Seniors can't be bothered

[Irrigation] The AV that has been playing all night actually has a TM code, mosaic is a ladder that hinders human progress!

On a scorching summer afternoon, Xia Mu, a freshman in the Department of Design of C University, ate hamburgers in the dormitory, and tearfully accused the evil deeds of the uploader of the video on the forum.

[Original poster: It clearly says high-definition and uncensored, but it turns out to be a mosaic after opening. Can you understand my brother's sad mood? ] Most of the homeboys in this game forum are lonely and hungry, so within a minute after the post was posted, there were four or five pages of replies.

[Speed ​​up the sofa!Suddenly there is a feeling of being king. 】【Do you know the legendary person who downloaded the AV for six hours, but after opening it, he coded the Vajra gourd baby?That's right, that's brother, even though he's no longer in the arena, there are legends about him everywhere in the arena] [I'm sorry, mosaics are nothing, the gourd baby is really stunning! 】【It is said that every person who downloads the coded gourd baby was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. We can't afford to hurt such a man! ! 】【This post is too cute, my brother's dog eyes can't take it anymore, please allow me to support the wall to post】Xiamu smiled wretchedly while turning the page, drinking Coke and drinking happily.

On the last page, a reply quietly appeared in Xia Mu's sight. It was so low-key. In order not to attract others' attention, the poster even enlarged the font size, marked the font in red, and added night light background color.

[I have Teacher Cang's new movie, you know it! 】

New film? !Awhhhh, Xia Mu's eyes lit up, and he stuffed the remaining half of the hamburger into his mouth. He was just about to leave an email for seeding, but before he typed two words, he suddenly felt a buzzing sound on the table. , Look again, damn it!cell phone!

Xia Xiaomu stared at her mobile phone dumbfounded, it's not real!This is an illusion!I obviously didn't pay the phone bill and my phone was shut down, why would someone call in now!China Mobile you liar!Why can I still make phone calls in arrears! ! !

One minute later, the phone finally stopped. Xia Mu picked it up in fear and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.

"Damn it, I thought it was the professor." Xia Mu breathed a sigh of relief, then thought about it, could it be that the socks and underwear I bought on Taobao before arrived, and this call is from a courier?Although I have already said that the doorman will collect it on my behalf, it is inevitable that the seller will forget to write it on the courier slip.After hesitating for a while, Xia Mu still called back, and he almost ran out of underwear!This is a pretty serious problem!

The phone beeped twice and was quickly picked up.

"Hello, you called just now, right? Who are you?" Xia Mu asked while eating oranges.

"You don't know me." A man's voice came from the other end of the phone, a little low, but very magnetic.

"I don't know you, what a fart!" Xia Mu was puzzled.

"You..." The person on the other end of the phone was obviously taken aback, and then his voice was slightly higher pitched, "I accidentally recharged your mobile phone by mistake just now, can you pay me back?"

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a bastard I want to drag you out a hundred times ah a hundred times!

"Hey, are you still there?" The person on the other end of the phone was obviously a little impatient.

"Yes." Xia Mu gritted her teeth, trying to calm her voice, "Well, how much did you charge?"

"Six hundred."

Aww, six hundred and six hundred and six hundred!How long will this tm father be able to call again before he owes money again!Charge so much at one time and charge the wrong mobile phone, are you brain-dead? Are you brain-dead?

"Forget it, you don't have to if you have any difficulties." The man saw that Xia Mu hadn't spoken for a long time, so he wanted to hang up the phone.

"Wait!" Xia Mu called him, "Where shall we meet?"

"Oh, I'm in the new campus of University C, how about you?"

"What a coincidence, so am I." Xia Mu clenched his fists and gritted his teeth, "Well, see you at the main gate of the school in 15 minutes."

The person on the other end of the phone did not suspect him, and readily agreed.

Ten minutes later, Xia Mu was wearing beach shorts and flip flops, ready to go out with a fierce look on his eyes.

"Xiamu!" Mu Ran, who was in the same room, came back from dinner and looked at him puzzled: "What are you doing with my nunchuck?"

"Seduce senior sister." Xia Mu didn't change his expression, "This is more domineering!"

The corner of Mu Ran's mouth twitched, watching Xia Mu go out in a semi-petrified state, thinking that those who study art design are really different, beach pants with nunchucks, this taste is very refined at first glance!

Because it happened to be class time, and the sun was quite bright at noon, so there were not many people at the door of the dormitory area. Xia Mu saw at a glance that someone was looking around there.

Really stupid!Xia Mu sighed, jeans with iron chains, bright red patent leather shoes, golden afro, afro!Non-mainstream ah there!

However, since the bastard seemed to be taller than him, Xia Mu still pinned the nunchuck into his trouser waist, and walked over with a warm smile like a spring breeze.

"Hello classmate, are you waiting for me?" Xia Mu narrowed his eyes into small crescents, obedient and polite.

The explosive head was taken aback, and looked at Xia Mu in surprise: "waiting for you?"

"Eh? Oh, the 600 yuan, right? I forgot to bring my wallet, can I get it in my dormitory?" Xia Mu pulled the vest down to block the nunchuck stuck in the waistband of his trousers, planning to find someone else Where to swing him!

Grandma, dare to pay my phone bill!I don't want to live anymore!

Afro watched as Xia Mu kept pulling down the vest, exposing more and more of her neck and chest, the fool knew it was a seduction!It's seduction!It's the prelude to some kind of transaction!I have long heard that this society is gender-ambiguous, but now it seems that it is indeed true!But even though he looks good, he is not interested in men!

"Are you okay?" Xia Mu was a little impatient, but she still smiled innocently, she was just a naive little freshman!

"Sorry, I'm not interested in men." Afro refused.

Well?Xia Xiaomu is petrified!What do you mean?

"Student, I'm not gay." Afro saw him frozen in place, so he explained again, "You should find someone else."

"I rely on you to have something wrong. I don't care if you are gay or not. I said, how can you help me pay the phone bill? It turns out that you are stupid, stupid, you are stupid, you go to cheat others, what did you do to me? Do you have any grudges against you? I didn't offend you!"

"It was you who came to me first—"

"You still have the face to say, do you know how hard it is for my young master to make arrears on the phone? I didn't do the mid-term design at all. I avoided going to class because of the gods. The professor is looking for me all over the world. You are a kind of What a cheating behavior!"

The explosive head was interrupted even after speaking twice, so he could only watch Xia Mu swallow dryly, wondering if there was something wrong with this person, why couldn't he understand a word of what he was saying?

Xia Mu breathed a sigh of relief, and just about to scold for the third round, he suddenly heard a very magnetic voice behind him: "Student, the person you are looking for should be me, right?"

Um?Xia Xiaomu was taken aback, the voice was very familiar!Heard it on the phone before!There is a Q-version villain in my heart who says shit!I just admitted the wrong person!It's not the exploding head!

After turning around, Xia Mu saw a tall and burly boy smiling at him, against the bright sunshine of the summer afternoon, so shaking that he couldn't even open his eyes.

This is simply Ultraman's aura... Xia Musen was shocked!

"Hello, my name is Xu Ting." Altman reached out to Xia Mu.

Because the opponent's arrogance was exposed, and the strength of the enemy and us was too great, Xia Mu had no choice but to let go of his little thoughts of violence, and shook hands with the opponent in a hypocritical way, and then obediently took out his wallet and paid 600 yuan.

Distressed and bleeding, Xia Mu turned around in grief and indignation, and was about to go back to the forum for comfort, but unexpectedly heard Altman's friendly invitation to him.

"Student, shall I treat you to dinner?"

Have a meal?Xia Mu stopped hesitantly.

"A new Indian restaurant opened in the city center, do you want to go?" Xu Ting continued to seduce.

"Go!" Xia Mu was very spineless.

"Hehe, go back and change, I'll wait for you here." Xu Ting looked at him with a smile, "By the way, I'll tell you how to deal with your midterm assignment."

"Huh?" Xia Mu's eyes lit up, "Do you have a solution?"

"Small." Xu Ting looked at him amusedly, "What's your name?"

"Xia Mu, the summer of summer, I'm so envious!" Xia Xiaomu, a freshman freshman, was pure and fresh, and she was so grateful to the big bad wolf senior.

The summer of summer, I am envious.

Every day since then, whenever Xu Ting thinks of that clean and beautiful smiling face at that time, he can't help but want to raise the corners of his mouth.

"We are destined, right?" Many years later in the summer, Xu Ting hugged Xia Mu and nestled on the big recliner on the balcony, looking at the distant scenery with emotion.

"Who wants to have fate with a violent person like you!" Xia Mu rolled his eyes holding a cup of hot tea.

"Xiaomu."

"Ok?"

"You are not cute!"

"..."

"Xiaomu."

"Ok?"

"My parents called in the morning and said they were going to break my arm."

"Oh."

"Did you call them again to complain?"

"No."

"In the future, if I don't wash the dishes or socks, can we solve it internally?"

"..."

"Xiaomu."

"Ok?"

"Where's the ring I gave you?"

"lost."

"..."

"You liar, pig head! I sent it to be washed."

"Dirty so quickly? Mine is still clean."

"Master wants to cook for you, mop the floor, clean the house, wash socks and underwear! Of course the ring gets dirty easily!"

"Boom, thank you baby."

"..."

"Xiaomu."

"I can't finish relying on you, can I?"

"I love you."

"..."