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In the morning, Shao Yanli woke up at [-]:[-] as usual, and looked at the side, A Pian was still sleeping, curled up, quietly like a kitten, and only then would he be so honest, if he woke up, Shao Yanli thought, Even if it has anything to do with cats, it is definitely a wild cat.

Shao Yanli didn't disturb his sleep. He got dressed and went to the kitchen to make breakfast. He usually buys breakfast when he runs in the morning, but today there is one more person, so it's not good to make do with it. I ordered two egg pancakes, and the breakfast was just ready, when the sound of tapping footsteps sounded, A Pian came out of the bedroom rubbing her eyes.

He was wearing a T-shirt on his upper body, which was a little too big. Shao Yanli saw that it belonged to him, and there was only a pair of underwear on his lower body, as if he hadn't woken up yet. When he saw himself, he said hello casually, and fell down on the sofa again. above.

"Sleep more if you're not feeling well."

The boy only wore a pair of shorts, which made his legs look more slender, and the soft color in the sun, coupled with the double silver chains on his ankles, made him even more eye-catching. Shao Yanli's heart beat half a beat faster when he saw it. Go to squat down, touch his cheek, and say: "I just finished cooking, why don't you eat first, and then go back to sleep."

A Pian didn't open her eyes, she just rubbed against his palm, making Shao Yanli feel like a well-behaved cat, yawned, and said, "I don't eat breakfast, do you have a cigarette?"

Shao Yanli was taken aback, "Do you smoke?"

"Yeah, it's better to be strong. Recently, I've been paying close attention to the notice. I don't dare to take drugs casually, so I have to use cigarettes to solve it."

Shao Yanli's hand stroking A Pian's cheek stopped. His father is a doctor, and he is very particular about the way of self-cultivation, so he has never smoked since he grew up. , not only smoking but also taking drugs, although this is not surprising, given his identity and background, it would be strange if he doesn't drink anything.

Sensing Shao Yanli's surprise, A Pian opened her eyes, the tiredness from just now was gone in her pupils, she raised her hand and pushed Shao Yanli's arm away, sat up, looked at him mockingly, and said, "What? I went to bed?"

Shao Yan Li Dingding looked at him without speaking.

Ah Pian didn't care, stood up and went back to the bedroom, said: "Don't worry, I won't rely on you to make you responsible, we are all men, just let each other vent, lend me a pair of pants, I'll go right away."

"A Pian."

Shao Yanli chased after him, stopped him, pulled his shoulders to make him face himself, and said, "Yesterday, I heard from the guard that a criminal group was arrested nearby, and I am very worried about you."

"What are you worried about me? Do you think I'll be so stupid that someone gets caught? Besides, even if I get caught, it has nothing to do with you, and you can't be implicated. "

A Pian's eyes were a bit cold. Although she didn't push him away, she was clearly resisting contact with him. Shao Yanli didn't care, and asked, "Why did you borrow my pants? Don't you have a courier's outfit?"

"That super old-fashioned one, if you wear it out, you will be laughed to death."

"But you came to me wearing it last night," Shao Yanli looked at him and asked, "Didn't you feel rustic then?"

"That's..." Ah Pian was at a loss for words, rolled her eyes, and said, "That's because I want to see you laugh, a group of little turtles are following you, you are Grandpa Turtle, ha..."

"Good grandson, what are you calling Grandpa?"

"Damn it, you dare to take advantage of me!"

A Pian realized that she was being scolded. Seeing Shao Yanli smiling, she raised her leg and kicked. Grinning in pain, he withdrew his paws halfway, causing his body to lose balance. Fortunately, Shao Yanli supported him in time to avoid close contact with the earth.

"Tell me, how did you sneak in last night pretending to be a courier?"

Shao Yanli felt that the security measures in the apartment he lived in were well done. A Pian must have done some tricks to sneak in. If it was just to see his own jokes, there is no need to go through such troubles at all, unless he also likes himself, at least he cares , Only when he cares about a person, he will go so hard to get close to him. He doesn't know if he guessed wrong, but he hopes that he guessed right.

Ah Pian blinked, her pupils reflected a beautiful amber color in the sunlight, and she looked more and more like a cunning cat. With Shao Yanli's support, she stood firm, looked at him face to face, suddenly laughed and said, "You seem to be He cares about me very much, so it can't be that he likes me, right?"

Being stared at by bright eyes, Shao Yanli suddenly felt at a loss, her calf was a little itchy, A Pian raised her feet, rubbed against his legs, leaned against him, straightened his collar, looked up The head smiled and looked at him, and said: "But I am very expensive, and I smoke and take drugs, cheat people, spend money indiscriminately, and don't do housework. You think about it carefully, are you really planning to keep me?"

The sweet and soft voice, with a seductive aroma, makes people know that it is a trap, but they still jump into it irresistibly. Shao Yanli looks at the provocative young man who is tired of him, and for some reason, he sees through this gorgeous The arrogant shell, seeing the loneliness inside, after the close contact last night, he felt that A Pian was not as extreme as he appeared on the surface, he was doing it on purpose, like a pet, deliberately doing some harmless bad things, To attract the owner's attention.

Not getting an answer, A Pian raised her delicate eyebrows and said, "Tell me, what's so good about me that you like it so much?"

Where is A Pian?He doesn't know, maybe because he likes it, he can look anywhere.

"What are you looking at?" Still did not get an answer, and being stared at, A Pian felt a little shy, put away her seductive smile, turned to look at herself, and asked strangely.

Shao Yanli didn't speak, wrapped his arms around his waist, and pressed a kiss on his lips lightly, feeling that A Pian wanted to resist, he increased the strength of his arms around his waist, and kissed him more fervently, as if declaring ownership , does not allow his retreat.

"asshole……"

Ah Pian symbolically kicked Shao Yanli twice before quieting down, and obediently obeyed his encroachment. Shao Yanli kissed for a long time before withdrawing from the intimate closeness reluctantly. Concentration is not that good.

Shao Yanli saw that A Pian's lips were ravished red by him, and his pupils were watery, and his heart sank a little involuntarily. He took his hand to go to the bathroom, watched him finish washing, and pulled him all the way. Come to the table.

"What are you doing?"

"Have a meal."

The porridge was a bit cold, Shao Yanli reheated it again, put it in a bowl, put it in front of A Pian together with the pancakes, and said, "In my house, smoking and drugs are not allowed, just eat obediently for me."

"You don't care about me, I'm not your who...well..."

Shao Yanli stuffed a piece of marinated chicken with chopsticks into his mouth, A Pian's cheeks puffed up, she obediently chewed the rice, and stopped talking, maybe she was really hungry, when she found the food was good, she didn't bother anymore, He finished his meal with his head down, and then pushed the bowl to Shao Yanli, motioning for another bowl.

If you don't eat breakfast, you are not hungry at all.

Shao Yanli helped him serve the porridge again. After Ah Pian finished eating, he packed up the tableware and took it to the sink to wash. When he returned to the living room, A Pian had already changed his clothes into jeans and a small T-shirt, but it was still him. Yes, Ah Pian is relatively thin, and Shao Yanli's clothes look a little bigger on him, but fortunately, the clothes are of good quality, even if the size is slightly different, they will not lose their shape, but there is a sense of freshness, Shao Yanli touched his chin He looked up and down and said, "It seems that I haven't worn this suit yet."

"It took me a long time to find this suit, A Zhai, you are too fat, you should lose some weight." A Pian looked at the mirror a few times and nodded with satisfaction.

It doesn't seem to be the problem, shouldn't you ask him, the Patriarch, before flipping through the clothes?However, maybe he shouldn't be too demanding of a con artist, and... Seeing A Pian happily taking pictures in front of the mirror, Shao Yanli had to say that seeing A Pian wearing his own clothes, he was actually quite happy. happy.

"Are you going out?" he asked.

"Yeah, I want to make money, how about supporting myself?" A Pian gave him a normal look.

"That...are you..." Shao Yanli coughed, feeling a bit hard to ask.

A Pian stopped the fashion show, turned to look at him, seemed to be waiting for him to continue, Shao Yanli spread her hands and asked: "I heard that some college students will be cheated by fraudulent groups when they come out to find a job. Asking to do things, such as making scam calls or something... wouldn't you do the same?"

After the two had just had a relationship, it seemed too straightforward to ask this question, but he really wanted to know about A Pian's identity and background. He had no right to interfere with A Pian's habit of drinking and taking drugs, but at least it was okay to know about it, right?

A Pian was taken aback for a moment, then put on a smiling face and said sweetly: "Yes."

"Really?"

"Fake!" A Pian turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and shouted at him: "Of course it's fake, you pig! Am I stupid enough to be deceived?"

you have!

In order to avoid being violently treated, Shao Yanli cleverly swallowed the answer that rushed to his lips.

"Okay, it's not as complicated as you think. I just do things. Everyone has to do things to support themselves. There is no distinction between high and low professions. So, nymphomaniac, please don't have professional prejudice."

dare not!

A Pian couldn't hear Shao Yanli's complaints, so she looked at him with a smile and asked, "Do you feel sorry? I'm not a college student, and I don't have a miserable life experience. I'm waiting for you to come to the hero to save the beauty. On the contrary, I am here every day Liar, maybe one day you will be caught by the police, and you will be implicated?"

If Ah Pian knew Shao Yanli better, she would never say that. Shao Yanli's thinking, in Xiao Ding's words, was on the normal track, so he didn't have any regrets at the moment. On the contrary, he was very fortunate. With A Pian's IQ, she was really lucky that she was not deceived into doing things. As for A Pian who cheats people every day... Shao Yanli thought, how stupid must that person be to be deceived by him?

"Here, this is for you."

A Pian took out his wallet, Shao Yanli thought he had a sex change, but he took out everything in the wallet, only handed the wallet to himself, and put the money and credit card back in his pocket.

"The ancients said that there is a way to steal. If you guessed correctly last time, of course I will pay you back." A Pian looked at him with a smile, "Although I am a fraudster, I am a fraudster who keeps my promise!"

Hey, Pirates Youdao is not used in this way, is it?What's the use of just having a wallet when everything inside is gone?

Shao Yanli weighed the wallet and said, "Don't you think it's much lighter?"

"Is there any problem?" A Pian raised her eyebrows and looked at him angrily, "I have fulfilled my promise and returned the wallet to you, what else do you want!"

Shao Yanli felt that he had improved a lot recently. After hearing these words, he didn't throw Ah Pian out of the window. He looked at his watch. It was already past nine o'clock, and it was already past working hours. He really didn't need to waste his time. Hua spent discussing the good and evil of human nature with the scammer, returned the wallet to A Pian, and said, "I don't want it anymore, I give it to you."

"What about money and credit cards?"

"Send it to you too."

"I don't see how generous you are." A Pian was very happy, and hurriedly reached out to snatch it back, as if she was afraid that he would repent, and said with a smile: "You said this, then I will not be polite. Oh, I have to go to work, goodbye, Azhai."

Satisfied, A Pian put the money and credit card back into the wallet, ran to Shao Yanli, hugged his neck and kissed him, and ran out without waiting for his response. When it was heard, Shao Yanli woke up from the sluggishness.

What a proud and fickle cat!

Shao Yanli touched the corner of her lips that had just been kissed, and thought with a wry smile.

Ah Pian left, leaving only the package of pornographic CDs he brought last night in the living room. Shao Yanli laughed dumbfounded when he saw a row of little turtles piled inside. He packed the package and went to the study to start his morning work—two articles Translating business materials in French, but the quality of work today is very poor, my brain is muddled, those French words are circling in my mind, turning into the appearance of A Pian from time to time.

It cannot be blamed on him, because the experience last night was too impactful, and even now, he still can't believe it is true. He has been to a same-sex bar, let alone opened a room with others, because he doesn't like to communicate with strangers, and he doesn't like unsure communication. He thinks that is too risky, but he actually did it in his own home with outsiders. Those who don't understand at all can be called people who are still strangers.

However, there is no regret at all, on the contrary, he is very happy, maybe he is tired of the life of doing things at home every day, maybe it is because the other party is A Pian.

Shao Yanli was thinking wildly in front of the computer, when suddenly there was a sound behind him, and someone whispered, "You are very good, and you can also write pornographic novels in English."

There was a gentle exhalation sound from his neck, Shao Yanli hurriedly turned her head, and saw A Pian standing behind him with her chin resting on his shoulder, looking at the computer in amazement.

It's in French, and it's commercial material, not English erotica!

The roaring horse galloped feebly in his heart, Shao Yanli asked, "Didn't you go to work?"

"I walked halfway and suddenly didn't want to go, so I came back. I'm so tired, I blame you for doing so hard last night." After A Pian finished speaking, she saw a round sofa in the corner. The sofa was very wide and joined together. It can be used as a bed, he walked over, curled himself up on the sofa, and said, "This sofa is really soft, you can enjoy it, Azhai."

The words full of resentment, in Shao Yanli's ears, automatically transformed into a disguised form of praise for him, remembering the appearance of A Pian moaning under him last night, her heartbeat lost its normal rhythm again, and said: "The sofa was made by me on purpose." I asked someone to do it, sometimes I am tired from doing things, and I will rest here, if you are not feeling well, just sleep for a while, I will accompany you."

"I don't want to sleep here, who knows if you will become a beast and eat me again."

The young man muttered dissatisfiedly, but his eyes were narrowed, and he seemed to be enjoying himself. The sofa was huge, but he shrank himself in the corner, turned his head and looked at Shao Yanli's study curiously. When looking at the bookshelves, his eyes lit up. The bookshelves are so big that they almost occupy the entire wall. The books are arranged densely by type. Some exquisite jade objects are placed at intervals on the bookshelves, bringing the fragrance of books to the room amidst the elegance.

"Damn, you have a lot of books." A Pian was stunned by the gorgeous bookshelf in front of her. She jumped up and ran to him, flipping through it and asked, "Pornography, where is the pornography section? Is there a full version of the Jinping Meiyu Futon? There are eighteen styles of Longyang..."

He's not a satyr, he's not a satyr, he's not a satyr!

"The third space from the top on the left." Shao Yanli was too lazy to remove the pornographic label on his forehead.

"I found it! Yeah, there are so many collector's editions. I haven't found them after searching for a long time. A Zhai, can you lend me a look? I'll pay the rent!" asked him excitedly.

Seeing A Pian take out the wallet that belonged to him a few hours ago from his pocket, Shao Yanli raised his hand to stop the unnecessary payment, "No money, just look at it as you like."

Ah Pian likes to read books, which is beyond Shao Yanli's expectation. Seeing him walking around in front of the bookshelf, like a cat excited about finding a new toy, she can't help but smile.

Ah Pian walked back and forth a few times, and suddenly stopped at one place, reached out and pulled out a book, turned to look at him, and shouted: "Yeah? Yeah? Ah Zhai, you also like the Shao Yidao series? Grandma, you actually have three seasons." There is a full version, and there is also a limited collector's edition, which is super expensive. I didn't have the money to buy it at the time, but I didn't sell it when I wanted to buy it. Online auctions cost tens of thousands of yuan a copy. Damn, damn, you actually have three copies. Really It's so unfair, are you a fan of Shao Yidao? Or a fan of Heijian?"

The boy's pupils were extremely excited because of his excitement, and he said crackling like fried beans. Shao Yanli was very funny, but a little helpless, and said, "I'm not a fan of anyone."

"Oh, how lucky, I think Shao Yidao definitely doesn't want his fans to be pornographic novelists."

Ah puff!

What Shao Yanli sprayed was not blood, but the black tea he just drank into his mouth. It seems that it is safest to drink nothing when listening to A Pian in the future. What happened to the pornographic novelist?Better than a scammer!

"I am not a fan of anyone, I am their father!" Unable to bear it any longer, Shao Yanli rushed over, grabbed the book in A Pian's hand, and shouted: "I wrote this book, and I am the author Yan Kun, Yankun is me, OK?"

"..."

A Pian blinked, and after being stunned for 30 seconds, she asked calmly, "A Zhai, is what you said true?"

"I'm not you, I don't have the habit of deceiving people."

"Damn, then you were hit on the head by a meteorite? Why did you write this kind of stuff!?" A Pian pointed at the computer screen and called: "I think the Shao Yidao series is selling well. Is it because there are too many pirated copies that made you Reduced to writing pornographic novels for a living?"

"I'm not writing pornographic novels, it's erotica!"

"It's all the same, anyway, I'm just taking off my clothes and doing things... It's really hard to be a writer now, why don't we engage in phone scams..."

Where are the windows?He's going to open it and throw this rambling little con artist out the window!

As if feeling the murderous aura emanating from Shao Yanli's body, A Pian grabbed him in time, wrapped his arms around his neck in a flattering manner, and said repeatedly: "I've changed my mind, A Zhai... oh no, Shao Yidao, Shao Dao, you take care of me For me, please take care of me, I am easy to support, I can cook and do housework, I can warm the bed, I can make morning calls, I don’t smoke, drink or take drugs, I can be beaten, scolded and fucked, I only have one request, tell me the first time The plot of the four seasons, I want to be at the forefront of all readers!"

Recalling the experience 24 hours ago, Shao Yanli doubted the authenticity of this sentence, but...it is undeniable that his heart was moved, embraced by the soft body of the young man, the beautiful and fragrant images immediately filled his whole brain, and his heart was pounding It was so bad, I really wanted to push A Pian onto the sofa to play a game, but after wandering around his fleshy buttocks for a long time, I finally held back. If I do it here, I will feel emotional in the future, and he will never feel at ease again Already working.

Shao Yanli pretended to be calm and said: "It's almost noon, I'll see how your meal is doing before making a decision."

Ah Pian nodded her head, pulled him to a chair and sat down, and said, "Then I'll go prepare lunch right away, do your job well, and call me if you have an order, don't be polite to me."

A Pian ran out, and gently closed the door very considerately. Shao Yanli sat in front of the computer alone, stunned for a long time, raised his hand to pat his cheek, he must be dreaming, otherwise how could A Pian suddenly change So cute?

The communication with A Pian just now made Shao Yanli feel relieved. After that, he worked quickly and finished the translation before noon. He was worried that A Pian would burn the kitchen when he cooked. After finishing the documents and sending them back to the company, he ran to Helping out in the kitchen, who would have guessed that as soon as he entered the living room, he could smell the strong aroma of rice. A Pian was setting dishes on the dining table, saw him, and said with a smile: "You came just in time, I just finished cooking."

"This……"

Shao Yanli looked at the dining table, bitter gourd fried shredded pork, lettuce salad, whitebait custard, and a large bowl of seafood soup, very common home-cooked dishes, but put together, it was indescribably pleasing to the eye, he asked A Pian suspiciously, " You did it all?"

"Yes." Ah Pian graciously pulled out a chair for Shao Yanli to sit in, and put the rice in front of him, "Try it, judging from my past experience, this time there should be no food poisoning. "

this time?In other words, many people have had food poisoning before?

But... Shao Yanli looked at A Pian's smiling face, and thought that even if it was food poisoning, he must try it.

Shao Yanli took a bite of bitter gourd shredded pork first, and immediately knew that he was overthinking. The dishes were fried fragrant but not greasy, and the egg custard was steamed just right. The seafood soup was light and delicious with shrimp and kelp as the main ingredients. Taking a bite of the lettuce salad, Shao Yanli felt that his life was perfect. A Pian's cooking skills might not be comparable to the chef's, but compared to him, it was much higher. He decided to take care of this little fraud Master, it's worth it just by his cooking skills!

"Is it delicious? Is it delicious?" A Pian didn't eat, but sat opposite Shao Yanli, looking at him with bright eyes, eagerly waiting for the result.

"Tell me, A Pian, how many people have you poisoned to death before you can practice this cooking skill?"

"Tch, you are such a cock, of course someone must sacrifice to do a great job, as the saying goes, once you succeed, you will die."

A Pian made a gesture of using a knife, and Shao Yanli choked successfully again. Well, since he is his fanatic and works hard to cook for himself, it is better not to despise him for being uneducated.

"This is the key." As promised, Shao Yanli went to the living room to get a spare magnetic card for A Pian.

This is an indirect acknowledgment of his occupancy. A Pian took the magnetic card happily and said, "Thank you, A Zhai, then you can go back and tell the guards, I don't want to be bothered by them every time I go in and out."

"Oh."

"Let's say it's your distant cousin who came here to study, how about it?"

Shao Yanli was sipping soup with her head bowed, when she heard A Pian's suggestion, she casually agreed.

It seems that if you want to grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach. It is true.

A Pian supported her arms, and the magnetic card was flexibly rotating between her fingers, at a dizzying speed, just like a magician playing poker, calm and elegant, looking at Shao Yanli, his eyes flashed a sly brilliance.

In fact, sometimes people are the same as cards. As long as you have enough experience and strength, you can tightly control the opponent in your palm and let him turn as you wish. As for how long this control will last, he will I haven't thought about it, and I don't want to think about it.