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Shao Yanli hailed a taxi, and on the way home, she remembered that A Pian had made her dizzy and forgot to ask him to return her wallet, but she wasn't too annoyed, there was a faint fragrance on her body, which was left by A Pian, very good The aroma reminded him of the hot kiss just now, his heart was confused again, he sighed, and had a premonition that he would be self-reliant again tonight.

Due to the "Aventure" at night, Shao Yanli didn't have the mind to do anything else, and went straight to the bedroom when he got home. He skillfully found the CD he liked the most. Unfortunately, the content of the CD didn't attract him at all tonight, so he had to think about A Pian's moment just now. With a frown and a smile, and the kiss he took the initiative to send, the excitement quickly surged up, and he had to admit that the little fraudster was more outstanding than he imagined. Except for his bad temper, everything was perfect, but it was a pity that the kitten ran away. It was too fast, and there was no chance for him to chat more.

Imagining stimulated the excitement of the senses, and soon the lust reached its peak. Just when Shao Yanli felt the climax was coming, a burst of tick-tock calls pulled him out of the exciting fantasy, his body trembled, and the desire All vented out.

Shao Yanli leaned against the bed, enjoying the satisfaction after venting, and didn't bother to answer the phone call that knew nothing about current affairs. Unfortunately, the caller obviously had more perseverance than him, so he shook the onion ticking loudly. After 1 minute, Shao Yanli Finally defeated, cleaned up the dirt, leaned over to pick up the mobile phone on the table, and shouted: "Do you know what time it is?"

The other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and then replied: "56:38:[-]."

Clear and playful voice, this time it was Shao Yanli who was in a daze. He had just met A Pian, and he didn't expect him to call so soon. He thought it was that annoying senior who urged the manuscript.

"Pian?"

"It's 42 seconds now."

Shao Yanli smiled, and Ah Pian could not help but smile, and asked, "What are you doing? Why are you so slow to answer the phone?"

Uh……

Shao Yanli glanced at the passionate scene that was still playing on the big screen opposite, and hurriedly looked for the remote control to turn it off. Unexpectedly, the remote control was placed beside the bed, but he couldn't hold it firmly, and the remote control fell to the ground. He leaned forward to pick it up, while covering up: "Sleeping... It's so late, of course I'm sleeping."

"Oh?" A Pian asked in disbelief, "Why do you have such a strong taste that you want to fall asleep by listening to these pornographic things?"

"pornography……"

The remote control fell under the bed, and Shao Yanli leaned over to hook it several times but failed to get it, so he simply gave up and directly turned off the main power of the TV, and said calmly, "You heard it wrong, it was the sound from the next door."

"Really? Then you really worked hard." A Pian asked with a smile: "To be honest, wasn't my kissing skill very good just now?"

Being told what was on his mind, Shao Yanli's heart skipped a beat, but he snorted, "You're good too? You're so young that your teeth are sore."

"What, don't be ignorant, I've lived among thousands of flowers, and I didn't touch my body. If it weren't for your kindness, I wouldn't be cheap for you today."

Shao Yanli suddenly felt a little sour, but thinking about A Pian's background and his enthusiasm just now, it is impossible for him to deal with the left hand as purely as himself. A Pian didn't hear him speak for a long time, and said with a smile: " Do you want to fuck me?"

With a sly and clever laugh, like a cat who got cheap and behaved, Shao Yanli's heart beat even harder, and she wanted to nod and say yes instinctively, but A Pian's voice suddenly turned severe, and she shouted: "Sex maniac, don't let it go your way." Fuck me, you want to fuck me for 3 yuan, you have a good idea!"

Before Shao Yanli's words could be spoken, he was beaten back to his original shape.

Does this guy have a split personality?How did the mood change so quickly?But he was right in saying one thing, Shao Yanli groaned and thought, if A Pian knew that she was really obsessed with him, and if he was the main character from the beginning to the end, how would she retaliate against herself.

"Don't be sentimental!" He said sternly, "I want to say, give me back the wallet!"

"Okay, if you tell me the right time to take me away, I'll return it."

Speaking confidently, Shao Yanli could completely imagine Ah Pian's proud expression at the moment, which made him have the urge to hit the opponent, snorted, and said, "It was when I bent down to check the bicycle tires, right!?"

A Pian was taken aback, and asked instinctively, "Uh, how did you guess that?"

Shao Yanli smiled, it's not hard to guess, isn't what writers are best at is layout and analysis?It is easy to understand after thinking about the experience of that night. If he was a thief, he would definitely choose that time to attack his prey when they were in a panic.

"You don't need to know this, you just need to return the wallet to me."

"not return!"

"Why?" Shao Yanli asked strangely: "It was agreed, why didn't you keep your promise?"

"Ha, let a fraudster keep his promise, you drown a fish first and show me."

Indifferent but plausible, Shao Yanli laughed back angrily, he is not interested in drowning a fish, he just wants to drown this dishonest little fraudster now!

"Actually..." Seemingly receiving Shao Yanli's strong angry radio waves, A Pian muttered, "I spent a little money in your wallet."

"I'm very interested to know, how much is that little money?"

"It's not much, I just bought two bags of potato chips, three bags of shrimp cakes, seven pieces of glutinous rice cakes, and several buckets of snowflake ice... I'm going to buy supper now, you won't object?"

Shao Yanli shook his head feebly, well, these things really don’t cost much, he didn’t want to talk about it, but A Pian refused to let him go, and asked again: “Actually, I’m also interested in a pair of plaid diamond earrings, and BLV Perfume, and a Burberry bag, do you mind if I buy it?"

The wallet is in your hand, I said mind, will you listen?

Listening to A Pian's muttering, Shao Yanli felt her blood pressure rising sharply, and shouted: "It's up to you, no one cares if you max out your credit card, ancestor!"

"beep!"

Strong resentment flew over along with the roar, A Pian immediately hung up the phone wisely, and finally her ears were quiet, Shao Yanli threw the phone aside, turned off the light and lay down, thinking helplessly how things would turn out like this, finally It was that idiot fraudster who was jumping with anger all day long, when did this role switch to him?

The phone vibrated twice, and there was a gentle music sound, Shao Yanli took it over angrily, opened it, it was A Pian's text message, and there was only one sentence - thank you for saving me tonight.

The depression immediately disappeared without a trace. Looking at the screen, Shao Yanli smiled and sighed for a long time. He knew that this time he was cut into the hands of this little fraudster.

Shao Yanli thought that A Pian had cheated him of his wallet and would not contact him again in the short term. He could use this quiet time to write articles, but he did not expect that it was himself who contacted him first because of the pornographic CD purchased online.

In fact, Shao Yanli had placed an order for a CD for a long time, but it never arrived. He was rushing to draft and didn't notice it. After looking through the DVDs on his hand many times, he finally found something wrong. He checked his mailbox and found that the merchant had already It was shipped, and I checked it according to the courier number, and found that the goods had been signed for. Looking at the time, it was two days ago.

The apartment where Shao Yanli lives has very good service. If the resident is not at home, the guard will help sign for the parcel. He thought it was the guard who forgot to give it to him after signing for it, so he called to inquire. Who knew it was not the guard who signed for it, but his friends.

"Is it Xiao Ding?"

Xiao Ding often came to him, and the guards knew they were friends, so it was no surprise that Xiao Ding signed. friend."

puff!

Shao Yanli dedicated the sip of black tea he just drank to the earth, coughing and asking, "Who!?"

"A Pian." Afraid that Shao Yanli might not be able to hear clearly, the guard raised his voice considerately, and said, "He has your written permission."

Are you idiots?Who gets mail with permission these days?It's so weird that you don't even use your brain to think about what's going on?And he hasn't written documents by hand in more than ten years, except for signing!

Shao Yanli recovered from the chatter and found that the guard had hung up the phone long ago. He swears and immediately called A Pian. The phone rang for a long time but no one answered it. He turned it off angrily and switched to a text message. , In a word-return my mail bag immediately!

There was still no reply to the text message. It was not until the afternoon, a few hours later, that Shao Yanli's cell phone rang. Seeing that it was A Pian, he answered it immediately, and asked, "Why are you calling now?"

"You're on fire, only a fool will answer your phone call." A Pian's nonchalant voice came over, and said: "Didn't it just take a few CDs from you, you don't need to be so stingy as a big man."

If he is stingy, he won't let someone steal his wallet and not call the police, and let the thief spend it casually!

However, after several conversations with Ah Pian, Shao Yanli has already learned how to behave. For unreasonable people, he is either more unreasonable than him, or completely ignores them. Deceiving the teacher compared his character, so he said with a good temper: "I am stingy, so please return the things, OK?"

"OK, OK, I'll take it for you when I have time. I'm busy now, so I'll call you again, Azhai."

Shao Yanli wanted to say more, but the phone was hung up. Ah He seemed to be really busy and didn't chat with him as usual. Shao Yanli put down the phone, and when he was about to type, he suddenly thought of an important question.

How did A Pian know that the parcel was a CD?It is impossible for him to have clairvoyance, there is only one possibility...

How dare you open his email privately, this fraudster who has no concept of privacy at all!

Shao Yanli turned his anger into motivation. In one afternoon, he typed [-] more words than usual. The new chapter ended successfully. After typing the last word, Shao Yanli pushed the keyboard away contentedly, leaned back on the chair, Thinking about it, A Pian is not useless at all, at least his existence can easily become motivation.

The work was finished ahead of schedule, and Shao Yanli decided to take her own vacation at night. This is the advantage of being a SOHO. You can arrange your time freely according to the progress, and you don’t need to look at anyone’s expressions. nag him.

After dinner, Shao Yanli went to a gym next to the apartment to do fitness. As he had always explained, apart from working at home, he had no relationship with nerds at all. He did fitness in his leisure time for eight hours a day, and went downstairs after the gym I drank two cups at the PUB, seeing that it was getting late, and then went home.

The air outside was hot and dry in summer. Shao Yanli came out of the air-conditioned room, not used to the sweltering heat. He tore off the collar of his shirt and hurried back, wanting to take a shower and go to bed early.

Passing the police station around the corner, he thought of Shu Qinghe, and instinctively glanced at it. It happened that the door of the police station opened, and Shu Qinghe came out from inside. He was wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, and he looked like he had just returned home from get off work.

Seeing Shao Yanli, Shu Qinghe ran over, raised his hands and greeted with a smile: "Hey!"

Shao Yanli stopped, "I haven't seen you recently."

"Because you don't go out. In fact, it is more difficult to see you than to see the president." Shu Qinghe swept across Shao Yanli's chest, and the shirt that was opened to the chest let the skin below the neck be seen. His cheeks flushed slightly, which was fortunately covered by the night Feeling embarrassed, smelling the alcohol on Shao Yanli, he asked with a smile, "Did you drink with your friends?"

"No, it's just me," Shao Yanli pointed to the PUB not far away, "I went to exercise just now, and I was thirsty, so I stopped by for a drink or two. That one is good, you can go and sit."

Shu Qinghe smiled, "I'm a policeman, so I can't drink."

You were not asked to drink while on duty.

Shu Qinghe smiled, making Shao Yanli swallow his complaints. Looking at him, he couldn't help but think of A Pian. They are all about the same age. Why is his temper so bad?The little fraudster would be cuter if he smiled more.

As soon as Shao Yanli finished thinking about it, she laughed at herself, thinking that the little liar was associated with the police, and she felt stupid again.

"Are you busy at work?" he asked.In fact, he doesn't like chatting with people very much, but Shu Qinghe has helped him, and emotionally he has regarded Shu Qinghe as a friend.

"Fortunately, the police station, what's the big deal, I got dizzy counting ants today."

Shao Yanli was very thankful that he didn't drink water now, otherwise he couldn't guarantee whether he would give Shu Qinghe a free refreshing bath on his face, and asked with a smile, "What will you do in winter?"

"Counting snowflakes in winter." Shu Qinghe finished his answer seriously, seeing Shao Yanli couldn't help laughing, he also smiled, spread his hands, and said: "Well, this is my fantasy, if you want to see snowflakes, you can only go to the mountains, How about going to the mountains to see the snow this winter, are you interested?"

"Okay, let's go together."

Shao Yanli agreed, thinking that with A Pian's active personality, she would be very happy if she knew to go to the mountains to see the snow.

It seemed that he did not expect Shao Yanli to agree so quickly. Shu Qinghe was taken aback for a moment, and then his eyebrows and eyes were raised happily. Shao Yanli remembered the last time he lost his wallet and asked, "By the way, do you have time this Saturday?"

"I have to go to work on Saturday, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing. If you have time, let's have a meal together. Last time you helped me find my wallet, I haven't thanked you yet."

Although the wallet did not escape the fate of being stolen in the end, Shao Yanli sighed helplessly when thinking of that wayward guy.

After hearing what he said, Shu Qinghe's eyes lit up, and he nodded immediately, "Okay, but can we postpone it until night? I'll be free after get off work."

You are not bound to go to work now, are you?

Shao Yanli thought about his work schedule, and it was actually better for him to have dinner at night, at least he didn't have to worry about work progress, so he made an appointment with Shu Qinghe at seven o'clock in the evening. As for the location, Shu Qinghe was the protagonist, and he asked Shu Qinghe to choose, Shu Qinghe smiled and said: "Then I'll send you a text message later, the great writer treats you, I have to think about where to go."

"You don't want to take advantage of the opportunity to exploit, do you?" Seeing the little policeman thinking seriously, Shao Yanli was a little amused.

"Exploitation is not possible, but it is inevitable to take advantage of the opportunity to slaughter it. You suggested it."

Shao Yanli found out that Shu Qinghe actually liked joking when he took off his police uniform. When he heard that he was inviting him, his eyes shone with joy, his brows were slightly raised, and he seemed very excited. After all, he was a young man who was locked up in a small police station all day counting ants He is not bored, even Shao Yanli feels bored for him.

After the two made an appointment, Shao Yanli bid farewell and left, while Shu Qinghe did not leave. He stood there and watched Shao Yanli's disappearing back. Thinking of something, he sighed lightly.

When Shao Yanli returned to the apartment, he saw a few obasans chatting happily together at the door, and there were two guards beside him. Shao Yanli couldn't remember any recent activities in the community, so he asked one of the guards, "What happened?"

"Recently, the guy who broke into the empty door nearby was caught. He caught one and pulled out a lot. I heard that the thief's den was in an ordinary apartment facing the street. I don't know how he was spotted by the police, and then he even got caught. , The police from our police station also went to help, it was a busy day, Mr. Shao, did you hear the police car this morning?"

Shao Yanli shook his head. In order to concentrate on his work, he once renovated the house and replaced the windows with highly sound-proof materials, so he didn't hear it at all. Hearing what the guard said, he suddenly became a little worried about A Pian, thinking that the one who was trapped would not be His fraud group, but immediately remembered that A Pian had called him in the afternoon, and couldn't help laughing at his wild thinking. If something happened to A Pian, he would not be able to contact him leisurely.

Shao Yanli returned home, sweating all over his body. He went to take a shower first, and just changed into his pajamas when he heard the doorbell ringing outside. He thought it was Xiao Ding who came to urge the manuscript, so he stepped over to open the door while wearing slippers. I found the courier brother standing at the door, and took a postal package for him to sign.

Shao Yanli didn't remember that he had bought anything online recently, but it might have been a gift from the publishing house. He took the little brother's pen and signed it, and there was a faint fragrance. I don't know if it was from the courier or from a postal package.

After signing, Shao Yanli took the mail package and thanked him. The courier didn't say anything, turned around and left in a hurry. Shao Yanli closed the door, and suddenly felt something was wrong. Usually, the mail from the apartment is collected by the guards, and I will tell them to pick it up later. It's impossible. Ask the courier to go directly into the apartment. Speaking of the courier, he seems to have not raised his head from the time he appeared to the time he left, with the brim of his hat lowered, as if he was afraid that someone would find something.

Shao Yanli hurriedly opened the parcel, and saw that the anti-shock foam bag on the top of the box had been sprayed with a lot of colored paint, and cute little turtles of different colors were lined up in a row. Then he opened the bag, and underneath were the pornographic CDs he bought online. The transparent paper wrapped around it was torn off, and one of them was written with a silver oil-based pen——read it all, you really are a sex maniac, A Pian identified.