The world of mortals laughs and laughs madly

The wheels of the carriage were rolling, and the carriage was still advancing without haste, and the carriage was quiet for a while.

Cang Shuo went back and forth in his heart, simmering and brewing for a long time, finally opened his mouth, coughed lightly and said, "That girl Yingying is pretty good-looking, isn't it good that you go and meet her? They say there is no fun in the sky, Since you have come to the mortal world, what's wrong with taking this opportunity to experience the prosperity of the mortal world?"

"Oh?" Chi Xie raised his eyes and glanced at Cang Shuo.

That cold look made Cang Shuo's back feel hot for no reason, and he broke out in a little sweat, but he said bravely, "I think what the old bustard said is true. That handkerchief happened to fall on you." In the car, how did that sentence say, a thousand-mile marriage is bound by a thread... Oh no, it is tied by a thread, what a rare thing, such a good fate, what a pity you waste it like this."

"Really?" Chi Xie raised his eyebrows.

Cang Shuo saw that he had a tendency to be persuaded, so he struck while the iron was hot: "Isn't it? If it were me, I would go."

"Oh." Chi Xie replied casually, and the carriage stopped.Then, the coachman turned the front of the car and turned back in the direction of travel.

Those two coachmen were not ordinary people, but Chi Xie made them with magic, so Chi Xie didn't need to give them any orders, as long as their thoughts moved, they would obey them.

Seeing that the carriage turned around, probably going back to the brothel, Cang Shuo was a little surprised, he didn't expect that Chi Xie could really be persuaded, and it was so easy.

After the surprise, there was a burst of secret joy, and his face was still pretending to be casual, and he said: "Since you have decided to go, I will not follow, so as not to disturb your elegant mood. Go and have fun, I am leaving .” He stood up and walked out, but bumped his head against something hard, and took a few steps back covering his head.

In fact, there was nothing in front, and the curtain would not be so hard, Cang Shuo knew that he was on the right track.The thing that knocked him back must be the magical barrier cast by Chi Xie.

Failed to escape, he glared at him both depressed and sullen, only to see the corner of the man's lips hooked slightly, half a smile, but said: "Your demon power has not been released yet."

Cang Shuo was taken aback, and secretly scolded himself for being an idiot for forgetting about this.

"Can I trouble you to untie it for me?" There was still some hope, so he concealed his evil appearance and made a sincere and earnest face.

If he doesn't restore his demon power, he will be a useless ordinary person, how can this be done?

"Come here." Chi Xie raised his chin.

Cang Shuo Sanfen hoped that Sanfen stepped forward vigilantly, hesitated for a moment, and then bent down.Chi Xie poked his forehead with his hand, and he froze in place.

It's true, the whole person is frozen, because of the fixation spell.

His arm was grabbed and pulled over there, and he sat down beside Chi Xie, allowing the man to come over, one arm went around behind him, clasping his cheek, his fingertips lightly squeezed like a pinch. Take it a step further.Anyway, he couldn't move at all.

"Didn't you say that if it was you instead, you would go?" Chi Xie said slowly, squinting at his side face, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his expression was too stiff to express.

After a pause, he said leisurely: "Then let's go, and appreciate the prosperity of this world."

"..." Cang Shuo was ashamed.

This, this is clearly throwing back what he said earlier!How could there be such a hateful person in the world?Counting him again and again, teasing him...

I hate that I can't open my mouth, so I can only curse this person over and over again in my stomach from head to toe, and then from foot to head.

"Little beast." Suddenly heard these three words.

The curse in Cang Shuo's belly unexpectedly got stuck, and after waiting for a long time, there was no more words.

Confused, what is the purpose of such a sound without front or back?Especially that tone, with some contempt and sarcasm, and some jokes, as if he was playing something.

Just wondering, there was a slight pain on his forehead.It was the man who raised his middle finger and flicked him on the forehead.

Huh... Cang Shuo took a deep breath, not knowing whether to roll his eyes or vomit blood.

In what life did he commit crimes?How could he meet such a demon!

As soon as the carriage arrived in front of Zuiyue Tower, the bustard greeted him immediately with a smile on his face.Naturally happy, the duck that slipped away from its mouth flew back by itself.

"This way please, this way please." The bustard personally ushered the person in, showing great hospitality.

Chi Xie was behind, just walking at a leisurely pace, dragging Cang Shuo in his hand.The body-fixing technique in Cangshuo, as long as the performer is willing, he can take him along with him.And if the caster doesn't take him with him, he won't be able to move at all.

Now he can only obediently let Chi Xie lead him away, his expression and figure are extremely stiff, and he scolds him like a dog in his heart.Unfortunately, it can only be in my heart.

The people in the building were very surprised when they saw these two people.In this place of fireworks, people come and go, and there are all kinds of people.They have seen a lot of strange things, but they have never seen two big men go up to the brothel hand in hand.

"Come, come, go upstairs from here." The bustard led people to the stairs, obviously intending to send them directly to Wen Yingying.

But Chi Xie stopped and said to the bustard, "Call out all the girls in your building."

"Master?" The bustard was stunned. This man was so indifferent before, why did he speak so loudly now?

I wanted to ask him what his intention was, but then I thought, maybe he wanted to compare other girls with Yingying, so that he could have more choices.After all, it was the first time for her to come to Zuiyuelou, and she didn't know the market here.

Then it's better to be more considerate in the service. Only when the guests are satisfied can the guests be retained.

So, the old bustard called out all the girls who were idle, and according to Chi Xie's order, the girls didn't have to go downstairs, but stood at the fence on the second floor.

Then, Chi Xie pushed Cang Shuo to the center of the hall, and he took a few steps back, saying, "As long as the handkerchief is thrown at this young master, this young master will redeem her body."

"What?" The bustard was confused again, secretly thinking that it's unlucky, why did he meet such a weird guest today?

There was still a smile on her face, Lan Hua twitched her fingers, and said, "Oh, my lord, are you making fun of us? How can this happen, here we..." opened her mouth suddenly, unable to speak Then, he watched eagerly as Chi Xie slowly took something out of his sleeve.

The old bustard has been running brothels for many years, so she is well-informed.This string of pearls is not priceless, but a real priceless treasure.Not to mention redeeming a few girls, even buying ten Zuiyue towers is more than enough.

"Here we are, there is no other use, just trying to satisfy the guest officers, in the end it is up to the guest officers to decide."

The turn of the mouth was perfect, the bustard slightly covered her mouth that was about to grin to the ear, and said with a smile: "Master is a distinguished guest, so you can do whatever you want, oh hehehe..."

So, that's it.

Hearing the procuress conveyed Chi Xie's request, the girls all smiled crookedly, thinking that an interesting person really came.But if that statement is true, it would be a great opportunity.

If it is not forced, who would like to sway the good youth in the fireworks?The woman in the dust, the last thing she wants, and the least she dares to think about, is to have a good way out.

Besides, those two young masters are both dignified and dignified, as long as they don't dislike it, even if it's good for them to be concubines or even servants.

All of a sudden, handkerchiefs fluttered over the hall, blue, green, red, and purple, like a dazzling array of flowers, all vying to bloom on the silver-haired young man.

Cang Shuo stood where he was, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

He finally understood that what Chi Xie Tianjun was actually interested in was not the so-called prosperity of the world, but playing with him as a laughing stock.

No wonder he was also given a fixed body technique, just to make him not protest, not dodge, and obediently drench this handkerchief rain here.

Really, absolutely ridiculous.

In the end, there were really five handkerchiefs thrown.This time, Wen Yingying's handkerchief didn't live up to expectations, which was a pity, but the madam was secretly happy, what if there was no oiran in the building?

What was even more gratifying was that the distinguished guest had indeed used the pearl chain as ransom money for the girls.Holding this once-in-a-thousand-year treasure, the proud old bustard was shaking with laughter.

From Zuiyue Tower, there is an inn not far away.

Chi Xie led Cang Shuo, followed by several beautiful young women, who attracted many envious eyes along the way.

Entered the inn and asked for a room on the second floor.After entering the room, Chi Xie put Cang Shuo on the exaggeratedly large couch by the window, and asked those girls to serve Cang Shuo.

The girls felt rather strange, and thought that he should at least keep one for himself... and the silver-haired boy was also very weird, he was led away by the red-clothed boy all the way without making a sound.Lying there at the moment, also motionless.

Doubts are doubts, these women are well-trained, and they don't ask questions when they know they shouldn't.

According to Chi Xie's intention, all the girls got on the couch together, and sat around Cang Shuo, and the other two dutifully kneaded his body.

Chi Xie stood in front of the couch, took a deep look at Cang Shuo who was surrounded by all the girls, and said slowly: "No matter what you see or hear, it has nothing to do with you, do you understand?" It was for those women.

They looked at each other for a while, and replied in unison: "Understood."

Chi Xie stretched out his hand and touched Cang Shuo's forehead lightly.Cang Shuo rushed out of his throat, coughed twice, and soon realized that he could speak, but his body still couldn't move, only the part above his chin was freed from the restraint.

He ground his teeth, and his brows were as high as a hill: "Goddammit! What do you mean?"

The angry roar really scared the girls.They looked at each other in astonishment, then looked away in a tacit understanding, and continued to do their own things.

Turn a blind eye, listen but not hear, this is their task now.

Chi Xie pursed his lips and smiled, but there was no smile at all.He retreated to the table and sat down, picked up the teapot on the table and filled a cup, raised it and signaled to Cang Shuo, "Congratulations, five wives come in in one day, what a blessing."

"you!"

Cang Shuo was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "Stop talking nonsense! What kind of tricks are you playing? What's the point of doing it? Is it fun? Are you bored? Have you ever been hit in the head? You took the wrong medicine and got sick here. Is it?"

A series of questioning and cursing together like a cannonball made the women dumbfounded and a little funny, but they still firmly remembered that they couldn't see or hear anything now.

"how?"

Chi Xie also seemed to turn a deaf ear, her expression didn't change at all, she just raised her brow slightly: "You don't like these girls?"

"Stop talking about this nonsense! There is nothing I like or dislike, and I never said that I want to marry my wife..."

Cang Shuo was suddenly a little embarrassed, after all the girls were right next to him, but he didn't want to make fun of this kind of thing, so he said in a low voice, "Anyway, I won't marry them! Stop playing!"

"Oh……"

Chi Xie took two sips of tea, and the teacup was slowly turning between his fingers: "Yes, you said you were going to marry Shaoxuan, right?"

"...Nonsense!" Not understanding why he suddenly mentioned Shao Xuan, Cang Shuo felt conflicted in his heart, but he didn't want to go around too much, and cast a big, round eye.

The tyrant who would be cruel to each other as long as he spoke a little bit rudely before, today's patience is exceptionally good, and he has not made any move until now, with a calm expression on his face, and said meaninglessly: "So what? It's nothing more than taking a few concubines , do you still mind?"

"Of course I mind!" Cang Shuo roared.

It's ridiculous, if this person wants to make trouble or be violent, he just comes, why does he still intervene in his housework?It's a joke in the world.

"Three wives and four concubines are your business if you are happy. My wolf tribe follows monogamy, so don't make trouble for me!"

"Oh?"

The phoenix eyes narrowed sharply, and Chi Xie suddenly sneered: "But as far as I know, besides Shao Xuan, you also want to marry the daughter of a wolf patriarch, don't you?"

"You..." Cang Shuo was dumbfounded, how could he know this?

But think about it again, the Heavenly Monarch of the Upper Realm, knowing his name and identity, wanted to investigate more things about him, and it was as easy as pie.It's just that the investigation was done too quickly, and it was done so quietly that he didn't notice it at all.

However, this person actually investigated him secretly, which really surprised him.What is the motivation for doing this?Could it be that this person really cares about his affairs? ...but what is there to care about?

The more he thought about it, the weirder he felt, and the more he couldn't figure out what the other person was thinking, Cang Shuo twitched his lips, anyway, he didn't believe that this person had good intentions.He didn't want to explain either, he snorted coldly and said, "Whether it's none of your business."

As soon as the voice fell, I vaguely caught the abnormal light passing by the other party's eyes, which was fleeting, I don't know if it was an illusion.

Chi Xie slowly put down his teacup, and stared at Cang Shuo for a long time, until Cang Shuo thought that he was not going to speak any more, and then he heard him say in a low voice: "Every living thing in the world has only one heart, as the saying goes One heart and one mind. If you want to be half-hearted, you should have more hearts. Little beast, do you have enough hearts? If not, do you want to pick out your hearts, cut them into pieces, and distribute them to everyone? Individuals? Just in this way, how much can each person get? Exchange a broken heart for a complete heart, which is a good deal." The more he said, the more cold his tone was, and the thick sarcasm was as sharp as a knife blade .

"..." Cang Shuo stared at Chi Xie with his mouth slightly open, unable to utter a word for a while.

This person, one moment he was playing around with people viciously, but the next moment he lowered his face and made a long speech with sarcasm, which actually contained some reprimands.

But Cang Shuo couldn't figure it out, a dignified heavenly monarch, how could it be like this?Not to mention weird thoughts, but also so capricious.

In fact, if Cang Shuo knew the more capricious Phoenix, he wouldn't be surprised.Personality is also hereditary.

"No such thing..."

Cang Shuo resentfully said, feeling that it would be impossible not to explain: "I didn't agree to marry the patriarch's daughter, as long as I marry Shao Xuan, he will be the only one."

"Oh?"

Chi Xie's smile was not a smile, and the slightly raised corners of his lips overflowed with a deeper mockery: "But I think Shaoxuan seems to have another place in his heart."

Knowing that the person he was referring to was Zhe Luo, Cang Shuo rolled his eyes, and said disapprovingly: "So what? I would like to marry him to take care of him, it's my business. He wants to take care of that person, it's his business, why bother you?" to place the beak?"

This little bastard... A shadow quickly flashed between the handsome brows, and Chi Xie said coldly: "You are very low, you know?"

"you!……"

Cang Shuo was furious, if it wasn't for his body being unable to move, he would have jumped up and punched him.

"Stop talking crazy! Why, what qualifications do you have to say about me? At least I know who I should treat well, who I want to treat well, what about you? You are cruel and ruthless even to your own people. You don’t have a heart! Thanks to you, you still dare to speak out loudly, saying half-hearted, single-minded... It’s just a joke! What kind of bullshit Tianjun? You’re just a lunatic, a tyrant!”

After these words came out, those girls who had been pretending to be deaf and blind until now finally felt that they couldn't take it anymore, and became a little stiff from head to toe.In the past, it was just talking and talking, but at this point, it is already on the verge of breaking out, right?

If these two sons really fight, what should they do...

Carefully peeking at the face of the young man at the table, the whole face was shrouded in shadow, and it appeared that the pair of red eyes were extraordinarily red, seeming to be glistening with blood.

not good...

Just when the girls were wondering whether to hide or not, suddenly a cyan shadow flew into the window and settled on the open space between the table and the bed.

Looking again, the blue shadow was a man in green clothes, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, and a white jade hairpin on his head, making his skin as white and flawless as jade.There was a smile on the water-colored thin lips, a little gentle, but also a little careless, so that people couldn't help but sigh - what a handsome young man.

"It's you?" Chi Xie said indifferently, and didn't show any strangeness about the sudden appearance of this person.

But Cang Shuo, and even those few women, could clearly see that when this person appeared, the shadow on Chi Xie's face dissipated a lot, and even the color of his pupils seemed to be a little lighter, not so bright red anymore .

"Of course I miss you, so I came looking for you." The man stepped up to Chi Xie and blinked.

"How? Do you miss me too? Are you happy to see me?" Bending slightly, he asked, his voice so soft that it seemed to be dripping water.

"Yeah." Chi Xie replied, in fact, there was no hint of joy on his face, but he didn't mean to be very unhappy either.

"Hahaha……"

The man laughed and straightened up: "Actually, I came to see two old friends. I passed by here and felt that you were there. I just found you." He continued to laugh heartlessly.

The tender words were made as a joke, or the joke was played like a tender word. The fifth prince of the heavens - Shunhua, lived up to the name of romantic and affectionate.

Some people say that passionate people are the most unlucky; others say that passionate people actually have an infatuation in their bones, and it depends on whether others can attract it.

As for which type Shunhua belongs to, Chi Xie doesn't know, and he never thought of giving him a judgment.I have long been used to seeing his heartless smiling face, whether it is affectionate or ruthless.

"What are you doing?" Shunhua turned around and looked at the couch. Five women and one man raised their eyebrows.

"Tsk tsk, Chi Xie, why do you see this kind of drama? It's still sunny, you..." He shook his head, and the exaggerated moaning tone could make people draw a chest-beating expression in their minds. The picture of the ground comes.

We have known each other for a long time, how could Chi Xie not know him?So I didn't bother to talk to him, just let him talk nonsense.

"Hmm..." Shunhua held his chin, noticing that the man was a wolf demon.

"So that's the case. It's a beast, then it's no wonder." After saying that, he laughed a few times, which was quite meaningful.

Hearing those two words, Cang Shuo was already annoyed, and when he thought about the meaning of his words, he became even more furious, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense and spit blood on people! Such absurd You can figure it out, but others may not be able to do it, hmph... one is like this, and the other one is like this, the friend of a madman is indeed a madman!"

"Um?"

Shunhua tilted his head, and laughed again, and there were some inexplicable things in the laughter.

"Madman? Where is it? Why didn't I see it? I heard a mad dog barking. It's really disturbing."

"You—who are you calling a mad dog!?" Cang Shuo was furious.These guys from the sky, one by one is more excessive than the other, it is simply deceiving.

"Why? Don't you even have this bit of self-knowledge?"

Shunhua raised his eyebrows: "Before I came in, who was saying who was cruel, heartless, lunatic, or a tyrant? Did you say that? You said Chixie? Hehe, you really know Bark. In terms of nonsense, I am not as good as you."

"Joke!" Cang Shuo snorted coldly, "I'm just telling the truth, how can there be any nonsense?"

"It's all nonsense. You know Chi Xie? You know him? You don't."

Shunhua retreated to Chixie who was sitting at the table, put his arms around his shoulders, lowered his head, blinked at him, and said with a smile: "Our family Chixie is a majestic king, so he is not crazy, let alone heartless. yes, isn't it?"

Chi Xie glanced at Shunhua and ignored him.

"Really?" Shunhua refused to let go, shaking Chixie's shoulder.

Chi Xie raised his hand, went around to the side of Shunhua's waist, and stroked it twice, as a response to him.

Only then was Shunhua satisfied, and gave Cang Shuo a look of "Did you see that?"

Cang Shuo had indeed seen the interaction between the two of them, he could clearly see it in his eyes.However, he didn't think this could mean anything, but it felt weird.In my heart, there is an indescribable strangeness...

"Chi Xie, let's go drink."

Shunhua no longer cared about Cangshuo, and turned to Chixie to invite: "There is a time-honored tavern in a neighboring town. Every time I pass by this place, I go there to drink the sweet-scented osmanthus wine. I have long wanted to invite you to taste the sweet-scented osmanthus wine Wine, it’s a pity that the time is always staggered. Since today is just in time, let’s go together, okay?”

Chi Xie pondered for a while, then nodded: "Okay."

Standing up, looking at Cang Shuo, the expression on his face moved slightly, as if he wanted to say something for a moment, but in the end, he just said to the girls: "Look at him." Then he left with Shun Hua go.