i made a fortune from cursing

The eyelashes fluttered and scratched the palm, and the dog's curled palm seemed to crawl over countless ants.

It crawled all the way from the blood to the heart, nibbling at his beating heart.

"Close your eyes and don't move."

The sound mixed with water mist bound Shenqi tightly like a chain, he felt involuntary, unable to move, and even his eyes began to close as instructed.

With his eyes closed, Shenqi could only hear the sound of clothes rubbing and zippers being pulled up.

After a few seconds, Shenqi felt that he could move. He walked out of the bathroom. Goujuu had already put on his clothes, and the time left for him to dress was too tight, causing his collar to crooked.

The water droplets falling from the dog's curly silver hair splashed on the ground, exploding like fireworks.

The dark purple pupils were shrouded in light, reflecting watery light.

He shook his hair, and the drops of water that had remained on his head playfully jumped onto Shenqi's face.

The face reddened by the steam in the bathroom suddenly felt the coolness of the water droplets.

"Woodfish flower!"

Shen Qi spread his hands and said bluntly: "I don't understand."

Goujuan reluctantly took the phone from the bedside, quickly pressed his fingers on the keyboard, and typed a line of words on the phone interface a few seconds later.

[Why did it suddenly appear? ]

God prayed: "I'm unlocking the hidden teleportation point of the High School of Conjuration, and there will be rewards after unlocking."

[Teleportation point? ]

Shenqi suddenly grabbed Goujuan's hand and opened a teleportation point at random.

Goujumaki, who was still wearing slippers, and the wet Shenqi passed directly from Goujumaki's dormitory to Otoko Yuta's room.

Yi Gu, who was reading a storybook to Lixiang, stared wide-eyed.

Li Xiang, who was annoyed by the uninvited guest, burst into flames instantly, opened her mouth and shouted loudly: "Give--I get out--get--out from Yuta's room!"

"Yuta's room, only Satoka can enter!"

"Woodfish flower!"

Shenqi immediately clicked on the map and teleported the two of them back to Goujuan's room.

Having seen Li Xiang's brutality, Gou Juan patted his chest, heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Salmon."

Shenqi probably demonstrated the wonders of the teleportation point to Goujuan, and Goujuan held the phone in front of him with a serious expression.

[It is absolutely not allowed to take others to teleport from the teleportation point! ]

Shenqi nodded obediently: "Only Ji can do it, others can't."

Goujuan paused while typing.

[It's not... Forget it, except that I can't let the second person know about these teleportation points. ]

"Teacher Wutiao, can't they?" Shen Qi asked.

Goujuan raised his hands and made a cross gesture.

"Okay." Shenqi reluctantly agreed.

Shenqi's hair was wet and stuck together, and the dog rolled up the hair dryer.

[Come here, blow your hair. ]

Shenqi sat on the chair brought by Gouju, covered his head with a white towel, and after drying up the excess water, the comfortable hot wind blew his hair.

Goujuan's movements were very gentle, Shenqi yawned, physical tears gathered in the corners of his eyes.

He forced himself to look at the settlement rewards on the panel after unlocking the last teleportation point of the Conjuration High School.

[All teleportation points of the high school of incantations have been unlocked. Congratulations to player Shenqi for obtaining the title of Jumping Teleportation Point Unlocker. 】

[Reward the player with prayers, intermediate recipes x2, some primary ingredients, and the popularity of the gourmet shop app +10000. 】

An app download page suddenly popped up on Goujuan's phone screen.

[Gourmet Shop app yes/no to confirm download. ]

Gou Juan wanted to click No, but no matter how he clicked, he couldn't click the dark No word.Even if the phone is restarted, the app download interface is still on the home page.

"Is this the user version of the Food Shop app?"

Goujuan wants to type to ask Shenqi what's going on, but his phone is occupied by the app download page, so he can't touch the keyboard.

God prayed to show the gourmet shop app on the panel to Goujuan, but other than the players, no one else could see the existence of the panel.

God prayed and asked: "Can the content on the panel be shown to others?"

The panel was silent for a long time before typing the next sentence.

[Players can bind friends, share teleportation points and some functions. 】

"Can you bind friends? How to do it?"

[Player Shenqi is/is he bound to the dog curly thorn as the only friend? 】

"Yes."

[The friend binding has been sent to the dog curly spine. 】

A virtual panel suddenly appeared in front of Goujuan, and blue streamers surged around the panel.

[God prays to send a binding friend invitation, yes/no agree?Reminder: After binding the two-way unique friend, it cannot be unlocked. 】

Seeing the typesetting, Shenqi urged: "Quickly agree, if you agree, I can share some functions of the panel with you, and you can also chat through the panel, so that you can talk without spending money to buy a translator."

God prayed very happy after saving a sum of money.

Goujuan hesitated, but Shenqi urged him repeatedly, and his trust in him prompted him to agree.

After binding the only friend, Goujuan can see the functions of the panel part he shared.

The panel in front of Goujuan is much rougher than that of Shenqi, even the special effects on the panel are omitted, and the map is not as complete as Shenqi, just a few dots are randomly marked on the panel to indicate that it has been unlocked.

Shenqi clicked on the Food Shop app, and set the only dog ​​in the friend list as a clerk.

The gourmet shop app appears on the panel of the dog curly spine who has become a clerk, and the clerk's authority can only put the magic food in the warehouse on the shelves.

Shenqi cheered and said: "Good job, the gourmet shop has successfully recruited a clerk."

Goujuan was silent, feeling like he was being fooled.

The Gourmet Shop app on Goujuan's mobile phone has been downloaded. He clicked on the interface, and the purchase interface on the home page only has the magical mantra soup and the cumin mantra skewers they ate today.

He tried to buy a string, and after paying, the packaged magic string appeared on the table out of thin air, with instructions and effects printed on the back of the packaging bag produced by the gourmet shop.

[Cumin mantra string: open the bag and eat immediately.

Effects of use: The eater will produce different aromas according to their own body, which lasts for 7 days. ]

Shenqi exclaimed: "I'm rich, someone bought the magical mantra soup and cumin mantra string!"

The customer list of the gourmet shop is updated: customer "12652" buys a string of cumin mantras, and customer "I am the strongest" buys magic mantra soup x1.

Shenqi discovered the curse string in Goujuan's hand: "Did the curse string be bought by Ji?"

Goujuan showed him the purchase interface, and the customer "12652" was Goujuan.

"Then who is this 'I am the strongest'?" Shen Qi found out in surprise, "He bought another ten bottles of magic spell soup."

A lot of money, a lot of money.

***

Osamu Dazai, who was forced to download the Gourmet Shop app, browsed the interface curiously, and saw the magic soup that can reverse gender.

He tried to buy, and when paying, he stole the mobile phone scanning code of the neighbor Kunikida to pay.

A few seconds later, he had a bottle of exquisitely packaged unknown substance by his hand.

Osamu Dazai's eyes flashed with surprise. He tore off the plastic wrapping paper of the takeaway that said "produced by Gourmet Shop". On the back of the bottle was the product introduction and effect, and there was no formula list.

He quietly approached Kunikida, stuffed the phone back and stole the thermos from his desk.

Open the lid, and there are a few goji berries floating on the water.

He replaced it with a bottle of Mantra Spirit Soup and put the thermos cup back on Kunikida's table.

A few minutes later, Kunikida, who was busy with work, opened the thermos and took a sip directly.

Noticing something was wrong, he sniffed it. Is this still his health-preserving soup soaked in goji berries?Why is it so fragrant?

The golden braid hanging behind Kunikida's head lengthened at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his chest also bulged.

The clothes tightly bound his chest, Kunikida felt he couldn't breathe, he glanced down, but he didn't see the ground at a glance, what came into his eyes was the towering mountain that was about to burst the buttons of his shirt.

Osamu Dazai held the bottle that had not been thrown away and exclaimed: "It is really possible to reverse gender?!"

Kunikida immediately found the culprit: "Osamu Dazai! What's going on!"

The members of the detective agency who heard the movement gathered around.

Nakajima covered his mouth and pupils in shock: "Mr. Kunikida...Miss?"

Kenji poked Shimo Kunikida's chest curiously, causing Kunikida to roar, "Kenji, what are you doing!"

Kenji withdrew his hand: "Soft."

Osamu Dazai immediately clicked on the gourmet shop app just now: "It's so fun, I'll buy a bunch and send it to 'Slug'."

***

God fell asleep.

Goujuan tiptoedly put the hair dryer away, he thought for a while and decided to hug Shenqi to the bed.

He was in a deep sleep, still smacking his mouth, chanting: "Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail..."

Gou Juan couldn't help laughing, the corners of his mouth curled up a little.

He put the prayer on the inside of the bed, and said silently after turning off the light:

"Good night."

Shenqi turned over and hugged Goujuan directly.

"It's so fragrant, fragrant pear..."

He opened his mouth directly and took a bite on Goujuan's chest.

"!!!"

Gou Juan sat up abruptly, with water stains around his chest.

After being pushed away, Shen Qicheng occupied the entire bed, leaving only a small space for Goujuan.

He curled up on the sofa with the quilt in his arms, with dark circles under his eyes, sleepless all night until dawn.