The world of mortals laughs and laughs madly

After finishing the morning practice, Cang Shuo chatted with Bi Chao for a while, and felt hungry after chatting.Bi Chao then told him that lunch should be ready by this time.

So Cang Shuo said goodbye to Bi Chao and went to find Chi Xie.After all, Chi Xie is the master of this place, so he has the final say on whether or not to serve dinner and when to serve dinner.

Cang Shuo walked around the house for a while, and finally found his target in the study.

They have been together for quite a few days, and the more Cang Shuo comes into contact with Chi Xie, the more miraculous things in the world become.Let’s just say that this person is clearly an absolutely vicious villain in his bones, but he also does some things that don’t match his image.

For example, he played chess very well - anyway, Cang Shuo and Shun Hua never won a game.

For another example, he can play the guqin—although Cang Shuo only heard it once in total.

For another example, his paintings are very good - at least enough to make the mouth as hard as Cangshuo sincerely sigh that it is beautiful.

When Cang Shuo came into the study, Chi Xie was standing in front of the desk with a scroll of paintings spread out on the table. The man swiped the pen freely and retracted it freely, which made Cang Shuo admire and struggle every time.

He felt that compared to writing brushes, knives and swords were much easier to hold.

He knew that it would be better not to disturb him at this moment, so Cang Shuo didn't say anything immediately, but walked lightly to the desk, wanting to see what this man was drawing.

As soon as he stood still in front of the desk, Chi Xie stopped writing, raised his eyes, obviously he didn't notice Cang Shuo's arrival just now, and only slightly raised his eyebrows to look at him.

Cang Shuo blinked, not embarrassed, and asked casually, "Well, what are you drawing?" He walked around behind the table and took a closer look: "Oh, it's a dragon... um? Why don't you have eyes? You haven't drawn yet. Is it?"

Chi Xie could hear the eagerness in Cang Shuo's tone, so he lifted the paintbrush towards him, and said quietly, "Are you here to paint?"

"Me? This is not good...then I will not be polite." When he said "This is not good", Cang Shuo had already reached out to pick up the paintbrush, moved a few steps, stood in a better position to draw, and then slowly shot.

In fact, Cang Shuo is not interested in books or paintings, but isn't there an old saying called "painting the finishing touch"?Obviously this "eye" is the most critical and important.

Since Chi Xie just left a pair of eyes for him, it's okay for him to give it a try, isn't it?

Putting down the pen, I tapped two dots on the paper, lo and behold, I touched my chin: "Well, it seems too small, let's make it bigger..."

Look again: "No, I need to make it bigger... Eh? It seems too big. Then put on the eyelash cover, the eyelashes should be longer, and add a little beard by the way... Dragon horns... Claws like this... scales like this... and tail..."

Finally, my hands were a little sour, so I thought I'd stop here.He stopped his pen and took a look, then took a light breath: "Hey, what is this?"

"I want to know too." Chi Xie said.

He stood beside him, watching helplessly as Cang Shuo drew a dragon into four different strokes.Because that process seemed interesting, he didn't stop it, but looking at the consequences now, it's not very interesting.

"Uh, since everyone doesn't know, then forget it." Cang Shuo moved to the side while talking, "By the way, I heard that lunch is ready..." He kicked his feet and wanted to get away with oil, but He was wrapped around his waist by a whip, and he was brought over, his back hitting Chi Xie's chest.

"Don't worry." Chi Xie hugged Cang Shuo around the waist with his arm instead of the whip, and sat down in the chair, while Cang Shuo was led to sit between his legs.

"You ruined one of my paintings, so naturally you have to pay me one first." Saying that, Chi Xie picked up the paintbrush and stuffed it into Cang Shuo's hand, letting him hold it, and then took his hand again.

"Why do you..." Cang Shuo was a little bit nervous at first, but now he looked at it and felt baffled.

If so, how is it different from Chi Xie's own painting?

"You don't need me to draw for you at all, isn't it tiring?...Then why don't you let me stand here and wait for you to finish painting?" Cang Shuo discussed, not without trying Tried to break free, but failed.

Chi Xie didn't discuss with him at all, just took his hand and moved the brush to the top of the scroll.

"Just paint this thing and paint it into something else." Chi Xie said, the tip of the pen lightly fell on the paper, and started to draw.

"Anything else?" Cang Shuo was startled, first puzzled, then curious: "What?"

"I've seen the original form of a demon god, and there are two or three points similar to this painting. If I trace it again, I may be able to draw six or seven points of similarity."

"Really..." The demon god, a legendary creature that only hears its voice but does not see its shadow, made Cang Shuo a little curious about what the demon god would look like in its original form.So I stopped struggling... In fact, it was impossible to break free, so I simply drew and looked at it first.

Only then did he calm down a little, but he felt a sudden movement of the hand on his waist, and he got into the bottom of his trousers... hurriedly grabbed the arm, but he couldn't pull it out at all. He was surprised and annoyed: "What are you doing?" ? Didn’t you mean painting?”

"I'm painting." The deep and quiet words fell into Cang Shuo's ears, Chi Xie waved one hand on the scroll, and the other hand was on the hidden part of Cang Shuo's crotch, drawing circles infinitely gracefully Son.

"Are you...are you kidding me!" Cang Shuo's ears turned red with anger, he turned his head and glared at the person behind him, but before he could do anything, he was covered with a kiss, his lips and tongue were rubbed together again and again, Can't avoid, can't escape.

And that hand was already clenched lightly, wrapping around his body that was gradually starting to swell and heat up. The fingertips traced the mouth of the bell and then slid up and down. Seriously and half-seriously kneading.

That's why Cang Shuo said that this person is an out-and-out villain, and he couldn't tell from his haughty and arrogant appearance that this person is actually so vicious, such a wicked person.

Finally, the lips were released, and the slight pain from the lips told Cang Shuo that the lips were swollen from the kiss.Annoyed, but I can no longer be angry...

In other words, even if he was angry, he could no longer express it, at least not at this moment.

Turning your head away, seeing that hand dancing with his hand on the scroll, I can't help but admire from the bottom of my heart, each stroke is steady and easy, just like the other hand in a certain place ...

"You, draw faster..." Cang Shuo said in an unsteady voice, no longer struggling, even struggling is futile.Besides, there is no need.

Since that night, Chi Xie has been touching him from time to time, in such an intimate way... At first he was still in shock, thinking that what happened that night was just that night, and it passed by, but he didn't expect But it will continue.

Why he had to do this again and again, he never asked, so he still didn't understand until now, but he didn't want to bother to guess.Even if it's a new gimmick, since they are both men, there is no such thing as who suffers or who takes advantage.And compared to those previous tricks, this trick is much cuter.

Yao also has lust, at least physically speaking, he doesn't hate the feeling when Chi Xie touches him, nor does he hate the feeling when Chi Xie touches him.

In fact, thinking back later, maybe from the very beginning, he never really hated Chi Xie, it was all about anger or anger or various things, it was mood, not emotion.

Otherwise, even if the body is a body, it is impossible for him to accept touching each other with a really annoying person.

"This kind of thing should be done slowly." Chi Xie gently pressed his chin on Cang Shuo's shoulder, and said calmly.

I don't know what kind of thing he is referring to, or whether it is a combination of both.

"..." Cang Shuo's heartbeat slowed down a beat, and then gradually accelerated again.He closed his lips tightly and stopped talking, it didn't make sense anyway, besides, he didn't want to talk at this moment.So he won't be distracted, and can concentrate on feeling the already familiar palm, and can even clearly describe the lines and curves in the palm.

The familiar temperature, intensity, and rhythm of up and down are just because of familiarity, so people are accustomed to relax, let the pleasure sweep over, and gather in the palm of that hand continuously.

His eyes narrowed slightly, his vision was blurred, but his senses became clearer, and even his toes trembled.

Inadvertently caught a glimpse of the hand that was still painting, as stable as Mount Tai, without even the slightest tremor, and suddenly felt funny, this person is too capable of doing two things at once.

The corners of the mouth raised unconsciously, but it was not known whether it was intentional or not, the front of the avatar was scraped by a nail, the sudden stimulation disturbed the body and mind, and the whole body trembled, even the hands trembled.

On the scroll, there is a crooked line staggered.

"Who told you to move?" Chi Xie said softly, blowing into Cang Shuo's ear, and clenched his hands at the same time.

Cang Shuo was angry, and felt more and more that that must have been done on purpose.It's nothing if the hand is rubbed and hurt a little, but the place is pinched, it's really depressing... It's only a little bit short, damn it...

Taking a deep breath, a dull and hoarse voice came out of his throat: "You..."

Just as the word "you" was uttered, a striding figure suddenly burst into the door.

Cang Shuo immediately turned pale, and almost jumped up in shock, but was held tightly by an arm, and he was simply held, otherwise, if he really jumped up, the appearance of his crotch would be enough to make him jump. After retreating for 100 years, no one was seen.

So even if you feel like sitting on pins and needles, you can only sit peacefully.I saw Shunhua walking in, saying in a leisurely tone: "Chi Xie, good brother, I'm here again."

In recent days, Shunhua has come here more frequently than before.According to his own statement, he is concerned about Cang Shuo's cultivation situation, because there is an old friend of him in the Zimo sect.When the day of the battle comes, he will definitely follow to have a look.

As he was walking, Shunhua stopped suddenly, looked at the two sitting behind the table from afar, and raised his eyebrows.The picture of two big men sitting on the same chair really makes people have to pay more attention.

"What are you doing?" Shunhua asked, with a simple question of "I really don't know anything".

"Painting." Chi Xie said calmly, let go of Cang Shuo's hand, took the brush from his hand and put it aside.And the other hand also loosened slightly, moving it a few times as if with dexterous fingers.

Cang Shuo froze immediately, he grasped that hand tightly with both hands, his nails almost pierced into the flesh, but he still couldn't stop his movement, he began to caress again and again.

So Shunhua saw Cang Shuo's green and white face getting uglier, and nodded thoughtfully: "Huahua, what are you painting?"

"Devil God." Chi Xie said.

"Oh? It's that demon god you mentioned before? Let me see what it looks like." Shunhua said with interest, and continued to step forward.

In an instant, Cang Shuo's murderous intent suddenly arose, whether it was the people in front or behind...

But with a flick of Chi Xie's hand, the painting flew up and floated in front of Shunhua.Shunhua raised his hand to take it, held it up and looked at it for a while, then clicked his tongue and said, "Chi Xie, your painting skills seem to be worse than before! No matter how I look at this thing, it doesn't look like a thing?"

Chi Xie stopped talking, and asked again: "What's the matter with you?"

"Oh, Fairy Pianlian gave me two jugs of specially brewed bamboo wine yesterday, so I brought some snacks over to drink with you." After a short pause, he continued: "Of course there is this brother wolf."

Chi Xie nodded: "Understood, you go and wait first."

"Okay." After all, Shunhua is also a rational person, knowing that there are some things you can think about and ponder over, but you must never do them.

Then he let go, and sent the painting back to the table with the same technique, saying: "Then I will pass, you two, don't make me wait too long." After saying that, he blinked and smiled, turned around and left door to go.

As soon as the figure disappeared outside the door, Cang Shuo immediately turned his head and glared at the person behind him, but before he could even utter a word, his lips were firmly sealed, and his flexible tongue was eagerly messing with him. He said, from time to time, deep into the throat, tossing in and out, full of eroticism.

The idea of ​​clenching his teeth flashed across Cang Shuo's mind, but it disappeared with the violent hand.Suffering and suppressing until now, now there is no need to worry about it, once again being urged and persecuted like this, the tide of emotion will rush like mad.

When Chi Xie turned his head and bit his earlobe viciously, the tide instantly submerged and the embankment burst.

Chi Xie took a spare cloth towel from the table and wiped it clean for Cang Shuo.

At that time, Cang Shuo had gradually calmed down, staring at Chi Xie expressionlessly, when Chi Xie looked sideways and seemed to want to say something, Cang Shuo made a sudden move, and flung him away quickly.

A slap, crisp and firm.

A red mark quickly appeared on the handsome face, the color was very light, but it was shocking enough to appear on this face.

Chi Xie would receive this slap, so he naturally had no defenses in advance.There was a vague shadow in his eyes, and he fixedly looked back at Cang Shuo's staring gaze, apparently still not letting go of his hatred.

"Anyway, you said that my hand is already yours, or you can cut it off and take it." As he spoke, Cang Shuo pushed away the arm that was still around his waist, stood up and turned to Chi Xie, every word was engraved Tunnel: "Otherwise, as long as you do something like that just now, I will beat you again!"

Chi Xie raised his eyebrows, but the shadows in his eyes became lighter, he looked at Cang Shuo deeply for a moment, and asked, "Why are you angry?"

"Why do you say!" Cang Shuo gritted his teeth, "Don't you have any sense of shame?"

"Why shame?"

"You!...Don't pretend to be garlic, can you?"

Cang Shuo was so angry that his face turned blue and he clenched his fists tightly: "Just now if Shunhua came over and saw clearly what was going on behind the table, you Do you know what he would think?"

"It's nothing to do with him, so what does it matter what he thinks?" Chi Xie said, and paused: "Even if you let him know, it doesn't matter."

"...Are you crazy? Doesn't matter?"

Cang Shuo's eyes widened in disbelief, but he looked at Chi Xie with a genuinely indifferent expression of indifference. He was suddenly tired, and deeply felt that it was a waste of effort to argue with such a person.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, but why do you need to let him know?"

Cang Shuo rubbed his forehead, and said wearily: "Why provoke him to doubt and conjecture, anyway, I will leave sooner or later, I don't want to provoke these redundant..."

"You want to leave?" Chi Xie's eyes sharpened, and he stabbed Cang Shuo's face like a sword.

Cang Shuo was slightly stunned, but he still said straightforwardly: "Of course I want to leave. This is not my place." If you hadn't made things difficult for me, I would have left a long time ago... I muttered such a sentence in my stomach, but my heart For some reason, there was a sting, as if he was still hurt by that gaze, and it only started to attack now.

The more he looked back at those gloomy and complex eyes, the more piercing he felt, and his chest felt suffocated.

Suddenly feeling that he could no longer confront Chi Xie like this, Cang Shuo took two steps back, and said in a flat voice, "I'm hungry, let's go first, and you can do whatever you want." He gave Chi Xie a weird look, but didn't dare Look more, and immediately stride out of the door.

Until he left the study, Chi Xie still sat motionless in the distance, his hands clasped tighter and tighter on the armrest of the chair.

Little bastard...is it a wolf after all?

bump!A piece of wood was torn off the chair abruptly.

This was probably the first time that he really wanted to kill that wolf demon...

When the flowers are in full bloom, sitting among the flowers and trees, enjoying the fragrant breeze and bathing, with two jugs of fine wine and a few plates of sweet and delicious snacks, what a pleasant thing it is.

Beside the stone table, the three of them occupied each side and spoke a few words in a sparse manner, but the atmosphere was gloomy.

In fact, Shunhua has always been quite talkative, but the two next to him really don't give him face.

As far as he knew, this wolf demon was not originally a stuffy gourd type, but today he did it once, without saying a word, eating and drinking now and then, but his face looked like he didn't know what to eat and was absent-minded.

As for Chi Xie, it's even more outrageous. I don't know who provoked it. He looked pretty good before, but now he neither eats snacks nor drinks, and his face is so dark that people are afraid. The bloody hair and eyes made her look even more bloodthirsty.

Shunhua looked up to the sky and sighed.He clearly brought good things for them to taste, but he didn't want to feed them poison, all of them looked so dead...

Turning his eyes, he suddenly called out to Cang Shuo, took out an exquisite paper box from nowhere and put it in front of Cang Shuo.Open the box, there are four small round snacks inside, the white is slightly pink, and it looks pink and tender.

"This is called Sushou fruit, which is only found in the heavens. You probably haven't eaten it before, right? It tastes very good, try it." Shunhua recommended.

"Oh..." In fact, Cang Shuo likes to eat meat, and doesn't like to eat these pastries, but seeing that Shunhua is so enthusiastic, and he doesn't want to give him poison, he reluctantly gives it a try.

Picking up a piece of dessert, he took a bite and swallowed it without chewing much, but Shunhua asked, "How is it?"

"Hmm... a bit weak." Because I didn't taste it seriously at all.

"Try to eat a few more bites." Shunhua said with a smile.

So Cang Shuo had no choice but to eat a few more mouthfuls, and after these few mouthfuls, the whole dim sum would be finished. As for the taste, it was actually okay, but it didn't suit his taste.

Seeing that Shunhua was still staring at him so earnestly, he planned to reply "Not bad" and deal with it.Just as the word "no" slipped to his lips, his eyes suddenly went dark, and he didn't know anything.

Chi Xie was looking at him coldly, but when he saw him slumped on the table, he couldn't help being startled, got up and walked to the side, turned his face to take a closer look, and saw that he had indeed lost consciousness.

But for no reason, why?

Frowning slightly, looking at Shunhua, he asked in a deep voice, "What did you feed him?"

"Not long ago, Yu Sheng made a new kind of elixir, you probably haven't heard of it yet."

Shunhua showed no sign of apology, and said with a smile: "After taking this elixir, within six hours, I only remember who I am, and forget everything about what I have done and who I have known." In addition, the most important point is that although I don’t know many things, but because I only know and know myself too much, my words and deeds cannot contain the slightest falsehood.”

"So?" Chi Xie raised his eyebrows.

Shun Hua chuckled, "So, I suggested to Yu Sheng that we name this pill Zhenxin Pill."

The color of the red eyes deepened faintly: "...What do you mean?"

"Blazing evil."

Shunhua slowly suppressed his smile, and after a short moment of silence, he smiled again and said, "I know you. What about this wolf monster? How much do you think you know about him? You don't want to be sure." His sincerity?"

"..." Chi Xie was silent.

The fingertips reached the corners of Cang Shuo's eyes, followed the cheekbones all the way down, meandering from the cheeks to the corners of the mouth, and finally stroked those sharply curved lips.

The words that came out of these lips before, were they sincere?

From the very beginning, Cang Shuo was never willing to talk softly to him, so he felt that this little beast was really arrogant, so he suppressed the lesson until he was forced to admit defeat.But then I changed my mind, and felt that the little beast should be so arrogant, so it was better, so I let him show his teeth and claws, anyway, he can hurt others, but he can't hurt himself, and he is still in his own hands.

He always said that he was "playing", in fact, it shouldn't be considered as playing on purpose, but just thought of it by chance, so, so, who taught him that such and such is so interesting, this and such and such, he can't stop , I thought that it would be okay to continue like this.

Until I heard him casually say, want to leave?

It's inexplicable, he is still thinking about leaving?Is this the only thing in his mind?

Alright, if he really wants to leave so much and would rather die than leave, then let him die.Maybe it doesn't matter even if he dies, because then he can become the same kind of Shaoxuan...

Turning the wrist, the fingernails slowly slid across Cang Shuo's neck, lingering on the throat for a while, and finally withdrew his hand.

On the edge of the bed, Chi Xie sat quietly alone, never taking his eyes off Cang Shuo who was lying on the bed.

So when Cang Shuo woke up, he knew immediately, and continued to watch and wait until Cang Shuo's distracted eyes gradually focused, moved up and down, left and right, and finally sat up, facing him. people here.

The two pairs of eyes looked at each other for a while, finally Cang Shuo spoke first, and asked, "I am Cang Shuo, who are you?" There was confusion in his tone, but he was not flustered, after all, his temper was still there .

Chi Xie unexpectedly recalled how much Cang Shuo had been tortured by him for this name, but now he declared his family name in the first sentence.

It turns out that the different ways of meeting lead to different treatment.

"I am Chi Xie." He replied, paused, and drew two words in the air with his fingertips. The handwriting came out with red smoke, and then dispersed with the red smoke.

"Oh!" So Cang Shuo understood that it was Chi Xie, not Chi Ye.After all, it is the same person, and even the misunderstanding is exactly the same.

"Where is this?" he asked.

"My residence." Chi Xie said.

"Why am I here?"

"You've been poisoned, and you can't remember anything. I'll bring you back to take care of you. You'll recover in a few hours. Don't worry." Chi Xie brought out the words he had already thought up.He knew the effect of the elixir, so he could naturally imagine what questions Cang Shuo would have when he woke up.

"So that's it." Cang Shuo had a look of sudden realization.Obviously, he also knew that something was wrong with him, but he was wary of Chi Xie, so he didn't directly ask about these abnormalities.

He just doesn't remember, it's not that he's brainless.

He thought, now that he has understood the situation, anyway, he will recover in a few hours, so there is no need to worry too much for the time being.

Taking a closer look at the red-haired and red-eyed man sitting on the edge of the bed, he thought to himself, even if he remembered, he probably had never seen anyone more handsome than this man.

Turning his thoughts, he said: "Chi Xie, you are not a demon, you are not a mortal, your aura... are you a fairy?"

Chi Xie remained silent for a while before answering: "I am Tianjun. You can just call me by my first name." Just now, it was the first time Cang Shuo called his name...

"Well, Chi Xie..."

Cang Shuo lowered his eyes, avoiding the flickering light in Chi Xie's eyes, then raised his eyes again and asked, "What's the relationship between me and you? Are you good friends?"

Even if I don't remember anything, I still have an instinctive perception of races.Gods and demons are supposed to be two unrelated races, but he is sitting on the bed in a Tianjun's house, presumably there is a certain friendship.

Chi Xie stared at Cang Shuo's simple questioning face, leaned forward, and cupped his cheeks.

Cang Shuo felt strange, but he didn't feel the slightest hostility from the other party, so he didn't move, just sat quietly and watched.

Therefore, Chi Xie was able to smoothly imprint a superficial kiss on the edge of Cang Shuo's lips, and then fixedly looked into his sharply flickering eyes, and said deeply: "That's the relationship."

"This..." Cang Shuo widened his eyes, extremely surprised: "This is impossible... how is it possible?"

Not to mention that one of them is a demon and the other is a heavenly monarch... Both of them are out-and-out men, how can they be involved in that kind of relationship?

It was unbelievable at all, and even the look in Chi Xie's eyes became weird.

Chi Xie knew that he was on guard against him again, so he stood up and said quietly, "Come with me, I'll show you something."