i made a fortune from cursing

In the infirmary, Jiazi was drinking in the infirmary. She had been quiet for several days.

The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came, and she pushed open the door of the compartment, and saw a picture that she would never forget.

It was rumored that Shenqi, who did not know when to return to his hometown, and Goujuan, who was supposed to be on a mission, both lay on the ground.

The two of them looked tattered all over their bodies, and their faces and exposed skin were all covered with scars.

Gouju still had some strength, he pulled his collar and stuck out the tip of his tongue and let out a breath.

Throat, hoarse...

The housekeeper leaned against the door frame and took a sip of wine: "What's the matter with you two?"

Shenqi raised his head with difficulty, stretched out his hand for help, and said, "Teacher Jiarui, help me, my leg is broken..."

Jia Ruozi turned around and left without hesitation.

"Don't go, where are you going, Mr. Jiaru?!"

The pandas who got the news came to visit the two disabled people. The bandaging work was done jointly by the kind-hearted Knotaba Yuhito and the irritable Kinazaki Yeqiangwei.

Maki broke into the infirmary with a big knife on her back, and she looked at Shenqi with a fierce look in her eyes.

Immediately afterwards, she began to move her wrist.

"What should I do? If my leg is broken, then my arm will be broken."

Gouju rubbed his neck, trying to help, but it was as if he had lost his voice, unable to utter a word.

Fu Heihui stayed away from the infirmary calmly, hoping not to be affected.

The sharp tip of the knife brushed against Shenqi's face and firmly embedded in the wall.

The blade hummed, and Shenqi felt a lingering fear in his heart, and his body and head were almost separated.

"Is it fun to say goodbye without saying goodbye?" Maki rubbed her fingers and pulled Shenqi's hair like a big sister.

Shenqi didn't dare to struggle: "No, it's not very fun."

The others retreated collectively, not daring to speak or stop.

Nagasaki Yarose winked and began to talk to them: Maki-san is about to turn black and run away.

Knotabagi Yuhito: Is there any chance for Senior God to survive?

Panda: Shall we go first?

Fu Heihui: Go.

The crowded infirmary instantly became empty, and Goumaki stepped forward and grabbed Maki's clothes.

Maki looked at him with raised eyebrows: "You want to teach him a lesson yourself?"

She pulled out the knife and showed a gloomy expression: "Tranche, don't let me down."

The door of the infirmary was closed with a "bang", and Shenqi stretched out his hand to look at the door.

"Let's go?"

The dog roll nodded.

He lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed. Their leg injuries had been healed by the nitrous oxide at home. He was still lying on the bed just now to lie to them and escape disaster.

Leaning back, Gou Juan grabbed his hand, rolled over and pinned him down.

Shenqi struggled to get up, but was firmly pressed down by Goujuan.

Goujuan trembled a little, his eyes drooped, and his eyelashes swept across Shenqi's eyelids.

The fiery kiss conveyed all the suppressed emotions during this period to him through the lips and teeth.

Shenqi tasted the blood, and didn't know whether it was the dog roll or his own.

Like a walking dead, constantly paralyzing himself with tasks, life seems to have no meaning.

Goujuan doesn't want to recall these days again.

He raised his head slightly, and then fiercely bit Shenqi's collarbone.

He tasted blood on the tip of his tongue, but he didn't let go.

Warm drops of water slid across the collarbone, and he slowly reached out to hug the dog roll, feeling his uneasiness.

"I'm not going anymore, it's all because of the panel upgrade. Now we can both travel to and from here and another earth, but I don't think we should go back until Nissan is gone..."

When he appeared in front of Shenwei with Goujuan, his legs were broken.

"Salmon!"

The dog roll's tone is dangerous.

"No next time, nothing." Shenqi quickly explained.

The two didn't stay in the infirmary for long before returning to the dormitory. Shenqi took out from his pocket the dumb hair of Kamui that he had torn off during the fight.

The most difficult ingredients to make "Tiger Skin Nuo Claw" have also been collected. He currently has five fingers of Su Nuo and can only make "Tiger Skin Nuo Claw" twice.

The production of ingredients this time is different from the previous ones. In the past, as long as they were collected, the panel mall would reproduce the ingredients for production, but this time the ingredient "Su Nuo's Fingers" for the production of "Tiger Skin Su Nuo Claw" was not simultaneously on the panel mall.

It turned out that the recipes that were synthesized from fragments after wasting so much effort were so pitiful. Sure enough, free recipes are not a good thing.

While changing clothes, Shenqi talked to Goujuan: "I'm finally back, I still have all the ingredients for hot pot yet."

Goujuu's deep voice came, with a touch of danger: "Kelp?"

Shenqi hurriedly retorted: "I didn't come back to eat, the thorns are also very important!"

Of course eating is also important.

Shenqi checked the drawers and cabinets of the Goujuan. He came back just in time, and all the wood spirit soup left behind was gone.

Obviously he calculated the amount, at least it can be used for half a year, but it was all consumed within a few days.

When he was away, did Gou Juan drink the wood spirit soup as water?

Shenqi took out the cooking tools to make wood spirit soup to fill the drawer of the dog roll, but he just made a can before the dog roll snatched it away.

"Wooden fish flower." Gou Juan drank the wood spirit soup in one gulp.

He began to fear that he would disappear without a trace after leaving this pile of things.

Sensing Goujuan's uneasiness, Shenqi put away his tools and said with a smile, "Anyway, I'm always by Ji's side, and I can do it anytime."

Gou Juan breathed a sigh of relief, but after losing and gaining, he couldn't help worrying about gain and loss, even when he was sleeping, he held his wrist tightly, fearing that God's prayer would disappear again.

Dazai saw the brat who had been missing for a long time again, he raised his long legs and blocked Shenqi who was about to go in.

He said strangely, "There is no place for you here."

Shenqi showed a smile with eight teeth: "If there is no place for Mr. Dazai here, there will be no place for me."

Nakajima passing by rubbed his eyes: "Shenqi? Didn't you go back to the countryside to farm and never come back again?"

God prayed: "...?!" Who will return to the countryside to farm? !

Kunikida came out of the conference room with the documents in his arms. He rubbed his eyes and asked in confusion, "Didn't Dazai say that you went to study abroad and left here?"

God prayed: "...?" Studying abroad?This is even more outrageous!He is illiterate who gave him the big guts to study abroad?

"God pray? Didn't Mr. Dazai say that you went astray and went astray in order to make money?"

Shenqi caught Osamu Dazai who was about to escape: "Mr. Dazai, how many rumors did you spread about me when I was away?"

Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly: "You skipped work yourself, how can you blame me?"

Shenqi suddenly asked: "Before I left, I left a bunch of food for everyone in the detective agency."

Kunikida's eyes fell on Dazai: "I didn't see it."

Atsushi Nakajima said weakly, "Me too."

"We didn't see it either!"

Ranbu was woken up and rubbed his eyes: "I saw it, Dazai hid it all secretly, and I want to get back my share."

"Osamu Dazai!"

Very good, Mr. Dazai was condemned by everyone again.

……

Everyone soon forgot that Shenqi had left, but when it was time to rest, Shenqi and Goujuan would always be lost at the same time, and no one knew where they had gone.

"Salmon, salmon, fish!" Goumaki resisted in horror as Kagura put something on him.

Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi, who had already changed their outfits, patted him on the shoulder: "If it wasn't for the lack of manpower, I wouldn't need your help. Isn't it just a rice ball outfit? Thank you for your hard work."

Gintoki and Shinpachi's kind faces changed, they twisted their faces and together with Kagura put the dog roll into the onigiri doll costume.

Shenqi pushed open the door, and in front of him stood a silver-haired maid, a pink version of "Hulk", a rice bucket filled with rice, and...a dog-rolled rice ball.

He closed the door and reopened it.

You have come to the right place.

Shen Qi poked curiously at the rice ball package that wrapped the dog roll inside, it was very elastic.

"Why are you dressed like this?"

Kagura threw his mushroom outfit to him: "Silver Sauce took over the task of distributing leaflets in a theme restaurant, and the other party asked us to wear these to distribute leaflets."

Yinshi picked his nose and said: "This restaurant is definitely not serious, what's the matter with such a revealing maid outfit?"

Shenqi pierced him: "Mr. Yinshi, you seem to like this suit very much."

Yinshi waved his hands to cover up: "Take action, the distribution will be finished this evening."

Goujuan and Shenqi went out together, and Kagura separated them by relying on her big rice bucket: "Brother idiot, you are with Yinjiang, and I am with Fantuan-kun."

After finishing speaking, she forced the dog roll to walk to another street.

Gintoki and Shinpachi also dragged Shenqi to another street.

The way Kagura distributes leaflets is very special, one is distributed and two are thrown.

When passing by the trash can, half of the leaflets will be thrown into it. The dog roll is very honest, and all the leaflets are distributed to passers-by.

Kagura said with disgust: "Too stupid, too stupid, how can you control the idiot brother if you can't even steal and play tricks?"

Gou Juan blinked, and threw all the leaflets in his hand into the trash can.

Kagura complained: "You learn too fast, and you are too good at stealing and cheating!! Idiot brother must be eaten by you!!"

Dog roll: "?"

No matter what you do, it's wrong, and you can feel the hostility towards him from God Qi's family.

Kagura's topic changed quickly, and she was a bit imaginative: "When will you marry my idiot brother? I declare in advance that I will not give wedding gifts."

Dog Roll panicked: "Salmon?!"

marry? !

Kagura half-closed her eyes, and said gloomily, "You bastard, you all have beds. After such a thing, you haven't even considered getting married?"

Goujuan's pupils were shocked: "Big, big mustard?!"

When did you take the bed photo? !

Kagura's umbrella pointed at Goumaki, and she asked, "Want to be a heartbreaker?"

Gou Juan shook his head frantically: "Muyuhua!"

"That's good." Kagura continued to ask, "Where do you live? Do you have a house and a car? Do you have children and wives? There is no lover outside?"

Kagura's questions became more and more outrageous, and the dog roll was about to be overwhelmed.

He secretly sent a message to God to pray for emergency.

[Dog Juanji: Sister Jiang has a lot of questions, I can't answer QAQ. ]

[Shenqi: Just keep saying salmon and salmon, Kagura can’t understand anyway. ]

[Dog Curl Thorn: Good QAQ. ]

"After marriage, all the salary will be handed over to the idiot brother, do you hear me?"

"Salmon salmon."

"If you have any difficulties, you can solve them yourself. Don't bother the idiot brother, you know?"

"Salmon salmon."

"and also……"

"Salmon salmon."

"I haven't said yet, what about your salmon?"

"Salmon salmon."

The dark spaceship hovered above the mouth, and the shells had already locked on him.

[Shenqi: Hurry back to the high school, Nissan is here! ]

The two teleported back to the high school as if fleeing for their lives.

Thinking of the marriage that Kagura said, Goumaki blushed.He rummaged through and found his bank card, which contained his savings for so many years.

"give me?"

The dog roll nodded.

"Why did you suddenly give me money?"

"Salmon!"

The tea in Shenqi's mouth spurted out: "Marriage?!"

Only then did Goujuan realize what he said, he waved his hands, his ears were red: "Muyuhua!"

Shenqi breathed a sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, it's handing in, not getting married."

Shenqi took out a stack of bank cards: "I have five teachers' cards, and I still have a lot of money, which is enough for the two of us to spend half our lives in luxury."

Shenqi returned Goujuan's bank card to him: "I heard that Mr. Wutiao is the patriarch of a big family, and he is rich."

Gou Juan held the bank card and was very frustrated.

Shenqi refused to accept his bank card, just like he refused to accept his marriage proposal.

The edge of the bank card is not sharp, but you can feel a dull pain when you hold it firmly in your hand.

Shenqi was still chattering about Gojo Wu: "Teacher Wutiao doesn't have a wife at such an old age. I'm going to recognize him as a father. Maybe he can inherit his property in the future? Teacher Wutiao is so rich, he shouldn't mind raising my unworthy son, right?" ?”

"It's decided, I'll go to Teacher Wutiao tomorrow!"

Dog-roll dissatisfied gagged his mouth about other men.

Gojo Satoru will also be added to his list of unapproachable men.

He clenched his fists secretly, he must work hard to make money, and let Shenqi accept his marriage request... No, it's a bank card!

Shenqi suddenly sighed: "I don't know how long Nissan will stay on the earth. It would be too miserable to beat us every time we see us."

Gou Juan was silent, it's better not to worry about the bank card.

The most urgent thing is to let Kamui recognize him.

He looked up at the galaxy, the stars in the sky were very bright, but he didn't need it anymore.

Because there is already a brighter one beside him.

"I'm so happy to be here and meet you." Shenqi raised his eyebrows, with a smug smile on his face, "The food here is also delicious."

Dog Roll: "..."

Sure enough, the most important thing is to eat.

The two sat on the top of the roof looking at the stars, and the lights in the High School of Conjuration were still on.

The lamp that illuminates the road is not as bright as the sky, but it can guide people to move forward.

Shenqi stretched out his hand and held Goujuan Weiliang's hand.

The moonlight and starlight are beautiful, and he no longer needs to look at the night sky alone.

Same goes for dog rolls.

I hope that the stars are like this every day, but tomorrow will not be sunny.

Because he hates sunny days!Hate the sun.

But I like the light, warm and bright dog roll the most.

"I like you!"

"Salmon~"

"I also like the food! I also like the hot pot that I have never eaten!"

"Salmon……"