."
Hold.
fuck fuck fuck.
Shao Yuan quickly blocked his ears with his index finger, and arched his whole body on Lu Dan's lap, his eyes closed tightly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Lu Dan smiled lightly at the person on his lap, "You also know how to be ashamed?"
Immediately afterwards, the screen switched to another scene.
In the shot is a close-up of Lu Dan's head.
On the screen, the heroine, who was about to burp, was crying so much that she looked at each other affectionately, "You must live well...don't...miss me all the time..."
Lu Dan: "I will."
His chuckle froze on his face.
Shao Yuan immediately got up from his lap, staring at it with wide eyes.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." I still find it funny no matter how many times I watch it.
"Do not laugh."
"Hahahahahahahahaha I just want to laugh!! Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, I'm so angry..."
Now they finally understood that what the program team said before was not alarmist.
Facing your dark history calmly is a hundred times more poisonous than a haunted house.
[I'm sorry, both of you didn't succeed in the first challenge~ But it's okay~ We will play the two videos in a loop until you successfully complete the challenge~!I hope that when you leave this room, you can calmly face your once youthful self!come on!We are waiting for you in the studio! ]
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... No matter what I do, let me laugh enough!!! No one can stop me!" Shao Yuan burst into tears, either slapping Lu Dan's thigh hard to laugh, or pressing his forehead against him Smile over the shoulder.
Laughing so much that he hung a black thread on his head.
Lu Dan couldn't understand why there are people in the world who are as thick-skinned as stinky children? !
Hugging and kissing him at every turn.
Does he do the same to others?
"Shao Yuan, according to your way of laughing, we will never be able to get out of here."
"Hahaha..." Just as Shao Yuan felt that he was going to die from laughing again, he forced himself to stop, "Ahem, yes, I'm sorry. Let's watch it one last time...I promise not to laugh."
Well, just pretend his promise was a fart.
After he solemnly apologized to Lu Dan, he took a deep breath and made a poisonous oath in his heart: If he laughs again, Lu Dan will hate him forever!
In this way, the two spent an extremely peaceful and tormented 20 minutes.
[Congratulations both! ! !You have completed the final level of the challenge! ! !Thank you both for your strong support to this program these days~!Please turn right when you go out carefully, there will be staff to take you to the airport!Looking forward to seeing you two in the studio of "Entertainment Knowing" tomorrow! ]
The air ticket program team has already booked them.
Shao Yuan and Lu Dan took back their mobile phones at the door.
As soon as the screen was turned on, Lu Dan found that his and Shao Yuan's names were listed side by side on the trending news.
Not a good thing.
What the hell is this stinky kid doing? !
#邵元力力力夫不得恨扎烈费#
Click to open the screenshot of the netizen's Weibo comment.
Shao Yuan responded to the negative comments with a large number.
Can't tell... the stinky kid is quite loyal?
Shao Yuan was about to walk forward, when he saw Lu Dan looking at his phone, he backed away, "What are you looking at, so fascinated?"
Lu Dan's long eyelashes trembled, and he stuffed the phone into his pocket.
"Nothing, let's go."
As soon as I entered the airport, I was surrounded by fans like entering the sea.Seeing this, the security guards all went into battle to stop them.
[Ahhhhhhh my New Year's Day! !I saw them with my own eyes!My mother, ah, I knocked on the CP!Live!is alive! ]
[Yuan Yuan!Yuan Yuan!look at me!Why are you so handsome and so cute!Look at mom! ]
[Dan God!my god!Really handsome!The skin is good, the nose is so straight, I'm dead! ]
[Looking at it this way, the two are really a good match!Raise the New Year's Day banner high! ]
A girl squeezed through the gap to the front with great difficulty and shouted with all her life:
"Marry me!"
Shao Yuan gave the girl an angelic smile.
Look, what a discerning girl.
Seeing so many cameras around, Shao Yuan deliberately moved closer to Lu Dan.Lu Dan wanted to stay away from him, so he stepped back a little.
Shao Yuan simply grabbed his hand on his waist and whispered: "We are in business, please cooperate and have a smile."
joke.
Lu Dan would never do such a thing.
As a result, when a camera flashed by, the corners of his mouth raised slightly unconsciously, and then he immediately put it down, returning to his poker face.
This short half-second smile was immediately captured by Shao Yuan.
He proudly showed Lu Dan an intriguing expression.
[Ah ah ah!Look at each other!so sweet! ]
[Ah ah ah!hug waist!so sweet! ]
The screams of the fans were about to explode the airport.
At this time, a person dressed in black, wearing a black hat and mask, squeezed from the periphery of the crowd to a position very close to the two of them.
Shao Yuan was still smirking at the camera.Lu Dan felt a little strange when he saw the black shadow flashing across the crowd.
The man looked around for a position, finally found an angle, and aimed at Shao Yuan's head with a can of Coke.
"Hold……"
When the Coke flew to Shao Yuan's ear, Lu Dan walked around his neck and grabbed the can.
The body of the can that he pinched was deeply dented.
A cool wind passed by Shao Yuan's ears.He turned his head slightly and saw the back of Lu Dan's hand with clear veins.
Shao Yuan: "Haha...who is so kind and knows that I am thirsty?"
Lu Dan: "That's a black fan, idiot."
The plane quickly flew to the studio in City A.
"Entertainment Knows" studio dressing room.
Two people are sitting on the sofa.
"Lu Dan, just now...thank you. If it weren't for you, I might be out of my mind."
Lu Dan took a sip of the water on the tea table, "Don't just look at the camera next time, you have to be careful with this kind of thing."
"Hmm! Understood!"
Shao Yuan glanced at his watch.
There is still a while before the chief director said.
On the plane, the chief director explained a lot to them, and emphasized trying to wear clothes that match well.
Today Shao Yuan is wearing a loose white hooded sweater, while Lu Dan is wearing a navy blue shirt.
Not at all.
He remembered the black hoodie he'd worn at dinner that night.
"Eggy, do you have that black sweater in your box? It's just the one you wore when Uncle Jing invited us to dinner that night. You can change that one and dress me as a couple."
Heh, the night Uncle Jing invited me to dinner.
Dare to mention it.
"No."
That sweater was indeed in his box, if he didn't mention Jing Huai, he might really have gone to get it.
But it was no match for Shao Yuan's sharp eyes, the first thing on the open box next to him was.
Ha ha!God is on his side!
So he ran over and took it over, "Wear it, wear it, wear it with me as a couple!"
"I said no, put it back."
Shao Yuan glared at him deliberately, "Ask again, do you want to wear it?"
Nobody even looked at him.
"No."
"Okay, very good. Then..." Shao Yuan stood up and walked towards him step by step.
"What are you going to do?"
"Then I can only be tough!" Shao Yuan bent down and began to quickly unbutton his shirt with his hands.
In fact, the heart is extremely beautiful.
I probably remembered the position just now, and it's much easier to find the bottom. Basically, I can identify the position with my chin.
Clavicles, shoulders, chest. He tried them all.
It made Lu Dan itchy all over.
"Wait, I seem to have discovered something..." Shao Yuan pressed his face against his chest again, "Aren't you wearing any clothes? You're so soft!"
"...Please hurry up."
"Okay!" Shao Yuan raised his head and said loudly, "Let me be the fastest man in the world!"
Hold.
Lu Dan really wanted to let go of the rope and beat him up.
Next came two on the thigh.
Shao Yuan had no choice but to squat down and move to his left side.
The old rules, or explore the way first.Then just click around with your chin.
Suddenly resisted something hard.
"Why are your legs so stiff?"
Lu Dan: "..."
It took Shao Yuan the next second to react.
The atmosphere fell into a deathly silence.
He swore to the heavens that [-]% of it was not intentional!
He could clearly feel that Lu Dan was trembling with anger.
"That..." Shao Yuan quickly pasted the two cards, then stood up, turned his head and said, "Brother Camera...Just now, there was an accident just now, please cut that part and don't broadcast it. Shao will always be grateful Big brother's great kindness!"
It's so embarrassing.
Ma'am so fucking embarrassing.
"Lu... Lu Dan, that, you calm down, I, I really didn't mean it just now! You see, it's over with the last card! I..."
"To shut up."
Almost growled.
Shao Yuan had no choice but to pout his mouth and pick up the last card.
The last card needs to be put into Lu Dan's mouth.
Shao Yuan held the cards in his mouth, lowered his head, and shook his head from side to side——
Damn, I can't find him again.
Lu Dan looked impatiently, so he simply stretched his neck and took the other side of the card in his mouth.
At this time, the black ribbon covering Shao Yuan suddenly spread out, slipped from his eyes, slipped across the cards between their lips, and fell to the ground.
The distance is so close that the tip of the nose is lightly touched.
The four eyes look at each other, and the eyes are intertwined.
This pair of peach blossom eyes is like a bottomless ocean, if people look at it for a second, they will fall into it and cannot extricate themselves.
And Shao Yuan's pupils are pure, so clear that water will drip out.
Shao Yuan froze for a moment, and let go of the cards.
If he kept staring at him, he was afraid that he might get pregnant.
[Ding~!Congratulations to both of you for successfully passing the card room!There is still the last stop, the other side of victory is waving to you! ]
The last two mission cards were handed out to take a look——
Watching two videos together?
[The last level, although it is the easiest level, but in a sense, it is not easy~!Our requirement is that the two of you need to watch the two videos without showing any expression during the whole process, and you can't show any expression at all!It will be clearly recorded by our remote control camera.good luck~]
It's a piece of cake for Lu Dan.
Because his face always has only one expression.
As for Shao Yuan, whether it's a horror movie or something, as long as he restrains himself, isn't that enough?
"Heh, this is too simple! Eggy, we can go to the studio right away!"
Lu Dan ignored him, walked to the bench in front of the big screen and sat down.
Shao Yuan followed closely behind.
The big screen shows [The first video is about to start, please take a deep breath and be fully prepared]
What a joke, no matter how scary a movie is, it's impossible for Shao Dacong to raise his eyebrows!
bring it on!Let the storm come harder!
Before officially starting to play, Shao Yuan covered his mouth with his hand, turned his head and said to Lu Dan quietly: "If you are really scared later, just hide in my arms!"
Lu Dan gave him an extremely disgusted look.
The video officially starts playing.
Suddenly, a close-up of Shao Yuan's head appeared in the center of the screen.
He stood on the stage with the number 26 sign.
"Uh, hello judges, my name is Shao Yuan. The song I brought today is "Light of Hope"..."
Lu Dan was indeed expressionless, and sneered coldly: "This tune is really good."
Hold.
fuck fuck fuck.
Shao Yuan quickly blocked his ears with his index finger, and arched his whole body on Lu Dan's lap, his eyes closed tightly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
Lu Dan smiled lightly at the person on his lap, "You also know how to be ashamed?"
Immediately afterwards, the screen switched to another scene.
In the shot is a close-up of Lu Dan's head.
On the screen, the heroine, who was about to burp, was crying so much that she looked at each other affectionately, "You must live well...don't...miss me all the time..."
Lu Dan: "I will."
His chuckle froze on his face.
Shao Yuan immediately got up from his lap, staring at it with wide eyes.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." I still find it funny no matter how many times I watch it.
"Do not laugh."
"Hahahahahahahahaha I just want to laugh!! Hahahaha I can't do it anymore, I'm so angry..."
Now they finally understood that what the program team said before was not alarmist.
Facing your dark history calmly is a hundred times more poisonous than a haunted house.
[I'm sorry, both of you didn't succeed in the first challenge~ But it's okay~ We will play the two videos in a loop until you successfully complete the challenge~!I hope that when you leave this room, you can calmly face your once youthful self!come on!We are waiting for you in the studio! ]
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... No matter what I do, let me laugh enough!!! No one can stop me!" Shao Yuan burst into tears, either slapping Lu Dan's thigh hard to laugh, or pressing his forehead against him Smile over the shoulder.
Laughing so much that he hung a black thread on his head.
Lu Dan couldn't understand why there are people in the world who are as thick-skinned as stinky children? !
Hugging and kissing him at every turn.
Does he do the same to others?
"Shao Yuan, according to your way of laughing, we will never be able to get out of here."
"Hahaha..." Just as Shao Yuan felt that he was going to die from laughing again, he forced himself to stop, "Ahem, yes, I'm sorry. Let's watch it one last time...I promise not to laugh."
Well, just pretend his promise was a fart.
After he solemnly apologized to Lu Dan, he took a deep breath and made a poisonous oath in his heart: If he laughs again, Lu Dan will hate him forever!
In this way, the two spent an extremely peaceful and tormented 20 minutes.
[Congratulations both! ! !You have completed the final level of the challenge! ! !Thank you both for your strong support to this program these days~!Please turn right when you go out carefully, there will be staff to take you to the airport!Looking forward to seeing you two in the studio of "Entertainment Knowing" tomorrow! ]
The air ticket program team has already booked them.
Shao Yuan and Lu Dan took back their mobile phones at the door.
As soon as the screen was turned on, Lu Dan found that his and Shao Yuan's names were listed side by side on the trending news.
Not a good thing.
What the hell is this stinky kid doing? !
#邵元力力力夫不得恨扎烈费#
Click to open the screenshot of the netizen's Weibo comment.
Shao Yuan responded to the negative comments with a large number.
Can't tell... the stinky kid is quite loyal?
Shao Yuan was about to walk forward, when he saw Lu Dan looking at his phone, he backed away, "What are you looking at, so fascinated?"
Lu Dan's long eyelashes trembled, and he stuffed the phone into his pocket.
"Nothing, let's go."
As soon as I entered the airport, I was surrounded by fans like entering the sea.Seeing this, the security guards all went into battle to stop them.
[Ahhhhhhh my New Year's Day! !I saw them with my own eyes!My mother, ah, I knocked on the CP!Live!is alive! ]
[Yuan Yuan!Yuan Yuan!look at me!Why are you so handsome and so cute!Look at mom! ]
[Dan God!my god!Really handsome!The skin is good, the nose is so straight, I'm dead! ]
[Looking at it this way, the two are really a good match!Raise the New Year's Day banner high! ]
A girl squeezed through the gap to the front with great difficulty and shouted with all her life:
"Marry me!"
Shao Yuan gave the girl an angelic smile.
Look, what a discerning girl.
Seeing so many cameras around, Shao Yuan deliberately moved closer to Lu Dan.Lu Dan wanted to stay away from him, so he stepped back a little.
Shao Yuan simply grabbed his hand on his waist and whispered: "We are in business, please cooperate and have a smile."
joke.
Lu Dan would never do such a thing.
As a result, when a camera flashed by, the corners of his mouth raised slightly unconsciously, and then he immediately put it down, returning to his poker face.
This short half-second smile was immediately captured by Shao Yuan.
He proudly showed Lu Dan an intriguing expression.
[Ah ah ah!Look at each other!so sweet! ]
[Ah ah ah!hug waist!so sweet! ]
The screams of the fans were about to explode the airport.
At this time, a person dressed in black, wearing a black hat and mask, squeezed from the periphery of the crowd to a position very close to the two of them.
Shao Yuan was still smirking at the camera.Lu Dan felt a little strange when he saw the black shadow flashing across the crowd.
The man looked around for a position, finally found an angle, and aimed at Shao Yuan's head with a can of Coke.
"Hold……"
When the Coke flew to Shao Yuan's ear, Lu Dan walked around his neck and grabbed the can.
The body of the can that he pinched was deeply dented.
A cool wind passed by Shao Yuan's ears.He turned his head slightly and saw the back of Lu Dan's hand with clear veins.
Shao Yuan: "Haha...who is so kind and knows that I am thirsty?"
Lu Dan: "That's a black fan, idiot."
The plane quickly flew to the studio in City A.
"Entertainment Knows" studio dressing room.
Two people are sitting on the sofa.
"Lu Dan, just now...thank you. If it weren't for you, I might be out of my mind."
Lu Dan took a sip of the water on the tea table, "Don't just look at the camera next time, you have to be careful with this kind of thing."
"Hmm! Understood!"
Shao Yuan glanced at his watch.
There is still a while before the chief director said.
On the plane, the chief director explained a lot to them, and emphasized trying to wear clothes that match well.
Today Shao Yuan is wearing a loose white hooded sweater, while Lu Dan is wearing a navy blue shirt.
Not at all.
He remembered the black hoodie he'd worn at dinner that night.
"Eggy, do you have that black sweater in your box? It's just the one you wore when Uncle Jing invited us to dinner that night. You can change that one and dress me as a couple."
Heh, the night Uncle Jing invited me to dinner.
Dare to mention it.
"No."
That sweater was indeed in his box, if he didn't mention Jing Huai, he might really have gone to get it.
But it was no match for Shao Yuan's sharp eyes, the first thing on the open box next to him was.
Ha ha!God is on his side!
So he ran over and took it over, "Wear it, wear it, wear it with me as a couple!"
"I said no, put it back."
Shao Yuan glared at him deliberately, "Ask again, do you want to wear it?"
Nobody even looked at him.
"No."
"Okay, very good. Then..." Shao Yuan stood up and walked towards him step by step.
"What are you going to do?"
"Then I can only be tough!" Shao Yuan bent down and began to quickly unbutton his shirt with his hands.
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