Hanyu's candy is not sweet anymore
Chapter 48
The bitterness on Quan Zhilong's face did not escape Quan Baoer's eyes.
Quan Baoer always felt that there seemed to be some different emotions between these two people.But for a while, he couldn't be sure what that emotion was.
"Don't pinch my face, the more you pinch it, the bigger it gets," Quan Xiyan grabbed Quan Zhilong's hand and resisted.
But Quan Zhilong didn't seem to hear Quan Xiyan's words, the more he squeezed, the more joyful he was, he stretched out his other hand and gestured on Quan Xiyan's face, Quan Xiyan's face was a little bigger than Quan Zhilong's hand" I don't think it's too big to pinch your face."
"Big Mu Shun, it's because your hands are small, and the beautiful girls in Japanese comics are all small and big!!" Quan Xiyan said while knocking off Quan Zhilong's hand. "Let's stop arguing about stupid questions like who is the boss. Our power line will be fine without the boss. Also, we have been talking about going to the supermarket, going to the supermarket. If we delay now, we will really only be regarded as time for dinner."
Seeing Quan Xiyan, who was obviously shorter than himself, Quan Xiyan was in a good mood, and he waved his hand indifferently, "Anyway, I have no objection."
"I have no objection either. Let's get ready to go out." Quan Bao'er raised her hand and suggested while speaking.
Both Quan Xiyan and Quan Zhilong nodded in agreement.
"Since there is no problem..." Quan Baoer picked up Quan Xiyan's bag from the sofa, flipped through it without hesitation, then took out Quan Xiyan's glasses and threw it to him to play with, "Go on..."
Just as Quan Xiyan reached out to pick it up, Quan Zhilong snatched the glasses away.
Quan Zhilong took the glasses and put them on by himself, then touched his chin and shamelessly approached Quan Xiyan, "How about I am handsome, come on, I can lend you my face to kiss."
Quan Xiyan pouted and looked at Quan Zhilong's wretched smile, "You still have the face to kiss me, I don't think you have any face at all."
"Okay, okay, stop messing around, Quan Zhilong, you return the glasses to Xiyan, let's go out." Quan Baoer put on Quan Xiyan's mask and tidied her hair casually, and rushed to the two mutual friends. said the person who pinched.
"Humph" Quan Xiyan glanced at Quan Zhilong and snorted coldly, "If you don't return the glasses to me, I'll poke your eyes!!! So return them to me quickly!!!"
Looking at the appearance of Quan Xiyan's female Han Zhi, a drop of cold sweat dripped on his forehead.Pass the glasses to Quan Xiyan.Quan Zhilong felt that he was not a good person when he met someone "... Xiyan, can you be more gentle? What are you doing to that... what is it... Li what...? Li Wan , yes, did you do the same to that Li Wan?"
"I do this because I like you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't talk so much with others, let alone let others come to my dormitory. My dormitory is so messy, it would ruin my image if it spread." Quan Xiyan glanced at Quan Zhilong calmly, put on her glasses and straightened her bangs.
Quan Zhilong was a little excited when he heard this, Quan Xiyan meant that I am not someone else?Just as he was about to ask Quan Xiyan, he spoke again.
"Besides, I'm very gentle and virtuous~" Quan Xiyan touched her face and said narcissistically.
"Xianhui Mushun, if you were a virtuous pig, you would be able to climb a tree! Don't be kidding! Don't be so cute, then let's go for your won!" Quan Baoer slapped Quan Xiyan on the head.
Quan Zhilong looked at Quan Baoer's domineering appearance, and couldn't help but fight a cold war. Sure enough, Quan Xiyan didn't have a normal earthling besides himself?Sure enough, that Li Wan must have been deceived by Quan Xiyan's innocent appearance! !Maybe that guy wasn't an alien, after all?Anyway!Now he is the only person on Earth who can abduct Quan Xiyan, an alien who is trying to destroy the world, and save the world. His spirit of sacrificing the ego to fulfill the ego is truly epic, it is too great, it’s over. Is there any emotion! !
"What are you thinking? You have such a wretched expression, Quan Zhilong, are you looking at something strange recently?" Quan Xiyan put the pain that Quan Baoer had caused her on Quan Zhilong without hesitation. On Long's body, she patted Quan Zhilong's head with a righteous face, but she seemed a little scared when she said this, "You really have grown up, I'll go first~~Wave your hands~~~"
"What did she say again? It's so strange..." Quan Zhilong lowered his head and frowned with doubts on his face. He raised his head to ask what happened when he saw that the two people had disappeared, did they turn into butterflies? flew away?No, why is there such a strange thing messing in?Now it's time to catch up, so Quan Zhilong put on the classic Erkang and shouted "Hey, wait for me!" while closing the door to catch up.
At the elevator entrance, I saw Quan Baoer and Quan Xiyan who had arrived late, "Why didn't you wait for me?"
"The elevator is here, Bao'er, did you hear someone talking?" Quan Xiyan pretended to be suspicious while walking by the elevator.
"Oh?" Quan Baoer tilted her head and walked into the elevator, "Did you hear someone talking? It's so strange, I didn't hear anything?"
Quan Xiyan inadvertently glanced at Quan Zhilong who was still in a daze, the corner of her mouth curled up intentionally or unintentionally, and slowly pressed the keyboard on the first floor, "Maybe we guessed wrong, let's go~"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Quan Zhilong immediately ran into the elevator. Fortunately, the elevator door closed as soon as he ran into it.Quan Zhilong panted, "Didn't you let... let... you wait for me?"
"Ah!" After Quan Zhilong finished speaking, Quan Xiyan had a startled expression, "Quan Zhilong, when were you in the elevator, why didn't I see you just now?"
"Yes, yes, it's amazing, how did you come here suddenly?" Quan Baoer also covered her mouth in surprise.
Quan Zhilong was really speechless after being completely defeated by these two guys who deserved to be beaten but couldn't be beaten. He lowered his head and continued to think about Quan Xiyan's previous words.
And Quan Xiyan saw that Quan Zhilong didn't curl his lips at all, this guy is really boring.
"No, Quan Xiyan, you pervert, do you mean that I'm watching pornographic movies?!" Quan Zhilong, who finally came to his senses, shouted, pulling his neck.
And a shocking thing happened, the elevator door opened slowly, and it was a middle-aged woman in her 30s who attracted the eyes of the three people.
Quan Xiyan squinted her eyes and turned her head to look at Quan Baoer, nodding at the same time and taking a step back with her head down, to distance herself from Quan Zhilong.
The aunt walked into the elevator, and the destination was also on the first floor. After she confirmed it, she stared at the strange three people in the elevator with probing eyes.This guy actually watches pornographic movies, he really can't be judged by his appearance! !It seems that she should also take good care of her little Douding, tsk tsk.
And Quan Zhilong, who is the only protagonist of this incident, has been petrified at this moment...
Finally, this difficult time of less than 1 minute ended in the separation of Quan Xiyan and Quan Baoer and the petrification of Quan Zhilong. The aunt saw Yidao Da and was about to get out of the elevator, but suddenly she seemed to feel Some kind of important responsibility, she retracted her feet, looked at Quan Zhilong with her head down, and said earnestly, "My child, don't do what people in autumn do in your spring, you can have curiosity... this hurts again. Body...But..." The aunt glanced at Quan Xiyan and Quan Baoer paused, "But...you can't mess with the relationship between men and women...or at the same time...children, it's time to turn around. .." After finishing speaking, the aunt walked away with firm steps and never returned.
Three people get out of the elevator
"Injury?" Quan Zhilong turned from petrified into a black face.
"Mess with men and women?" Quan Xiyan repeated with raised eyebrows.
"Or at the same time...?" Quan Baoer narrowed her eyes and continued.
"What are you kidding!!!!" The two shouted at the same time.
"That aunt is really too much, this is simply slander, slander!! How could a good-natured young man like me do this!!! I want to talk to that aunt!!" Quan Xiyan rolled up her cuffs and was about to catch up when she was caught Quan Baoer and Quan Zhilong pulled together.
"Stop making trouble, we are going to the supermarket now, we don't have time to care about such things." Quan Baoer looked calm.
Seeing that Quan Baoer is so rational, Quan Zhilong repeatedly echoed, "Yes, yes, there is no need..."
"So, you mean to let me remember that when the floor arrives, I will investigate one by one and then take revenge. How to retaliate? Put a small/porn/film CD at her door? Or what? Do you have a good idea? "Quan Xiyan stroked her chin thoughtfully.
Was this guy listening to him talking to Quan Baoer?Sure enough, the second disease likes revenge on the society, and always likes the tone of "it's not me, but the world"?No, wait, the people who are friends with Quan Xiyan are basically not from the earth, so Bao'er has already been attacked, right?Quan Zhilong thought and looked at Quan Baoer in horror.
"Drag this thing away. We'll go to the supermarket first, and we're throwing her in a mental hospital. I don't know why this thing has to give up treatment. There's enough money for medical treatment..." Quan Baoer helped her forehead helplessly.
Seeing that she was still normal, Quan Zhilong breathed a sigh of relief, and began to grab Quan Xiyan's arm. Seeing his movement, Quan Baoer also tacitly grabbed Quan Xiyan's other arm.The two nodded at each other, Quan Zhilong covered Quan Xiyan's mouth tacitly, and the two of them worked together to pull her to the gate of the community and put her in the taxi.
Seeing this situation, the taxi driver was a little frightened, he swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, "What are you doing?"
Quan Zhilong put down his hand to cover Quan Xiyan's mouth and explained, "We're not kidding, uncle, let's go to the xxx supermarket"
Quan Xiyan looked at the two of them with a frown, because it was not easy for her to get angry because there were outsiders here, so she swallowed this breath and decided to report it in the future.
"Oh." The uncle nodded, seeing that Quan Xiyan didn't say anything, he stopped commenting, but felt that young people nowadays are joking like this?It's so... so trendy.
The author has something to say: A glance at Quan Zhilong almost made Quan Zhilong a prostitute overnight. . . .I have fallen. . .
Quan Baoer always felt that there seemed to be some different emotions between these two people.But for a while, he couldn't be sure what that emotion was.
"Don't pinch my face, the more you pinch it, the bigger it gets," Quan Xiyan grabbed Quan Zhilong's hand and resisted.
But Quan Zhilong didn't seem to hear Quan Xiyan's words, the more he squeezed, the more joyful he was, he stretched out his other hand and gestured on Quan Xiyan's face, Quan Xiyan's face was a little bigger than Quan Zhilong's hand" I don't think it's too big to pinch your face."
"Big Mu Shun, it's because your hands are small, and the beautiful girls in Japanese comics are all small and big!!" Quan Xiyan said while knocking off Quan Zhilong's hand. "Let's stop arguing about stupid questions like who is the boss. Our power line will be fine without the boss. Also, we have been talking about going to the supermarket, going to the supermarket. If we delay now, we will really only be regarded as time for dinner."
Seeing Quan Xiyan, who was obviously shorter than himself, Quan Xiyan was in a good mood, and he waved his hand indifferently, "Anyway, I have no objection."
"I have no objection either. Let's get ready to go out." Quan Bao'er raised her hand and suggested while speaking.
Both Quan Xiyan and Quan Zhilong nodded in agreement.
"Since there is no problem..." Quan Baoer picked up Quan Xiyan's bag from the sofa, flipped through it without hesitation, then took out Quan Xiyan's glasses and threw it to him to play with, "Go on..."
Just as Quan Xiyan reached out to pick it up, Quan Zhilong snatched the glasses away.
Quan Zhilong took the glasses and put them on by himself, then touched his chin and shamelessly approached Quan Xiyan, "How about I am handsome, come on, I can lend you my face to kiss."
Quan Xiyan pouted and looked at Quan Zhilong's wretched smile, "You still have the face to kiss me, I don't think you have any face at all."
"Okay, okay, stop messing around, Quan Zhilong, you return the glasses to Xiyan, let's go out." Quan Baoer put on Quan Xiyan's mask and tidied her hair casually, and rushed to the two mutual friends. said the person who pinched.
"Humph" Quan Xiyan glanced at Quan Zhilong and snorted coldly, "If you don't return the glasses to me, I'll poke your eyes!!! So return them to me quickly!!!"
Looking at the appearance of Quan Xiyan's female Han Zhi, a drop of cold sweat dripped on his forehead.Pass the glasses to Quan Xiyan.Quan Zhilong felt that he was not a good person when he met someone "... Xiyan, can you be more gentle? What are you doing to that... what is it... Li what...? Li Wan , yes, did you do the same to that Li Wan?"
"I do this because I like you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't talk so much with others, let alone let others come to my dormitory. My dormitory is so messy, it would ruin my image if it spread." Quan Xiyan glanced at Quan Zhilong calmly, put on her glasses and straightened her bangs.
Quan Zhilong was a little excited when he heard this, Quan Xiyan meant that I am not someone else?Just as he was about to ask Quan Xiyan, he spoke again.
"Besides, I'm very gentle and virtuous~" Quan Xiyan touched her face and said narcissistically.
"Xianhui Mushun, if you were a virtuous pig, you would be able to climb a tree! Don't be kidding! Don't be so cute, then let's go for your won!" Quan Baoer slapped Quan Xiyan on the head.
Quan Zhilong looked at Quan Baoer's domineering appearance, and couldn't help but fight a cold war. Sure enough, Quan Xiyan didn't have a normal earthling besides himself?Sure enough, that Li Wan must have been deceived by Quan Xiyan's innocent appearance! !Maybe that guy wasn't an alien, after all?Anyway!Now he is the only person on Earth who can abduct Quan Xiyan, an alien who is trying to destroy the world, and save the world. His spirit of sacrificing the ego to fulfill the ego is truly epic, it is too great, it’s over. Is there any emotion! !
"What are you thinking? You have such a wretched expression, Quan Zhilong, are you looking at something strange recently?" Quan Xiyan put the pain that Quan Baoer had caused her on Quan Zhilong without hesitation. On Long's body, she patted Quan Zhilong's head with a righteous face, but she seemed a little scared when she said this, "You really have grown up, I'll go first~~Wave your hands~~~"
"What did she say again? It's so strange..." Quan Zhilong lowered his head and frowned with doubts on his face. He raised his head to ask what happened when he saw that the two people had disappeared, did they turn into butterflies? flew away?No, why is there such a strange thing messing in?Now it's time to catch up, so Quan Zhilong put on the classic Erkang and shouted "Hey, wait for me!" while closing the door to catch up.
At the elevator entrance, I saw Quan Baoer and Quan Xiyan who had arrived late, "Why didn't you wait for me?"
"The elevator is here, Bao'er, did you hear someone talking?" Quan Xiyan pretended to be suspicious while walking by the elevator.
"Oh?" Quan Baoer tilted her head and walked into the elevator, "Did you hear someone talking? It's so strange, I didn't hear anything?"
Quan Xiyan inadvertently glanced at Quan Zhilong who was still in a daze, the corner of her mouth curled up intentionally or unintentionally, and slowly pressed the keyboard on the first floor, "Maybe we guessed wrong, let's go~"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Quan Zhilong immediately ran into the elevator. Fortunately, the elevator door closed as soon as he ran into it.Quan Zhilong panted, "Didn't you let... let... you wait for me?"
"Ah!" After Quan Zhilong finished speaking, Quan Xiyan had a startled expression, "Quan Zhilong, when were you in the elevator, why didn't I see you just now?"
"Yes, yes, it's amazing, how did you come here suddenly?" Quan Baoer also covered her mouth in surprise.
Quan Zhilong was really speechless after being completely defeated by these two guys who deserved to be beaten but couldn't be beaten. He lowered his head and continued to think about Quan Xiyan's previous words.
And Quan Xiyan saw that Quan Zhilong didn't curl his lips at all, this guy is really boring.
"No, Quan Xiyan, you pervert, do you mean that I'm watching pornographic movies?!" Quan Zhilong, who finally came to his senses, shouted, pulling his neck.
And a shocking thing happened, the elevator door opened slowly, and it was a middle-aged woman in her 30s who attracted the eyes of the three people.
Quan Xiyan squinted her eyes and turned her head to look at Quan Baoer, nodding at the same time and taking a step back with her head down, to distance herself from Quan Zhilong.
The aunt walked into the elevator, and the destination was also on the first floor. After she confirmed it, she stared at the strange three people in the elevator with probing eyes.This guy actually watches pornographic movies, he really can't be judged by his appearance! !It seems that she should also take good care of her little Douding, tsk tsk.
And Quan Zhilong, who is the only protagonist of this incident, has been petrified at this moment...
Finally, this difficult time of less than 1 minute ended in the separation of Quan Xiyan and Quan Baoer and the petrification of Quan Zhilong. The aunt saw Yidao Da and was about to get out of the elevator, but suddenly she seemed to feel Some kind of important responsibility, she retracted her feet, looked at Quan Zhilong with her head down, and said earnestly, "My child, don't do what people in autumn do in your spring, you can have curiosity... this hurts again. Body...But..." The aunt glanced at Quan Xiyan and Quan Baoer paused, "But...you can't mess with the relationship between men and women...or at the same time...children, it's time to turn around. .." After finishing speaking, the aunt walked away with firm steps and never returned.
Three people get out of the elevator
"Injury?" Quan Zhilong turned from petrified into a black face.
"Mess with men and women?" Quan Xiyan repeated with raised eyebrows.
"Or at the same time...?" Quan Baoer narrowed her eyes and continued.
"What are you kidding!!!!" The two shouted at the same time.
"That aunt is really too much, this is simply slander, slander!! How could a good-natured young man like me do this!!! I want to talk to that aunt!!" Quan Xiyan rolled up her cuffs and was about to catch up when she was caught Quan Baoer and Quan Zhilong pulled together.
"Stop making trouble, we are going to the supermarket now, we don't have time to care about such things." Quan Baoer looked calm.
Seeing that Quan Baoer is so rational, Quan Zhilong repeatedly echoed, "Yes, yes, there is no need..."
"So, you mean to let me remember that when the floor arrives, I will investigate one by one and then take revenge. How to retaliate? Put a small/porn/film CD at her door? Or what? Do you have a good idea? "Quan Xiyan stroked her chin thoughtfully.
Was this guy listening to him talking to Quan Baoer?Sure enough, the second disease likes revenge on the society, and always likes the tone of "it's not me, but the world"?No, wait, the people who are friends with Quan Xiyan are basically not from the earth, so Bao'er has already been attacked, right?Quan Zhilong thought and looked at Quan Baoer in horror.
"Drag this thing away. We'll go to the supermarket first, and we're throwing her in a mental hospital. I don't know why this thing has to give up treatment. There's enough money for medical treatment..." Quan Baoer helped her forehead helplessly.
Seeing that she was still normal, Quan Zhilong breathed a sigh of relief, and began to grab Quan Xiyan's arm. Seeing his movement, Quan Baoer also tacitly grabbed Quan Xiyan's other arm.The two nodded at each other, Quan Zhilong covered Quan Xiyan's mouth tacitly, and the two of them worked together to pull her to the gate of the community and put her in the taxi.
Seeing this situation, the taxi driver was a little frightened, he swallowed his saliva and asked cautiously, "What are you doing?"
Quan Zhilong put down his hand to cover Quan Xiyan's mouth and explained, "We're not kidding, uncle, let's go to the xxx supermarket"
Quan Xiyan looked at the two of them with a frown, because it was not easy for her to get angry because there were outsiders here, so she swallowed this breath and decided to report it in the future.
"Oh." The uncle nodded, seeing that Quan Xiyan didn't say anything, he stopped commenting, but felt that young people nowadays are joking like this?It's so... so trendy.
The author has something to say: A glance at Quan Zhilong almost made Quan Zhilong a prostitute overnight. . . .I have fallen. . .
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